Donald Trump Invites President Obama’s Half-Brother At Final Debate

Shit. I’m expecting Barack to be a bit rattled and lose the debate tonight. (Seriously though, WTF is this about?)

Donald Trump is easily triggered.

On the same day that President Barack Obama called on him to not whine so much about losing, the Republican nominee to succeed him in the White House responded by inviting his half-brother Malik to attend Wednesday’s third and final presidential debate in Las Vegas.

“I look very much forward to meeting and being with Malik,” Trump told The New York Post’s Page Six, which apparently landed the world exclusive. “He gets it far better than his brother.”

Our Neighbors to the North Give Us a Well-Needed Hug

Awwww. Or maybe they’re just nervous that in a month we’re going to force them to make us a wall. No, wait, that’s the downstairs neighbor.

Seems America could use some cheering up right about now. As their closest friends and neighbours, we thought we should take a minute to help remind them that no matter how bad things might seem at the moment, there are lots of reasons why we think they’re still pretty great.

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LOL! Flailing about blaming everyone and whining about everything. But he has the best temperament!