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Cowboy Hard Hats

At last…. A hard hat shaped like a cowboy hat!

Finally, a hard hat designed for the true cowboy – the perfect alternative to conventional hard hats. These hats combine the classic cowboy hat look in an ANSI-certified hat…

The ABS plastic is durable enough for rugged jobs and comes in a variety of colors. In addition, the cowboy hardhat shape provides sun and weather protection for your face, neck and ears. This western hard hat is a unique design and works great for most standard applications; however, it is not recommended for horseback riding.

High Heels for Infants

For those who can’t wait for their young girl to become a toddler to begin stripper training.

Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels! Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure.
Leopard satin heel with black satin lining for infants size 0-6 months.

I’m currently working on a prenatal makeup kit so that your fetus will look their best for their sonogram.

(via Sociological Images)

The UroClub

Careful. It looks like a seven iron but it’s really a toilet.

This may sound like a joke, but it’s not. I am a Board Certified Urologist, practicing in Florida, a place where Golf is played year round. Every day I hear these same complaints from my patients because they suffer from urinary frequency (a condition that can begin in men, as early as their mid 30’s). Even if you don’t have this problem, let’s face it, there are not too many bathrooms on the golf course.

These are the very patients that inspired me to create the UroClubâ„¢. A camouflaged portable urinal, designed to be discrete, sanitary and create an air of privacy! It looks like an ordinary golf club and comes equipped with a unique removable golf towel clipped to the shaft that functions as a privacy shield!

(via Gizmodo)

Equation Bookshelf

‘Equation Bookshelf‘ is a simple idea of to divide things in priority order… put together the books that you need immediately or more important between (parentheses)! Set others between [square brackets] and {braces}.

(via BB Blog)

Psycho Shower Curtain

Best product based on a movie since the Godfather horsehead pillow.

(via J-Walk)

The Abduction Lamp

Abduction is a lamp for Sci-Fi fans of all ages.

A light bulb inside the metal UFO lights up the beam and the windows. The glass of the beam is frosted to distribute light in all directions.

Verizon’s Limited “Unlimited Access Plan”

From The Consumerist:

If you’ve got a wireless PC card from Verizon and are on their “Unlimited Access” plan, you might be surprised to learn what isn’t permitted. Gaming for example, is not permitted. Neither is YouTube. Or “redirecting television signals for viewing on laptops.” In fact, your unlimited access is limited to 5GB a month, which you may only use for internet browsing email and “intranet access.”

Come In/Go Away Doormat

It’s got to be seen to be believed but from one side this really does read “Come In” and from the other “Go Away”. And when you have finished marvelling at this remarkable feat of graphic design you can wipe the mud from your boots too!!

(via Monkeyfilter)

Worst Halloween Costume Ever

Child Toilet costume is a very funny kids Halloween costume. A Child toilet costume is also perfect for every potty mouth kid. Use as a modern day Dunce cap. Young boys love this silly Toilet bowl Halloween costume.


Christian Right Propaganda Posters

A great satirical gallery of christian right beliefs as propaganda posters.

For that reason I have created propaganda posters which promote some of the beliefs of the Christian Right. The intention is satirical, not sympathetic, but even so I believe that both the images and the words accurately reflect what some on the Christian Right belief and advocate. The original posters were produced as government propaganda, mostly during the first and second world wars.

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