I’m at the diner scene in The Big Lebowski, Dorothy meeting the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz, and the Milleneum Falcon is hauling ass out of Tatooine in Star Wars.
If we started a movie on the day you were born, and stretched it over your lifespan, this is where you’d be in that movie. So if you’re a teenager, you might see Luke arguing with Uncle Owen, or Cameron making a phony phone call to Ed Rooney. If you’re a retiree, you might see the Marshmallow Man, or Toto pulling away the curtain. And if you’re in your mid-thirties, you might be relieved to know that Ferris is still eating lunch, and the Millenium Falcon hasn’t left Tattoine.
The Fight Club theory of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves.
One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferris” steal his father’s car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the “three” characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day — Cameron is alone, just imagining it all.
It isn’t until he destroys the front of the car in a fugue state does he finally get a grip and decide to confront his father, after which he imagines a final, impossible escape for Ferris and a storybook happy ending for Sloane (“He’s gonna marry me!”), the girl that Cameron knows he can never have.
(via Gerry Canavan)
This is the most fun Ask Metafilter question since someone asked how to dispose of a dead body.*
*The correct answer, which Ask Metafilter missed, is to hide the bodies in vacant houses in Baltimore and board them up using the DX-46 27 caliber nail gun that you bought at the Hardware Barn with the helpful sales clerk whom you tipped 200 dollars because he earned that buck like a muthafucka man.
Awesome! Here are some of my favorites:
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules donâ€™t apply to him, is right.
RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE – Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
(via Gerry Canavan)
A Worth1000 contest with movie posters just one letter off.
Mystery Man on film links to a 125 page pdf of a transcription of a 1978 story conference of Spielberg, Lucas and Lawrence Kasdan discussing Raiders of the Lost Ark.
L â€” Do you have a name for this person?
G â€” I do for our leader.
S â€” I hate this, but go ahead.
G â€” Indiana Smith. It has to be unique. It’s a character. Very Americana square. He was born in Indiana.
L â€” What does she call him? â€œIndy?â€
G â€” That’s what I was thinking. Or â€œJones.â€ Then people can call him â€œJones.â€
I’ve been somewhat limiting posts about Watchmen. I really enjoyed the book and am somewhat excited that the movie is coming out (by ‘somewhat excited’ I mean that I will actually make an attempt to see it in a theater) but there’s so much about it at the moment that it would be easy to overdose on the marketing hype. But Ebert’s blog post about it is worth a read.