Christian Pastor/Radio DJ Arrested

Oooooh Oooooh! A christian pastor arrested. Let me guess. Caught with a male hooker while smoking meth? What about caught soliciting an undercover cop for oral sex to protect himself from becoming a “statisitic”? Any other guesses before we peek at the answer?

Police in Johnson City arrested a Bristol, Virginia, minister for driving under the influence and indecent exposure.

Police say 58-year-old Tommy Tester urinated in front of children at a car wash while wearing a skirt. He will remain free on bond until an October court hearing.

He is also charged with having an open container of alcohol in his vehicle.

Tester is a minister of Gospel Baptist Church and works for Christian radio station WZAP, 690 AM. The owner of the radio station, Al Morris, is asking for people to pray for Tester.

A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers sexual favors and says an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday.

Urinating in front of children while wearing a dress. Didn’t see that one coming. But bonus points because he did offer sexual favors to the police.

I guess he’ll be visiting Pastor Ted Haggard in that gay reformation center before the week is out. Perhaps they can even work on a sermon together titled “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?