Scenes from an Atheist De-Baptism Ceremony

From The Friendly Atheist:

How does one actually go about having an atheist de-baptism ceremony?

I attended one in Westerville, Ohio over the weekend and I can now tell you about all the ceremonial details.

It begins with some words from Acting President of American Atheists, Frank Zindler:

“Do you agree that the magical potency of today’s ceremony is exactly equal to the magical efficacy of ceremonial baptism with dihydrogen monoxide, and do you agree that the power of all magical ceremonies is nonexistent?”

Then, everyone responds with a booming, “Amen!”