Christian Couple Will Divorce if Gay Marriage Passes in Australia

At this point, if I found irrefutable evidence that Christians were indeed right, I think I would choose a cozy fiery hell over spending an eternity with these douchebags.

A Christian couple with nothing better to do has said they’ll get divorced if same-sex marriage becomes legal in Australia.

Nick and Sarah Jensen have been married for 10 years but are apparently prepared to end their decade-long marital run if gay people are granted marriage equality. Mr. Jensen is the director of a conservative public policy group and made the announcement in a letter to the Canberra CityNews.

“My wife and I, as a matter of conscience, refuse to recognise the government’s regulation of marriage if its definition includes the solemnisation of same sex couples.”

In an interview with Fairfax Media that you can listen to here, Jensen went on to say that he felt expanding marriage equality to include same-sex couples would lead to polygamy.