OK, I Gave In

I bought a copy of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. How could I not? There’s a picture of Abe with an ax behind his back standing in front of a blood splattered wall.

I haven’t been this excited about a Civil War era book since I bought The Guns of the South because it had a picture of General Lee holding an AK. (And for the record, the book was even better than what I thought)


I give up. I got about halfway through before feeling like I was wasting my time. The book gets off to a good start but after the novelty wears off the plot just kind of wanders aimlessly without aim, straying and weaving and rambling and meandering and going around in circular directions that zig and zag over under sideways down all without aim, weaving and straying and rambling on, and now’s the time, the time is now, to sing my song.

KFC’s Double Down Sandwich

I saw this the other day and assumed it was an April Fool’s Joke. Nope.

The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real and it’s coming April 12th! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!