It's almost like the United States has no President – we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 20, 2014
Oh for the love of Zeus. JUST FUCKING SAY IT WAS A TYPO AND MOVE THE FUCK ON. Oh right, Dear Leader is never wrong:
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer drew widespread laughter from reporters when he insisted that President Donald Trump’s infamous “covfefe” tweet was not a misspelling.
After one reporter asked Spicer if “people should be concerned that the president posted somewhat of an incoherent tweet last night,” Spicer simply replied, “No.”
The reporter then asked Spicer why the misspelled tweet stayed up for so long.
“The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,” Spicer replied, which elicited laughter throughout the room.
Reporters then tried to ask Spicer what “covfefe” actually means, but he quickly moved on to another question.
Because he is determined to do as much damage to the world as humanly possible:
Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump is expected to withdraw from the Paris climate agreement, two senior US officials familiar with his plans told CNN Wednesday, a major break from international partners that would isolate the United States in global efforts to curb global warming.
The decision, which will be announced this week, would put the US at odds with nearly every other nation on earth. It would reflect a major reversal of the Obama administration’s efforts on climate change. And it could trigger further efforts to erode the landmark climate agreement.
Cov•fe•fe /'kov,f?,f?/ noun: A ploy to distract from pulling out of the #ParisAgreement.
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) May 31, 2017
? Lookups fo…
Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) May 31, 2017
— Andrea Dubé (@AndDube) May 31, 2017
— Mr Nobody (@banned_kid) May 31, 2017