As a cat, you really want to have a sushi chef as your owner.
(via Laughing Squid)
“He slips his penis in her vagina, gives her the sperm & slips out again”
I just started watching Veep a month ago. I’m really loving it. Julia Louis-Dreyfus won an Emmy last night for best actress where she then offered this quote:
“Our show started out as a political satire,” the Veep star said. “But it now feels more like a sobering documentary.”
About 1:45 in if you must.
(via The Presurfer)