Vacation

I’m fleeing the country. Only for a week though… unless I get granted asylum. I won’t be updating this blog but I will be on twitter and probably post a few pics to Instagram. Lola will keep you company until I’m back.

Stay safe everybody! If you need me, I’ll be unable to talk because this will be stuffed down my gullet:

The Onion Printed a Letter Received from Michael Cohen Threatening Them

And I can no longer distinguish between reality and satire so…..

The letter from real Cohen or satirical Cohen (is there a difference?) was in response to this Onion article titled “When You’re Feeling Low Just Remember I’ll Be Dead in about 15 to 20 Years” by Donald Trump.

Update:
I guess it’s real.