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Former Trump Aide Jason Miller Denies Spiking Smoothie with Abortion Pill but Resigns CNN Role:

Jason Miller, a former aide to President Donald Trump, said on Saturday that he had decided to leave his role as a political commentator at CNN following an accusation that he administered an “abortion pill” to a woman he impregnated during an affair.

Don’t worry though, CNN will replace him with another vile Trump supporter as fast as you can say creepy chinless motherfucka.