Thursday, November 30, 2006

Google Earth



Perfect.
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Viva Las Vegas Intro



It's nice seeing downtown without the hideous Fremont Street Experience ceiling.
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Exorcisms Become Big Business in Arizona

From ReligionNewsBlog:
What once was a very private practice in the Catholic Church has apparently become big business for others.

An estimated 600 non-Catholic groups are now performing exorcisms, allegedly ridding people of their demons.

“It’s happening. It’s a phenomenon. Why? Pick up the paper — crime, drugs, violence … horrendous sexual abuse,” said Bob Larson, who has made a national name for himself. “This is all the work of the devil.”
There is also a video on YouTube of a Good Morning America report on Larson:


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40 Facts About Sleep....

Interesting.
*Anything less than five minutes to fall asleep at night means you're sleep deprived. The ideal is between 10 and 15 minutes, meaning you're still tired enough to sleep deeply, but not so exhausted you feel sleepy by day.

Scientists have not been able to explain a 1998 study showing a bright light shone on the backs of human knees can reset the brain's sleep-wake clock.

The "natural alarm clock" which enables some people to wake up more or less when they want to is caused by a burst of the stress hormone adrenocorticotropin. Researchers say this reflects an unconscious anticipation of the stress of waking up.
(via reddit)
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Dawkins- The Big Question: Why are we here?



Long but good.
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Banning "the N-word"

From NoGodBlog:
This is stupid, and totally off topic (and my opinion), but I'm going to vent about it anyway.

Nigger is a word. Like kike and chink and faggot, it's a word of hate and ignorance. But it's just a word.

I'm just sickened by the concept that some people are trying to "wipe the word out" by stopping people from using it. It's a stupid idea that will never succeed. And it shouldn't.

Listen, world, banning a word won't defeat prejudice, it will worsen it. It will send it underground and breed a segregationistic attitude. If people use it in a hateful context (a la Michael Richards), you learn something about that person, an improtant detail about the user's attitude. If people censor the word, you lose that identifier.
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Stunning Fully Functional 1:3 Scale Ferrari 312PB



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Nixon Resignation Outtakes



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Blogger Assaulted, Takes Picture of Assailant

If you're from London you may be able to help her track down the guy who assaulted her on the Tube yesterday.
(via reddit)
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The Rooftop Concert



Thursday - 30 January 1969
Apple Corps (Roof), London

The Beatles' celebrated rooftop show. An idea conceived during a meeting on 26 January, it was the first of two consecutive Beatles/Billy Preston performances which concluded the Get Back project, for on 31 January they ran through numbers inside the basement studio.

This day's work has passed into history as the Beatles' last live performance, even if it couldn't be classified as a concert. The 42-minute show (about half of which comprises the sensational close to the Let It Be film) was a lunchtime blast into the cold wind - imagine a high London rooftop in January - that brought part of the capital to a standstill, until the police, in turn, brought the show to an enforced conclusion.


Update:

I didn't know that Jefferson Airplane had done a rooftop concert a year earlier than the Beatles.


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Seinfeld Lost Episode - Kramer At The Laugh Factory



From National Lampoon.
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Chris Rock, Psychic



Here's the YouTube clip.

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Customers Unhappy Over IHOP's Policy to Ask For IDs

From Boston.com:
QUINCY, Mass. --John Russo has been a victim of identity theft. So when he was asked to fork over a photo ID just to be seated at an IHOP pancake restaurant, he flipped.

"'You want my license? I'm going for pancakes, I'm not buying the Hope diamond,' and they refused to seat us," Russo said, recounting his experience this week at the Quincy IHOP.

The restaurant now has agreed to reverse the policy of requiring customers to turn over their driver's licenses before they can order -- a rule that was enacted to discourage "dine and dash" thefts.

WCVB-TV in Boston reported the Quincy restaurant's policy had been enacted without corporate approval.

IHOP Corp., based in Glendale, Calif., released a statement Monday night to WCVB that said an employee felt the policy could eliminate the problem of people leaving without paying.

"This was done without the knowledge or approval of management. ... We apologize to any guest who was inconvenienced," the statement said.

Russo said a security guard at the restaurant had "at least 40" licenses in hand when he arrived to eat.
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Christian Coalition President-elect Leaves

From Yahoo! News:
ORLANDO, Fla. - The president-elect of the Christian Coalition of America has declined the job, saying the organization wouldn't let him expand its agenda beyond opposing abortion and gay marriage.

The Rev. Joel Hunter, who was scheduled to take over the socially conservative group in January from Roberta Combs, said he had hoped to focus on issues such as poverty and the environment.

"These are issues that Jesus would want us to care about," said Hunter, a senior pastor at Northland Church in Longwood, Fla.

Hunter announced his decision not to take the job during an organization board meeting Nov. 21. A statement issued by the group said Hunter left because of "differences in philosophy and vision." Hunter said he was not asked to leave.
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Colombia Reports

I don't have much time today to do much posting so I'm just going to direct you to the website Colombia Reports which is written by a journalist in Colombia who made the documentary on how cocaine is made which I posted the other day. The interview with Gary Becker on the War on Drugs is a must read.
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Monday, November 27, 2006

Dice Stacking


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Why Are Atheists So Angry? Sam Harris Debates Dennis Prager

It's a long email debate so I'll just give you the beginning of it.
I'd like to begin this exchange by making the observation that "atheist" is a term that should not even exist. We do not, after all, have a name for a person who does not believe in Zeus or Thor. In fact, we are all "atheists" with respect to Zeus and Thor and the thousands of other dead gods that now lie upon the scrapheap of mythology.

A politician who seriously invokes Poseidon in a campaign speech will have thereby announced the end of his political career. Why is this so? Did someone around the time of Constantine discover that the pagan gods do not actually exist, while the biblical God does? Of course not. There are thousands of gods that were once worshipped with absolute conviction by men and women like ourselves, and yet we all now agree that they are rightly dead. An "atheist" is simply someone who thinks that the God of Abraham should be buried with the rest of these imaginary friends. I am quite sure that we need only use words like "reason," "common sense," "evidence," and "intellectual honesty" to do the job.
(via Digg)
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Nintendo Superfan



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Saturday, November 25, 2006

The Real Kramer Speaks



From Breitbart.com
Kramer, who starts his 11th year of the reality tour in January, managed to find a silver lining in the confusion.

"You know what the good news is?" he asked. "Judith Regan is now on a plane to California, trying to sign Michael Richards to a book deal: `If I Were a Racist, Here's What I Would Have Said.'"
(via YesButNoButYes)
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Friday, November 24, 2006

Soviet Propaganda Carpets



From English Russia.
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Japanese Only



(via reddit)
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How Cocaine is Made



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Animals in the Womb



The images were created using 4D ultrasound scans which were fed into a computer. There are three galleries that you can see here, here and here.
(via A Welsh View)
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SomethingAwful Physics



Best use of simulation software ever.
(via Bad Astronomy)
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Phil Plait on Golfing from the ISS

I read a headline about golfing in space and assumed they were referring to Alan Sheperd's golf shot on the moon but it turns out that it happened on the ISS recently.
Well, despite many protests (here and here, for example) Russian cosmonaut Mikhail Tyurin went ahead and hit a golf ball off the International Space Station.

It was a stunt paid for by a golf club company, and the cash-strapped Russian Space agency eagerly accepted the money. I am of two minds about this, since I like the idea of private companies supporting space travel, but I also think it can go too far. Hitting the golf ball into space was a silly gimmick, but I also think it’s stupidly dangerous. It only massed three grams, but at orbital speeds it could destroy another satellite. The odds are low, but why purposely increase the amount of junk floating in space?

The company has already jumped in and, according to a peeved-sounding NASA official, grossly exaggerated what happened, too:
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Wheel Chair Stunts

Be sure to check out the video.
Aaron Fotheringham is one of the most inspiring riders to watch in the Vegas Valley, with a nickname like “Wheels”; you get an idea of what makes him so intriguing. Doing skatepark maneuvers in his wheelchair, or Hard Core Sitting, as he has termed it, is the newest discipline in action sports. With incredible dedication, skill, finesse, and not letting his disabilities discourage him, Aaron created this new discipline from his desire to grind, 180°, and yes, even back flip. His new action sport has not only opened the door for a new facet in progression, but has raised the bar for all other riders/competitors.
(Thanks Dave)
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Driving Cross Country in a Car Covered in Blue Masking Tape



Some interesting pictures but the car just looks blue.

(Thanks LL)
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Auditioning for Stanley Kubrick



In 1984, Director Stanley Kubrick placed ads throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to send in audition tapes for "Full Metal Jacket". This is one of them...
Update:

Somebody claiming to be Brian Atene has made a video response:


Nice parody but I don't believe it's him. (The lighting is dark which I am guessing is intentional to obscure as much detail as possible)

Update:

The "Real" Brian Atene responds



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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Squirrels in Cages



Here are some photos I have taken while at work. They demonstrate some of the methods I used to catch squirrels living in homes, apartments, and commercial buildings. Take note of some of the advanced techniques that I use to efficiently and safely catch all of the squirrels, before I safely relocate them to the wild.
(via Information Junk)
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Will It Blend?



Welcome to WillItBlend.com, the official home of the "Will It Blend?" video series. Extreme blending depends on the capabilities of the machine being used. Tasks that may be extreme for some machines are, quite frankly, simple tasks for Blendtec blenders.
Be sure to check out the Big Mac value meal blend.

(via Found on the Web)
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Favorite TV Show Intros



Leave in the comments your favorite tv show intro and I'll find it on youtube and post it. Maybe we can compile a top 10 list of the best intros if enough people are interested.

The Six Million Dollar Man

Thanks KDH

The Incredible Hulk (Couldn't find a better version)








Thanks JJ















































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James Bond Title Sequences



Martin Klasch has links to all of the James Bond title sequences (or at least most of them)

(via Boing Boing)
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Secret World of Lonelygirl



A long expose in Wired on Lonelygirl:
But this isn't what it appears to be: Almost everything in the room was bought from Target on the same day, and the price tags are still hanging from some of her stuff. The closet is filled with men's clothing, and in the corner two guys huddle around a laptop and stare at the webcam feed.

Welcome to the set of Lonelygirl15, the breakout Web hit that, in September, was unmasked by fans as a work of fiction. What nearly a million people thought was the room of a sweet, charismatic teen named Bree is actually the Beverly Hills bedroom of Lonelygirl15's cocreator Mesh Flinders, an unshaven 27-year-old who is fighting the flu and running a fever of 101. He hasn't left this room for more than 24 hours. "I've got no reason to leave," Flinders says, rubbing his bloodshot eyes and then blowing his nose. The room smells like sweat. "I write the scripts here, we shoot them here, and I sleep here. Why leave?"
Posted by Chris at 4:35 PM

Project MKULTRA

From Wikipedia:
Headed by Dr. Sidney Gottlieb, MKULTRA was started on the order of CIA director Allen Dulles on April 13, 1953[5], largely in response to alleged Soviet, Chinese, and North Korean use of mind-control techniques on U.S. prisoners of war in Korea.[6] The CIA wanted to use similar methods on their own captives. The CIA was also interested in being able to manipulate foreign leaders with such techniques[7], and would later invent several schemes to drug Fidel Castro.

In 1964, the project was renamed MKSEARCH. The project attempted to produce a perfect truth drug for use in interrogating suspected Soviet spies during the Cold War, and generally to explore any other possibilities of mind control.

Because most of the MKULTRA records were deliberately destroyed in 1972 by order of the Director at that time, Richard Helms, it is impossible to have a complete understanding of the more than 150 individually funded research projects sponsored by MKULTRA and related CIA programs.
Posted by Chris at 2:12 PM

Keith Olberman: Lessons of Vietnam



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Memo for Bosses: 101 Ways to Prevent your Office from Hating You

From ProjectManagementSource.com:
DON’T…

1. Make your employees come in on their days off even when you know there is no real work to be done.
2. Call them when they are on vacation, not unless the office has burned down, in which case the call is moot anyway.
3. Be biased, play favorites or show partisanship when dealing with your subordinates.
4. Hog your employees’ limelight, or more specifically, take credit for ideas that are not yours.
5. Monitor every aspect of your employees’ work. Peering over their shoulders every few minutes, or worse, hooking up hidden nanny cameras to spy on them in your absence is as good as wearing a sandwich board saying “Hate me, I deserve it”. Remember, just as a watched pot never boils, an over-supervised employee’s creativity and productivity are stifled.
(via Digg)
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Student Shot With Taser By UCPD Officers

There is video of this shot by a student using a cameraphone on the website.
UCPD officers shot a student several times with a Taser inside the Powell Library CLICC computer lab late Tuesday night before taking him into custody.

No university police officers were available to comment further about the incident as of 3 a.m. Wednesday, and no Community Service Officers who were on duty at the time could be reached.

At around 11:30 p.m., CSOs asked a male student using a computer in the back of the room to leave when he was unable to produce a BruinCard during a random check. The student did not exit the building immediately.

The CSOs left, returning minutes later, and police officers arrived to escort the student out. By this time the student had begun to walk toward the door with his backpack when an officer approached him and grabbed his arm, at which point the student told the officer to let him go. A second officer then approached the student as well.

The student began to yell "get off me," repeating himself several times.

It was at this point that the officers shot the student with a Taser for the first time, causing him to fall to the floor and cry out in pain. The student also told the officers he had a medical condition.

UCPD officers confirmed that the man involved in the incident was a student, but did not give a name or any additional information about his identity.
(via Boing Boing)

Update:

It's up on YouTube.



Update 2:

The history of the cop who Tasered the student:
The UCLA police department identified the officer caught electrifying the student who did not produce his college ID card as Terrence Duren, an 18-year veteran of the UCPD.

Duren hasn't had the smoothest career in law enforcement. He came to Westwood after being fired from the infamous Long Beach PD. A few years after being hired by UCLA he was accused of using his nightstick to choke a fratboy and the university asked the UCPD to fire Duren, but he was only given a three month suspension.

In late 2003 Duren shot a homeless man, Willie Davis Frazier, Jr., in a Kerckhoff Hall bathroom. Frazier, who attempted at first to shun lawyers and represent himself, was imbalanced enough to spend time in mental institution as the court tried to figure out if he was fit to stand trial.

During a 2004 preliminary hearing in which Duren testified against Frazier, the officer carried a Machiavelli book into court, "The Prince", which argues that the ends justifies the means. "Did you know that this was Tupac's favorite book?" he asked.

Less than a year after Duren shot Frazier, UCLA decided to invest $22,000 in tasers, according to the Daily Bruin.
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The World's Most High-Tech Urinal



In an effort to handle its nighttime public urination problem, Victoria, the capital of British Columbia, is considering installing urinals that disappear below street level during the day. Unlike the automated, self-cleaning toilets planned for Toronto and Vancouver, which are enclosed booths with doors that that automatically open after a set time period, the Urilift system is a two-meter high stainless steel cylinder with three alcoves, each with a urinal, and no doors.

By day, the Urilift is lowered below street level for a nice clean look. Then at night, an operator comes by with a remote and the Urilift hydraulically lifts to sidewalk level in about two minutes. Then the unit is ready to serve all the nighttime party animals who don’t mind peeing in a very exposed public urinal.
(via Geekpress)
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Banksy Hits New York's Most Famous Museums



He put up art in the NY Metropolitan Museum of Art, the NY Museum of Natural History and the NY Museum of Modern Art.

(via Backwards City)

Related:
Banksy's Wikipedia article.
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Lovecraftian Jack Chick Parody



Bwahaha!
This is a brilliant piece of art. While it helps to have a prior acquaintance with the ‘Cthulhu Mythos’ that H.P. Lovecraft developed in now-classic horror stories of the 1920s and ’30s, Hallis does a vivid and effective job of conveying the central themes and feel of the Mythos. But the truly subversive genius of this cartoon lies elsewhere…about which more after you have read it.
(via Backwards City)
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Monday, November 20, 2006

William S. Burroughs - Thanksgiving Prayer



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O.J. Simpson book, TV show canceled

And I was looking forward to not reading it and not watching the special:
NEW YORK (AP) -- After a firestorm of criticism, News. Corp. said Monday that it has canceled the O.J. Simpson book and television special "If I Did It."

"I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project," said Rupert Murdoch, News Corp. chairman. "We are sorry for any pain that his has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson."

A dozen Fox affiliates had already said they would not air the two-part sweeps month special, planned for next week before the Nov. 30 publication of the book by ReganBooks. The publishing house is a HarperCollins imprint owned -- like the Fox network -- by News Corp.

In the projects, Simpson speaks in hypothetical terms about how he would have committed the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Goldman.

Relatives of the victims have lashed out at the now scuttled publication and broadcast plans.
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Behind South Park's "Make Love Not Warcraft" Episode



Interesting read on the making of the WoW episode.
South Park recently aired an episode involving World of Warcraft in which half of the show featured custom machinima footage. Machinima.com was given access to key members of the animation staff in order to find out more about the creative process behind the episode.
(via linkbunnies)
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25 Greatest Science Books of All-Time



Discover.com's list.
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Five Common Types of Libertarians

An identification guide.
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Man Gets Sucked Into a Jet Engine and Lives


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What Are Prince Charles's Medals For?



From BBC News:
Prince Charles has risen to four star rank in the armed services this week, but what are all his medals for?

The Prince of Wales has just turned 58, an occasion marked by rising to four-star rank in each of the armed services - a general in the Army, admiral in the Navy and air chief marshall in the RAF, further adding to the breast-full of medals he wears with his military uniforms.

But Prince Charles last saw active service - rather than his honorary or ceremonial roles - 30 years ago. After training in the early 1970s, he served in the Royal Air Force and the Royal Navy, culminating in 1976 as captain of coastal minesweeper HMS Bronington.

So what are his collection of 31 decorations for?
(via A Welsh View)
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Toy Ray Guns



Welcome to a celebration and study of toy ray guns! Whimsical and zany, these fanciful objects conjure fond childhood memories of Buck Rogers and Captain Video, of backyard spaceships that blasted off for high adventure in the endless reaches of space. The stuff of fancy, toy ray guns are powered by pure imagination, by our almost unlimited capacity to wonder.
(via Plep)
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Loser Christian Candidate's "Concession" Email to Hindu Winner

Short version, "You may have won the Senate race but you're still going to hell"
Congratulations on winning the District 50 senate race. Your phone is "busy"…no doubt with good wishes!

I’ve enjoyed much of this race, especially the people I’ve met…even you! I see your deficits—not all of them, and your potential—but not all of it. Only your Creator knows the real potential He’s put in you. Get to know Him and know yourself…you’ll be more interesting even to you!

The race of your life is more important than this one—and it is my sincere wish that you’ll get to know Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. He died for the sins of the world, yours and mine—and especially for those who accept His forgiveness. His kingdom will come and His will be done—on earth as it is in heaven. There’s more….I love belonging to the family of God. Jesus is the way, the truth and offers His life to you and each human being. Pay attention…this is very important, Satveer. Have you noticed Jesus for yourself…at some moment in time, yet???
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The 13 Most Embarrassing Web Moments



From PCWorld. Huffy up there just made #13.
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Oops



Video of cars getting hung up on, well, whatever those thingies are.

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Toy Tattoo Gun



Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects.
(via Boing Boing)
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"One" Bank



A 10 on the unintentional comedy scale.

Update:

Looks like Universal Music Publishing isn't happy with this:
But the intended comic effect of their performance and the retooled lyrics (“One spirit, we get to share it/Leading us all to higher standards”) seemed lost on lawyers on the lookout for copyright violations.

On Tuesday, a lawyer for the Universal Music Publishing Group, a catalog owner and administrator, posted the text of a cease-and-desist letter in the comments section of Stereogum.com, a Web site carrying the video. It contended that Bank of America had violated Universal’s copyright of the U2 song.

The two employees featured in the video were the guitarist, Jim Debois, a consumer market executive for Manhattan, and the singer, Ethan Chandler, a Manhattan banking center manager, who provoked much of the ridicule with his earnest interpretation and also for straying a bit far from U2’s lyrics with lines like "Integration has never had us feeling so good/and we’ll make lots of money."

Mr. Chandler, who has independently released an album and is working on another, said he was asked to write and perform the song for an August meeting of credit card division executives at MBNA headquarters in Wilmington, Del.

He said he was surprised to learn about the cease-and-desist letter, stressing that his performance was meant for an internal audience. "There was an approved list of songs to use," he said, "and as far I knew, that was an approved song."
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Friday, November 17, 2006

Christians Join the War on Christmas



Evangelicals against Christmas because of its pagan roots.

(via Brian Flemming)
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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Best Table Scenes From Restaurants

Radmila has compiled a great bunch of Youtube links of some of the best scenes in cinema that take place at or around a table.

Posted by Chris at 10:36 PM

Space 1999 Intro



Gotta love having a disco song as the theme music for a sci-fi show.
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The Prisoner Opening



Since the theme of the week here seems to be old sci fi tv show intros I have to add The Prisoner's opening.
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Why He Won't Vote For Obama

From the Henry Daily Herald (someplace in Georgia) comes this article about why the reporter won't vote for Obama.
After about five questions from different television and newspaper reporters, I stood up to ask mine.

"Wait a minute son, this is for professional media only," Obama said to me.

"What do you mean? I work for the local paper," I said with a crackling nervous voice.

"Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were a college student. You have such a baby face," he said with an unremorseful grin.

At that point everyone in the room turned to look at me and laugh. The 800 people in the lobby laughed as my face was projected on the big screen.

Remembered that girl who I was trying to get with, well she was sitting next to me and guess what she was doing?

Everyone was laughing except me.

The next time I saw that young lady was at another press conference, but this time she was acting as if she never knew me. I think I saw her maybe two more times and each time, it was the cold shoulder.

Thanks to everyone’s favorite new senator, I lost big time.

Obama owes me a public apology for making me look like a court jester and for blocking my shot.

Until that time, Hillary or Giuliani will get my vote.
(via Bookslut)
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Is Sex With an Animal Carcass a Crime?

From the Smoking Gun:
Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal.
The court motion includes a quote from The Princess Bride:
In addition, defining animal to include carcasses would lead to absurd results. At what point of decompose would the carcass cease being an animal? Would picked-over skeletal remains still meet the definition? At death, an animal ceases to be an animal. As Billy Crystal noted in The Princess Bride (1987), "There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
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Physicist Attempts to Send Signal Backwards in Time

If successful he would receive the signal before he sends it.
If his experiment with splitting photons actually works, says University of Washington physicist John Cramer, the next step will be to test for quantum "retrocausality."

That's science talk for saying he hopes to find evidence of a photon going backward in time.

"It doesn't seem like it should work, but on the other hand, I can't see what would prevent it from working," Cramer said. "If it does work, you could receive the signal 50 microseconds before you send it."
(via reddit)
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Battlestar Galactica Intro (1978)



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Plush Pony For Sale on Amazon



I love the product details:
*The FurReal Friends Butterscotch Pony comes with carrot and brush. Requires 6 'D' batteries, not included.

*Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched.

* You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside.
(Thanks Marlea)
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Kowloon Walled City



I hadn't heard about the Kowloon Walled City before:
Inhabiting a block the size of the Tokyo Dome, Kowloon Walled City resembed a living, breathing creature, born from its inhabitants over its long lifespan. But the walled city was more than a physical conglomeration of buildings and people, it was an inadvertent symbol of the long struggle between China and Hong Kong, ruled by neither. It was an "in-between zone" whose remarkable existence today can best be comprehended through images, statistics and interviews.

Wikipedia has more details about it:
By the early 1980s, Kowloon Walled City had an estimated population of 35,000. Being a lawless land, the city was notorious for its excess of brothels, casinos, opium dens, cocaine parlours, food courts serving dog meat, and secret factories. The Kowloon Walled City was also infamous for its ridiculously high number of unsanitary dentist clinics, since this was where unlicensed dentists could operate without prosecution.

Over time, both the British and the Chinese governments found the massive, anarchic city to be increasingly intolerable - despite the low reported crime rate. The quality of life in the city, sanitary conditions in particular, was far behind the rest of Hong Kong.

After the Joint Declaration in 1984, the PRC agreed with British authorities to demolish the City and resettle its inhabitants. The mutual decision to tear down the walled city was made in 1987
(Thanks Matt, great find!)
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Edgardo Mortara

From Wikipedia:
On the evening of 23 June 1858, in the central Italian city of Bologna, police of the Papal States, of which Bologna was then part, arrived at the home of a Jewish couple, Salomone ("Momolo") and Marianna Padovani Mortara, to seize one of their eight children, six-year-old Edgardo, and transport him to Rome to be raised by the Catholic church.

The police had orders from the authorities in Rome, authorised by Pope Pius IX. Church officials had been told that a Catholic servant girl of the Mortaras, Anna Morisi, had baptized Edgardo while he was ill because she feared that he would otherwise die and go to Hell. Under the law of the Papal States, Edgardo's baptism, even if illegal, was valid, and made him a Christian. Jews could not legally raise a Christian child, even their own. In 1912, in his relation in favor of the beatification of Pope Pius IX, Edgardo himself noted that the laws of the Papal States did not allow Catholics to work in the homes of Jewish families.[1] That law was widely disregarded.

Edgardo was taken to a house for Catholic converts in Rome, maintained by taxes levied on Jews. His parents were not allowed to see him for several weeks, and then not alone. Pius IX took a personal interest in the case, and all appeals to the Church were rebuffed. Church authorities told the Mortaras that they could have Edgardo back if they converted to Catholicism, but they refused.
(From Dawkins' The God Delusion)
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OJ Video Bloopers



Speaking of OJ...
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List of Fictional Diseases

Wikipedia's list of fictional diseases.

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"If I Did It, Here's How It Happened"



I always have felt that OJ wants to boast about how he got away with murder since his acquittal and now it looks like he has found a way.
CBS/AP) In a new TV interview and book, O.J. Simpson discusses how he would have committed the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend "if I did it."

The two-part television interview, titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29 on Fox, the TV network said Tuesday.

"O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes," the network said in a statement. "In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade."

"This is an interview that no one thought would ever happen. It's the definitive last chapter in the Trial of the Century," Mike Darnell, executive vice president of alternative programming for Fox, said in a statement.

In a video clip on the network's Web site, an off-screen interviewer says to Simpson, "You wrote 'I have never seen so much blood in my life."'

"I don't think any two people could be murdered without everybody being covered in blood," Simpson responds.
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Tonight's Sky



Grab a telescope, binoculars or just a lawn chair and head out to the backyard for a night of cosmic sightseeing. Our monthly stargazing guide keeps you informed about constellations, deep sky objects, planets, and events.
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World's Deepest Pool



The Nemo 33 in Brussels. Some details about the pool are here.

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Wires and Pipes



Thai wires and



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Jesus Dolls Rejected From Toys for Tots Program



From MSNBC:
LOS ANGELES - A company that sells Bible-quoting Jesus dolls said it was surprised and disappointed that the Marine Reserves’ Toys for Tots program turned down its offer to donate 4,000 of the talking dolls.

"I believe as a churchgoing person, anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the Bible," said Michael La Roe, director of business development for Valencia-based Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Co. and its one2believe division, which makes the line of Bible character dolls.

Bill Grein, vice president of Marine Toys for Tots Foundation, in Quantico, Va., said the offer was turned down because Toys for Tots doesn’t know anything about the religious affiliations of the children who receive its gifts.

"We can’t take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family," Grein said Tuesday. "Kids want a gift for the holiday season that is fun."
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

South Park's Buck Rogers Intro



Too funny. Here's the original for reference.



You gotta love the music they were using for tv openings in the late 70s/ early 80s...
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Polish Exchange Student's 6 Months of Hell With Christian Fundamentalists

From Spiegel:
When Polish student Michael Gromek, 19, went to America on a student exchange, he found himself trapped in a host family of Christian fundamentalists. What followed was a six-month hell of dawn church visits and sex education talks as his new family tried to banish the devil from his soul. Here's his story.
And why did the fundies want a Polish exchange student?
Then, seeing as we were already on the topic of God's will, the religious zealots finally brought up a subject which had clearly been on their minds for a long time: They wanted me to help them set up a Fundamentalist Baptist church in my home country of Poland. It was God's will, they said. They tried to slip the topic casually into conversation, but it really shocked me -- I realized that was the only reason they had welcomed me into their family. They had already started construction work in Krakow -- I was to help them with translations and with spreading their faith via the media.
(via Reddit)
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An 8 Year Old's Rant on Bill O'Reilly (and Religion)



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Space Shuttle's Computer Glitch

I can't believe this has never been an issue before:
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) -- Space shuttle Discovery was moved to the launch pad Thursday to await a launch that could be as early as December 6 -- an effort to avoid potential New Year's Eve computer glitches.

The worry is that shuttle computers aren't designed to make the change from the 365th day of the old year to the first day of the new year while in flight. NASA has never had a shuttle in space December 31 or January 1.

"We've just never had the computers up and going when we've transitioned from one year to another," said Discovery astronaut Joan Higginbotham. "We're not really sure how they're going to operate."

Starting December 7, launch opportunities would be available as late as December 17 or 18. With a 12-day mission, that would mean the shuttle is back on Earth before New Year's Eve.

However, NASA was quick to say that even if the shuttle crew finds itself still in space on January 1, procedures could be devised to make a transition if necessary.
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Ontological Paradox

Wikipedia's definition along with examples from movies, tv and literature:
An ontological paradox is a paradox of time travel that is often used as a convention in science fiction. It is very closely related to the predestination paradox and usually occurs at the same time.

Because of the possibility of influencing the past while time travelling, one way of explaining why history does not change is by saying that whatever has happened was meant to happen. A time traveller attempting to alter the past in this model, intentionally or not, would only be fulfilling his role in creating history, not changing it. The Novikov self-consistency principle proposes that contradictory causal loops cannot form, but that consistent ones can.

However, a scenario can occur where items or information are passed from the future to the past, which then become the same items or information that are subsequently passed back. This not only creates a loop, but a situation where these items have no discernible origin.

The paradox raises the ontological questions of where, when and by whom the items were created or the information derived. Time loop logic operates on similar principles, sending the solutions to computation problems back in time to be checked for correctness without ever being computed "originally."
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Boston Slang

This list is wicked pissa.
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Better Than Blood?



From Popsci:
Oxycyte is the newest product in a family of compounds known as artificial blood. The search for a synthetic substitute for human blood began at least as early as the 19th century, when doctors actually tried using milk to replenish blood loss. With the onset of the AIDS crisis in the early 1980s, pharmaceutical companies took on the cause in force, competing to create an artificial substance that could eliminate the problems—including tainted blood and supply shortages—associated with donated blood. The idea was that these substitutes could replace the use of donated blood in transfusions, during surgery, and in patients who had experienced major blood loss through injury.

Two categories of contenders soon emerged. The first was a red-colored substitute made in part from human or animal hemoglobin, the protein in our red blood cells that carries oxygen. The second was a snow-white, completely synthetic substance made from perfluorocarbons, or PFCs, a compound whose chemical makeup closely resembles the nonstick Teflon in your frying pan. PFCs have the highest gas-dissolving capacity of any liquid and, when used with supplemental oxygen, allow blood to carry many times more oxygen than it normally does (and to carry more oxygen faster and more easily than hemoglobin-based substitutes).
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George Carlin on the 10 Commandments



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Monday, November 13, 2006

Mega Machu Picchu



Incredible.
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Simpsons Movie Trailer



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List of Faux Pas

From Wikipedia. Here is what is listed for Bangladesh:
While it is acceptable for men to shake hands in greetings, women are only permitted to nod.

Eating of rice should be done with only the right hand.

The American thumbs up gesture is considered obscene.

Closing one's eyes during a meal is said to invite demonic possession of the hosts.
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Sunday, November 12, 2006

Library Volunteers Just Say No To Drug Testing

From Gainesville.com:
BRONSON - Levy County's public libraries are struggling to get books checked out or reshelved because retirees who usually handle many of those chores have balked at a requirement that they "pee in a cup" as part of a mandatory drug test for all county volunteers.

"It's not like we are a high-risk group for coming in drunk or high or stoned or whatever," said one volunteer. "This is just a common-sense issue - why are we spending tax money to test 75-year-old grandmothers for marijuana? We should be using that money to buy more books and computers."

The situation has gotten to the point where the pool of 55 volunteers has dwindled to two and the number of hours worked by volunteers in the county's five libraries plunged from 330 in September 2005 to 11 this September, according to county library records. None of the former volunteers contacted by The Sun wanted to be publicly identified in a story about drug-testing.
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10 Greatest Martial Arts Movies of All Time

After hundreds of movies, thousands of eye-popping fight scenes and millions of punches thrown…which ones are the best? Which ones have I been missing out on my whole life? Which ones must I have in my collection in order to not bring shame upon my family name?

We’ve scoured the internet. Reviews. Forums. Amazon. Postings. Bulletins. And this list is what we’ve come up with as the greatest Kung-Fu movies of all time and why you should watch each one. Pay attention to movies involving Yuen Wo-Ping as either director or action director, there’s a reason why half this list is movies where he was involved!
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Woman Upset With Digg

Hmmmm:
I’m not sure how many people read this but I don’t know what else to do! Someone recently posted a private folder from our other website to Digg and caused our host to kick us off! Those of you who have been reading know we are trying to make money posting blogs to this site and the other one and now the whole thing is screwed up. Not only that our host says we owe them $485 for using too many resources or something. How can they do this?

The worst part of all this is the folder that was posted on Digg had our personal images we had taken off our camera and forgot to delete. There were pictures of me in the shower, and (this is so embarassing but those who paid us need an explanation) a few pictures Tim took of me while I was using the bathroom. Who knows how many people saved these to their hard drive before the site went down.

I have since taken all of my pictures offline but if you remember what I look like please email me asap if you see any pictures of me being posted anywhere. I am going to sue every person that posts these as well as the malicious Digg user who thought it would be funny to let the world see images that were meant for OUR EYES ONLY. I am not sure but I am asking the lawyer that is friends with my cousin if we can go after the people that viewed these. It clearly stated that it was a private folder of stolen pictures so I’m sure it’s illegal for anyone to look at them.

Please do not Digg this article. While we have 5 gigs per month here (plenty to handle those pesky Digg users) I do not want anymore trouble out of them. If you are a member of Digg and are reading this tell your damn friends that I will find them and take them to court for messing with me. I have cried all day because there are people probably seeing me naked right now and that is meant for my husband only! My brother works for the FBI on computer crimes and he can find you even if you use a proxy so don’t even try it! If you have pictures taken from my site you better get them off of your computer fast!
(and no, I couldn't find the pics)
(via Reddit)

Update:
Nobody seems to be able to find the original Digg post so this probably is some sort of hoax.
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Colonial Currency



Select any of the subheadings below to view all of our examples of currency emitted in those states. Colonies/ States are listed in alphabetical order followed by Continental Currency. Following the currency are Lottery Tickets and then Fiscal Documents, both are listed chronologically by colony.
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Haggard Begins Spiritual 'Restoration'

From the Washington Post:
DENVER -- There will be prayer, and perhaps the laying on of hands. There will be counseling and a confession. And there will be advice, confrontation and rebuke from "godly men" appointed to oversee the spiritual "restoration" of the Rev. Ted Haggard.

After tumbling from the pinnacle of the American evangelical movement amid allegations he snorted meth and cavorted with a male prostitute, Haggard has agreed to a rehabilitation process that could last three to five years.

"I see success approximately 50 percent of the time," said H.B. London, vice president for church and clergy at Focus on the Family, the conservative Christian ministry in Colorado Springs. "Guys just wear out and they can no longer subject themselves to the process."

Those who fail "end up selling cars or shoes or something, and being miserable and angry the rest of their lives," London said.
I actually have more respect for the profession of car or shoe salesman over the profession of rabbi, priest or pastor. But that's just me...
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Walking on Water



They filled a pool with a mix of cornstarch and water made on a concrete mixer truck. When stress is applied to the liquid it exhibits properties of a solid.
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Borat film 'tricked' poor village actors

Looks like the opening scene from Borat's movie took place in a real village in Romania and they're pissed.
But now the villagers of this tiny, close-knit community have angrily accused the comedian of exploiting them, after discovering his new blockbuster film portrays them as a backward group of rapists, abortionists and prostitutes, who happily engage in casual incest.

They claim film-makers lied to them about the true nature of the project, which they believed would be a documentary about their hardship, rather than a comedy mocking their poverty and isolation.

Villagers say they were paid just £3 each for this humiliation, for a film that took around £27million at the worldwide box office in its first week of release.

Now they are planning to scrape together whatever modest sums they can muster to sue Baron Cohen and fellow film-makers, claiming they never gave their consent to be so cruelly misrepresented.

Disabled Nicu Tudorache said: This is disgusting. They conned us into doing all these things and never told us anything about what was going on. They made us look like primitives, like uncivilised savages. Now they,re making millions but have only paid us 15 lei [around £3].

Cambridge-educated Baron Cohen filmed the opening scenes of the Borat movie in Glod - a village that is actually in Romania, rather than Kazakhstan, and whose name literally translates as 'mud', last summer.
Related:

"Impoverished" frat boys also want to sue Borat: Columbia, South Carolina:Two unsuspecting fraternity boys want to "make a lawsuit" against Borat over their drunken appearance in the hit movie.
The legal action filed on Thursday on their behalf claims they were duped into appearing in the spoof documentary Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, in which they made racist and sexist comments on camera.
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Dawkins on Liberty University



Dawkins' reaction after being informed that Liberty University teaches that dinosaurs were around as recently as a few thousand years ago.
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What American Accent Do You Have

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Boston

You definitely have a Boston accent, even if you think you don't. Of course, that doesn't mean you are from the Boston area, you may also be from New Hampshire or Maine.

The West
The Midland
North Central
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Philadelphia
The Inland North
The South
What American accent do you have?
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Friday, November 10, 2006

Walmart and the Nazi SS Skull T-Shirts



Oh walmart, walmart, walmart...
I stopped in at Wal-Mart today after I got off work. I had to pick up a few things. As I was walking past the men's clothing area, something caught my eye. I noticed something weird over at a wall of t-shirts. One of the t-shirts had a design on it that looked remarkably like something related to Nazis. Specifically, the Totenkopf or "Death’s Head".

I took a picture of it with my camera phone.

The Death's Head symbol was worn by the members of the German Nazi SS. The Totenkopf on the Wal-Mart t-shirt looks very similar to the divisional insignia of the 3rd SS Division Totenkopf. As you can see, It's almost an exact copy.
And Walmart responds:
Good morning. My name is Marshall Manson. I work for Edelman doing online public affairs for Wal-Mart. I noticed your post about the t-shirts that Wal-Mart is selling. I wanted to make sure you saw the company’s statement about this and knew that Wal-Mart is now removing the t-shirts from its stores. Obviously, with a company as big as Wal-Mart, that may take a day or two.

The statement is just below. If you would like to discuss anything, feel free to respond to this e-mail.

Statement from Wal-Mart:

We were not aware of the origins of the image until this morning when we learned about it through the blog Bent Corner.
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"Office Space" Trailer as a Slasher/Thriller



Excellent.
(via Google Blogoscoped)
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Asimov Speaks



The first in our Talks in Time series. From March 3rd, 1974, Isaac Asimov gives a nearly one hour talk to the John Hopkins University on the subject of “Utopian Change”. Phenomenal and still relevent!
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Strange Soviet Buildings



From English Russia:
All these buildings might remind some objects from Sci-Fi movies of the past.

In the former USSR you can meet such buildings. They are not very often but there are some like in this photo series.

Some of the buildings have weird history. For example the building number 3, the “Friendship” hotel attracted a great part of attention from USA intelligence agency. They thought it was some sort of missile launching site.
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