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Subway Jared to Plead Guilty to Sex Acts With Minors, Child Porn

I never quite understood that Subway diet. Of course people would lose weight if they only ate at Subway. Their food is terrible.

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Longtime Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has agreed to plead guilty to allegations that he paid for sex acts with minors and received child pornography that he knew had been secretly produced by the former director of his charitable foundation, federal prosecutors said in court documents released Wednesday.

The agreement filed ahead of an expected court appearance by Fogle said he agrees to pay $1.4 million in restitution to 14 minor victims, who will each receive $100,000. Fogle will also be required to register as a sex offender and undergo treatment for sexual disorders.

The government has agreed not to seek a sentence of more than 12½ years in prison, and Fogle has agreed not to ask for less than five years, according to the documents, which say Fogle will plead guilty to one count of traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor and one count of distribution and receipt of child pornography.

Robbers with Machete Get Chased Away By Clerk With Sword

He had a gun too but decided that it would be ridiculous to use that.

A couple of thugs dressed as ninjas chose the wrong convenience store to rob in Pittsburgh.

In a compelling surveillance video, the two teens tried to hold up the Perry Market Friday night using machetes.

But they quickly fled when they were confronted by the clerk and an unarmed customer. The clerk pulled out a huge sword from behind the counter, pointing it at the teen’s chest.

Introducing The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

I don’t envy the job he has ahead of him trying to follow Stewart.

Church Opens up Shooting Range

Because What Would Jesus Shoot?

You Suck at Cooking – Break-up Pasta

Parents Let Child Defecate in Plane Cabin Because Toilets Were ‘too small’

What in the unholy fuck is wrong with people?

Passengers onboard a Shenzhen Airlines flight ZH9709 from Nanjing to Guangzhou on Sunday complained that two parents allowed their child to defecate in the back of the cabin.

This happened despite both bathrooms on the plane being vacant at the time, according to witnesses cited in a NetEase News report.

A flight attendant reportedly saw the child soiling the area in the back of the cabin before the plane took off, with the mother and another relative happily propping the kid up as if they were in a squat toilet.

When asked why she didn’t get the child to use the bathroom instead, the mother answered, “Your bathrooms are too small, the three of us can’t get in. It’s so spacious out here!”

Smoking vs Vaping

This is Everywhere on the Web Right Now

I guess I should watch it.

Update
I watched it. John Oliver is just plain awesome.

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365 Parisiens

Extraordinary:

A street portrait of a Parisian stranger will be posted each day till 365 pictures

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