Holy Church of Bacon

It’s actually more of a wiki than a church. But if I don’t post this now I’ll have this forwarded to me over and over again.

The Holy Church of Bacon [alternatively THCoB, CoB] aims to promote consumption of, and unfaltering love for, the holiest of holy foods: Bacon. We believe Bacon to be more worthy of nourishing the human body than any other food in existence. We abide by the Five Baconic Laws and live our lives in pursuit of the Bacony truth.

(via YesButNoButYes)