25 Signs That, Sadly, You’ve Grown Up


1 Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2 Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3 You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5 You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6 You watch the Weather Channel.
7 Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8 You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9 Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10 You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.