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New York City Public Schools to Have Muslim Holidays Off

Considering that they get catholic and jewish holidays off then I really don’t have a problem with this. But if you give one religion a holiday you have opened the door for all of them. So I want Pastover and Ramendan off please.

Jerk Parks in Disabled Spot, Gets Mad at the Man Who Points Out her Error

You’ve got a textbook case of asshole right here: 1. Does something clearly wrong? Check 2. Gets mad at somebody else for her “mistake”? Check 3. Points angrily while yelling “Get the camera out of my face? Check 4. Tries to explain why the guy who caught her is the asshole? Check 5. Threatens the […]


A Tourist Map of Occupied Paris, Issued to German Soldiers During WWII

From Slate: This map, published in October 1940, was used by German troops on leave in occupied Paris. The city, under German control since June of that year, served as a relatively calm location for soldiers to take R&R. Distributed by the city’s military governor, the map directed visiting troops to take in the traditional […]

How to Build an Igloo

Applebee’s not liable for N.J. man burned while praying over fajita skillet

Idiocy: TRENTON — A New Jersey man cannot collect damages for burns he suffered while bowing his head in prayer over a sizzling steak fajita skillet at Applebee’s, a state appeals panel ruled today. In March 2010, Hiram Jimenez visited the restaurant in Burlington County with his brother, Rafael, and ordered a steak fajita, which […]

Restaurant Gives Birthday Discount Using Your Age as the Percentage

Which means if you’re over 100, they give you money back: The restaurant’s policy is to give customers a percentage off their birthday bill based on their age. So at 101, Joseph Nelson actually received a 7-cent refund.

Lord of the Rings’ Mines of Moria Entrance for Home Theater

Nerdgasm: The door was painted over with regular house paint (see the youtube video for initial results) i didn’t like how distorted and dim it made the artwork. I ended up scraping the design out, and repainted it. I got a much better result. I even enjoy the small imperfections from the scraping, makes it […]

Jimmy Kimmel’s Update on the Anti-Vaccination Discussion

And I’m Done

We need to start handing out Pulitzers for Photoshop memes.

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