He makes Saul Goodman look like Clarence Darrow. From Above the Law:
We’ve seen all sorts of lawyer advertising throughout the years at Above the Law, but we’ve never seen something quite like this. The commercial we’ve uncovered is a far cry from the typical scene of a lawyer standing in front of a bookshelf droning on and on about how he and his firm can help accident victims or those who’ve been accused of a crime navigate the ins and outs of the legal system.
Leave it to Michael A. Fiumara of the Law Offices of Michael A. Fiumara to go where no lawyer has dared to go before. Just last year, Fiumara was inducted into the National Top 100 Trial Lawyers, and with that shiny new accolade, hes now he’s attempting to represent clients who would like nothing better than to see his briefs.
(via Dangerous Minds)
Michelle Bachman says American Jews sold out Israel to help our Kenyan President… or something.
Conservative Writer Upset That 12 Years a Slave Didn’t Show Any Happy Slaves
Santorum spews out some froth:
SANTORUM: Well, you can make the argument that if she doesn’t have this baby, if she kills her child, that that, too, could ruin her life. And this is not an easy choice. I understand that. As horrible as the way that that son or daughter and son was created, it still is her child. And whether she has that child or doesn’t, it will always be her child. And she will always know that. And so to embrace her and to love her and to support her and get her through this very difficult time, I’ve always, you know, I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created — in the sense of rape — but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you. As you know, we have to, in lots of different aspects of our life. We have horrible things happen. I can’t think of anything more horrible. But, nevertheless, we have to make the best out of a bad situation.
A blogger examines The Beatles’ album covers and explains to us why they are nothing more than occult indoctrination propaganda pieces.
The Beatles called these people their “heroes”.
One of their “heroes” is satanist Aleister Crowley.
Other “heroes” include four Indian gurus (occult mysticism), Carl Jung (occult psychology), Edgar Allan Poe (alcoholic horror mystic), Aldous Huxley (globalist, eugenicist, LSD promoter), William S. Burroughs (homosexual junkie murderer), Karl Marx (satanic father of communism according to Marx and Satan), Oscar Wilde (homosexual writer), George Bernard Shaw (racist eugenicist), Lewis Carroll (pedophile), Marlene Dietrich (decadent lesbian singer), James Joyce (alcoholic writer), Lenny Bruce (junkie comedian), H.G. Wells (eugenicist occultist writer), a doll of six-year-old Shirley Temple with a shirt that says “Welcome The Rolling Stones” with blood-stained gloves (implied pedophilia), and a legionnaire from the masonic Order of the Buffalo (behind the standing Shirley Temple).
There are three Shirley Temples on the cover (aged 6/6/6, also note the word “temple”).
Notice that Diana Dors’ arms are positioned to form two triangles (pyramids).
There is also a doll of the Hindu goddess Lakshmi pointing “as above, so below”, a hookah (drug bong), a purple velvet snake (serpent/satan/phallic), Snow White (from mason Walt Disney), and a Saturn trophy (sun/satan) near the “L” (90 degree square).
They forgot to include satanist Bertrand Russell: “Bertrand Russell seems all right – I wouldn’t mind being like him at all.” (Paul McCartney, 1966).
Note Ringo’s flat hat (“Here come ol’ flat-top”) resembling that of 15th century occultist Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa, and George’s masonic bicorne hat.
The drum is the “sun” that makes the flowers grow.
The Beatles in black appear to be mourning the “death of the sun” into its earthly grave (sunset), as the ancient Egyptians did.
Or perhaps they are mourning the death of Paul, since the bass guitar made of yellow flowers seems to spell “PAUL?”. Notice that John and George are happy while only Ringo and “Paul” are sad.
To the right of “BEATLES” in red flowers appears to be a square and compasses, also in red flowers.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
And you thought that a tea party founder was going to say something stupid…