Robbers with Machete Get Chased Away By Clerk With Sword

He had a gun too but decided that it would be ridiculous to use that.

A couple of thugs dressed as ninjas chose the wrong convenience store to rob in Pittsburgh.

In a compelling surveillance video, the two teens tried to hold up the Perry Market Friday night using machetes.

But they quickly fled when they were confronted by the clerk and an unarmed customer. The clerk pulled out a huge sword from behind the counter, pointing it at the teen’s chest.

Introducing The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

I don’t envy the job he has ahead of him trying to follow Stewart.

Lunch

Actually this was dinner at Cochon Dingue in Quebec City. Seafood pot pie with a side salad and tarte au sucre (Sugar pie).

George Zimmerman is in the News Again

He has decided to join the #BlackLivesMatter movement and is expressing extreme remorse for the pain he has caused.

Nah, I’m just fucking with you. He is selling his shitty confederate flag paintings with a gun store owner who doesn’t allow Muslims into his shop.

If there were a game for headlines called “Buzzword Scrambler,” this story could be solid competitor. Nonetheless, George Zimmerman, the man who became a pariah after killing Trayvon Martin, is teaming up with the controversial owner of the Muslim-Free gun store in order to sell signed prints of his take on the Confederate Flag.

Zimmerman’s joint venture with Andrew Hallinan comes one month after the latter drew national attention after responding to the Chattanooga Shooting with a video saying, “I will not arm and train those who wish to do harm to my fellow patriots.” Zimmerman decided to team up and split the revenue for their legal fees after hearing that Hallinan was being sued by the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR).

Church Opens up Shooting Range

Because What Would Jesus Shoot?

You Suck at Cooking – Break-up Pasta

Parents Let Child Defecate in Plane Cabin Because Toilets Were ‘too small’

What in the unholy fuck is wrong with people?

Passengers onboard a Shenzhen Airlines flight ZH9709 from Nanjing to Guangzhou on Sunday complained that two parents allowed their child to defecate in the back of the cabin.

This happened despite both bathrooms on the plane being vacant at the time, according to witnesses cited in a NetEase News report.

A flight attendant reportedly saw the child soiling the area in the back of the cabin before the plane took off, with the mother and another relative happily propping the kid up as if they were in a squat toilet.

When asked why she didn’t get the child to use the bathroom instead, the mother answered, “Your bathrooms are too small, the three of us can’t get in. It’s so spacious out here!”

Smoking vs Vaping

Lunch

A visit to Cape Cod this past weekend.

JK Rowling Continues to be Awesome

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