Featuring 2,488 transcripts from “Saturday Night Live”
Like the little chocolate donuts skit.
Announcer: John Belushi is on his way to a gold medal in the Decathlon! They’re setting the bar at seven feet – here’s his approach..[ John Belushi runs toward the bar. Quick cut to John jumping over the top of the bar. Quick cut to John landing on the grass. ]
Announcer: He got it! Belushi’s won the gold, now he’s going for the world’s record![ cut to John Belushi running long-distance sprint and winning, as his fans crowd around him ] [ cut to John at home ]
John Belushi: [ seated at breakfast table smoking a cigarette ] I logged a lot of miles training for that day. And I downed a lot of doughnuts. Little Chocolate Donuts. They taste good, and they’ve got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning. That’s why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.[ cut to John Belushi going for the gold in the javelin toss ]
Announcer: Little Chocolate Donuts. The donuts of champions.
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