Judging from my statcounter, it looks like the cynics who abandoned me for their holiday revelries are slowly slinking back to their offices where they’ll spend the majority of valuable corporate time looking on this and other blogs for YouTube clips of cats slathered in bacon falling off of things.
And I for one welcome you back with open arms. (Although secretly I’m a bit hurt that you only think about reading this while some nameless corporation is paying you. But I’ll keep those feelings hidden deep inside that only come out in parentheses at the tail end of a post which nobody ever reads anyway. Ungrateful bastards!)