They Thought You’d Say This

Unlikely phrases from real phrasebooks:

INDONESIAN
I have my own syringe.
Saya punya suntikan saya sendiri.

RUSSIAN

I can’t do the cha-cha.
Ja ne umeju tantsevatj cha-cha-cha.

I want a specimen of your urine.
Ja vozjmu u vas mochu na analiz.