People are using Trump’s “illegal aliens” hotline to complain about ET and Superman


The American people are warning Donald Trump about ET and Superman.

That’s probably not what the president of the United States had in mind when this week he set up a hotline for the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement office (VOICE), meant to record and report crimes by “illegal aliens.” But many people opposed to Trump and his immigration policies have taken a creative interpretation of “illegal aliens” — to include, of course, space aliens.

Donald Trump on being president: “I thought it would be easier”

I remember so many people saying before the election that Trump loved campaigning but doesn’t actually want to be President. Campaigning is fun! Being President is actually work. A lot of work. Bigly! Just about every single thing he has said so far vindicates those people:

In an exclusive interview with Reuters, Trump reflected on the joys of his previous life. He misses being able to drive, having privacy, and having an easier job.

“I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump told Reuters in an interview. “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.”

“You’re really into your own little cocoon, because you have such massive protection that you really can’t go anywhere,” he continued. “I like to drive. I can’t drive any more.”

Oh and he’s still crowing about his the electoral college votes he got.:

“Here, you can take that, that’s the final map of the numbers,” Trump told the Reuters reporters, handing out 2016 election maps, with states he won marked in red. “It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us.”

He had copies for all three reporters in the room