I miss him (And yes, a lot of these aren’t really quotes but excerpts from his novels.):
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
If you want to take my guns away from me, and youâ€™re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and youâ€™re for the poor, youâ€™re a liberal. If you are against those perversions and for the rich, youâ€™re a conservative. What could be simpler?
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
In case you havenâ€™t noticed, we are now almost as feared and hated all over the world as the Nazis were.
I Love You, Madame Librarian
Doesn’t anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools, or health insurance for all?
A Man Without a Country