Walk to Reclaim America


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Over 200 years ago when our founding fathers formed this nation, they could not have imagined the truths that they loved so much and risked their lives for would one day be hated and scorned by so many. They would never have believed that some would one day seek to remove all references to God, all moral standards, and all public display of religion from our land.

Yes, if only the founding fathers had been a bit more explicit when it came to religion. OH! Wait, they were:

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,

(via J-Walk)

South Park’s Scientology Episode Up For Emmy

This makes me happy:

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The “South Park” episode that poked fun of Tom Cruise and Scientology has apparently impressed voters at the Television Academy.

That’s because one of the Emmy nominees for Best Animated Program is the episode of “South Park” that’s said to have angered Tom Cruise and Isaac Hayes.

The episode called “Trapped in the Closet” implies that Cruise is gay and makes fun of Scientology.

Cruise’s fellow Scientologist Isaac Hayes reportedly quit because he was upset with the episode. And when it came time to rerun it, Cruise allegedly called Comedy Central and demanded that it be pulled.

It was, even though Cruise’s people denied he asked for it.

The Dark Bible


The inspiration of the Dark Bible first stemmed from a combination of Ben Akerley’s “The X-Rated Bible” and Steve Allen’s, “Steve Allen on the Bible, Religion and Morality”, for the purpose of finding relevant passages that dealt with the wrath, scatological, and dubious moral teachings of God in the Bible. The Bible has served as one of the instruments that has steered me away from this awful religion. Hopefully, the Dark Bible will do the same for others.

(via del.icio.us/Wiscoman)

Cheney’s Finances


So Cheney is betting against the dollar.

Wouldn’t you like to know where Dick Cheney puts his money? Then you’d know whether his “deficits don’t matter” claim is just baloney or not.

Well, as it turns out, Kiplinger Magazine ran an article based on Cheney’s financial disclosure statement and, sure enough, found out that the VP is lying to the American people for the umpteenth time. Deficits do matter and Cheney has invested his money accordingly.

The article is called “Cheney’s betting on bad news” and provides an account of where Cheney has socked away more than $25 million. While the figures may be estimates, the investments are not. According to Tom Blackburn of the Palm Beach Post, Cheney has invested heavily in “a fund that specializes in short-term municipal bonds, a tax-exempt money market fund and an inflation protected securities fund. The first two hold up if interest rates rise with inflation. The third is protected against inflation.”

Cheney has dumped another (estimated) $10 to $25 million in a European bond fund which tells us that he is counting on a steadily weakening dollar. So, while working class Americans are loosing ground to inflation and rising energy costs, Darth Cheney will be enhancing his wealth in “Old Europe”. As Blackburn sagely notes, “Not all bad news’ is bad for everybody.”

(via Shakespeare’s Sister)

Amazon Reviewer & Conspiracy Theorist

This guy is my new favorite reviewer on Amazon. Here is his review for The Wizard of Oz.

The Wizard of Oz movie was shown playing in a movie theater in Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow. Judy Garland is sensational in the film. The first 4 flus of 2006 that I reported were apparently non life threatening. Apparently by November 22, 2006 there will be 22 more superflus released and then between November 23 and the last day of fall 2006 then 74 more flus will be released for a total of 100. 1 of the flus authorized by the permanent members of the United Nations security council will apparently kill billions. As the American Shadow Vice President I did not sign for these flus because I do not believe in murder or suicide as a Christian. To prove my Cosmic Top Secret Security Clearance the code to former FBI Director Freehs computer was Mafeking Hero Az ide F Chas. Which sounds like my f ing hero haze I deaf from the Chas on a Police rock band album, it is also a partial profile of a criminal because mcveigh who was a traitor to the free world was a gulf war hero had explosives knowledge and failed his special forces green beret course. If the FBI wants to contact me my Moms number is in the book twice over. Thank you and may God watch over America and Britain. Check out the other wizard of oz videos as well.

(via Waxy)