Author: Chris

BREAKING: Australia’s immigration minister cancels Novak Djokovic’s visa a second time; tennis star faces possible deportation from the country. https://t.co/WjH05e1apf

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) January 14, 2022

What an asshole.  Play by the rules or sit your ass home.  Why is this so difficult? Imagine spending so much time and energy, not protecting people around you because you are such a fucking entitled ignoramus that you won’t get a vaccine. My patience for these people ran out long ago.

Elon has been pimping his tunnels as a way to solve traffic jams through congested cities.

What could go wrong?

It turns out the congestion-busting “future of transport” is already experiencing congestion. pic.twitter.com/yJY9b0Nwjj

— Adam Tranter (@adamtranter) January 6, 2022

Oh.

(btw, as a Boston driver, the only thing worse than being stuck in traffic, is being stuck in traffic UNDER THE FUCKING GROUND.)

The lady casually checking her texts while singing and then blowing her soul through that clarinet is Doreen Ketchens:

Doreen Ketchens (born October 3, 1966 in New Orleans, Louisiana) is a jazz clarinetist who performs Dixieland and Trad Jazz. She is one of the first and few female bandleaders in New Orleans, and a musical educator. She has performed at concert halls, music festivals, and U.S. embassies, as well as in decades of weekly performances in Dixieland’s tradition in the Royal Street Performing Arts Zone in the French Quarter of New Orleans with her band, Doreen’s Jazz New Orleans. Ketchens has performed for four U.S. presidents: Bill Clinton, George Bush Sr., Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter, and is widely considered one of the cultural ambassadors of New Orleans and of the city’s traditional music.

How to steal an election: “Seeding an area heavy with potential Democratic votes with as many absentee ballots as possible, targeting and convincing potential voters to complete them in a legally valid way, and then harvesting and counting the results.”https://t.co/LwE3MdeWeG

— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 27, 2021

Republicans consider Democrats voting legally to be “stealing”.

How to steal pizza: seed an area with potential pizza with propositions to buy pizza. Target and convince employee to sell you pizza. Provide banking information and/or cash. Leave a tip.

Bam. You’ve just stolen pizza. They’ll even bring it to your door and just GIVE it to you. https://t.co/tDYhqw84xD

— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) December 28, 2021

The Dumbest Person in DC contest has a lot of competitors these days, but Ron Johnson always pleads a strong case for why he is most deserving:

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): "We all hoped and prayed that the vaccines would be 100% effective and 100% safe, but they’re not! We know that fully vaccinated individuals can catch covid, they can transmit covid, so what’s the point?!" pic.twitter.com/9V6rqBT9ey

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) December 28, 2021

What’s the point? I dunno. Maybe this chart would make some sense to him if he had a brain cell:
Here’s the source for that graph.

These people are just so exhausting.

“I’m not gonna get the vaccine” pic.twitter.com/pllmMTZBEk

— Scott Seiss (@ScottSeiss) May 13, 2021

Former President Donald Trump was booed by a portion of an audience in Dallas on Sunday when he said he had received a Covid-19 booster shot, according to video of the closed press event that was shared on social media. https://t.co/62UtqYf5PD

— CNN (@CNN) December 20, 2021

Of course he got booed. Trumpism has nothing to do with Trump. He unwittingly tapped into it. Since Nixon’s southern strategy, Republican politicians have been using racist dog whistles to solidify their shitty racist base. Trump, not one for subtleties, used an air raid siren instead of a whistle. And they finally could once again be out and proud about believing that the US is for straight white guys and fuck everyone else. Those Trump flags you see streaming from pickup trucks are nothing more than neo-confederate flags.

It’s all about being against anything those brown/gay/abortionist loving liberals stand for.

Alex Jones is flipping out after Trump said he got the booster: “Hell, we’re fighting Bill Gates and Fauci and Biden and the New World Order and Psaki and the Davos Group .. and now we’ve got Trump on their team!” pic.twitter.com/fyEfx1OcFp

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 21, 2021