I HAVE FOUND GOD

I have found god in the form of Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Buns ice cream. He’s a sweet deity whose sacrament consists of caramel cinnamon struesel but can be vengeful if you eat too much (I’m learning about this as I type… Sweet Ben & Jerry, have mercy upon me). I’d venture forth on a crusade to convert natives and slay apostates if the Lord Cinnamon Bun did ask…

I’m didn’t get to try the S’mores yet. I’m a bit afraid it will set off a Frozen Treat Reformation.