Happy Loyalty Day

Holy crap! It’s Loyalty day and nobody bothered to tell me. And here I am stuck without a flag to put on the back of my pickup truck and without a pickup truck to put the flag that I don’t have in the first place.

The Congress, by Public Law 85-529, as amended, has designated May 1 of each year as “Loyalty Day.” This Loyalty Day, and throughout the year, I ask all Americans to join me in reaffirming our allegiance to our Nation.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2007, as Loyalty Day. I call upon the people of the United States to participate in this national observance and to display the flag of the United States on Loyalty Day as a symbol of pride in our Nation.

(Thanks Comrade Eel Feather)