A few years ago we worked with Leif Segerstam, a composer/conductor from Finland. He had a remarkably creative way of using the English language, and as usual, I started writing my favourite quotes in our music. After a few days, I learned that several other members of the orchestra were doing the same thing. This is a compilation of our efforts.
A few examples:
I want the music more traumatised.
The string section without the basses is a plasmatic living cluster.
You have to become a little dirty about the fingerboard there.
More grease in the pianissimo.