Singing ‘The Hokey Pokey’ Should be a Hate Crime


Some Roman Catholic churchmen, meanwhile, have said that the words “hokey pokey” derive from “hocus pocus” — the Oxford English Dictionary concurs — and that the song was written by 18th-century Puritans to mock the language of the Latin Mass. Last year the Catholic Church in Scotland, concerned that some soccer fans were using the song as a taunt, raised the possibility that singing it should be prosecuted as a hate crime.

So for those keeping score at home about Catholicism:

Singing ‘The Hokey Pokey’ = a Hate Crime.
Raping a child = job transfer to a brand new parish