The key to the LASIK@Home system is the Scal-Pal™ Scanning Adjusting Laparoscopic Personal Laser. This hand-operated combination femtosecond/excimer laser is made exclusively for LASIK@Home by Walton Group Manufacturing, the same company that makes the the LASIK equipment used by more clinics nationwide.

The Scal-Pal™ is actually two lasers in one! First the Scal-Pal™ femtosecond laser cuts a small flap in the cornea of your eye. Then the excimer laser vaporizes a tiny section of the lens without damaging the surrounding tissue. The whole procedure takes only a few minutes and is virtually painless.*

(via The Museum of Hoaxes)


  1. I’d like to be the first to point out (on this site) that the fantastical LASIK-machine inventor man is wearing glasses.

  2. ummm holy crap. no. i had lasik done and they didn’t put enough numbing drops in one of my eyes. let me tell you how that felt. no way i’d try it alone.

    and six, ha! good point on the glasses 🙂

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