Threat Alert Jesus

This has to be a joke. DHS doesn’t actually broadcast that stupid threat level. (or do they?)

This incredible invention receives signals directly from the Dept. of Homeland Security anywhere within the continental U.S., and changes color the moment the national threat level is updated.

This beautifully sculpted figurine is molded out of high impact plastic and comes with full instructions. Requires two ‘AA’ size batteries (not included). Get one for every room in your house. Even works in your car!