You Can’t Please Everyone – The White Album

One star Amazon reviews of classic movies, music and literature. Today we take a look at The White Album:

These old talentless hags will never be as great as their idols Oasis! Oasis are one of the best “classic rock” bands ever, aside from Metallica, but St. Anger is pretty hard to beat. Anyway, this whole album is boring and uninspired with weak songwriting. All of the songs sound the same! Why is this two discs?? It’s two discs full of DUNG!

I have never understood all the fuss over the Beatles. They couldn’t sing, weren’t good looking and played the same guitar music over and over that you can’t even dance to. Britney Spears has much more talent and is alot cuter than they ever were. One more TIME, is the greatest pop album of ALLTIME…not any overatted Beatles album.

THIS MUSIC IS BAD, REALLY REALLY BAD. THE LYRICS ARE VERY BAD AND SO IS THE MUSIC. THE RHYTHM IS BAD AND ALSO THE SLEEVE IS TOTALLY DUMB, YES ABSOLUTELY BAD.
I DONOT GET IT HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY IT IS GOOD WHILE IT IS BAD BEYOND A DOUBT, NO REALLY BE REASONABLE THIS IS AS BAD AS IT GETS, I HAVE NEVER BEFORE HEARD SOME MUSIC THAT IS SOOOOOOO BAD.

YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND TO THINK IT IS GOOD OR WORSE TO BUY IT YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS RUBBISH – IT IS REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!

the beatles suck. 2 disc’s of hippy crap. i know they have talent but cant stand them

The White Album at one time was great.

But grow up people, it is 2005, this album is a relic, not a classic.

When they did Cry for a shadow or In spite of all the danger there was patential, but this crazed out blubber is just a cheesy con job with horrible lyrics and maladies.

Why do people fuss over this dated pop group. Michael Jackson’s THRILLER blows every Beatles album away as true pop music genius. Only music arty farty music critics continue to ramble on about their music. For the need of something to say.

I don’t understand all the fuss about this album. While my Guitar Gently Weeps is the worst song on the album. It shows what little talent they actually had. Mcarthur and Lenin just didn’t write any imaginative songs. I think Matchbox 20 is a lot better than the beetels.

I listened to this whole album the other day because I read the reviews on Amazon. This album is worthless. The only song I appreciated was While My Guitar Gently Weeps. Later, I realized why. Eric Clapton helped out with the guitar. That man has more talent in his pinky than all four Beatles combined. The Beatles are the N’Sync of the 60’s. I wish people would realize this. N’Sync, Backstreet Boys, Beatles? What’s the difference?

My friend’s mother’s brother gave it for my birthday I told him I like music from old history which is all gone now anyways he boaght me this well I hate it SERIOUSLY it is unbearable to listen to it gives me the shrivels! and where is paint it back?

I don’t want to like say anything mean, but I didn’t like this album. It doesn’t make my top ten. The number one album of all time is Third Eye Blind, “Third Eye Blind.”

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