How Many 5 Year Olds Could You Fight At Once

One of the more interesting (and funnier) discussions I have seen on the internet. Here is a taste:

i think this is absolutely key. this is the size of a basketball court, i just run around plowing them over a few at a time. i bet i could take 50. the limitations would be how long i could fight before getting really tired and just how densely packed they became. i think i could incapacitate 50 5 year olds in 10 minutes. once you start going past 50 though, running around without messing up a knee or ankle by tripping over their little broken bodies would be the biggest issue.

I think I could take no more than two dozen.

(via Waxy)