Happy Easter to my Christian visitors. This article is from a few years ago but is very good.
Day: March 27, 2005
Conan O’Brien Hates My Homeland
I don’t ever watch Conan O’Brien so I am not really too sure if these are his jokes or not but they are pretty funny. It is supposedly the complete archive of jokes about different countries but it only goes up to H. Hmm.
There simply isn’t a more beautiful island… to sail by on your way to Jamaica.
Belgium
The only European country to never successfully invade Belgium.
El Salvador
Where no resumé is complete without the phrase “Supervised six-person death squad.”
50 Peeps. 60 Minutes.
(via Screenhead)
Tom DeLay, Hypocrite
Why am I not surprised by this.
In 1988, however, there was no such fiery rhetoric as the congressman quietly joined the sad family consensus to let his father die.
“There was no point to even really talking about it,” Maxine DeLay, the congressman’s 81-year-old widowed mother, recalled in an interview last week. “There was no way [Charles] wanted to live like that. Tom knew — we all knew — his father wouldn’t have wanted to live that way.”
Doctors advised that he would “basically be a vegetable,” said the congressman’s aunt, JoAnne DeLay.
When his father’s kidneys failed, the DeLay family decided against connecting him to a dialysis machine. “Extraordinary measures to prolong life were not initiated,” said his medical report, citing “agreement with the family’s wishes.” His bedside chart carried the instruction: “Do not resuscitate.”
On Dec. 14, 1988, the DeLay patriarch “expired with his family in attendance.”
“The situation faced by the congressman’s family was entirely different than Terri Schiavo’s,” said a spokesman for the majority leader, who declined requests for an interview.
“The only thing keeping her alive is the food and water we all need to survive. His father was on a ventilator and other machines to sustain him,” said Dan Allen, DeLay’s press aide.
There were also these similarities: Both stricken patients were severely brain-damaged. Both were incapable of surviving without medical assistance. Both were said to have expressed a desire to be spared from being kept alive by artificial means. And neither of them had a living will.
(Thanks Wine-aholic)