We Are Living in an SNL Sketch

Trump wonders why the CENTENNIAL coin for women’s suffrage (which went into effect in 1920) wasn’t created long ago…. And then takes credit for it.

Giuliani associate wants to testify that Nunes aides hid Ukraine meetings on Biden dirt from Schiff

Listen, it’s so obvious as to which Trump defenders are dirty. Nunes, Graham, and Rand Paul aren’t just defending Trump, but they are doing so with the tenacity of people who are trying to save their own lily white asses. Throw Gym Jordan in there for good measure. The crazy part of the Trump era is that all the shady shit, which NORMALLY TAKES PLACE IN THE SHADE, is happening in direct sunlight.

WASHINGTON – The lawyer for an indicted business associate of Rudy Giuliani said his client is prepared to testify under oath that aides to Rep. Devin Nunes, the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee, scrapped a trip to Ukraine this year when they realized it would mean notifying Democratic Chairman Rep. Adam Schiff.

Lev Parnas would tell Congress that the purpose of the planned trip was to interview two Ukrainian prosecutors who claim to have evidence that could help President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign, Parnas’ attorney, Joseph Bondy, told CNBC. Nunes is one of Trump’s most outspoken defenders in Congress. Giuliani is one of the president’s personal lawyers.

Oh and then there’s this little doozy:

House Intelligence Committee in possession of video, audio recordings from Giuliani associate Lev Parnas

Tesla’s New Armored Pickup is BulletProof. But Not Ball Proof

Is there a german word for taking pleasure when bad things happen to Elon?:

Tesla unveiled its futuristic pickup truck at a promotional event in Los Angeles, but when it came to showing off the vehicle’s durability, things didn’t quite go as planned.

CEO Elon Musk claimed the car was “bulletproof” against a 9mm handgun. But when he got Tesla’s chief designer to throw a metal ball at one of its armored windows, audible surprise could be heard as the glass smashed — twice.

“Oh my f—— God,” Musk exclaimed when it first happened. “Well, maybe that was a little too hard.”

Design lead Franz Von Holzhausen gave it another shot, this time with another window. Again, the ball cracked the glass pretty badly.

Ok, I actually really love the design and idea of the first few generations of Teslas. Somewhere along the way, Elon seems to have let his mouth get ahead of reality though. And these trucks are really fugly. They are like the H2 Hummers for ecological friendly pricks maybe?

Here’s a better angle:

Fake guns banned in Downtown Las Vegas district, but real guns are OK

Has this country always been this insane?

The Las Vegas City Council on Wednesday unanimously passed a bill to ban toy and replica firearms in the city’s entertainment district and on the public sidewalks bordering the area. This includes the Fremont Street Experience and Fremont East Entertainment District. It also bans the display and use of actual weapons including swords, knives, bows and arrows and flame-emitting devices. Real guns are still permitted with some restrictions. Summary of Nevada Gun Laws LINK

In doing so, it becomes the latest valley jurisdiction to bar imitation guns in a state where it is legal to carry the real deal unconcealed. In October 2012, the Clark County Commission, which has authority over the Las Vegas Strip passed a similar bill.