June 1, 2007

The Toenail Necklace



The only way this could be more disgusting was if there were actual toes still attached to the nails.
Gosh, what is an ultrarunner to do with all the lost and blackened toenails from those 100-milers? Why, make a necklace, of course!

I kid you not - below is a picture of Jan Ryerse' toenail necklace that he made from the remnants of his Badwater, Western States, and other expeditions. He also takes donations if you would like to send yours in.
Posted by Chris at 12:15 AM | Comments (7)

April 18, 2007

Aeclectic Tarot

HighPriestess Since there is so much interest among visitors here...
Aeclectic Tarot. Dedicated to the diversity & beauty of Tarot. See images of Tarot cards from hundreds of decks, read deck reviews and book reviews, learn more about Tarot and its card meanings, order the Tarot eBook, get a free Tarot reading, or join our active community.
The above card is from the Hello Kitty Tarot deck.
The Hello, Tarot is a very cute deck that uses the traditional Rider-Waite tarot scenes but the creator has used Hello Kitty as the main character. The card are black line drawings on white. By Joe Rosales
Posted by Chris at 7:46 PM

April 16, 2007

The Mojave Phone Booth



From Wikipedia:
The Mojave phone booth was a lone telephone booth placed circa 1960 in the Mojave National Preserve which attracted an online following in 1997 due to its unusual location. The booth was 15 miles from the nearest interstate highway, and miles from any buildings. Its phone number was originally +1-714-733-9969, before the area code changed to 619 and then to 760; 733 is the Baker, California rate center.

Fans called the booth attempting to get a reply, and a few took trips to the booth to answer, often camping out at the site. Several callers kept recordings of their conversations. Over time, the booth became covered in graffiti, as many travelers would leave a message on it.

One of the more humorous incidents involving the phone booth was documented by Los Angeles Times writer John Glionna, who met 51-year-old Rick Karr there. Karr claims he was instructed by the Holy Spirit to answer the phone. He spent 32 days there, answering more than 500 phone calls including repeated calls from someone who identified himself as "Sergeant Zeno from the Pentagon."
For more info you can go to the Mojave Phone Booth site.
Posted by Chris at 11:25 AM

April 3, 2007

Car Karma

An insurance expert crunches the numbers and discovers your star sign might account for your dismal driving record. It seems Leos are the best drivers and Libras are the worst.
Watch the insurance number crunchers looking for ways to charge more : Link I'm #3 down the list of best drivers. What number are you?
Posted by Chris at 11:09 PM | Comments (10)

February 27, 2007

NYC Outdoor Pillowfight Draws Thousands

pillowfight WTF? And nobody called the cops? Assembled by Newmindspace, who are a couple of wicked cool people.
Posted by Chris at 2:45 PM | Comments (1)

January 15, 2007

The Museum of Unworkable Devices



This museum is a celebration of fascinating devices that don't work. It houses diverse examples of the perverse genius of inventors who refused to let their thinking be intimidated by the laws of nature, remaining optimistic in the face of repeated failures. Watch and be amazed as we bring to life eccentric and even intricate perpetual motion machines that have remained steadfastly unmoving since their inception.
Posted by Chris at 3:14 AM | Comments (3)

November 1, 2006

Elvis Trooper



Errr...
(Thanks, I think, Jabbwocky)
Posted by Chris at 10:09 PM | Comments (1)

October 25, 2006

Gameboy Around the World



A Flickr set of a boy playing gameboy in various locations.

(Thanks Marianna)
Posted by Chris at 7:16 PM | Comments (1)

October 12, 2006

Keiko's Homepage

Radmila takes all the fun out of Keiko's homepage by pointing out that this is most likely some sort of scam where you end up walletless or organless.
Hello my name is Keiko and I live in Tokyo in Japan. I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE. You can save your hotel cost (a lot in Tokyo!) and we can have fun! – but ONLY if you are a white guy. I do not want asian men, sorry.

What do I get??
I can have some fun sex with Europen, and American guys… what I love – they are very sexy and yummy! - Japanese men are pigs. Also, I want to practise my English with you, please.
Posted by Chris at 1:42 PM | Comments (1)

October 5, 2006

Tattooed Teacher



From CityRag:
Bruce Potts is a teacher of Public Speaking at the University of New Mexico and has a full tribal face tattoo. He has a straight forward attitude and imparts a cool vibe of acceptance. We'll bet his students get an extra edge on using demeanor and attitude in public speaking. And a life long lesson on not judging books by their covers. Either that or they study really hard because they're afraid he'll eat them.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 3:35 PM | Comments (7)

September 20, 2006

College Student Graduates in One Year

I could have done this if I wanted to.....and if I wasn't an idiot
With college tuition rising to record levels across the country, one University of Virginia student figured out a way to save himself from the crush of student-loan debt.

The solution? He finished college in just one year.

David Banh, of Annandale, is the first person ever to complete UVa's traditional four-year bachelor's program in a single year.

"I was impressed ... I would say amazed," said Donald Ramirez, vice chairman of the mathematics department.

Banh, who turns 19 later this month, graduated from Thomas Jefferson High School in Alexandria in 2005. A year and a summer later, he was a UVa alumnus.

Thanks to a mountain of advanced placement credits, Banh was already ahead of the game.

"I flirted with the idea back in high school, and thought I could finish college in a year and a half, in three semesters," Banh said. "But after my first semester [at UVa], I realized I had all this extra time, and that if I stayed for a second year I didn't have a way to pay for it without taking out loans."
(via Metafilter)
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September 14, 2006

The Mushroom House

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The Mushroom House, located in Whistler, Canada was first devised in the late 1970s. Zube, the artist/creator, has spent 22 years developing, creating and re-creating this haven and work of art.

The Mushroom House is now fully grown. We invite you in, to explore and to enjoy. Take your time.

The interior design is based on the anatomy of a tree. All aspects of the décor reflect this motif, from the womblike hues of the Jacuzzi room in the 'roots' to the vivid leaf greens on the walls in the 'canopy'.
(via Ursi's Blog, again. In fact, just go to Ursi's Blog, she has some great links.)
Posted by Chris at 10:25 AM | Comments (1)

The Mushroom House

opening4.jpg

The Mushroom House, located in Whistler, Canada was first devised in the late 1970s. Zube, the artist/creator, has spent 22 years developing, creating and re-creating this haven and work of art.

The Mushroom House is now fully grown. We invite you in, to explore and to enjoy. Take your time.

The interior design is based on the anatomy of a tree. All aspects of the décor reflect this motif, from the womblike hues of the Jacuzzi room in the 'roots' to the vivid leaf greens on the walls in the 'canopy'.
(via Ursi's Blog, again. In fact, just go to Ursi's Blog, she has some great links.)
Posted by Chris at 10:25 AM | Comments (1)

September 13, 2006

Teacher won't shave until bin Laden caught

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Bush's failures now appearing in the form of facial hair.
EPHRATA, Washington (AP) -- After the September 11 terrorist attacks, Gary Weddle followed the news so closely he forgot to shave. After a week he decided not to shave until Osama bin Laden was caught or killed.

Nor has Weddle, 46, who expected the al Qaeda leader to be caught within a month or so, trimmed his facial hair in the succeeding five years as he went from substitute teacher to science instructor at Ephrata Middle School.

At the start of each school year he gives students a brief explanation of his beard, which stretches more than a foot and has started turning gray.
Posted by Chris at 10:46 PM | Comments (3)

Teacher won't shave until bin Laden caught

vert.beard.ap.jpg

Bush's failures now appearing in the form of facial hair.
EPHRATA, Washington (AP) -- After the September 11 terrorist attacks, Gary Weddle followed the news so closely he forgot to shave. After a week he decided not to shave until Osama bin Laden was caught or killed.

Nor has Weddle, 46, who expected the al Qaeda leader to be caught within a month or so, trimmed his facial hair in the succeeding five years as he went from substitute teacher to science instructor at Ephrata Middle School.

At the start of each school year he gives students a brief explanation of his beard, which stretches more than a foot and has started turning gray.
Posted by Chris at 10:46 PM | Comments (4)

September 4, 2006

Hotel Bed Jumping HQ

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There is something completely intoxicating about today’s hotel bed. Plush, deep, luscious, thick…and oh so bouncy. Don’t deny yourself the indulgent luxury of taking a running start and launching up over that mattress and box-spring that will surely propel you back up into the stratosphere.
Posted by Chris at 5:55 PM | Comments (2)

Hotel Bed Jumping HQ

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There is something completely intoxicating about today’s hotel bed. Plush, deep, luscious, thick…and oh so bouncy. Don’t deny yourself the indulgent luxury of taking a running start and launching up over that mattress and box-spring that will surely propel you back up into the stratosphere.
Posted by Chris at 5:55 PM | Comments (2)

August 30, 2006

Flickr Set of Two Guys on the Empty Set of Lost

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Anybody know the back story of this? I don't think the set of Lost would be abandoned without some security around so I would think this is some kind of hoax.
(via del.icio.us/revgeorge)
Posted by Chris at 10:49 PM | Comments (3)

Flickr Set of Two Guys on the Empty Set of Lost

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Anybody know the back story of this? I don't think the set of Lost would be abandoned without some security around so I would think this is some kind of hoax.
(via del.icio.us/revgeorge)
Posted by Chris at 10:49 PM | Comments (3)

August 25, 2006

My 6-year-old was traumatized

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Pictured above is an artist's conception of Bryan Flynn.
My 6-year-old was traumatized
Bryan Flynn

On Tuesday, August 8, I took my family out to Daniel’s for groceries. I have a 6-year-old daughter who learned how to read from the Barney and Friends book series. As we stepped out of the family van, she was very excited to see a Barney movie being advertised on the Daniel’s Market lit sign. She said, “Look, Daddy, a Barney movie!” I couldn’t see it, so she guided my eyes to the vulgar obscenity arranged there on the sign. “Look! Up there! Barney’s p***s!” I was shocked when I saw the words arranged on the sign. I quickly averted her eyes and escorted her into the store.

Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney’s p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church’s pastor about this bombshell in my daughter’s life and he is unsure how it will affect her future.

This sort of sick joke is typical of unlawful teenagers across the country, but I just didn’t think the little town of Fallbrook was home to such hoodlums. I am frightened for my daughter’s future; she won’t stop bringing up this horrible movie title! I would like Daniel’s Market to apologize for traumatizing my daughter, and I would like the pranksters to know just how vile their criminal act was.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 2:34 PM | Comments (21)

My 6-year-old was traumatized

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Pictured above is an artist's conception of Bryan Flynn.
My 6-year-old was traumatized
Bryan Flynn

On Tuesday, August 8, I took my family out to Daniel’s for groceries. I have a 6-year-old daughter who learned how to read from the Barney and Friends book series. As we stepped out of the family van, she was very excited to see a Barney movie being advertised on the Daniel’s Market lit sign. She said, “Look, Daddy, a Barney movie!” I couldn’t see it, so she guided my eyes to the vulgar obscenity arranged there on the sign. “Look! Up there! Barney’s p***s!” I was shocked when I saw the words arranged on the sign. I quickly averted her eyes and escorted her into the store.

Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney’s p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church’s pastor about this bombshell in my daughter’s life and he is unsure how it will affect her future.

This sort of sick joke is typical of unlawful teenagers across the country, but I just didn’t think the little town of Fallbrook was home to such hoodlums. I am frightened for my daughter’s future; she won’t stop bringing up this horrible movie title! I would like Daniel’s Market to apologize for traumatizing my daughter, and I would like the pranksters to know just how vile their criminal act was.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 2:34 PM | Comments (24)

Pogo Stick Tricks


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Pogo Stick Tricks


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August 14, 2006

Pet Piranha Bites Off Side of Man's Finger

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From Practical Fishkeeping:
A fishkeeper has suffered a severe injury to his finger after a large piranha bit a chunk out of it while being transferred to a new aquarium.

Mike Rizzo of East Lansing in Michigan was transferring his sub-adult Diamond rhombeus piranha, Serrasalmus rhombeus, to its spacious new aquarium when the fish tried to leap from the net. To prevent the 25cm/11" long fish damaging itself by hitting the ground, Mike put out his hand the block the the fish, but the piranha, which is known as Markov, sunk its teeth into the side of his right index finger.

Rizzo told Practical Fishkeeping: "I was in the process of moving the piranha from a 55 gallon to a new 125 gallon tank I was setting up for him. I had caught him in a 10" net, that wasn't quite big enough and had him out of the water, and as expected, he was flopping around in it. He went to jump and out of instinct I tried to stop him with my hand. It so happened that his mouth was right where my hand was and he bit down, but immediately let go.
Posted by Chris at 7:28 AM | Comments (2)

Pet Piranha Bites Off Side of Man's Finger

rizzo_rhombeus.jpg

From Practical Fishkeeping:
A fishkeeper has suffered a severe injury to his finger after a large piranha bit a chunk out of it while being transferred to a new aquarium.

Mike Rizzo of East Lansing in Michigan was transferring his sub-adult Diamond rhombeus piranha, Serrasalmus rhombeus, to its spacious new aquarium when the fish tried to leap from the net. To prevent the 25cm/11" long fish damaging itself by hitting the ground, Mike put out his hand the block the the fish, but the piranha, which is known as Markov, sunk its teeth into the side of his right index finger.

Rizzo told Practical Fishkeeping: "I was in the process of moving the piranha from a 55 gallon to a new 125 gallon tank I was setting up for him. I had caught him in a 10" net, that wasn't quite big enough and had him out of the water, and as expected, he was flopping around in it. He went to jump and out of instinct I tried to stop him with my hand. It so happened that his mouth was right where my hand was and he bit down, but immediately let go.
Posted by Chris at 7:28 AM | Comments (2)

August 10, 2006

Hillary's Presidential Bust

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From the sculptor who brought you "Britney giving birth on a bear skin rug".
A so-called presidential bust of U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton, who is portrayed in a cleavage-revealing evening gown, has been unveiled at New York's Museum of Sex.

Cast in resin and bearing a mimicked presidential seal, the Clinton bust is the latest work of sculptor Daniel Edwards, who made headlines this spring for his life-size nude sculpture of pop singer Britney Spears giving birth on a bear-skin rug.

Unveiled on Wednesday, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America is scheduled for a limited six-week run at the Fifth Avenue museum.

Edwards has said that his intent was to show the 59-year-old New York senator "not as a covered up person, but as a woman."
Posted by Chris at 7:32 PM | Comments (4)

Hillary's Presidential Bust

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From the sculptor who brought you "Britney giving birth on a bear skin rug".
A so-called presidential bust of U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton, who is portrayed in a cleavage-revealing evening gown, has been unveiled at New York's Museum of Sex.

Cast in resin and bearing a mimicked presidential seal, the Clinton bust is the latest work of sculptor Daniel Edwards, who made headlines this spring for his life-size nude sculpture of pop singer Britney Spears giving birth on a bear-skin rug.

Unveiled on Wednesday, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America is scheduled for a limited six-week run at the Fifth Avenue museum.

Edwards has said that his intent was to show the 59-year-old New York senator "not as a covered up person, but as a woman."
Posted by Chris at 7:32 PM | Comments (4)

August 8, 2006

The Anger Release Bar

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A new bar in eastern China is offering customers an unusual outlet for anger - by allowing them to use the staff as punching bags, state media said today.

In addition to getting a drink, customers at the "Rising Sun Anger Release Bar" in Nanjing city are able to pay money to beat up staff, smash glasses, shout and scream, the China Daily said.

If that doesn't work, customers can also receive psychological counselling, the paper said.

The bar employs 20 well-built men in their 20s and 30s who have agreed to be hit. Customers can specify how they want the men to appear -- they can even be dressed up as women, the newspaper said.
(via Monkeyfilter)
Posted by Chris at 12:06 PM

The Anger Release Bar

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A new bar in eastern China is offering customers an unusual outlet for anger - by allowing them to use the staff as punching bags, state media said today.

In addition to getting a drink, customers at the "Rising Sun Anger Release Bar" in Nanjing city are able to pay money to beat up staff, smash glasses, shout and scream, the China Daily said.

If that doesn't work, customers can also receive psychological counselling, the paper said.

The bar employs 20 well-built men in their 20s and 30s who have agreed to be hit. Customers can specify how they want the men to appear -- they can even be dressed up as women, the newspaper said.
(via Monkeyfilter)
Posted by Chris at 12:06 PM

July 17, 2006

Solar Tattoos

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For people who want tattoos but are afraid of needles and fearless of melanoma. (via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 10:18 AM

Solar Tattoos

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For people who want tattoos but are afraid of needles and fearless of melanoma. (via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 10:18 AM

Really Bad Tattoos

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A gallery of some, er, interesting tattoos (some, like the penis that is tattooed to look like a dragon, are not safe for work)
Posted by Chris at 9:59 AM | Comments (5)

Really Bad Tattoos

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A gallery of some, er, interesting tattoos (some, like the penis that is tattooed to look like a dragon, are not safe for work)
Posted by Chris at 9:59 AM | Comments (5)

July 12, 2006

DISH, Texas

Thank goodness my hometown of TIVO, Massachusetts would never do anything so lame.
DISH is a town located in Denton County, Texas. The town has a population of approximately 125. Formerly called Clark, the town was officially renamed DISH (all capital letters) in November 2005.

The municipality was previously named after its founder, Landis Clark, who incorporated it in June 2000 and served as its first mayor. Clark was beaten by one vote in the Spring 2005 election by Bill Merritt.

In exchange for renaming the town, all residents of the town will receive free basic television service for ten years and a free digital video recorder from DISH Network. There was no opposition to renaming Clark; twelve citizens attended the council meeting to support the measure.
Posted by Chris at 10:48 AM | Comments (2)

DISH, Texas

Thank goodness my hometown of TIVO, Massachusetts would never do anything so lame.
DISH is a town located in Denton County, Texas. The town has a population of approximately 125. Formerly called Clark, the town was officially renamed DISH (all capital letters) in November 2005.

The municipality was previously named after its founder, Landis Clark, who incorporated it in June 2000 and served as its first mayor. Clark was beaten by one vote in the Spring 2005 election by Bill Merritt.

In exchange for renaming the town, all residents of the town will receive free basic television service for ten years and a free digital video recorder from DISH Network. There was no opposition to renaming Clark; twelve citizens attended the council meeting to support the measure.
Posted by Chris at 10:48 AM | Comments (2)

July 6, 2006

Amazon Reviewer & Conspiracy Theorist

This guy is my new favorite reviewer on Amazon. Here is his review for The Wizard of Oz.
The Wizard of Oz movie was shown playing in a movie theater in Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow. Judy Garland is sensational in the film. The first 4 flus of 2006 that I reported were apparently non life threatening. Apparently by November 22, 2006 there will be 22 more superflus released and then between November 23 and the last day of fall 2006 then 74 more flus will be released for a total of 100. 1 of the flus authorized by the permanent members of the United Nations security council will apparently kill billions. As the American Shadow Vice President I did not sign for these flus because I do not believe in murder or suicide as a Christian. To prove my Cosmic Top Secret Security Clearance the code to former FBI Director Freehs computer was Mafeking Hero Az ide F Chas. Which sounds like my f ing hero haze I deaf from the Chas on a Police rock band album, it is also a partial profile of a criminal because mcveigh who was a traitor to the free world was a gulf war hero had explosives knowledge and failed his special forces green beret course. If the FBI wants to contact me my Moms number is in the book twice over. Thank you and may God watch over America and Britain. Check out the other wizard of oz videos as well.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 9:51 AM

Amazon Reviewer & Conspiracy Theorist

This guy is my new favorite reviewer on Amazon. Here is his review for The Wizard of Oz.
The Wizard of Oz movie was shown playing in a movie theater in Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow. Judy Garland is sensational in the film. The first 4 flus of 2006 that I reported were apparently non life threatening. Apparently by November 22, 2006 there will be 22 more superflus released and then between November 23 and the last day of fall 2006 then 74 more flus will be released for a total of 100. 1 of the flus authorized by the permanent members of the United Nations security council will apparently kill billions. As the American Shadow Vice President I did not sign for these flus because I do not believe in murder or suicide as a Christian. To prove my Cosmic Top Secret Security Clearance the code to former FBI Director Freehs computer was Mafeking Hero Az ide F Chas. Which sounds like my f ing hero haze I deaf from the Chas on a Police rock band album, it is also a partial profile of a criminal because mcveigh who was a traitor to the free world was a gulf war hero had explosives knowledge and failed his special forces green beret course. If the FBI wants to contact me my Moms number is in the book twice over. Thank you and may God watch over America and Britain. Check out the other wizard of oz videos as well.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 9:51 AM

Amazon Reviewer & Conspiracy Theorist

This guy is my new favorite reviewer on Amazon. Here is his review for The Wizard of Oz.
The Wizard of Oz movie was shown playing in a movie theater in Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow. Judy Garland is sensational in the film. The first 4 flus of 2006 that I reported were apparently non life threatening. Apparently by November 22, 2006 there will be 22 more superflus released and then between November 23 and the last day of fall 2006 then 74 more flus will be released for a total of 100. 1 of the flus authorized by the permanent members of the United Nations security council will apparently kill billions. As the American Shadow Vice President I did not sign for these flus because I do not believe in murder or suicide as a Christian. To prove my Cosmic Top Secret Security Clearance the code to former FBI Director Freehs computer was Mafeking Hero Az ide F Chas. Which sounds like my f ing hero haze I deaf from the Chas on a Police rock band album, it is also a partial profile of a criminal because mcveigh who was a traitor to the free world was a gulf war hero had explosives knowledge and failed his special forces green beret course. If the FBI wants to contact me my Moms number is in the book twice over. Thank you and may God watch over America and Britain. Check out the other wizard of oz videos as well.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 9:51 AM

June 16, 2006

The Gold Pyramid House

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Egypt or Wadsworth, Illinois? (I'll give you a hint, it's not Egypt)
A few words say it all: Power, Gold, Mystery, Exotic and Impressive. When all those words were put together by Jim and Linda Onan, they ended up creating one of the greatest, most awesome pieces of art ever achieved. Why? Egyptian Bazaar It all started when American universities claimed that there were mysterious, supernatural and magical powers that were related to the pyramids. Intrigued by the mystery, the Onans built their home as a Pyramid. It's known to be the largest 24 karat gold plated object ever created. If you are not impressed by the size of the 6-story Gold Pyramid and the King Tut tomb, you will definitely be impressed by the striking and glittering amounts of gold used to recreate this exquisite and thrilling exhibit.
(via The Kircher Society)
Posted by Chris at 12:53 PM | Comments (3)

The Gold Pyramid House

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Egypt or Wadsworth, Illinois? (I'll give you a hint, it's not Egypt)
A few words say it all: Power, Gold, Mystery, Exotic and Impressive. When all those words were put together by Jim and Linda Onan, they ended up creating one of the greatest, most awesome pieces of art ever achieved. Why? Egyptian Bazaar It all started when American universities claimed that there were mysterious, supernatural and magical powers that were related to the pyramids. Intrigued by the mystery, the Onans built their home as a Pyramid. It's known to be the largest 24 karat gold plated object ever created. If you are not impressed by the size of the 6-story Gold Pyramid and the King Tut tomb, you will definitely be impressed by the striking and glittering amounts of gold used to recreate this exquisite and thrilling exhibit.
(via The Kircher Society)
Posted by Chris at 12:53 PM | Comments (3)

May 13, 2006

Ice Chewers Bulletin Board

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A place to share stories about ice chewing.
(via Slashfood)
Posted by Chris at 12:39 PM | Comments (2)

Ice Chewers Bulletin Board

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A place to share stories about ice chewing.
(via Slashfood)
Posted by Chris at 12:39 PM | Comments (2)

May 10, 2006

The Official Recursive Mouth Appreciation Page

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Trippy.
(via Screenhead)
Posted by Chris at 12:08 PM | Comments (3)

The Official Recursive Mouth Appreciation Page

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Trippy.
(via Screenhead)
Posted by Chris at 12:08 PM | Comments (2)

May 2, 2006

Unfortunate Name for a Cabin

Seriously, wtf?
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 3:03 PM | Comments (3)

Unfortunate Name for a Cabin

Seriously, wtf?
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 3:03 PM | Comments (3)

April 11, 2006

DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues U.S.



Remember the officer from the video above who told the class during a presentation that he was the only one in the room qualified to handle a gun and then shoots himself in the foot (literally)? Well, he's suing.
Posted by Chris at 8:08 PM | Comments (3)

DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues U.S.



Remember the officer from the video above who told the class during a presentation that he was the only one in the room qualified to handle a gun and then shoots himself in the foot (literally)? Well, he's suing.
Posted by Chris at 8:08 PM | Comments (3)

April 6, 2006

Update on Cy, the One-Eyed Kitten

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Cy is back in the news again.
The Oregon woman who owned the kitten said she turned down Ripley's Believe it or Not! and sold the remains to John Adolfi of Granby because she liked his religious reasons for wanting them.

"We didn't want Cy becoming a joke or part of a personal collection," Traci Allen said. "But John was so heartfelt, you could tell he was genuine and sincere."
I find it wonderful that the woman refused to let the kitten become a display in some cheesy Barnumesque museum and instead sold it to a nice christian man who will treat the kitten with the respect and dignity it deserves.
Cy will be displayed in a glass jar in the Lost World Museum, which Adolfi hopes to open in nearby Phoenix this fall.

Other exhibits will include giant plants and eggs, deformed animal remains and archaeological finds, Adolfi said.
Doh!
Posted by Chris at 8:20 PM | Comments (2)

Update on Cy, the One-Eyed Kitten

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Cy is back in the news again.
The Oregon woman who owned the kitten said she turned down Ripley's Believe it or Not! and sold the remains to John Adolfi of Granby because she liked his religious reasons for wanting them.

"We didn't want Cy becoming a joke or part of a personal collection," Traci Allen said. "But John was so heartfelt, you could tell he was genuine and sincere."
I find it wonderful that the woman refused to let the kitten become a display in some cheesy Barnumesque museum and instead sold it to a nice christian man who will treat the kitten with the respect and dignity it deserves.
Cy will be displayed in a glass jar in the Lost World Museum, which Adolfi hopes to open in nearby Phoenix this fall.

Other exhibits will include giant plants and eggs, deformed animal remains and archaeological finds, Adolfi said.
Doh!
Posted by Chris at 8:20 PM | Comments (2)

March 29, 2006

Crazy Cat Terrorizes CT Town

Not from the Onion:
FAIRFIELD, Conn. - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.
Posted by Chris at 12:45 PM | Comments (4)

Crazy Cat Terrorizes CT Town

Not from the Onion:
FAIRFIELD, Conn. - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.
Posted by Chris at 12:45 PM | Comments (4)

March 27, 2006

Living in Walmart

Weird.
Skyler Bartels kept looking over his shoulder. It's a habit he picked up living at the Windsor Heights Wal-Mart for three days.

Really living there. Eating, sleeping, checking out the DVDs, never leaving. The plan was to spend his entire spring break there. Under the radar.
(via del.icio.us/ethanb)
Posted by Chris at 12:27 PM | Comments (4)

Living in Walmart

Weird.
Skyler Bartels kept looking over his shoulder. It's a habit he picked up living at the Windsor Heights Wal-Mart for three days.

Really living there. Eating, sleeping, checking out the DVDs, never leaving. The plan was to spend his entire spring break there. Under the radar.
(via del.icio.us/ethanb)
Posted by Chris at 12:27 PM | Comments (4)

March 12, 2006

Grandma Shooting a FA MP40


Posted by Chris at 10:57 AM | Comments (3)

Grandma Shooting a FA MP40


Posted by Chris at 10:57 AM | Comments (3)

March 6, 2006

Bizarre American Holidays

Today is National Frozen Food Day.
Posted by Chris at 11:33 AM | Comments (3)

Bizarre American Holidays

Today is National Frozen Food Day.
Posted by Chris at 11:33 AM | Comments (3)

The International Sand Collector's Society

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The INTERNATIONAL SAND COLLECTORS SOCIETY was formed to link together people interested in the collection and study of sand.

Then, as now, the Society's purpose is to promote the hobby and collection of sand gathered for personal gratification and amateur and/or professional study.
Posted by Chris at 10:27 AM

The International Sand Collector's Society

IMAG0003.jpg

The INTERNATIONAL SAND COLLECTORS SOCIETY was formed to link together people interested in the collection and study of sand.

Then, as now, the Society's purpose is to promote the hobby and collection of sand gathered for personal gratification and amateur and/or professional study.
Posted by Chris at 10:27 AM

February 22, 2006

DressKevin.com

One day, I had to face the facts: I had no idea how to dress myself. After going through old yearbooks and photographs, I came to the stunning realization that I needed serious help with my wardrobe. So, at first I did what most people would do. I went to others for advice. It was good, but limited.

So, I turned to the Internet. I put pictures of all my clothes up for everyone to see, and I'm asking for comments and suggestions for how to wear my clothes, and what to wear. This is where you come in: every day, I want you to vote on what I should wear for all my daily activities. I work a full-time job, and I have plenty of things to do afterwards, all of which require delicate clothes planning. First impressions are everything, right?
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 2:47 PM | Comments (1)

DressKevin.com

One day, I had to face the facts: I had no idea how to dress myself. After going through old yearbooks and photographs, I came to the stunning realization that I needed serious help with my wardrobe. So, at first I did what most people would do. I went to others for advice. It was good, but limited.

So, I turned to the Internet. I put pictures of all my clothes up for everyone to see, and I'm asking for comments and suggestions for how to wear my clothes, and what to wear. This is where you come in: every day, I want you to vote on what I should wear for all my daily activities. I work a full-time job, and I have plenty of things to do afterwards, all of which require delicate clothes planning. First impressions are everything, right?
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 2:47 PM | Comments (1)

February 13, 2006

Sheep Magazine

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Proof that there is a magazine for everything.
(via Information Junk)
Posted by Chris at 7:42 PM | Comments (2)

Sheep Magazine

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Proof that there is a magazine for everything.
(via Information Junk)
Posted by Chris at 7:42 PM | Comments (2)

The Secret Tunnels Under UT

Not sure how much of a "secret" these tunnels are but a well written story nonetheless.
Then, there were the tunnels. Wed heard about them before - supposedly there was a secret network of tunnels underneath UT that connected almost all of the buildings. It was a farfetched concept, but it became credible to us when we read an article that said it was the way they got to the tower without being shot to take out Whitman.

Soon after moving into UT, we started looking for the tunnels. The UT campus is one of the largest in the world, so this was no easy task. It led us to some pretty interesting places, but we couldnt find any evidence of the tunnel.

Then one day we saw a worker servicing one of the fountains on campus. A door was opened in the back of the fountain that revealed a spiral staircase going underground behind it. Could that be the entrance to the tunnel system? We did our best to be nonchalant and peered down into the entrance. It appeared to go down quite far - surely this was the entrance.
(via Digg)
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM | Comments (2)

The Secret Tunnels Under UT

Not sure how much of a "secret" these tunnels are but a well written story nonetheless.
Then, there were the tunnels. Wed heard about them before - supposedly there was a secret network of tunnels underneath UT that connected almost all of the buildings. It was a farfetched concept, but it became credible to us when we read an article that said it was the way they got to the tower without being shot to take out Whitman.

Soon after moving into UT, we started looking for the tunnels. The UT campus is one of the largest in the world, so this was no easy task. It led us to some pretty interesting places, but we couldnt find any evidence of the tunnel.

Then one day we saw a worker servicing one of the fountains on campus. A door was opened in the back of the fountain that revealed a spiral staircase going underground behind it. Could that be the entrance to the tunnel system? We did our best to be nonchalant and peered down into the entrance. It appeared to go down quite far - surely this was the entrance.
(via Digg)
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM | Comments (2)

February 11, 2006

Recursive Hands

I can't explain it any better.
Posted by Chris at 8:34 PM | Comments (3)

Recursive Hands

I can't explain it any better.
Posted by Chris at 8:34 PM | Comments (3)

February 1, 2006

The Star Wars House

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A tour of the "Bobacabana". (Their word, not mine). Above is a picture from the guest bedroom.
(via Wonderland)
Posted by Chris at 11:16 PM | Comments (6)

The Star Wars House

guest-cardedfigs.jpg

A tour of the "Bobacabana". (Their word, not mine). Above is a picture from the guest bedroom.
(via Wonderland)
Posted by Chris at 11:16 PM | Comments (6)

January 26, 2006

The Flying Car Caught on Google Earth

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I saw this the other day but didn't blog about it because to me it didn't really look like a car but the Register has an update about the flying car.
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM | Comments (4)

The Flying Car Caught on Google Earth

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I saw this the other day but didn't blog about it because to me it didn't really look like a car but the Register has an update about the flying car.
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM | Comments (4)

January 19, 2006

The Book Bar

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One of our non-Vestal housemates worked at the Stanford library, and his job included the task of throwing away old books, which apparently the other librarians couldn't bear to do. We decided to rescue these books from that awful fate - and what better use for them than a bar from which to entertain our frequent guests?
Posted by Chris at 10:05 AM | Comments (1)

The Book Bar

bookbar.jpg

One of our non-Vestal housemates worked at the Stanford library, and his job included the task of throwing away old books, which apparently the other librarians couldn't bear to do. We decided to rescue these books from that awful fate - and what better use for them than a bar from which to entertain our frequent guests?
Posted by Chris at 10:05 AM | Comments (1)

January 17, 2006

Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

A list of wacky conspiracy theories. Actually, this one is true:
Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World

Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.

David Icke's --BBC reporter-- claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.

"Evidence" goes from Sumerian tablets describing the "Anunnaki" (which he translates as "those who from heaven to earth came"), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor.

Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke's hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions.
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM | Comments (2)

Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

A list of wacky conspiracy theories. Actually, this one is true:
Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World

Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.

David Icke's --BBC reporter-- claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.

"Evidence" goes from Sumerian tablets describing the "Anunnaki" (which he translates as "those who from heaven to earth came"), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor.

Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke's hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions.
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM | Comments (2)

January 13, 2006

Rock Balancing Gallery

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Impressive.
(Thanks David)
Posted by Chris at 11:58 PM

January 12, 2006

Mouse Vengeance

Can't say I have much sympathy for this old geezer.
A US man who threw a mouse onto a pile of burning leaves could only watch in horror as it ran into his house and set the building ablaze.

Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, New Mexico, found the mouse in his home and wanted to get rid of it.

"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," he was quoted as saying by AP.
Update:
Snopes says it's not true.
A few days later, however, came the report that the mouse was already dead when the homeowner threw it into the pile of burning leaves, and that the house fire was touched off by winds that blew embers from the burning leaf pile back towards the house:
(Thanks Tim)

Update 2:
Now it may be true. Snopes says it is Undetermined now. I give up.
(Thanks Matt)
Posted by Chris at 9:17 AM | Comments (5)

Mouse Vengeance

Can't say I have much sympathy for this old geezer.
A US man who threw a mouse onto a pile of burning leaves could only watch in horror as it ran into his house and set the building ablaze.

Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, New Mexico, found the mouse in his home and wanted to get rid of it.

"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," he was quoted as saying by AP.
Update:
Snopes says it's not true.
A few days later, however, came the report that the mouse was already dead when the homeowner threw it into the pile of burning leaves, and that the house fire was touched off by winds that blew embers from the burning leaf pile back towards the house:
(Thanks Tim)

Update 2:
Now it may be true. Snopes says it is Undetermined now. I give up.
(Thanks Matt)
Posted by Chris at 9:17 AM | Comments (5)

January 11, 2006

Spending a Year (and 100K) in Disney World

A nineteen year old guy is spending 100 thousand dollars to stay at Disney World for a year and documenting it on this website.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 12:58 PM | Comments (2)

Spending a Year (and 100K) in Disney World

A nineteen year old guy is spending 100 thousand dollars to stay at Disney World for a year and documenting it on this website.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 12:58 PM | Comments (2)

January 4, 2006

Playboy in Braille

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Safe for work unless you are blind.
(via Kottke.org to whom I thank for the nice mention yesterday)
Posted by Chris at 1:35 PM | Comments (3)

Playboy in Braille

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Safe for work unless you are blind.
(via Kottke.org to whom I thank for the nice mention yesterday)
Posted by Chris at 1:35 PM | Comments (3)

January 1, 2006

Pet Memorials

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Pet caskets, headstones and other memorial items.
Posted by Chris at 4:01 PM | Comments (4)

Pet Memorials

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Pet caskets, headstones and other memorial items.
Posted by Chris at 4:01 PM | Comments (4)

December 13, 2005

Unusual Scholarships

Anybody apply for any of these?
Klingon Language Institute Scholarship
The Kor Memorial Scholarship is awarded by the Klingon Language Institute to recognize and encourage scholarship in the field of language study. Familiarity with Klingon or other constructed languages is not required, but creativity is preferred. The $500 award is open to undergraduate and graduate students. Nominations must be submitted by academic department chairs and/or deans. Only one undergraduate student and one graduate student may be nominated by each department chair or dean. The deadline is June 1. For more information, write to:
Klingon Language Institute
Kor Memorial Scholarship
PO Box 634
Flourtown, PA 19031
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 9:46 AM

Unusual Scholarships

Anybody apply for any of these?
Klingon Language Institute Scholarship
The Kor Memorial Scholarship is awarded by the Klingon Language Institute to recognize and encourage scholarship in the field of language study. Familiarity with Klingon or other constructed languages is not required, but creativity is preferred. The $500 award is open to undergraduate and graduate students. Nominations must be submitted by academic department chairs and/or deans. Only one undergraduate student and one graduate student may be nominated by each department chair or dean. The deadline is June 1. For more information, write to:
Klingon Language Institute
Kor Memorial Scholarship
PO Box 634
Flourtown, PA 19031
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 9:46 AM

November 22, 2005

Mannequin Rape

Wasn't this an 80s movie?
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Posted by Chris at 10:14 AM | Comments (2)

Mannequin Rape

Wasn't this an 80s movie?
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Posted by Chris at 10:14 AM | Comments (2)

November 14, 2005

Man Jumps To Death After Hearing Cussing

How can you do a story on this and not say what profanity pushed him over the edge (or in this case, out of the truck)?
KSL News) Police now say an argument caused a 21-year-old man to jump from a moving truck in South Jordan.

Tyler Poulson was riding with his brothers last night when he became offended by one of them using profanity. Poulson, who recently returned from an LDS mission, threatened to get out of the truck if he continued.

One of the men, not thinking he would, told Poulson to.

Earlier police said the car was going about 35 miles an hour when Poulson opened the door and jumped. He was pronounced dead on scene.
Posted by Chris at 9:37 AM | Comments (5)

Man Jumps To Death After Hearing Cussing

How can you do a story on this and not say what profanity pushed him over the edge (or in this case, out of the truck)?
KSL News) Police now say an argument caused a 21-year-old man to jump from a moving truck in South Jordan.

Tyler Poulson was riding with his brothers last night when he became offended by one of them using profanity. Poulson, who recently returned from an LDS mission, threatened to get out of the truck if he continued.

One of the men, not thinking he would, told Poulson to.

Earlier police said the car was going about 35 miles an hour when Poulson opened the door and jumped. He was pronounced dead on scene.
Posted by Chris at 9:37 AM | Comments (5)

November 11, 2005

Blue Ball Machine

I can't look away.

Update:
Tragedy has struck the blue ball machine.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 9:48 AM

Blue Ball Machine

I can't look away.

Update:
Tragedy has struck the blue ball machine.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 9:48 AM

November 6, 2005

Soda Bottle Raft

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A raft made out of 120 soda bottles.
(via Make:Blog)
Posted by Chris at 8:26 PM

Soda Bottle Raft

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A raft made out of 120 soda bottles.
(via Make:Blog)
Posted by Chris at 8:26 PM

October 27, 2005

World's Tallest Dog

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His father must have been a horse. BTW, whoever took the pictures for that story is the worst photographer ever.
A 3-year-old Great Dane in Sacramento, Calif., has been named the world's tallest dog by Guinness Book of World Records.

The award-winning dog, named Gibson, stands 7 feet tall when upright, according to the report.
(via del.icio.us/tauquil)
Posted by Chris at 11:36 AM | Comments (3)

World's Tallest Dog

talldog.jpg

His father must have been a horse. BTW, whoever took the pictures for that story is the worst photographer ever.
A 3-year-old Great Dane in Sacramento, Calif., has been named the world's tallest dog by Guinness Book of World Records.

The award-winning dog, named Gibson, stands 7 feet tall when upright, according to the report.
(via del.icio.us/tauquil)
Posted by Chris at 11:36 AM | Comments (3)

October 26, 2005

The Orange Man Project

One man's plan to turn orange by eating carrots.
So yeah, carrots. He tells me that if someone eats a whole lot of carrots, they will turn orange for a while. I find it hard to believe, but he is always right about such things. It's also important to note that he doesn't actually specify how many carrots or for how long one would turn orange. For all I know at this point, it could be following the, "you are what you eat" principle and turning you into an actual carrot.

Time passes...

I'm driving down the road thinking about absolutely nothing. All of a sudden, BAM!! An idea hits me like a pound a bricks. Passing motorists mistake this as a cursory head banging. I need to find out if this whole, "turn yourself orange" thing works. Ideas start forming in my head, necessitating more head rocking. I know what I need to do, I need to consume enough carrots to turn myself orange!
Posted by Chris at 3:46 PM | Comments (4)

The Orange Man Project

One man's plan to turn orange by eating carrots.
So yeah, carrots. He tells me that if someone eats a whole lot of carrots, they will turn orange for a while. I find it hard to believe, but he is always right about such things. It's also important to note that he doesn't actually specify how many carrots or for how long one would turn orange. For all I know at this point, it could be following the, "you are what you eat" principle and turning you into an actual carrot.

Time passes...

I'm driving down the road thinking about absolutely nothing. All of a sudden, BAM!! An idea hits me like a pound a bricks. Passing motorists mistake this as a cursory head banging. I need to find out if this whole, "turn yourself orange" thing works. Ideas start forming in my head, necessitating more head rocking. I know what I need to do, I need to consume enough carrots to turn myself orange!
Posted by Chris at 3:46 PM | Comments (4)

October 19, 2005

Cluster Balloons

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That's the idea behind cluster ballooning. The pilot wears a harness, to which a cluster of large, helium-filled balloons are attached. Control is achieved by releasing ballast to ascend, or by bursting balloons to descend.

The most famous cluster balloon flight took place in 1982. Larry Walters, with no prior ballooning experience, attached 42 helium weather balloons to a lawnchair, intending to go up a few hundred feet, but instead soaring to 16,000. Surprisingly, Walters survived his flight. However, both before and since Walters' adventure, experienced balloonists have experimented with helium balloon clusters, some rising to even greater heights.
Posted by Chris at 11:58 AM | Comments (4)

Cluster Balloons

cluster.jpg

That's the idea behind cluster ballooning. The pilot wears a harness, to which a cluster of large, helium-filled balloons are attached. Control is achieved by releasing ballast to ascend, or by bursting balloons to descend.

The most famous cluster balloon flight took place in 1982. Larry Walters, with no prior ballooning experience, attached 42 helium weather balloons to a lawnchair, intending to go up a few hundred feet, but instead soaring to 16,000. Surprisingly, Walters survived his flight. However, both before and since Walters' adventure, experienced balloonists have experimented with helium balloon clusters, some rising to even greater heights.
Posted by Chris at 11:58 AM | Comments (4)

October 14, 2005

Musical Breast Implants

This is from Ananova so it has to be true:
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
(via del.icio.us/username)
Posted by Chris at 10:34 AM | Comments (3)

Musical Breast Implants

This is from Ananova so it has to be true:
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
(via del.icio.us/username)
Posted by Chris at 10:34 AM | Comments (3)

October 12, 2005

Website for Cats

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I'm not sure that this behavior should be encouraged.
Is your cat fascinated with movement on your computer screen? Well, it's about to get a lot worse.
Posted by Chris at 11:04 AM | Comments (1)

Website for Cats

waldocatweb1.jpg

I'm not sure that this behavior should be encouraged.
Is your cat fascinated with movement on your computer screen? Well, it's about to get a lot worse.
Posted by Chris at 11:04 AM | Comments (1)

Insane Projects

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Pictured above is a kite he made with a 44 foot wingspan.
This page contains a sampling of some of the crazy gadgets I've widgeted together over the years. I purposely did not include some of the more dangerous ones, like the flame thrower that almost incinerated my best friend and the contact explosive that turned out to be so sensitive that it didn't need contact to explode. I was afraid that someone might try to copy them and get hurt. What follow are benign in comparison, but I hope you find them interesting all the same.
(via del.icio.us/pjd)
Posted by Chris at 10:46 AM

Insane Projects

kk2.jpg

Pictured above is a kite he made with a 44 foot wingspan.
This page contains a sampling of some of the crazy gadgets I've widgeted together over the years. I purposely did not include some of the more dangerous ones, like the flame thrower that almost incinerated my best friend and the contact explosive that turned out to be so sensitive that it didn't need contact to explode. I was afraid that someone might try to copy them and get hurt. What follow are benign in comparison, but I hope you find them interesting all the same.
(via del.icio.us/pjd)
Posted by Chris at 10:46 AM

What's Inside Jeremy's Wallet

What the internets are all about.
This is an item-by-item tour of my wallet, a brown leather work of somwhat mundane craftmanship. I believe it was purchased at Sears.
(via del.icio.us/amberella)
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM | Comments (4)

What's Inside Jeremy's Wallet

What the internets are all about.
This is an item-by-item tour of my wallet, a brown leather work of somwhat mundane craftmanship. I believe it was purchased at Sears.
(via del.icio.us/amberella)
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM | Comments (4)

October 11, 2005

UFO Sightings Google Map

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Sighting reports, as they happen.
(via del.icio.us/greg418)
Posted by Chris at 9:13 PM | Comments (4)

UFO Sightings Google Map

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Sighting reports, as they happen.
(via del.icio.us/greg418)
Posted by Chris at 9:13 PM | Comments (4)

October 8, 2005

Pickled Jack O' Lanterns

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Neat.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 12:50 PM | Comments (1)

Pickled Jack O' Lanterns

jack9.jpg

Neat.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 12:50 PM | Comments (1)

October 2, 2005

Moist Towelette Online Museum

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Exciting.
Posted by Chris at 7:04 PM | Comments (1)

Moist Towelette Online Museum

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Exciting.
Posted by Chris at 7:04 PM | Comments (1)

September 30, 2005

Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms

And some people don't believe that we share the same ancestor.
A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say.

The rhesus macaque monkeys also splurged on photos of top-dog counterparts, the high-ranking primates. Maybe that's like you or me buying People magazine.

The research, which will be detailed in the March issue of Current Biology, gets more interesting.

The scientists actually had to pay these guys, in the form of extra juice, to get them to look at images of lower-ranking monkeys.

Curiously, the monkeys in the test hadn't had any direct physical contact with the monkeys in the photos, so they didn't have personal experience with who was hot and who was not.
(via Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 1:13 PM

Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms

And some people don't believe that we share the same ancestor.
A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say.

The rhesus macaque monkeys also splurged on photos of top-dog counterparts, the high-ranking primates. Maybe that's like you or me buying People magazine.

The research, which will be detailed in the March issue of Current Biology, gets more interesting.

The scientists actually had to pay these guys, in the form of extra juice, to get them to look at images of lower-ranking monkeys.

Curiously, the monkeys in the test hadn't had any direct physical contact with the monkeys in the photos, so they didn't have personal experience with who was hot and who was not.
(via Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 1:13 PM

Marry Your Baby Daddy Day

Damn, I missed Marry Your Baby Daddy Day.
The nation's first ever mass wedding of its kind....

On September 29, 2005, 10 unmarried couples w/children will be married during a landmark event called Marry Your Baby Daddy Day. The FREE mass wedding will be officiated by the acclaimed Dr. Rev. Herbert Daughtry in Brooklyn, NY. Celebrity wedding dress designers, vendors and wedding planners have signed up to make this a very memorable and important moment in the lives of 10 loving, fantastic couples! Several celebrity VIP figures will be among the distinguished guests.
(Thanks Marlea)
Posted by Chris at 10:30 AM | Comments (4)

Marry Your Baby Daddy Day

Damn, I missed Marry Your Baby Daddy Day.
The nation's first ever mass wedding of its kind....

On September 29, 2005, 10 unmarried couples w/children will be married during a landmark event called Marry Your Baby Daddy Day. The FREE mass wedding will be officiated by the acclaimed Dr. Rev. Herbert Daughtry in Brooklyn, NY. Celebrity wedding dress designers, vendors and wedding planners have signed up to make this a very memorable and important moment in the lives of 10 loving, fantastic couples! Several celebrity VIP figures will be among the distinguished guests.
(Thanks Marlea)
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September 29, 2005

Great Moments in Zero Tolerance History

No, this isn't from the Onion.
COLONIE -- There's a new drinking policy at Siena College.

No drinking.

Of anything.

Even water. Or iced tea. Or coffee, Red Bull or lemonade. Or vodka or beer, for that matter, in case anybody gets any bright ideas.

According to a policy dated Sept. 17, students are "no longer allowed to consume alcohol or any other beverage in any type of container outside of their townhouse or in any public area on campus."

College officials maintain the rule is meant to increase security after a spate of off-campus party crashers showed up early this semester, and police responded to noisy gatherings outside student apartments. Some outsiders were arrested for burglarizing apartments during those parties, using the hurly-burly for cover.

Because students weren't abiding by campus rules to register all outside guests, officials decided they had to crack down to reduce the gatherings. "Safety first, that's what it's all about," Siena spokeswoman Janet Gianopoulos said.

But does the new policy also mean a person who buys a Pepsi in a vending machine on the Loudonville campus and opens it on one of the lush quads is breaking the rules?

Yes, Gianopoulos said. But they can crack open that drink once they reach their residence, she added.
Posted by Chris at 2:24 PM | Comments (3)

Great Moments in Zero Tolerance History

No, this isn't from the Onion.
COLONIE -- There's a new drinking policy at Siena College.

No drinking.

Of anything.

Even water. Or iced tea. Or coffee, Red Bull or lemonade. Or vodka or beer, for that matter, in case anybody gets any bright ideas.

According to a policy dated Sept. 17, students are "no longer allowed to consume alcohol or any other beverage in any type of container outside of their townhouse or in any public area on campus."

College officials maintain the rule is meant to increase security after a spate of off-campus party crashers showed up early this semester, and police responded to noisy gatherings outside student apartments. Some outsiders were arrested for burglarizing apartments during those parties, using the hurly-burly for cover.

Because students weren't abiding by campus rules to register all outside guests, officials decided they had to crack down to reduce the gatherings. "Safety first, that's what it's all about," Siena spokeswoman Janet Gianopoulos said.

But does the new policy also mean a person who buys a Pepsi in a vending machine on the Loudonville campus and opens it on one of the lush quads is breaking the rules?

Yes, Gianopoulos said. But they can crack open that drink once they reach their residence, she added.
Posted by Chris at 2:24 PM | Comments (3)

Walking the Pet Tortoise

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Hmmm, no leash?
Jeff, who graciously took a portion of his time (the tortoise wasn't racing away anywhere), told me that 'Franklin' is a 3-year-old African Spur Tortoise (or Geochelone sulcata as it's known in scientific terminology) and that he's cared for Franklin since he was smaller than the palm of his hand. Though, he wasn't a cheap purchase, Jeff and his family consider 'Franklin' to be an excellent value for a pet, who will probably live longer than most of us. Apparently, Tortoises can live an average of 60-80 years, with some living over the ripe age of 100! Astoundingly, he already weighs in at around 25 pounds but can grow up to 200!
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 9:24 AM | Comments (1)

Walking the Pet Tortoise

TortoiseWalking02.jpg

Hmmm, no leash?
Jeff, who graciously took a portion of his time (the tortoise wasn't racing away anywhere), told me that 'Franklin' is a 3-year-old African Spur Tortoise (or Geochelone sulcata as it's known in scientific terminology) and that he's cared for Franklin since he was smaller than the palm of his hand. Though, he wasn't a cheap purchase, Jeff and his family consider 'Franklin' to be an excellent value for a pet, who will probably live longer than most of us. Apparently, Tortoises can live an average of 60-80 years, with some living over the ripe age of 100! Astoundingly, he already weighs in at around 25 pounds but can grow up to 200!
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 9:24 AM | Comments (1)

September 26, 2005

Super Mario Opera

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Be sure to check out the trailer.
(via del.icio.us/softwiz)
Posted by Chris at 9:08 PM

Super Mario Opera

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Be sure to check out the trailer.
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September 24, 2005

Prairie Dog Blogging

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Somebody's pet prairie dog on Flickr.
(via Robot Wisdom)
Posted by Chris at 9:07 PM | Comments (3)

Prairie Dog Blogging

26089343_6195f8beef.jpg

Somebody's pet prairie dog on Flickr.
(via Robot Wisdom)
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September 20, 2005

Lucha Libre

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In This Corner, in the Flouncy Skirt and Bowler Hat...
EL ALTO, Bolivia - In her red multilayered skirt, white pumps and gold-laced shawl, the traditional dress of the Aymara people, Ana Polonia Choque might well be preparing for a night of folk dancing or, perhaps, a religious festival.

But as Carmen Rosa, master of the ring and winner of 100 bone-crunching bouts in Bolivia's colorful wrestling circuit, she is actually dressing for a night of mayhem.

With loyal fans screaming out her name, she climbs the corner ropes high above the ring, bounces once for momentum and flies high, arms outstretched for maximum effect. To the crowd's delight, the dive flattens her adversary, Mara Remedios Condori, better known as Julia la Pacea (Julia from La Paz).
(via Grow a Brain)
Posted by Chris at 10:33 AM | Comments (1)

Lucha Libre

in_thi4.jpg

In This Corner, in the Flouncy Skirt and Bowler Hat...
EL ALTO, Bolivia - In her red multilayered skirt, white pumps and gold-laced shawl, the traditional dress of the Aymara people, Ana Polonia Choque might well be preparing for a night of folk dancing or, perhaps, a religious festival.

But as Carmen Rosa, master of the ring and winner of 100 bone-crunching bouts in Bolivia's colorful wrestling circuit, she is actually dressing for a night of mayhem.

With loyal fans screaming out her name, she climbs the corner ropes high above the ring, bounces once for momentum and flies high, arms outstretched for maximum effect. To the crowd's delight, the dive flattens her adversary, Mara Remedios Condori, better known as Julia la Pacea (Julia from La Paz).
(via Grow a Brain)
Posted by Chris at 10:33 AM | Comments (1)

September 19, 2005

Tesscar Aluminum Craft

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Some cool uses of aluminum cans on a horribly designed website.
(via del.icio.us/wear_many_hats)
Posted by Chris at 11:07 AM

Tesscar Aluminum Craft

mustang.jpg

Some cool uses of aluminum cans on a horribly designed website.
(via del.icio.us/wear_many_hats)
Posted by Chris at 11:07 AM

September 15, 2005

Bottled Air

This is from Ananova so it has to be true ;)
Catherine Zeta Jones has been splashing out on bottles of air from the Welsh valleys.

Catherine heard about the bottles of air that are collected from Snowdonia and the Brecon Beacons.

Each bottle comes with a certificate guaranteeing the air has been gathered in the Welsh mountains.
(Thanks Cobra427)
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Bottled Air

This is from Ananova so it has to be true ;)
Catherine Zeta Jones has been splashing out on bottles of air from the Welsh valleys.

Catherine heard about the bottles of air that are collected from Snowdonia and the Brecon Beacons.

Each bottle comes with a certificate guaranteeing the air has been gathered in the Welsh mountains.
(Thanks Cobra427)
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September 14, 2005

The "Work Blind" Curtain

Excellent idea.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 9:31 AM

The "Work Blind" Curtain

Excellent idea.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 9:31 AM

September 11, 2005

Bee Dogs

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A site dedicated to dogs dressed in bee suits. This is flagrant animal abuse in my book!
Posted by Chris at 5:22 PM | Comments (3)

Bee Dogs

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A site dedicated to dogs dressed in bee suits. This is flagrant animal abuse in my book!
Posted by Chris at 5:22 PM | Comments (3)

September 8, 2005

The Million Dollar Homepage

If this works out for him I may try the Billion Dollar Homepage. Why think small?
The idea is simple: to try and make $1m (US) by selling 1,000,000 pixels for $1 each. Hence, 'The Million Dollar Homepage". The main motivation for doing this is to pay for my degree studies, because I don't like the idea of graduating with a huge student debt. I know people who are paying off student loans 15-20 years after they graduated. Not a nice thought!

So, everyone is welcome to buy my pixels, which are available in 100-pixel 'blocks' (each measuring 10x10 pixels). You will see the homepage is divided into 10,000 of these 100-pixel blocks (hence there are 1,000,000 pixels in total). The reason for selling them in 100-pixel blocks is because anything smaller would be too small to display anything meaningful.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 1:26 PM | Comments (7)

The Million Dollar Homepage

If this works out for him I may try the Billion Dollar Homepage. Why think small?
The idea is simple: to try and make $1m (US) by selling 1,000,000 pixels for $1 each. Hence, 'The Million Dollar Homepage". The main motivation for doing this is to pay for my degree studies, because I don't like the idea of graduating with a huge student debt. I know people who are paying off student loans 15-20 years after they graduated. Not a nice thought!

So, everyone is welcome to buy my pixels, which are available in 100-pixel 'blocks' (each measuring 10x10 pixels). You will see the homepage is divided into 10,000 of these 100-pixel blocks (hence there are 1,000,000 pixels in total). The reason for selling them in 100-pixel blocks is because anything smaller would be too small to display anything meaningful.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 1:26 PM | Comments (7)

August 24, 2005

Woman Files Complaint After Doctor Tells Her She's Obese

Good for her! I'm suing my doctor for groping me when he did that hernia test. I felt so violated.
ROCHESTER, N.H. -- The New Hampshire attorney general is investigating a Rochester doctor because a patient complained that he bluntly told her she needed to lose weight.

Dr. Terry Bennett said that he's outraged by what he calls a baseless complaint. A patient was apparently insulted when Bennett told her that she was obese and could only get healthier by losing weight.
Posted by Chris at 9:38 AM | Comments (4)

Woman Files Complaint After Doctor Tells Her She's Obese

Good for her! I'm suing my doctor for groping me when he did that hernia test. I felt so violated.
ROCHESTER, N.H. -- The New Hampshire attorney general is investigating a Rochester doctor because a patient complained that he bluntly told her she needed to lose weight.

Dr. Terry Bennett said that he's outraged by what he calls a baseless complaint. A patient was apparently insulted when Bennett told her that she was obese and could only get healthier by losing weight.
Posted by Chris at 9:38 AM | Comments (4)




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