Question of the Day

Janey asks: Are you afraid of clowns, and if yes, why?

I’m not afraid of clowns but I think all mimes should be punched repeatedly in the neck*. But I’m sure that’s not a minority opinion regarding mimes. So let’s hear it. Who is afraid of clowns?

*Please don’t punch mimes repeatedly in the neck. There’s no law against it per se** but the makeup might run onto your hands infecting you and turning you into a mime.

**Actually, that probably isn’t true***

***Well it could be true**** but I’m not a lawyer

****But it’s probably false*****

***** See***