A blog I could spend hours reading. The Charles Barkley Quote Blog:
I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper.
On baldness: “Why do bald guys always wear beards? When I started to go bald, I took it like a man.”
On being misquoted in his autobiography: “That was my fault. I should have read it before it came out.”