Tag Moronic

Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

Of course! BEIRUT – A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. Iran is one of the world’s most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric’s unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit […]

President Obama, It’s Time To Fire the TSA

My favorite part of the new TSA regulations is that you can’t have anything in your lap during the last hour of the flight. There’s no way a terrorist would ever think about blowing up a plane at any point before descent. From Gizmodo: Today, DHS’s Napolitano’s response to the crotchbomber: “We’re looking to make […]

I Wasn’t Expecting That To Happen

(via The Daily What)

You Can’t Use that Word! It’s Our Word!

Conservatives pontificate on the dreaded T-word.

Sign of the Day

Conspicuously missing from the list is “people’s who know’s how to use apostrophe’s” More fun at STFU, Believers.

Quote of the Night

From Ainsley Earhardt from, guess what “news” network? “My question is, if they want to honor the veterans who have passed away, but they’re atheists, they don’t believe in life after death. Who are they honoring?” (via J-Walk)

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