Thank God My Baby Died

Thank God I is a series of books in development where the theme seems to be that god should be thanked for any horrific thing imaginable that could happen to you because it helps the victim become a better person by accepting god. Here are a few of their working titles:

Thank God My Husband Cheated On Me

Thank God I Can’t Conceive Children
Thank God I Went To Jail/Prison
Thank God I Was Scammed
Thank God I Was Raped
Thank God I Was Sexually Molested
Thank God I Masturbate
Thank God I Have HIV/Aids
Thank God I Have/Had Cancer
Thank God My Wife Died
Thank God My Husband Died
Thank God My Dad Died
Thank God My Mom Died
Thank God My Baby Died

And I can’t leave out my favorite:

Thank God I Am A Bitch

You get the idea.

(via Unscrewing the Inscrutable)