Fundies Say the Darndest Things

The best of 2006.

“I was wondering ? Do any of you sometimes let go of the steering wheel
for a moment while driving are while coming to a stop, of course while no cars are really near by and imagine yourselfs disappear and wonder what your car may do, where it would stop or that sort of stuff if you were driving while the rapture takes place ?

tell me if I’m crazy, or is this normal ? “

COMPUTERS SMARTER THAN ATHEISTS

Even though computers aren’t capable of rational thought and know nothing about morals, yet they have more sense than the most learned atheist. Case and point: The other day while working on a PC, I began deleting unwanted files. There was an html file that showed all of the TEN COMMANDMENTS. Since it was a duplicate file, I decided to delete it also. When I clicked “delete”, the usual message came on the screen that said, “Are you sure you want to send the ‘TEN COMMANDMETS’ to the Recycle bin?” The question struck me very deeply because of how it was worded and for a moment I hesitated to delete the file. After clicking “yes”, a message box came up on the screen that said an illegal act had been performed by a program. Now what atheist or heathen has sense enough to think as correctly as that unthinking computer. Atheists do not think it’s an illegal act to try to destroy the TEN COMMANDMENTS.”