Mary Kay Letourneau’s Wedding Registry

Remember Mary Kay Letourneau, the teacher who was put in prison for sleeping with her eleven year old student? Well she has been out for a few months now and is getting married to that same student. I have strict rules against attending weddings of pedophiles and their victims so I won’t be able to attend but they have registered online for those who don’t mind sending them a gift. The cheap gifts are almost gone but they still need two Cuisinart Belgian Waffle Makers. (Isn’t that the real crime here?)


  1. It just goes to show you just how bizarre the world really is.
    They’re a regular Romeo and Juliet, in their own heads.
    You know that paedophiles call it “intergenerational relationships”.

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