Is this thing still on?
Author: Chris
LOL
Elon Musk’s deal to buy Twitter is in serious jeopardy, people familiar with the matter say https://t.co/jS4X0YMqBs
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 7, 2022
Supergenius about to lose at least a billion dollars (if not probably much more after Twitter sues him) because he wanted to impulse buy Twitter like it was a candy bar at a checkout line in a supermarket. Oh yeah, he’s wicked smaht.
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Yeah, Like When You Regret an Impulse Buy and Try to Get the Store to Take it Back Without a Receipt
Except the impulse buy is 44 billion dollars worth:
BREAKING: Elon Musk is threatening to end his $44 billion agreement to buy Twitter, accusing the company of refusing to give him information about spam bot accounts. https://t.co/UsuX2k03ph
— The Associated Press (@AP) June 6, 2022
Drinking a 159 Year Old Wine
The last public payphone in New York City is being removed.
The last public payphone in New York City is being removed. https://t.co/AxFWr2Dxtd
— Fox5NY (@fox5ny) May 23, 2022
I haven’t used a payphone in the 21st century….. but this still hit me a bit.