Some great lines in this one.
“Take this copy of the Bible.”
“What bible, this is just a blank piece of paper.”
“Yeah, that’s the nonfiction version.”
“It is true in another sense, in what we call the biblical sense. In other words it’s fantastically improbable and impossible to verify so naturally I intend to live my life henceforth in strict accordance to it to the detriment of everyone around me.”