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Bank Manager Stops Robbery

From ABC11.com:

A manager at the PNC Bank in Zebulon held the bank’s door shut when a suspect with a gun tried to enter Thursday.

Zebulon police said they responded to a bank robbery in progress about 9:15 a.m. at the PNC Bank on Arendell Avenue.

According to police, the suspect approached the rear door of the bank wearing a mask, gloves, and hoodie. The bank manager reportedly saw the suspect coming towards the door and physically held the door shut.

The suspect revealed a small, black, semiautomatic handgun, which he used to bang on the door, police said. The manager continued to hold the door shut despite the suspect displaying a weapon and trying to pry the door open.

There was one customer inside the bank. He didn’t want to give his name, but he described the situation as “surreal.”

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