Always happy when I find out that I’ve taken the opposite position of this douche-nozzle. (does one hyphen douche nozzle?)
(via Right Wing Watch)
Always happy when I find out that I’ve taken the opposite position of this douche-nozzle. (does one hyphen douche nozzle?)
(via Right Wing Watch)
The Gallego family takes a trip to Disneyland and Sariah and Alex are chosen to join Jedi Academy!!!! Sariah decides to bow to Darth Vader and joins the Dark Side in front of everyone!!!!!
(via Buzzfeed)
Nothing is more presidential than marking up a printout of a blog post:
We, too, are recent beneficiaries of Trump’s editorial suggestions. On March 24, Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter received a packet of documents from Trump containing a print-out of a VF Daily blog post from the week prior (shown below), several articles from blogs and newspapers concerning the ratings of Celebrity Apprentice and Trump’s presidential aspirations, and a debossed “DONALD J. TRUMP” note card of surprisingly thin paper stock.
(via Balloon Juice)
Christ, what an asshole.
(via Jesus Needs a New PR)
Printed food? Lasers? Just give me a steak medium damn it with some mashed potatoes… Maybe some creamed spinach.
From 13WMAZ:
A Dublin church group plans to gather pump-side Saturday and pray for the gas prices to drop.
It’s an effort started by the Beacon of Light Christian Center in Dublin.
“I believe if we come together and pray as a community we can really make something happen,” says the church’s pastor, Marshall Mabry.
Mabry says he can remember when gas jumped from under $1 to $1.50 and says, now, with prices reaching almost $4, he says he plans to ask God for help.
(via The Consumerist)