With illustrations! I’ll give you the first one:
Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
(via Lone Gunmen)
One star Amazon reviews of classic movies, music and literature. Today we take a look at Who’s Next :
Never heard of em!!!!
Someone said, buy this it good.
Yeah good for wiping the dust from the floor.
The singer, don’t know his name, he can’t sing!!!!
Unlike legends like Mariah Carey, and Whitney Houston.
And that first song, what is it???
Oh Biba Rileo, it gives me a headache!!!!
This isn’t music, this is noise!!!
Try listen to true musicians like…Celine Dion, Britney Spears, Linkin Park, and the one and only……………
These are the musicians of the future not this!!!!
Believe me, I know!!!!
I too am a musician, I play the triangle, bango, flute, and organ, I am an A ++++++++ student!!!!
This and Pop Idol is the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS BAND SIZZUCKS, PERIOD! Doger Raltrey is THE mizzost overated “rock vocalist” EVER! Tete Powngay is the mozt OVERRATED guitarist eva! Keith Moon is a REAL overrizzated drumma! For REAL instrument work, buy Van Halen III & Mike Jones.
Pete Townsend dominates the songwriting on this album too much. Why didn’t he let Keith Moon’s talents shine? I’ve heard Keith’s solo album, and his songwriting was an untapped resource.
Hi, I’m Tommy (no kidding).
My father gave me this old CD with music. I was under the impression it was all film music from the reruns of the Doctor Who series and I was expecting exciting synthesizer space rock but it goes without saying I was bitterly disappointed by this grandpa weasel. The voices are indistinguishable and NOT!! at all about extraterrestrials or spooking mysteries. This instead is lame ‘she left me I am a dumb wino’ music.
It should be bent from being displaced in the shops.
I have a decent name for this collection: WHO cares?????????
led zeppelin was much better! there’s no good lyrics! the songs are terrible! melodies! behind blue eyes is better made by limp bizkit!
My mom made me leave the house for the first time in years or I would be grounded from World Of Warcraft for a week! Ugh! So I was taking a walk around this old junkyard and was rummaging though a pile of trash and found this album on cassette. I was excited- a new album to listen to! I put it in my Walkman from 1993 and hoped for an awesome album (hopefully as good as “St.Anger”). What a disappointment! I hated this album! Here’s why:
1.) All songs sound the same
2.) Do they even have a bassist? I sure as heck can’t hear the bass.
3.) The guitarist was awful
4.) The drumming was so simple, all in 4/4
5.) The vocals were horrid! He sounded like a dying cat
6.) The songs were generic and uncreative
Also, they were never on MTV or BET! So that’s an automatic fail. Listen to some real music like Bon Jovi, people.
These orthodox ministers have been the slanderers of the
really great men of our century. They denounced Lyell. the great
geologist, for giving facts to the world. They hated and belittled
Humboldt, one of the greatest and most intellectual of the race.
They ridiculed and derided Darwin, the greatest naturalist, the
keenest observer, the best judge of the value of a fact, the most
wonderful discoverer of truth that the world has produced.
In every orthodox pulpit stood a traducer of the greatest of
scientists — of one who filled the world with intellectual light.
The church has been the enemy of every science, of every real
thinker, and for many centuries has used her power to prevent
Robert Green Ingersoll – “Truth” (1897)