(via The Presurfer)
We feel the same way Little Miss Flint.
A lot of people are talking about how these tremendous slippers are the best slippers that you can get. All the other slippers are losers, are weak, and are boring loser slippers. I can unequivocally say that if bought these will be the most tremendous, fantastic slippers put on your feet. Just the other day I was talking to a guy, smart guy too, and he made a lot of money, and he told me that these slippers are just fantastic. People tell me this all the time. So trust me.
— Deplorable Jack! (@risetoflyy) September 11, 2016
We’ve seen some truly excellent conspiracy theories in American politics, but perhaps none as contrived as the ones that have bubbled to the forefront during this election season. Maybe it is a result of the mainstreaming of the alt-right or maybe it is because the Internet allows for faster dissemination of ideas and more participation than ever before. Whatever the reason is, we are fortunate to have such top-notch entertainment, even if the electoral implications it could have are somewhat disconcerting.
Better even than the rumors that Hillary Clinton wears an earpiece or has people murdered with the flippancy of a Game of Thrones villain, today’s theory is that she has a body double. That double, in fact, was supposedly out and about in the Democratic nominee’s stead yesterday following the pneumonia-related collapse that was seen ’round the world. Per the theorists, the double allegedly walked out of Chelsea Clinton‘s apartment after the former Secretary of State went inside to recover from her faint.
An angry Trump supporter allegedly attacked two Muslim women who were pushing their baby strollers through Brooklyn.
The New York Daily News reports that 32-year-old Emirjeta Xhelili yelled Islamophobic slurs at two Muslim women who were out on a walk with their babies near her Brooklyn home.
“Get the f*ck out of here,” the woman yelled, according to prosecutors. “Get the f*ck out of America, b*tches… This is America — you shouldn’t be different from us.”
She punched the two women in their faces and tried ripping their hijabs off their heads. Prosecutors even alleged that she tried knocking over the stroller that contained a 15-month-old baby.
The Daily News notes that she has several social media posts in which she cheers on Donald Trump’s candidacy and portrays him as some sort of mythical savior.