Saturday, December 31, 2005

How To Order Wine Without Looking Like an Asshole

Waiter Rant gives us a few pointers.

23.Tipping on wine. That’s always a tricky question. Here’s an example. I had a guy order a $500 bottle of Barolo and $100 in food. He left me $50 bucks. That’s fair. But I once had a guy order the same thing and leave me $200. Guess who I like better?

24. If you bring your own wine into a restaurant that has a liquor license you’re gonna pay a corking charge. Deal with it. We already let people carry in Starbucks coffee and breast feed their babies at the table. Next thing you know they’ll want to bring their own food.

25. Merlot is a perfectly good wine. Don’t believe all that “Sideways” crap. God I hate that movie!

26. Its wine, not the Blood of Christ. Don’t worship it. Enjoy it.
Posted by Chris at 11:34 AM

How To Order Wine Without Looking Like an Asshole

Waiter Rant gives us a few pointers.

23.Tipping on wine. That’s always a tricky question. Here’s an example. I had a guy order a $500 bottle of Barolo and $100 in food. He left me $50 bucks. That’s fair. But I once had a guy order the same thing and leave me $200. Guess who I like better?

24. If you bring your own wine into a restaurant that has a liquor license you’re gonna pay a corking charge. Deal with it. We already let people carry in Starbucks coffee and breast feed their babies at the table. Next thing you know they’ll want to bring their own food.

25. Merlot is a perfectly good wine. Don’t believe all that “Sideways” crap. God I hate that movie!

26. Its wine, not the Blood of Christ. Don’t worship it. Enjoy it.
Posted by Chris at 11:34 AM

Friday, December 30, 2005

Friday Night Cat Blogging Part Deux

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Good links are slim pickings this week so here is a bonus cat blogging post.
Posted by Chris at 11:34 PM | Comments (1)

Friday Night Cat Blogging Part Deux

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Good links are slim pickings this week so here is a bonus cat blogging post.
Posted by Chris at 11:34 PM | Comments (1)

Friday Night Cat Blogging

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Cynikitty kept trying to knock my copy of Colditz off the desk so I put it in my bookshelf. I come back a few minutes later and he is still trying to get to it. Who knew he was into WWII Nonfiction?
Posted by Chris at 10:52 PM | Comments (5)

Friday Night Cat Blogging

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Cynikitty kept trying to knock my copy of Colditz off the desk so I put it in my bookshelf. I come back a few minutes later and he is still trying to get to it. Who knew he was into WWII Nonfiction?
Posted by Chris at 10:52 PM | Comments (5)

Fired for Blogging about Rachel Ray

This blogger was fired for posting about his experience working at a store which was hosting a Rachel Ray book signing.
Posted by Chris at 9:29 PM

Fired for Blogging about Rachel Ray

This blogger was fired for posting about his experience working at a store which was hosting a Rachel Ray book signing.
Posted by Chris at 9:29 PM

The 1912 Eiffel Tower Jump

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WFMU has a good post complete with video of a man jumping with a custom made parachute from the Eiffel Tower.
Paris, France. Franz Reichelt wearing the parachute that he designed and invented before ascending the Eiffel Tower. Reichelt standing on platform high up on the tower preparing to jump he hovers on the brink for some time and then eventually jumps falling straight down to his death. Police and small crowd around the body of Reichelt as it is carried away, they then measure the depth of the hole made by his fall. The film has French intertitles.
Posted by Chris at 11:49 AM | Comments (2)

The 1912 Eiffel Tower Jump

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WFMU has a good post complete with video of a man jumping with a custom made parachute from the Eiffel Tower.
Paris, France. Franz Reichelt wearing the parachute that he designed and invented before ascending the Eiffel Tower. Reichelt standing on platform high up on the tower preparing to jump he hovers on the brink for some time and then eventually jumps falling straight down to his death. Police and small crowd around the body of Reichelt as it is carried away, they then measure the depth of the hole made by his fall. The film has French intertitles.
Posted by Chris at 11:49 AM | Comments (2)

The 1965 Honeywell Model 316 "Kitchen Computer"

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"The Kitchen Computer. This computer was marketed for the wealthy and savvy housewife. It appeared on the cover of a Neiman-Marcus catalog in 1965. Basically, you could program recipes into the computer and it would store them for you."

"However, it was $10,000 in 1965, and you needed about two weeks' worth of programming to operate it. So, with the purchase, you received some built-in recipes, two weeks' worth of programming, a cookbook, and an apron."
Posted by Chris at 11:17 AM | Comments (4)

The 1965 Honeywell Model 316 "Kitchen Computer"

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"The Kitchen Computer. This computer was marketed for the wealthy and savvy housewife. It appeared on the cover of a Neiman-Marcus catalog in 1965. Basically, you could program recipes into the computer and it would store them for you."

"However, it was $10,000 in 1965, and you needed about two weeks' worth of programming to operate it. So, with the purchase, you received some built-in recipes, two weeks' worth of programming, a cookbook, and an apron."
Posted by Chris at 11:17 AM | Comments (4)

Thursday, December 29, 2005

The Winning Ticket

A google video of a prank played on this poor sap.
After a fake craps dice prank on Thad during Haasfest 2004 was so successful, we had to come up with something for Haasfest 2005 that would top it. The idea was to pre-record a Texas Lotto drawing and a save it on the TIVO. We bought a lottery ticket with the numbers to match that pre-recorded lottery drawing. The day of Haasfest, we asked Thad stop on his way over and buy a couple Lotto tickets. At some point in the night, we swapped the tickets he had bought with the fake tickets. If you ever wanted to know what it felt like to win the lottery, just watch Thad check his numbers.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 8:59 PM | Comments (1)

The Winning Ticket

A google video of a prank played on this poor sap.
After a fake craps dice prank on Thad during Haasfest 2004 was so successful, we had to come up with something for Haasfest 2005 that would top it. The idea was to pre-record a Texas Lotto drawing and a save it on the TIVO. We bought a lottery ticket with the numbers to match that pre-recorded lottery drawing. The day of Haasfest, we asked Thad stop on his way over and buy a couple Lotto tickets. At some point in the night, we swapped the tickets he had bought with the fake tickets. If you ever wanted to know what it felt like to win the lottery, just watch Thad check his numbers.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 8:59 PM | Comments (1)

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(via Daily Kos)
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(via Daily Kos)

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(via Daily Kos)
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(via Daily Kos)

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(via Daily Kos)
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(via Daily Kos)

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(via Daily Kos)
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

The Story of Captain Midnight

It started out as just another Saturday. April 26, 1986. John R. MacDougall, 25, spent the day alone at his satellite TV dealership in Ocala, Florida, waiting for customers who never came. "It was," he says, "a normal day in the doldrums of the satellite TV industry." But that night, MacDougall, 5 feet 11, 225 pounds, and prone to nervously running his fingers through his reddish blond hair and adjusting his glasses, would transform into Captain Midnight and set the world of satellite television spinning.
Posted by Chris at 1:11 PM

The Story of Captain Midnight

It started out as just another Saturday. April 26, 1986. John R. MacDougall, 25, spent the day alone at his satellite TV dealership in Ocala, Florida, waiting for customers who never came. "It was," he says, "a normal day in the doldrums of the satellite TV industry." But that night, MacDougall, 5 feet 11, 225 pounds, and prone to nervously running his fingers through his reddish blond hair and adjusting his glasses, would transform into Captain Midnight and set the world of satellite television spinning.
Posted by Chris at 1:11 PM

Falling Sand

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Addictive. (via Metachat)
Posted by Chris at 10:21 AM | Comments (1)

Falling Sand

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Addictive. (via Metachat)
Posted by Chris at 10:21 AM | Comments (1)

Friday, December 23, 2005

Friday Panda Blogging

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We interrupt this Festivus to bring you pandas. Merci beaucoup Bibi!
Posted by Chris at 9:19 AM | Comments (3)

Friday Panda Blogging

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We interrupt this Festivus to bring you pandas. Merci beaucoup Bibi!
Posted by Chris at 9:19 AM | Comments (3)

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Happy Festivus

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I'll be gone until after Christmas so have a happy whateverholidayyouhappentocelebrate.
Posted by Chris at 9:25 AM | Comments (6)

Happy Festivus

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I'll be gone until after Christmas so have a happy whateverholidayyouhappentocelebrate.
Posted by Chris at 9:25 AM | Comments (6)

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

1946 Documentary / Propoganda film about Despotism

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From Google Video. Oh, those old propaganda films and their fear of despotism creeping up on them with leaders who have unchecked power and unconstitutional wiretaps........
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 12:57 PM | Comments (3)

1946 Documentary / Propoganda film about Despotism

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From Google Video. Oh, those old propaganda films and their fear of despotism creeping up on them with leaders who have unchecked power and unconstitutional wiretaps........
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 12:57 PM | Comments (3)

Paul is Dead

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A good look into the "Paul is Dead" myth.
Did you know that Paul McCartney, the ex-Beatle, never actually left the band because . . . he died in 1966 and was then replaced by a lookalike? It sounds bizarre, and it is. The "Paul is dead" myth is one of the most popular myths set in the world of rock music and perhaps the most fun to follow up.

It all began on October 12, 1969, when Russ Gibb, a DJ for Detroit's underground station WKNR-FM, received a phone call by a man named "Tom," who claimed that some Beatles records contained hidden clues suggesting that Paul McCartney had actually died.

The evidence for a conspiracy revolved around the theory that Paul had been decapitated in an automobile wreck after he left Abbey Road studios in London, where the Beatles recorded their music. Paul had apparently left upset over an argument with the other Beatles, took his Aston Martin sportscar, and perished in a horrible accident that killed him.
Update:
Wikipedia has a great entry on the myth including a list of clues from several albums.
  • The Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band cover appears to be a group of mourners standing in front of a freshly dug grave. McCartney is the only person holding a wooden instrument, representing a coffin, and the instrument is the only one that is black, representing death.
  • The inside cover of the Sgt. Pepper album has Paul wearing an emblem on his shirt sleeve whose initials are believed to be O.P.D. (for "officially pronounced dead").However, it is the emblem of the O.P.P. (Ontario Provincial Police) not O.P.D. (However his supposed replacement was a policeman in Ontario.)
  • An interesting trick is to take a shiny, polished butter knife (or a small mirror) and lay it horizontally across the words "LONELY HEARTS" on the drum on the cover of Sgt. Pepper. The top half of the words, combined with their mirror image, spells out "1 ONE 1 X HE ^ DIE", the 1 ONE means 3 Beatles remain (1 ONE could mean November, the 11th month, and IX is the Roman numeral for 9, so it could also mean November 9, the day of Paul's death), and the X crosses out Paul. The ^ points up to Paul.
  • Also on the back cover, George Harrison is pointing to the lyric "Wednesday morning at five o'clock as the day begins" from the song "She's Leaving Home", a reference to the day and time when Paul crashed and was killed.
And so on and so on. I'm convinced!
Posted by Chris at 11:19 AM | Comments (1)

Paul is Dead

AbbeyRoad.jpg

A good look into the "Paul is Dead" myth.
Did you know that Paul McCartney, the ex-Beatle, never actually left the band because . . . he died in 1966 and was then replaced by a lookalike? It sounds bizarre, and it is. The "Paul is dead" myth is one of the most popular myths set in the world of rock music and perhaps the most fun to follow up.

It all began on October 12, 1969, when Russ Gibb, a DJ for Detroit's underground station WKNR-FM, received a phone call by a man named "Tom," who claimed that some Beatles records contained hidden clues suggesting that Paul McCartney had actually died.

The evidence for a conspiracy revolved around the theory that Paul had been decapitated in an automobile wreck after he left Abbey Road studios in London, where the Beatles recorded their music. Paul had apparently left upset over an argument with the other Beatles, took his Aston Martin sportscar, and perished in a horrible accident that killed him.
Update:
Wikipedia has a great entry on the myth including a list of clues from several albums.
  • The Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band cover appears to be a group of mourners standing in front of a freshly dug grave. McCartney is the only person holding a wooden instrument, representing a coffin, and the instrument is the only one that is black, representing death.
  • The inside cover of the Sgt. Pepper album has Paul wearing an emblem on his shirt sleeve whose initials are believed to be O.P.D. (for "officially pronounced dead").However, it is the emblem of the O.P.P. (Ontario Provincial Police) not O.P.D. (However his supposed replacement was a policeman in Ontario.)
  • An interesting trick is to take a shiny, polished butter knife (or a small mirror) and lay it horizontally across the words "LONELY HEARTS" on the drum on the cover of Sgt. Pepper. The top half of the words, combined with their mirror image, spells out "1 ONE 1 X HE ^ DIE", the 1 ONE means 3 Beatles remain (1 ONE could mean November, the 11th month, and IX is the Roman numeral for 9, so it could also mean November 9, the day of Paul's death), and the X crosses out Paul. The ^ points up to Paul.
  • Also on the back cover, George Harrison is pointing to the lyric "Wednesday morning at five o'clock as the day begins" from the song "She's Leaving Home", a reference to the day and time when Paul crashed and was killed.
And so on and so on. I'm convinced!
Posted by Chris at 11:19 AM | Comments (1)

The X-Ray Art of Photographer Judith K McMillan

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The work of photographer Judith K. McMillan takes the examination of plants to a new realm. Using an X-ray machine as her camera, McMillan photographs the internal structures of plants, revealing the beauty of natural forms invisible to the human eye. Judith McMillan’s images are ephemeral, eerie, and beautiful. The gladioli, poppies, water lilies, orchids, locust seeds and ferns that become the focus of her work take on a strangely translucent life, opening our minds to an alternate view of reality.
(via Rashomon)
Posted by Chris at 10:42 AM | Comments (1)

The X-Ray Art of Photographer Judith K McMillan

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The work of photographer Judith K. McMillan takes the examination of plants to a new realm. Using an X-ray machine as her camera, McMillan photographs the internal structures of plants, revealing the beauty of natural forms invisible to the human eye. Judith McMillan’s images are ephemeral, eerie, and beautiful. The gladioli, poppies, water lilies, orchids, locust seeds and ferns that become the focus of her work take on a strangely translucent life, opening our minds to an alternate view of reality.
(via Rashomon)
Posted by Chris at 10:42 AM | Comments (1)

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Bush Speech April 2004

Ooops.
Secondly, there are such things as roving wiretaps. Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so. It's important for our fellow citizens to understand, when you think Patriot Act, constitutional guarantees are in place when it comes to doing what is necessary to protect our homeland, because we value the Constitution.
(via Atrios)
Posted by Chris at 10:04 AM | Comments (1)

Bush Speech April 2004

Ooops.
Secondly, there are such things as roving wiretaps. Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so. It's important for our fellow citizens to understand, when you think Patriot Act, constitutional guarantees are in place when it comes to doing what is necessary to protect our homeland, because we value the Constitution.
(via Atrios)
Posted by Chris at 10:04 AM | Comments (1)

Lazy Sunday

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This seems to be the link du jour out in blogland today and for good reason. A short gangsta rap style video of two guys going to see The Chronicles of Narnia. Brilliant.
Posted by Chris at 9:55 AM | Comments (5)

Lazy Sunday

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This seems to be the link du jour out in blogland today and for good reason. A short gangsta rap style video of two guys going to see The Chronicles of Narnia. Brilliant.
Posted by Chris at 9:55 AM | Comments (5)

Terrorists Target Mini-Golf Course

When the Dept. of Homeland Security is involved, all headlines seem like they come from The Onion.
SAN JOSE (AP) -- San Jose officials are still wondering how a miniature golf course landed on a federal list of the most attractive terrorist targets.

Local officials said Thursday they were shocked to learn that Emerald Hills Golfland, a three-acre theme park with two miniature golf courses, had been placed on a Homeland Security watch list.

"The moment we realized it was on the list, it was taken off," said San Jose police officer Rubens Dalaison, who handles "critical infrastructure assessment" for the department. "I myself took it off."

But the list remains secret, and even San Jose Congresswoman Zoe Lofgren, who is the ranking minority member of a House subcommittee on terrorism risk assessment, said she did not know whether it is still listed.
Posted by Chris at 9:03 AM | Comments (2)

Terrorists Target Mini-Golf Course

When the Dept. of Homeland Security is involved, all headlines seem like they come from The Onion.
SAN JOSE (AP) -- San Jose officials are still wondering how a miniature golf course landed on a federal list of the most attractive terrorist targets.

Local officials said Thursday they were shocked to learn that Emerald Hills Golfland, a three-acre theme park with two miniature golf courses, had been placed on a Homeland Security watch list.

"The moment we realized it was on the list, it was taken off," said San Jose police officer Rubens Dalaison, who handles "critical infrastructure assessment" for the department. "I myself took it off."

But the list remains secret, and even San Jose Congresswoman Zoe Lofgren, who is the ranking minority member of a House subcommittee on terrorism risk assessment, said she did not know whether it is still listed.
Posted by Chris at 9:03 AM | Comments (2)

Monday, December 19, 2005

Archived Paleontology Field Photographs

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Wonderful photos from the American Museum of Natural History.
(via Jaf Project)
Posted by Chris at 11:27 AM

Archived Paleontology Field Photographs

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Wonderful photos from the American Museum of Natural History.
(via Jaf Project)
Posted by Chris at 11:27 AM

The Mathematics of Sudoku

A longish article in American Scientist on Sudoku. (via Backwards City)
Posted by Chris at 10:49 AM | Comments (3)

The Mathematics of Sudoku

A longish article in American Scientist on Sudoku. (via Backwards City)
Posted by Chris at 10:49 AM | Comments (3)

A Cats Christmas

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Two cats show how to assemble a Christmas tree. Cynicat should watch this. He only seems to know how to dissassemble.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 10:36 AM | Comments (1)

A Cats Christmas

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Two cats show how to assemble a Christmas tree. Cynicat should watch this. He only seems to know how to dissassemble.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 10:36 AM | Comments (1)

Micro Dwellings

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For those who always wanted to live in the LEM.
MICRO DWELLINGS is a system for making low cost dwellings of variable sizes for any number of persons. It consists of movable housing modules that can form different configurations on land, on water and under water. The system allows for a diversity of materials as well as changes and adaptations. The MICRO DWELLINGS are modular, can be scaled up and down, and expand and grow together with other systems into small communities. The MICRO DWELLINGS can be built onto rooftops of existing buildings or be suspended from a bridge or a wall. The modules can be mounted on wheels to become mobile or be connected to form floating constructions. As is the case with the version shown in this manual, they can also be made as watertight, amphibian houses that can be completely submerged or partly elevated to the water surface.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 10:29 AM | Comments (1)

Micro Dwellings

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For those who always wanted to live in the LEM.
MICRO DWELLINGS is a system for making low cost dwellings of variable sizes for any number of persons. It consists of movable housing modules that can form different configurations on land, on water and under water. The system allows for a diversity of materials as well as changes and adaptations. The MICRO DWELLINGS are modular, can be scaled up and down, and expand and grow together with other systems into small communities. The MICRO DWELLINGS can be built onto rooftops of existing buildings or be suspended from a bridge or a wall. The modules can be mounted on wheels to become mobile or be connected to form floating constructions. As is the case with the version shown in this manual, they can also be made as watertight, amphibian houses that can be completely submerged or partly elevated to the water surface.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 10:29 AM | Comments (1)

Fantastic Fiction

Looks like an interesting alternative to Amazon while searching for info about a book or author.
Bibliographies for over 7000 authors. Use the browse menu on the left to find an author by surname, or use the search boxes on the right to search for an author or book

Information on over 150,000 books. Throughout the site, just click on a book to see its cover picture, description and publication details
Posted by Chris at 9:59 AM

Fantastic Fiction

Looks like an interesting alternative to Amazon while searching for info about a book or author.
Bibliographies for over 7000 authors. Use the browse menu on the left to find an author by surname, or use the search boxes on the right to search for an author or book

Information on over 150,000 books. Throughout the site, just click on a book to see its cover picture, description and publication details
Posted by Chris at 9:59 AM

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Reader Submission Links

Looks like another busy week (I hate the holidays) so thanks to my readers for sending me in some good links so that this blog doesn't come to a screeching halt.

NASA fakes moon landings. I'm convinced. (Thanks Jason)

STD Internet Notification Service. You've Got AIDS. (Thanks Anon)

A weird story on knitting graffiti. (Thanks Andrea)
Posted by Chris at 9:16 PM

Reader Submission Links

Looks like another busy week (I hate the holidays) so thanks to my readers for sending me in some good links so that this blog doesn't come to a screeching halt.

NASA fakes moon landings. I'm convinced. (Thanks Jason)

STD Internet Notification Service. You've Got AIDS. (Thanks Anon)

A weird story on knitting graffiti. (Thanks Andrea)
Posted by Chris at 9:16 PM

It's a Wonderful Internet

Here's a snazzy Flash site which creates a virtual popup book.
(via Linkfilter)
Posted by Chris at 2:45 PM | Comments (3)

It's a Wonderful Internet

Here's a snazzy Flash site which creates a virtual popup book.
(via Linkfilter)
Posted by Chris at 2:45 PM | Comments (3)

Friday, December 16, 2005

Friday Cat Bloggin'

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Things are hectic at Cynical-C & Associates Inc. Ltd. Corp. so I think now is the perfect time to let Cynicat take over a post. Much like Family Guy, Cynicat had been on hiatus until overwhelming demand for him has forced me to bring him back for a few Fridays or until I get sick of chasing him around my apartment with a camera.

I am going to put my Casey Cassum hat on for a second and publish a letter sent in by reader Markus who was adamant that I bring back Cat Blogging.
Dear Chris

Thank you very much for your reply. I will try to explain what cats mean to me in general, and cynicat in particular. I have grown up with my parent's cats around me, and I enjoyed their presence very much. Every time I visit them, I am petting them as long as they allow me to. Likewise, some of my friends and neighbours have cats, and while I don't have enough time to care for a cat myself, I always play with them whenever they want.

From this you may infer that I have seen quite a lot of cats during my life, and the photos you've posted suggest that you've had the luck to get a particularly amiable one. It has beautiful eyes and takes an impressive variety of positions on the furniture. Every time I - and my girl-friend, by the way, in case you're counting votes - see and read you blogging about cynicat, we are enraptured by its sight and your funny comments. The other user's comments are generally worth reading, too, but I usually don't bother to add mine. I could take that up if it helps keeping the cat blogging alive.

Looking forward to next Friday,
Markus

P.S. Writing the penultimate line reminded me that we will get married next Friday. Greetings from Cynicat would be the ideal wedding present ;-)
Thanks Markus. I asked Cynicat to wish you luck in marriage but he just sat there, staring at me in stony silence with inquisitive cat eyes that seemed to say, "Are you going to feed me you asshole or am I going to have to learn to use a can opener?"

Congratulations Markus and may your marriage be blessed with plenty of kittens. But no children though. Children are horrible.
Posted by Chris at 2:00 PM | Comments (12)

Friday Cat Bloggin'

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Things are hectic at Cynical-C & Associates Inc. Ltd. Corp. so I think now is the perfect time to let Cynicat take over a post. Much like Family Guy, Cynicat had been on hiatus until overwhelming demand for him has forced me to bring him back for a few Fridays or until I get sick of chasing him around my apartment with a camera.

I am going to put my Casey Cassum hat on for a second and publish a letter sent in by reader Markus who was adamant that I bring back Cat Blogging.
Dear Chris

Thank you very much for your reply. I will try to explain what cats mean to me in general, and cynicat in particular. I have grown up with my parent's cats around me, and I enjoyed their presence very much. Every time I visit them, I am petting them as long as they allow me to. Likewise, some of my friends and neighbours have cats, and while I don't have enough time to care for a cat myself, I always play with them whenever they want.

From this you may infer that I have seen quite a lot of cats during my life, and the photos you've posted suggest that you've had the luck to get a particularly amiable one. It has beautiful eyes and takes an impressive variety of positions on the furniture. Every time I - and my girl-friend, by the way, in case you're counting votes - see and read you blogging about cynicat, we are enraptured by its sight and your funny comments. The other user's comments are generally worth reading, too, but I usually don't bother to add mine. I could take that up if it helps keeping the cat blogging alive.

Looking forward to next Friday,
Markus

P.S. Writing the penultimate line reminded me that we will get married next Friday. Greetings from Cynicat would be the ideal wedding present ;-)
Thanks Markus. I asked Cynicat to wish you luck in marriage but he just sat there, staring at me in stony silence with inquisitive cat eyes that seemed to say, "Are you going to feed me you asshole or am I going to have to learn to use a can opener?"

Congratulations Markus and may your marriage be blessed with plenty of kittens. But no children though. Children are horrible.
Posted by Chris at 2:00 PM | Comments (12)

The 9 Month Old Terrorist

This shit is getting ridiculous.
Sarah Zapolsky was checking in for a flight to Italy when she discovered that her 9-month-old son's name was on the United States' "no fly" list of suspected terrorists.

"We pointed down to the stroller, and he sat there and gurgled," Zapolsky said, recalling the July incident at Dulles International Airport outside Washington, D.C. "The desk agent started laughing...She couldn't print us out a boarding pass because he's on the no-fly list."

Zapolsky, who did not want her son's name made public, said she was initially amused by the mix-up. "But when I found out you can't actually get off the list, I started to get a bit annoyed."

She isn't alone.

According to the Transportation Security Administration, more than 28,000 people have applied to the TSA redress office to get on the "cleared list," which takes note of individuals whose names are similar to those on the terrorism watch list, but even getting on that list does not guarantee an end to hassles related to the no-fly list.
(Thanks PVC)
Posted by Chris at 9:56 AM | Comments (2)

The 9 Month Old Terrorist

This shit is getting ridiculous.
Sarah Zapolsky was checking in for a flight to Italy when she discovered that her 9-month-old son's name was on the United States' "no fly" list of suspected terrorists.

"We pointed down to the stroller, and he sat there and gurgled," Zapolsky said, recalling the July incident at Dulles International Airport outside Washington, D.C. "The desk agent started laughing...She couldn't print us out a boarding pass because he's on the no-fly list."

Zapolsky, who did not want her son's name made public, said she was initially amused by the mix-up. "But when I found out you can't actually get off the list, I started to get a bit annoyed."

She isn't alone.

According to the Transportation Security Administration, more than 28,000 people have applied to the TSA redress office to get on the "cleared list," which takes note of individuals whose names are similar to those on the terrorism watch list, but even getting on that list does not guarantee an end to hassles related to the no-fly list.
(Thanks PVC)
Posted by Chris at 9:56 AM | Comments (2)

Thursday, December 15, 2005

The Problem with God: Interview with Richard Dawkins

Excellent interview.
What do you wish people knew about evolution?

They need to understand what evolution is about. Many of them don’t. I was truly shocked to be told by two separate religious leaders in this country [the U.S.] a few weeks ago--they both said something to the effect that, “I’ll believe in evolution when I see a tailed monkey give birth to a human.”

That is staggering ignorance of what evolutionary science is about; if they think that’s what evolutionists believe, no wonder they’re skeptical of it. How can a civilized country have adult people in positions of leadership who know so stunningly little about the leading biological concept?
Well, of course it is. Wouldn’t it be lovely to believe in an imaginary friend who listens to your thoughts, listens to your prayers, comforts you, consoles you, gives you life after death, can give you advice? Of course it’s satisfying, if you can believe it. But who wants to believe a lie?
(via Kottke)
Posted by Chris at 3:48 PM | Comments (5)

The Problem with God: Interview with Richard Dawkins

Excellent interview.
What do you wish people knew about evolution?

They need to understand what evolution is about. Many of them don’t. I was truly shocked to be told by two separate religious leaders in this country [the U.S.] a few weeks ago--they both said something to the effect that, “I’ll believe in evolution when I see a tailed monkey give birth to a human.”

That is staggering ignorance of what evolutionary science is about; if they think that’s what evolutionists believe, no wonder they’re skeptical of it. How can a civilized country have adult people in positions of leadership who know so stunningly little about the leading biological concept?
Well, of course it is. Wouldn’t it be lovely to believe in an imaginary friend who listens to your thoughts, listens to your prayers, comforts you, consoles you, gives you life after death, can give you advice? Of course it’s satisfying, if you can believe it. But who wants to believe a lie?
(via Kottke)
Posted by Chris at 3:48 PM | Comments (5)

Remember To Release the Bowling Ball

Nice form.(embedded vid)

Update:
Thanks to Dan in the comments for the article detailing the video.
After Machuga clinched the title match with two strikes in the 10th frame, he surprised everyone by doing his famous "Machuga Flop", hanging onto the ball and flinging himself down the lane. Since he never let go of the ball, there was no official rules violation, so Machuga followed that by striking on his final shot.
Posted by Chris at 12:43 PM | Comments (4)

Remember To Release the Bowling Ball

Nice form.(embedded vid)

Update:
Thanks to Dan in the comments for the article detailing the video.
After Machuga clinched the title match with two strikes in the 10th frame, he surprised everyone by doing his famous "Machuga Flop", hanging onto the ball and flinging himself down the lane. Since he never let go of the ball, there was no official rules violation, so Machuga followed that by striking on his final shot.
Posted by Chris at 12:43 PM | Comments (4)

The Mad Gasser of Mattoon

Interesting story from Damn Interesting.
On September 2, 1944, as the Second World War was in progress in Europe and the Pacific, some strange happenings were reported in the small town of Mattoon, Illinois. The front page of the town's newspaper described a mysterious attack by an "Anesthetic Prowler" the previous evening. A young housewife named Aline Kearney had been laying in bed reading the newspaper when she noticed a strong, sweet odor seeping into the room. The smell made her and her three-year-old daughter feel ill, but when Aline tried to get out of bed, she found that she couldn't move her legs.
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM

The Mad Gasser of Mattoon

Interesting story from Damn Interesting.
On September 2, 1944, as the Second World War was in progress in Europe and the Pacific, some strange happenings were reported in the small town of Mattoon, Illinois. The front page of the town's newspaper described a mysterious attack by an "Anesthetic Prowler" the previous evening. A young housewife named Aline Kearney had been laying in bed reading the newspaper when she noticed a strong, sweet odor seeping into the room. The smell made her and her three-year-old daughter feel ill, but when Aline tried to get out of bed, she found that she couldn't move her legs.
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM

Celebrities Playing Table Tennis

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502 photos (and counting) of celebrities playing table tennis.
(via Bibi's Box)
Posted by Chris at 7:02 AM | Comments (1)

Celebrities Playing Table Tennis

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502 photos (and counting) of celebrities playing table tennis.
(via Bibi's Box)
Posted by Chris at 7:02 AM | Comments (1)

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

How The Original King Kong Movie Was Made

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Great article on the making of the original.
Kong was actually an 18 inch high, poseable model, covered with rabbit hair, that was filmed one frame at a time by stop-motion photography artist Willis O'Brien and his crew (Despite some stories no man in an ape suit was ever employed) on miniature sets of the jungle and New York City. While the stop-motion technique had been around for over a decade, O'Brien and other special effect technicians were able to combine it with other techniques, such as rear projection and miniature projection, to place the actors in the shots with Kong in a way not seen before.
(via Make:Blog)
Posted by Chris at 7:41 PM | Comments (1)

How The Original King Kong Movie Was Made

kongmain.jpg

Great article on the making of the original.
Kong was actually an 18 inch high, poseable model, covered with rabbit hair, that was filmed one frame at a time by stop-motion photography artist Willis O'Brien and his crew (Despite some stories no man in an ape suit was ever employed) on miniature sets of the jungle and New York City. While the stop-motion technique had been around for over a decade, O'Brien and other special effect technicians were able to combine it with other techniques, such as rear projection and miniature projection, to place the actors in the shots with Kong in a way not seen before.
(via Make:Blog)
Posted by Chris at 7:41 PM | Comments (1)

Images in the RSS Feed

I think I am going to have to muck with my .htaccess file later today to stop people from hotlinking to my images. That should stop the hotlinking but I am pretty sure it will disable images being displayed in rss readers. I'll hold off in case anybody has a better solution but all the hotlinking has really started to eat into my bandwidth and I can't really afford to finance an image host for other bloggers who are either too ignorant or just apathetic about bandwidth stealing.

Any suggestions before I apply the brakes?
Posted by Chris at 12:59 PM | Comments (10)

Images in the RSS Feed

I think I am going to have to muck with my .htaccess file later today to stop people from hotlinking to my images. That should stop the hotlinking but I am pretty sure it will disable images being displayed in rss readers. I'll hold off in case anybody has a better solution but all the hotlinking has really started to eat into my bandwidth and I can't really afford to finance an image host for other bloggers who are either too ignorant or just apathetic about bandwidth stealing.

Any suggestions before I apply the brakes?
Posted by Chris at 12:59 PM | Comments (10)

I Am With You Always

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I have linked to the freaky stalkin' Jesus before but hadn't seen that somebody had captioned all of them.
Posted by Chris at 12:49 PM | Comments (2)

I Am With You Always

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I have linked to the freaky stalkin' Jesus before but hadn't seen that somebody had captioned all of them.
Posted by Chris at 12:49 PM | Comments (2)

WoW Funeral

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Recently, a prominent member of a horde guild on the Bronzebeard realm died in real life. His guildmates decided to hold a funeral for him in the game as a way to honor him and chose the only cathedral in the game large enough to really hold the huge numbers of people, horde and alliance alike--the one in Stormwind.

Most of the people knew what was going on and didn't attack the horde entourage as they made their way to the cathedral. The result is something I feel is rather profound:
(via Robot Wisdom)
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM

WoW Funeral

funeral621.jpg

Recently, a prominent member of a horde guild on the Bronzebeard realm died in real life. His guildmates decided to hold a funeral for him in the game as a way to honor him and chose the only cathedral in the game large enough to really hold the huge numbers of people, horde and alliance alike--the one in Stormwind.

Most of the people knew what was going on and didn't attack the horde entourage as they made their way to the cathedral. The result is something I feel is rather profound:
(via Robot Wisdom)
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM

Video of Supercooled Water

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Be sure to watch the vids.
Yesterday morning I went to get some bottled water from my garage. It had been in the garage for over a week, mostly undisturbed. The outside temperature was reportedly -17°C (about 1°F); I imagine the garage was slightly warmer than that, but still below the freezing point of water. I picked up a bottle of water and noticed that it was not frozen. In fact, it was completely liquid. But soon after I disturbed it, the water in the bottle began to crystalize. The water became progressively cloudy from the top down as it froze inside the bottle. The effect was much like the ice creeping along the walls and floors in The Day After Tomorrow.
Posted by Chris at 10:23 AM

Video of Supercooled Water

supercooling11.jpg

Be sure to watch the vids.
Yesterday morning I went to get some bottled water from my garage. It had been in the garage for over a week, mostly undisturbed. The outside temperature was reportedly -17°C (about 1°F); I imagine the garage was slightly warmer than that, but still below the freezing point of water. I picked up a bottle of water and noticed that it was not frozen. In fact, it was completely liquid. But soon after I disturbed it, the water in the bottle began to crystalize. The water became progressively cloudy from the top down as it froze inside the bottle. The effect was much like the ice creeping along the walls and floors in The Day After Tomorrow.
Posted by Chris at 10:23 AM

The Antarctic Snow Cruiser

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Wow, check out this beast. The site has video clips if the cruiser in action along with plenty of pictures.
In the spring of 1939 the Research Foundation learned that the government was considering appropriations for a possible Antarctic expedition. Mr. Vagtborg and Dr. Poulter presented the completed plans for the Snow Cruiser to the expedition officials in Washington on April 29, 1939. The officials were enthusiastic over the idea and it was agreed the Foundation would supervise the construction and finance the cost, estimated at $150,000. The Snow Cruiser would then be loaned to the U.S. Antarctic Service, who would defray the costs of operation and maintenance, and then return the Cruiser to the Foundation upon return of the expedition.
How did it work out?
The Snow Cruiser failed to perform up to expectations. The tires sank deeply into the snow and spun too easily. In an attempt to improve the cruiser’s performance, the crew attached the two spare wheels and tires to the front front wheels, increasing the surface area of the tires by 50 percent. To improve traction, they installed chains on the smooth rear tires.
(via We Make Money Not Art)
Posted by Chris at 10:12 AM | Comments (1)

The Antarctic Snow Cruiser

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Wow, check out this beast. The site has video clips if the cruiser in action along with plenty of pictures.
In the spring of 1939 the Research Foundation learned that the government was considering appropriations for a possible Antarctic expedition. Mr. Vagtborg and Dr. Poulter presented the completed plans for the Snow Cruiser to the expedition officials in Washington on April 29, 1939. The officials were enthusiastic over the idea and it was agreed the Foundation would supervise the construction and finance the cost, estimated at $150,000. The Snow Cruiser would then be loaned to the U.S. Antarctic Service, who would defray the costs of operation and maintenance, and then return the Cruiser to the Foundation upon return of the expedition.
How did it work out?
The Snow Cruiser failed to perform up to expectations. The tires sank deeply into the snow and spun too easily. In an attempt to improve the cruiser’s performance, the crew attached the two spare wheels and tires to the front front wheels, increasing the surface area of the tires by 50 percent. To improve traction, they installed chains on the smooth rear tires.
(via We Make Money Not Art)
Posted by Chris at 10:12 AM | Comments (1)

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Galumpia Adult

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My favorite part about Galumpia is apparently their first host closed the site down for having no pornographic images whatsoever.
Posted by Chris at 9:16 PM

Galumpia Adult

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My favorite part about Galumpia is apparently their first host closed the site down for having no pornographic images whatsoever.
Posted by Chris at 9:16 PM

The Rohonczi Codex

You can find the complete Rohonczi Codex scanned here. For those who have never heard of the Rohonczi Codex before, Wikipedia has a nice primer.
The codex has 448 paper pages (12x10 cm), each one having between 9 and 14 rows of letters. Beside the text, there are 87 illustrations that include religious, laic and military scenes. The crude illustrations seem to indicate an environment where Christian, pagan and even Muslim religions coexist, as the symbols of the cross, crescent and sun/swastika are omnipresent.

The number of symbols used in the Codex is about 10 times higher than any known alphabet, but some letters are used rarely, so they might represent pictograms, instead of letters. The justification of the right margin would seem to imply the symbols were transcribed from right to left.

The study of the paper on which it is written shows that it is probably a Venetian paper made in the 1530s. However, it may be simply transcribed from an earlier source.
Reminds me of the Voynich Manuscript.
Posted by Chris at 3:29 PM

The Rohonczi Codex

You can find the complete Rohonczi Codex scanned here. For those who have never heard of the Rohonczi Codex before, Wikipedia has a nice primer.
The codex has 448 paper pages (12x10 cm), each one having between 9 and 14 rows of letters. Beside the text, there are 87 illustrations that include religious, laic and military scenes. The crude illustrations seem to indicate an environment where Christian, pagan and even Muslim religions coexist, as the symbols of the cross, crescent and sun/swastika are omnipresent.

The number of symbols used in the Codex is about 10 times higher than any known alphabet, but some letters are used rarely, so they might represent pictograms, instead of letters. The justification of the right margin would seem to imply the symbols were transcribed from right to left.

The study of the paper on which it is written shows that it is probably a Venetian paper made in the 1530s. However, it may be simply transcribed from an earlier source.
Reminds me of the Voynich Manuscript.
Posted by Chris at 3:29 PM

Does the Philip K. Dick Android Dream of...

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Google Video of a Philip K. Dick robot at the AAAI 2005 conference in Pittsburgh.
Posted by Chris at 3:19 PM | Comments (1)

Does the Philip K. Dick Android Dream of...

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Google Video of a Philip K. Dick robot at the AAAI 2005 conference in Pittsburgh.
Posted by Chris at 3:19 PM | Comments (1)

The Seven Worse Moments of the Star Wars Holiday Special

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This special only aired once, and was immediately hidden deep in the archives, as all persons involved attempted very hard to forget about its existence. The only way its been viewed since that initial, infamous airing is thanks to a small collection of people who recorded it on their home VCRs and then sent the tapes into circulation, passing them from fan to fan in a strange network of geeks and masochists who feel some need to view the atrocity. I have recalled here for you some of the moments that I find particularly terrible (and often amusing) from the Holiday Special.
I have no recollection of the Star Wars holiday special which is odd since at the time everything I owned was Star Wars related, but I must not have seen it because there is no way I would have forgotten this:
Bea Arthur as owner of Mos Eisley Cantina (remember, this is the place which is supposed to be the most “wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy) performing a strange bar song for the benefit of her amusingly drunk patrons. Just the concept of Bea as the owner is offensive enough, but a song routine? This special rapidly descends into some weird comedy variety hour.
A quick google search shows that there is an entire website dedicated to the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Posted by Chris at 11:43 AM | Comments (6)

The Seven Worse Moments of the Star Wars Holiday Special

chewie_family_1.jpg

This special only aired once, and was immediately hidden deep in the archives, as all persons involved attempted very hard to forget about its existence. The only way its been viewed since that initial, infamous airing is thanks to a small collection of people who recorded it on their home VCRs and then sent the tapes into circulation, passing them from fan to fan in a strange network of geeks and masochists who feel some need to view the atrocity. I have recalled here for you some of the moments that I find particularly terrible (and often amusing) from the Holiday Special.
I have no recollection of the Star Wars holiday special which is odd since at the time everything I owned was Star Wars related, but I must not have seen it because there is no way I would have forgotten this:
Bea Arthur as owner of Mos Eisley Cantina (remember, this is the place which is supposed to be the most “wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy) performing a strange bar song for the benefit of her amusingly drunk patrons. Just the concept of Bea as the owner is offensive enough, but a song routine? This special rapidly descends into some weird comedy variety hour.
A quick google search shows that there is an entire website dedicated to the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Posted by Chris at 11:43 AM | Comments (6)

Complete Audio of the Execution Tapes

Below is the complete collection of subpoenaed Georgia execution tapes, totaling more than eight hours of audio. These RealAudio files are transfers of the raw, unedited tapes. Some of the tapes begin after the execution has started or end before the procedure has been completed. Any gaps in the files exist on the original tapes themselves.
Posted by Chris at 11:39 AM

Complete Audio of the Execution Tapes

Below is the complete collection of subpoenaed Georgia execution tapes, totaling more than eight hours of audio. These RealAudio files are transfers of the raw, unedited tapes. Some of the tapes begin after the execution has started or end before the procedure has been completed. Any gaps in the files exist on the original tapes themselves.
Posted by Chris at 11:39 AM

Wikipedia Class Action Lawsuit

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There is now a website dedicated to a potential class action suit against Wikipedia.
WikipediaClassAction.org is currently gathering complaints from the entire Internet community, including individuals, corporations, partnerships, etc., who believe that they have been defamed and or who have been or are the subject of anonymous and malicious postings to the popular online encyclopedia WikiPedia.

Alternatively, if you are aware of postings on Wikipedia that are either untrue and or potentially libellous to another, please contact them and make them aware of the offending content and this website so that they may file a complaint with our group.

Our intention and the purpose of this website is multi-fold. Specifically, we seek to achieve the following:

* Expose the inherent faults and flaws of the Wikipedia online encyclopedia

* Force Wikimedia Foundation Inc., through legal action, to change its current practices that permit anyone to post content to their website, without formal attribution and without recourse back to Wikimedia Foundation and or the author of the content

* Recover substantial monetary damages, on behalf of those who have suffered as a direct result of Wikimedia's flawed business model

* Establish a precedent that will ensure similar websites are held responsible for their content
Sigh, I guess this was inevitable at some point. Wikipedia's strength in allowing anybody to edit their content is also its biggest weakness. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

BTW, I am and have always been a huge fan of Wikipedia. It is by far the best general knowledge encyclopedia that you can find online. I never take any of the information that I get from Wikipedia as gospel, although I don't even take the gospels as gospel.
Posted by Chris at 10:49 AM | Comments (10)

Wikipedia Class Action Lawsuit

wiki-logo.jpg

There is now a website dedicated to a potential class action suit against Wikipedia.
WikipediaClassAction.org is currently gathering complaints from the entire Internet community, including individuals, corporations, partnerships, etc., who believe that they have been defamed and or who have been or are the subject of anonymous and malicious postings to the popular online encyclopedia WikiPedia.

Alternatively, if you are aware of postings on Wikipedia that are either untrue and or potentially libellous to another, please contact them and make them aware of the offending content and this website so that they may file a complaint with our group.

Our intention and the purpose of this website is multi-fold. Specifically, we seek to achieve the following:

* Expose the inherent faults and flaws of the Wikipedia online encyclopedia

* Force Wikimedia Foundation Inc., through legal action, to change its current practices that permit anyone to post content to their website, without formal attribution and without recourse back to Wikimedia Foundation and or the author of the content

* Recover substantial monetary damages, on behalf of those who have suffered as a direct result of Wikimedia's flawed business model

* Establish a precedent that will ensure similar websites are held responsible for their content
Sigh, I guess this was inevitable at some point. Wikipedia's strength in allowing anybody to edit their content is also its biggest weakness. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

BTW, I am and have always been a huge fan of Wikipedia. It is by far the best general knowledge encyclopedia that you can find online. I never take any of the information that I get from Wikipedia as gospel, although I don't even take the gospels as gospel.
Posted by Chris at 10:49 AM | Comments (10)

Give The Jew Girl Toys

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The war on Christmas rages on. Bill O'Reilly is turning in his grave I'm sure.
(via Screenhead)
Update:
Bill O'Reilly is still alive. Anybody care?
Posted by Chris at 10:33 AM | Comments (3)

Give The Jew Girl Toys

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The war on Christmas rages on. Bill O'Reilly is turning in his grave I'm sure.
(via Screenhead)
Update:
Bill O'Reilly is still alive. Anybody care?
Posted by Chris at 10:33 AM | Comments (3)

How To Make Fake Glass (Sugar Glass)

For those aspiring fx people out there.
Posted by Chris at 9:59 AM

How To Make Fake Glass (Sugar Glass)

For those aspiring fx people out there.
Posted by Chris at 9:59 AM

Unusual Scholarships

Anybody apply for any of these?
Klingon Language Institute Scholarship
The Kor Memorial Scholarship is awarded by the Klingon Language Institute to recognize and encourage scholarship in the field of language study. Familiarity with Klingon or other constructed languages is not required, but creativity is preferred. The $500 award is open to undergraduate and graduate students. Nominations must be submitted by academic department chairs and/or deans. Only one undergraduate student and one graduate student may be nominated by each department chair or dean. The deadline is June 1. For more information, write to:
Klingon Language Institute
Kor Memorial Scholarship
PO Box 634
Flourtown, PA 19031
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 9:46 AM

Unusual Scholarships

Anybody apply for any of these?
Klingon Language Institute Scholarship
The Kor Memorial Scholarship is awarded by the Klingon Language Institute to recognize and encourage scholarship in the field of language study. Familiarity with Klingon or other constructed languages is not required, but creativity is preferred. The $500 award is open to undergraduate and graduate students. Nominations must be submitted by academic department chairs and/or deans. Only one undergraduate student and one graduate student may be nominated by each department chair or dean. The deadline is June 1. For more information, write to:
Klingon Language Institute
Kor Memorial Scholarship
PO Box 634
Flourtown, PA 19031
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 9:46 AM

Monday, December 12, 2005

Cute Overload

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Above is a cute picture as long as those mugs don't contain boiling hot coffee.
At Cute Overload®, we scour the Web for only the finest in Cute Imagery™. Imagery that is Worth Your Internet Browsing Time. We offer an overwhelming amount of cuteness to fill your daily visual allowance. Drink it in!
Posted by Chris at 9:27 PM | Comments (7)

Cute Overload

44334153_3e9114058d.jpg
Above is a cute picture as long as those mugs don't contain boiling hot coffee.
At Cute Overload®, we scour the Web for only the finest in Cute Imagery™. Imagery that is Worth Your Internet Browsing Time. We offer an overwhelming amount of cuteness to fill your daily visual allowance. Drink it in!
Posted by Chris at 9:27 PM | Comments (7)

The 1943 Detroit Race Riots

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Even before the attack on Pearl Harbor, the federal government was concerned about providing housing for the workers who were beginning to pour into the area. On June 4, 1941, the Detroit Housing Commission approved two sites for defense housing projects--one for whites, one for blacks. The site originally selected by the commission for black workers was in a predominantly black area. But the federal government chose a site at Nevada and Fenelon streets, a white neighborhood.

The Rev. Horace White, the only black member of the Housing Commission, stated, "As much as I disagree with the site selection, the housing shortage in Detroit is so acute, particularly among Negroes, that I feel we should cooperate."

On Sept. 29, the project was named Sojourner Truth, in memory of the female Negro leader and poet of Civil War days. Despite being completed on Dec. 15, no tenants moved into the homes because of mounting opposition from the white neighborhood.

On Jan. 20, 1942, Washington informed the Housing Commission that the Sojourner Truth project would be for whites and another site would be selected for black workers. But when a suitable site for blacks could not be found, Washington housing authorities agreed to allow blacks into the finished homes.

On Feb. 27, with a cross burning in a field near the homes, 150 angry whites picketed the project vowing to keep out any black homeowners. By dawn the following day, the crowd had grown to 1,200, many of whom were armed.
Posted by Chris at 11:23 AM

The 1943 Detroit Race Riots

rollover.jpg

Even before the attack on Pearl Harbor, the federal government was concerned about providing housing for the workers who were beginning to pour into the area. On June 4, 1941, the Detroit Housing Commission approved two sites for defense housing projects--one for whites, one for blacks. The site originally selected by the commission for black workers was in a predominantly black area. But the federal government chose a site at Nevada and Fenelon streets, a white neighborhood.

The Rev. Horace White, the only black member of the Housing Commission, stated, "As much as I disagree with the site selection, the housing shortage in Detroit is so acute, particularly among Negroes, that I feel we should cooperate."

On Sept. 29, the project was named Sojourner Truth, in memory of the female Negro leader and poet of Civil War days. Despite being completed on Dec. 15, no tenants moved into the homes because of mounting opposition from the white neighborhood.

On Jan. 20, 1942, Washington informed the Housing Commission that the Sojourner Truth project would be for whites and another site would be selected for black workers. But when a suitable site for blacks could not be found, Washington housing authorities agreed to allow blacks into the finished homes.

On Feb. 27, with a cross burning in a field near the homes, 150 angry whites picketed the project vowing to keep out any black homeowners. By dawn the following day, the crowd had grown to 1,200, many of whom were armed.
Posted by Chris at 11:23 AM

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Lovecraftian Jewlry

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Cthulhu is sooo in this year.
(via The Mystery of the Haunted Vampire)
Posted by Chris at 4:24 PM

Lovecraftian Jewlry

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Cthulhu is sooo in this year.
(via The Mystery of the Haunted Vampire)
Posted by Chris at 4:24 PM

Update on the "False Wikipedia Biography" Post

A few weeks ago I posted an article by John Seigenthaler who was angry about an entry to Wikipedia which blamed him for being involved in the Kennedy assassination. The NY Times today has an article about it and the person who wrote the false post.
It started as a joke and ended up as a shot heard round the Internet, with the joker losing his job and Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, suffering a blow to its credibility.

A man in Nashville has admitted that, in trying to shock a colleague with a joke, he put false information into a Wikipedia entry about John Seigenthaler Sr., a former editor of The Tennessean in Nashville.

Brian Chase, 38, who until Friday was an operations manager at a small delivery company, told Mr. Seigenthaler on Friday that he had written the material suggesting that Mr. Seigenthaler had been involved in the assassinations of John and Robert Kennedy. Wikipedia, a nonprofit venture that is the world's biggest encyclopedia, is written and edited by thousands of volunteers.
Posted by Chris at 3:19 PM | Comments (2)

Update on the "False Wikipedia Biography" Post

A few weeks ago I posted an article by John Seigenthaler who was angry about an entry to Wikipedia which blamed him for being involved in the Kennedy assassination. The NY Times today has an article about it and the person who wrote the false post.
It started as a joke and ended up as a shot heard round the Internet, with the joker losing his job and Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, suffering a blow to its credibility.

A man in Nashville has admitted that, in trying to shock a colleague with a joke, he put false information into a Wikipedia entry about John Seigenthaler Sr., a former editor of The Tennessean in Nashville.

Brian Chase, 38, who until Friday was an operations manager at a small delivery company, told Mr. Seigenthaler on Friday that he had written the material suggesting that Mr. Seigenthaler had been involved in the assassinations of John and Robert Kennedy. Wikipedia, a nonprofit venture that is the world's biggest encyclopedia, is written and edited by thousands of volunteers.
Posted by Chris at 3:19 PM | Comments (2)

Yahoo Buys Del.icio.us

I'm a little worried about this.
Joshua Schachter, the founder of Del.icio.us, confirmed a posting on the New York-based start-up's site that the company had been acquired by Yahoo. A Yahoo representative confirmed that the agreement to buy Del.icio.us had closed on Friday.

Neither party disclosed financial terms.

"We are joining forces to build my vision of creating a way for people to remember things together," Schachter told Reuters in a phone interview. "It is a shared-memory site."

Del.icio.us provides a simple way for hundreds of thousands of Web users to share and categorize their favorite Web page bookmarks as Web pages.
Posted by Chris at 3:15 PM

Yahoo Buys Del.icio.us

I'm a little worried about this.
Joshua Schachter, the founder of Del.icio.us, confirmed a posting on the New York-based start-up's site that the company had been acquired by Yahoo. A Yahoo representative confirmed that the agreement to buy Del.icio.us had closed on Friday.

Neither party disclosed financial terms.

"We are joining forces to build my vision of creating a way for people to remember things together," Schachter told Reuters in a phone interview. "It is a shared-memory site."

Del.icio.us provides a simple way for hundreds of thousands of Web users to share and categorize their favorite Web page bookmarks as Web pages.
Posted by Chris at 3:15 PM

Seven Levels of Artist

This is pretty funny.
Starving Artist: Level 3

This is just a cliché. "Starving" and "Artist" have nothing to do with each other save for this cliché. "Starving" has everything to do with "Moron," which has nothing to do with "Artist."

If you give away your work for bottom dollar you are a moron, not an artist, if you need the money to survive. Guess what: there never is the "next job with budget!"

If this is you I strongly suggest the almost free classes offered by SCORE and books on sales and marketing at your local library. This way you can learn the business basics of how to differentiate yourself from the morons so you can get top dollar. We've all seen bad work selling for top dollar!

The price of art has nothing to do with its value or its creator. It has everything to do with who's selling it.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 10:09 AM

Seven Levels of Artist

This is pretty funny.
Starving Artist: Level 3

This is just a cliché. "Starving" and "Artist" have nothing to do with each other save for this cliché. "Starving" has everything to do with "Moron," which has nothing to do with "Artist."

If you give away your work for bottom dollar you are a moron, not an artist, if you need the money to survive. Guess what: there never is the "next job with budget!"

If this is you I strongly suggest the almost free classes offered by SCORE and books on sales and marketing at your local library. This way you can learn the business basics of how to differentiate yourself from the morons so you can get top dollar. We've all seen bad work selling for top dollar!

The price of art has nothing to do with its value or its creator. It has everything to do with who's selling it.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 10:09 AM

Saturday, December 10, 2005

The World's Most Populous Countries

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Countries sized by population. Neat idea.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 1:12 PM | Comments (1)

The World's Most Populous Countries

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Countries sized by population. Neat idea.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 1:12 PM | Comments (1)

Friday, December 9, 2005

The Enigma Machine Applet

This is a neat java applet which allows you to ecrypt messages using a virtual Enigma Machine.
(via digg)

Update:
Link seems to have gone dead.
Posted by Chris at 9:37 AM | Comments (6)

The Enigma Machine Applet

This is a neat java applet which allows you to ecrypt messages using a virtual Enigma Machine.
(via digg)

Update:
Link seems to have gone dead.
Posted by Chris at 9:37 AM | Comments (6)

Google Video of Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot and Trade Show

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Umm..
Posted by Chris at 9:28 AM | Comments (12)

Google Video of Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot and Trade Show

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Umm..
Posted by Chris at 9:28 AM | Comments (12)

Thursday, December 8, 2005

LEM Ornament

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Ooooh gimmee gimmee gimmee. (via Wonderland)
Posted by Chris at 7:56 PM

LEM Ornament

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Ooooh gimmee gimmee gimmee. (via Wonderland)
Posted by Chris at 7:56 PM

Kevin Carter and "The Photo"

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I recall seeing this photo before but hadn't heard of the story behind it.
Johannesburg - Visiting Sudan, a little-known photographer took a picture that made the world weep. What happened afterward is a tragedy of another sort. The image presaged no celebration: a child barely alive, a vulture so eager for carrion. Yet the photograph that epitomised Sudan's famine would win Kevin Carter fame - and hopes for anchoring a career spent hounding the news, free-lancing in war zones, waiting anxiously for assignments amid dire finances, staying in the line of fire for that one great picture. On May 23, 14 months after capturing that memorable scene, Carter walked up to the dais in the classical rotunda of Columbia University's Low Memorial Library and received the Pulitzer Prize for feature photography. The South African soaked up the attention. "I swear I got the most applause of anybody," Carter wrote back to his parents in Johannesburg. "I can't wait to show you the trophy. It is the most precious thing, and the highest acknowledgment of my work I could receive..."

Two months after receiving his Pulitzer, Carter would be dead of carbon-monoxide poisoning in Johannesburg, a suicide at 33. His red pickup truck was parked near a small river where he used to play as a child; a green garden hose attached to the vehicle's exhaust funneled the fumes inside. "I'm really, really sorry," he explained in a note left on the passenger seat beneath a knapsack. "The pain of life overrides the joy to the point that joy does not exist."
(via Metachat)
Posted by Chris at 7:15 PM | Comments (4)

Kevin Carter and "The Photo"

kevincarter.jpg

I recall seeing this photo before but hadn't heard of the story behind it.
Johannesburg - Visiting Sudan, a little-known photographer took a picture that made the world weep. What happened afterward is a tragedy of another sort. The image presaged no celebration: a child barely alive, a vulture so eager for carrion. Yet the photograph that epitomised Sudan's famine would win Kevin Carter fame - and hopes for anchoring a career spent hounding the news, free-lancing in war zones, waiting anxiously for assignments amid dire finances, staying in the line of fire for that one great picture. On May 23, 14 months after capturing that memorable scene, Carter walked up to the dais in the classical rotunda of Columbia University's Low Memorial Library and received the Pulitzer Prize for feature photography. The South African soaked up the attention. "I swear I got the most applause of anybody," Carter wrote back to his parents in Johannesburg. "I can't wait to show you the trophy. It is the most precious thing, and the highest acknowledgment of my work I could receive..."

Two months after receiving his Pulitzer, Carter would be dead of carbon-monoxide poisoning in Johannesburg, a suicide at 33. His red pickup truck was parked near a small river where he used to play as a child; a green garden hose attached to the vehicle's exhaust funneled the fumes inside. "I'm really, really sorry," he explained in a note left on the passenger seat beneath a knapsack. "The pain of life overrides the joy to the point that joy does not exist."
(via Metachat)
Posted by Chris at 7:15 PM | Comments (4)

A Christmas Gory Trailer

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Another trailer mashup with A Christmas Story as a horror movie. This one didn't quite work for me.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 6:15 PM | Comments (2)

A Christmas Gory Trailer

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Another trailer mashup with A Christmas Story as a horror movie. This one didn't quite work for me.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 6:15 PM | Comments (2)

Christmas Lights Set to Music

A video of somebody's christmas lights set to music.(Links to wmv) Cool but there are no details about it on the site where the video is on.

Update:
Thanks to JimF in the comments for pointing out some more info about these lights.
I found out some info -
[I think] the guys name is Carson Williams.
I do know that he's in Mason, Ohio.

He uses an FM frequency also so you can tune in to it sitting in your car outside the house.

I don't have a link, but I found another song & sequence online yesterday [Jingle Bells]
The Jingle Bells clip can be found here (Anybody have a better link?) and was done by Barbara Streisand.

Update 2:

Thanks to Jayme and Dwain who actually went to the house to see it live and reported back in the comments.
Well the address is correct. I found the house, but bad news. I guess due to the major traffic that it was causing the neighbors started to complain. It's been shut off till who knows when. Not only is the show shut down, but the lights were just plain off. I sat there for about 2 minutes, tuned into the radio station that was setup for it and heard the announcement. So apparently I was a day late, usual story. :(

I can see why it would be a problem though. The house is on a caldisack(?), and there were probably 20+ cars in and out in the couple minutes I was there.
Posted by Chris at 6:00 PM | Comments (24)

Christmas Lights Set to Music

A video of somebody's christmas lights set to music.(Links to wmv) Cool but there are no details about it on the site where the video is on.

Update:
Thanks to JimF in the comments for pointing out some more info about these lights.
I found out some info -
[I think] the guys name is Carson Williams.
I do know that he's in Mason, Ohio.

He uses an FM frequency also so you can tune in to it sitting in your car outside the house.

I don't have a link, but I found another song & sequence online yesterday [Jingle Bells]
The Jingle Bells clip can be found here (Anybody have a better link?) and was done by Barbara Streisand.

Update 2:

Thanks to Jayme and Dwain who actually went to the house to see it live and reported back in the comments.
Well the address is correct. I found the house, but bad news. I guess due to the major traffic that it was causing the neighbors started to complain. It's been shut off till who knows when. Not only is the show shut down, but the lights were just plain off. I sat there for about 2 minutes, tuned into the radio station that was setup for it and heard the announcement. So apparently I was a day late, usual story. :(

I can see why it would be a problem though. The house is on a caldisack(?), and there were probably 20+ cars in and out in the couple minutes I was there.
Posted by Chris at 6:00 PM | Comments (24)

Wednesday, December 7, 2005

Best Movie Mistakes with Pictures

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This page shows the top rated mistakes which have pictures - an easy way to check out the most glaring gaffes onscreen. Just click the film titles to go straight to the relevant picture.
Posted by Chris at 12:05 PM | Comments (2)

Best Movie Mistakes with Pictures

sttrooper.jpg

This page shows the top rated mistakes which have pictures - an easy way to check out the most glaring gaffes onscreen. Just click the film titles to go straight to the relevant picture.
Posted by Chris at 12:05 PM | Comments (2)

Mentos and Soda

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Words cannot begin to describe the awesome eruption that is created from adding Mentos candies to a 2-liter bottle of soda. The eruption is enormous... and so is the learning if you consider the chemistry.
Posted by Chris at 11:55 AM | Comments (2)

Mentos and Soda

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Words cannot begin to describe the awesome eruption that is created from adding Mentos candies to a 2-liter bottle of soda. The eruption is enormous... and so is the learning if you consider the chemistry.
Posted by Chris at 11:55 AM | Comments (2)

Where are they now: Debbie Does Dallas

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YesButNoButYes is on the case. (NSFW, duh)
Posted by Chris at 10:45 AM | Comments (1)

Where are they now: Debbie Does Dallas

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YesButNoButYes is on the case. (NSFW, duh)
Posted by Chris at 10:45 AM | Comments (1)

Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Excerpts from John Lennon's FBI File

From the Smoking Gun:
The released documents, which date back to 1971-72, indicate that agents began monitoring the ex-Beatle because they believed (mistakenly, as it turned out) that lennon might try to disrupt the 1972 Republican National Convention (which nominated Richard Nixon for a second term as president). What follows is a selection of lennon documents released by the FBI and provided to The Smoking Gun by Wiener, who happens to maintain his own web site.
Posted by Chris at 10:07 AM

Excerpts from John Lennon's FBI File

From the Smoking Gun:
The released documents, which date back to 1971-72, indicate that agents began monitoring the ex-Beatle because they believed (mistakenly, as it turned out) that lennon might try to disrupt the 1972 Republican National Convention (which nominated Richard Nixon for a second term as president). What follows is a selection of lennon documents released by the FBI and provided to The Smoking Gun by Wiener, who happens to maintain his own web site.
Posted by Chris at 10:07 AM

Interview with Lennon

Fantastic and long audio interview with John Lennon in 1970 for Rolling Stone magazine.
The Lennon interview remains one of the most important ever done with a popular musician. Lennon himself regarded it as definitive.

It documented the Beatles' career and split with painstakingly emotional (at times excruciating) detail, and served as a major, and controversial, point of exorcism for Lennon in his coming to terms with the '60s, the legacy of the Beatles and particularly his ruptured relationship with Paul McCartney.

He holds forth throughout on the subjects of art and politics, his own musical genius, his love for Yoko, drugs, primal therapy and mysticism.
Posted by Chris at 9:25 AM | Comments (1)

Interview with Lennon

Fantastic and long audio interview with John Lennon in 1970 for Rolling Stone magazine.
The Lennon interview remains one of the most important ever done with a popular musician. Lennon himself regarded it as definitive.

It documented the Beatles' career and split with painstakingly emotional (at times excruciating) detail, and served as a major, and controversial, point of exorcism for Lennon in his coming to terms with the '60s, the legacy of the Beatles and particularly his ruptured relationship with Paul McCartney.

He holds forth throughout on the subjects of art and politics, his own musical genius, his love for Yoko, drugs, primal therapy and mysticism.
Posted by Chris at 9:25 AM | Comments (1)

Baby Bush Toys

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Sure, we all want what's best for our kids, but let's face the truth: not every child can grow up to be Einstein! At The Baby Bush Toy Company, we offer an exciting range of products for the resoundingly average child.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 9:17 AM | Comments (2)

Baby Bush Toys

products_row2_pt1.gif

Sure, we all want what's best for our kids, but let's face the truth: not every child can grow up to be Einstein! At The Baby Bush Toy Company, we offer an exciting range of products for the resoundingly average child.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 9:17 AM | Comments (2)

Monday, December 5, 2005

Cthulu Gallery

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This here site showcases fun images of Cthulhu you can find on the web.
Posted by Chris at 1:40 PM

Cthulu Gallery

cthulhusuit.jpg

This here site showcases fun images of Cthulhu you can find on the web.
Posted by Chris at 1:40 PM

Video of Overclocked CPU Exploding

From Google Vids.
(via digg)
Posted by Chris at 10:47 AM | Comments (1)

Video of Overclocked CPU Exploding

From Google Vids.
(via digg)
Posted by Chris at 10:47 AM | Comments (1)

History's Youngest Mother

From Damn Interesting:
In 1939, a man from a small village in the Andes mountains carried his five-year-old daughter Lina into a hospital in the town of Pisco, Peru. He indicated to the doctors there that the shamans in his village had been unable to cure the large tumor that was developing in her abdomen. Upon examination, the doctors learned that the swelling was not actually a tumor.
Posted by Chris at 10:19 AM | Comments (1)

History's Youngest Mother

From Damn Interesting:
In 1939, a man from a small village in the Andes mountains carried his five-year-old daughter Lina into a hospital in the town of Pisco, Peru. He indicated to the doctors there that the shamans in his village had been unable to cure the large tumor that was developing in her abdomen. Upon examination, the doctors learned that the swelling was not actually a tumor.
Posted by Chris at 10:19 AM | Comments (1)

MemoryWiki

You can add one of your memories or browse memories of other users at MemoryWiki. Random searches pull up some fascinating results such as this person's recollection of the attack on Pearl Harbor or this memory of working with Frank Sinatra by a location manager of one of his movies.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 10:02 AM

MemoryWiki

You can add one of your memories or browse memories of other users at MemoryWiki. Random searches pull up some fascinating results such as this person's recollection of the attack on Pearl Harbor or this memory of working with Frank Sinatra by a location manager of one of his movies.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 10:02 AM

Friday, December 2, 2005

Late Reviews' Critique of Scooter Libby's The Apprentice

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The Critic doesn't seem to have liked it very much:
Holy bleeding Jesus what a pile of dreck and dross, the kind of fourth-rate mimicry of third-rate imitators of second-rate passages from the lesser short stories of a college sophomore Faulkner fan. And the whole book has that kind of empty phrasings that just drone on and on and make you feel sleepy time always. The book is only some thirty pages over 200 and I found myself struggling and slogging through it for more than a solid week, making fists and forcing myself onward, ever onward. I made coffee thinking it was me, but even with half a pot stewing in my veins, I just kept drifting. It’s not that Libby never gets off a decent turn of phrase or a poetic image or a fine insight, it’s just that there are only five of these altogether, so you get one every forty-six pages.
Posted by Chris at 11:29 AM | Comments (3)

Late Reviews' Critique of Scooter Libby's The Apprentice

apprentice.jpg

The Critic doesn't seem to have liked it very much:
Holy bleeding Jesus what a pile of dreck and dross, the kind of fourth-rate mimicry of third-rate imitators of second-rate passages from the lesser short stories of a college sophomore Faulkner fan. And the whole book has that kind of empty phrasings that just drone on and on and make you feel sleepy time always. The book is only some thirty pages over 200 and I found myself struggling and slogging through it for more than a solid week, making fists and forcing myself onward, ever onward. I made coffee thinking it was me, but even with half a pot stewing in my veins, I just kept drifting. It’s not that Libby never gets off a decent turn of phrase or a poetic image or a fine insight, it’s just that there are only five of these altogether, so you get one every forty-six pages.
Posted by Chris at 11:29 AM | Comments (3)

Camera in School Bathroom

This is odd completely normal in Bush's America.
A Jasper County mother says her 8th grade son found a video camera taping in the school bathroom this week. But now, he is the one in trouble.

Cindy Champion says her son, Mac Bedor, and a few of his friends took the camera out of the ceiling because they felt it violated their privacy. Champion says her son brought the camera home to show her that afternoon. She says when she contacted the Jasper County Comprehensive School, she found out high school principal, Howard Fore, put the camera there. She says Fore told her he put the camera in the boys' bathroom to catch students vandalizing. Champion says her son is now suspended for taking school property.
Posted by Chris at 11:10 AM | Comments (3)

Camera in School Bathroom

This is odd completely normal in Bush's America.
A Jasper County mother says her 8th grade son found a video camera taping in the school bathroom this week. But now, he is the one in trouble.

Cindy Champion says her son, Mac Bedor, and a few of his friends took the camera out of the ceiling because they felt it violated their privacy. Champion says her son brought the camera home to show her that afternoon. She says when she contacted the Jasper County Comprehensive School, she found out high school principal, Howard Fore, put the camera there. She says Fore told her he put the camera in the boys' bathroom to catch students vandalizing. Champion says her son is now suspended for taking school property.
Posted by Chris at 11:10 AM | Comments (3)

Deconstructing Christmas Songs

Wonderful!
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

What a demented scenario. A little girl spies on her mother making out with a stranger, and her reaction is that it would be a "laugh" if her father could watch, too? Hey, I'm all for deviant sexual get-downs, but there's something downright sinister about this one. Okay, fine, the stranger here isn't exactly strange; he's Santa Claus, and therefore a familiar face. Moreover, the implication (I guess) is that the listener is supposed to know that "Santa" here is Daddy dressed up in a costume, and that this is actually a wholesome scene of laughable family hijinx and winsome misunderstanding. Plot-level, though, the eavesdropping child certainly does not recognize Santa as her father -- even after watching long enough to be able to communicate some specs about the make-out session. Her glee at the scene can either be attributed to a desire to hurt her dad or to replace him with a figure of greater masculine potency (note the mention of the beard, you Freudian types). Like a fifties New Yorker cartoon, it's ugly and voyeuristic if you look at it closely, and only funny if you're skimming.
Update:

This guy is great. I just finished reading the entire song list (it's long) and feel the need to post one more of his reviews.
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

I'm really not trying to be Grinch McCall here. My intention isn't to ruin any of these songs for you. Well, that's not exactly true -- insofar as you've got any warm feelings about Rudolph, I'd like to be sure they curdle like month-old milk by the time you're done reading this. "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" is usually taught as inspirational verse and a statement against prejudice and mockery: Rudolph is visibly marked and consequently discriminated against, yet he rises above the catcalls to achieve fame and success. Sounds great, right? Let's look a little closer. Rudolph's moment of redemption comes not as the cause of any consciousness-raising, but because his difference (superficial as it is) is shown to have utility to the corporate body. He is accepted by his peers not for his own merits, but because circumstances conspired to harness his idiosyncrasy and turn it into profit for his employers. What is the real lesson we take from the fable of Rudolph, boys and girls? ***Difference will be tolerated and celebrated only if it can be put to the service of the power structure.*** Otherwise, you're just a wacko, and you can forget about those reindeer games for good. Once again, Santa Claus is portrayed here as an unfeeling, self-absorbed cad -- he makes no intervention in Rudolph's persecution until he needs to save his own ass (at least the TV special got that part right). But does Rudolph get his moment to tell the boss to screw himself; that his hypocrisy won't be tolerated? No, he's the first one tethered to the sled, happy to take the whip of his former oppressor as long as he can feel both useful to the corporation and validated by his peers. If I had a kid, this would be about the last lesson I'd want to teach her.
Posted by Chris at 11:08 AM | Comments (2)

Deconstructing Christmas Songs

Wonderful!
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

What a demented scenario. A little girl spies on her mother making out with a stranger, and her reaction is that it would be a "laugh" if her father could watch, too? Hey, I'm all for deviant sexual get-downs, but there's something downright sinister about this one. Okay, fine, the stranger here isn't exactly strange; he's Santa Claus, and therefore a familiar face. Moreover, the implication (I guess) is that the listener is supposed to know that "Santa" here is Daddy dressed up in a costume, and that this is actually a wholesome scene of laughable family hijinx and winsome misunderstanding. Plot-level, though, the eavesdropping child certainly does not recognize Santa as her father -- even after watching long enough to be able to communicate some specs about the make-out session. Her glee at the scene can either be attributed to a desire to hurt her dad or to replace him with a figure of greater masculine potency (note the mention of the beard, you Freudian types). Like a fifties New Yorker cartoon, it's ugly and voyeuristic if you look at it closely, and only funny if you're skimming.
Update:

This guy is great. I just finished reading the entire song list (it's long) and feel the need to post one more of his reviews.
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

I'm really not trying to be Grinch McCall here. My intention isn't to ruin any of these songs for you. Well, that's not exactly true -- insofar as you've got any warm feelings about Rudolph, I'd like to be sure they curdle like month-old milk by the time you're done reading this. "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" is usually taught as inspirational verse and a statement against prejudice and mockery: Rudolph is visibly marked and consequently discriminated against, yet he rises above the catcalls to achieve fame and success. Sounds great, right? Let's look a little closer. Rudolph's moment of redemption comes not as the cause of any consciousness-raising, but because his difference (superficial as it is) is shown to have utility to the corporate body. He is accepted by his peers not for his own merits, but because circumstances conspired to harness his idiosyncrasy and turn it into profit for his employers. What is the real lesson we take from the fable of Rudolph, boys and girls? ***Difference will be tolerated and celebrated only if it can be put to the service of the power structure.*** Otherwise, you're just a wacko, and you can forget about those reindeer games for good. Once again, Santa Claus is portrayed here as an unfeeling, self-absorbed cad -- he makes no intervention in Rudolph's persecution until he needs to save his own ass (at least the TV special got that part right). But does Rudolph get his moment to tell the boss to screw himself; that his hypocrisy won't be tolerated? No, he's the first one tethered to the sled, happy to take the whip of his former oppressor as long as he can feel both useful to the corporation and validated by his peers. If I had a kid, this would be about the last lesson I'd want to teach her.
Posted by Chris at 11:08 AM | Comments (2)

Gingerbread Houses

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From the City Centre Mall in Seattle.
Posted by Chris at 10:39 AM | Comments (1)

Gingerbread Houses

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From the City Centre Mall in Seattle.
Posted by Chris at 10:39 AM | Comments (1)

16 Serious Questions Raised by "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

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Including the question that always pops into my mind when I watch it, WHY IS SANTA SUCH A COMPLETE BASTARD?
I'm going to say he has a chemical disorder, probably Bipolar. The elves sing him a very nice song and he's a total jerk about it, leaving the desperately co-dependent Mrs. Clause to patch things up. He has some sort of eating disorder that causes his weight to fluctuate wildly. He tells Dasher he should be ashamed for presenting Rudolph to the community simply because the child has some sort of nose disorder. He only changes his mind about Rudolph once he figures out a way to exploit him. Plus, this guy is absolutely ITCHING to cancel Christmas. Hey Santa. It's not your call. Christmas is the day Jesus was born. God will let you know if Christmas is cancelled. Until then, get in the damn sleigh.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 9:27 AM | Comments (2)

16 Serious Questions Raised by "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

santabigot.jpg

Including the question that always pops into my mind when I watch it, WHY IS SANTA SUCH A COMPLETE BASTARD?
I'm going to say he has a chemical disorder, probably Bipolar. The elves sing him a very nice song and he's a total jerk about it, leaving the desperately co-dependent Mrs. Clause to patch things up. He has some sort of eating disorder that causes his weight to fluctuate wildly. He tells Dasher he should be ashamed for presenting Rudolph to the community simply because the child has some sort of nose disorder. He only changes his mind about Rudolph once he figures out a way to exploit him. Plus, this guy is absolutely ITCHING to cancel Christmas. Hey Santa. It's not your call. Christmas is the day Jesus was born. God will let you know if Christmas is cancelled. Until then, get in the damn sleigh.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 9:27 AM | Comments (2)

The Man Who Was a Dwarf and a Giant

Another goodie from Damn Interesting.
Very few details are known about the life of Adam Rainer, but in a way, he represents an extraordinary piece of medical history. He was born in Graz, Austria in 1899, and as he grew and matured, it became evident that his stature was significantly shorter than the average man. He was classified as a dwarf, standing only 3 feet 10.5 inches (1.18 m) in 1920, his 21st year.

But in his early twenties, Adam's height suddenly began to increase at an astonishing rate, and without any signs of stopping. By his 32nd birthday, his unusually short stature of under four feet was increased to an unusually tall stature of just under 7 feet 2 inches (2.18 m).
Posted by Chris at 9:05 AM | Comments (1)

The Man Who Was a Dwarf and a Giant

Another goodie from Damn Interesting.
Very few details are known about the life of Adam Rainer, but in a way, he represents an extraordinary piece of medical history. He was born in Graz, Austria in 1899, and as he grew and matured, it became evident that his stature was significantly shorter than the average man. He was classified as a dwarf, standing only 3 feet 10.5 inches (1.18 m) in 1920, his 21st year.

But in his early twenties, Adam's height suddenly began to increase at an astonishing rate, and without any signs of stopping. By his 32nd birthday, his unusually short stature of under four feet was increased to an unusually tall stature of just under 7 feet 2 inches (2.18 m).
Posted by Chris at 9:05 AM | Comments (1)

Thursday, December 1, 2005

The Online Store From Hell

Thomas Hawk is a blogger and photographer who had a nasty run in with a slimey online camera merchant.
"I will make sure you will never be able to place an order on the internet again." "I'm an attorney, I will sue you." "I will call the CEO of your company and play him the tape of this phone call." "I'm going to call your local police and have two officers come over and arrest you." "You'd better get this through your thick skull." "You have no idea who you are dealing with."

These are all direct threats that I received today from an individual who identified himself as Steve Phillips, the manager of PriceRitePhoto in Brooklyn, New York when I called to inquire about my order with them. My crime? Telling him that I planned to write an article about my unfortunate experience with his company regarding the camera order I had placed with him yesterday.
Looks like he wasn't the only person who had problems with PriceRitePhoto.
(via Linkfilter)

Update:
I guess this was linked to on Diggand Diggers have been taking action against this store.
After Hawk wrote the article on his blog, he published it on Digg.com and the response from Digg users was tremendous.

Beside the usual advice (always check seller ratings etc’) dig users decided to take action and posted the store’s aliases, phone number and address. Users then started to flood PriceRitePhoto 800 number with phone calls, writing scripts using Skype to call and disconnect, making prank calls (http://danny.st/tmp/pricerite.mp3 , http://danny.st/tmp/pricerite2.mp3), launching DOS attacks against the site, posting bad reviews on web sites, posting links to Hawk’s blog on internet forums, flooding PriceRitePhoto with email messages, posted complaints to the better business bureau , sending fax messages and succeeded to bring down their live chat feature.
Update 2

The blogger has received an apology letter from the owner of the store.
Posted by Chris at 3:40 PM | Comments (6)

The Online Store From Hell

Thomas Hawk is a blogger and photographer who had a nasty run in with a slimey online camera merchant.
"I will make sure you will never be able to place an order on the internet again." "I'm an attorney, I will sue you." "I will call the CEO of your company and play him the tape of this phone call." "I'm going to call your local police and have two officers come over and arrest you." "You'd better get this through your thick skull." "You have no idea who you are dealing with."

These are all direct threats that I received today from an individual who identified himself as Steve Phillips, the manager of PriceRitePhoto in Brooklyn, New York when I called to inquire about my order with them. My crime? Telling him that I planned to write an article about my unfortunate experience with his company regarding the camera order I had placed with him yesterday.
Looks like he wasn't the only person who had problems with PriceRitePhoto.
(via Linkfilter)

Update:
I guess this was linked to on Diggand Diggers have been taking action against this store.
After Hawk wrote the article on his blog, he published it on Digg.com and the response from Digg users was tremendous.

Beside the usual advice (always check seller ratings etc’) dig users decided to take action and posted the store’s aliases, phone number and address. Users then started to flood PriceRitePhoto 800 number with phone calls, writing scripts using Skype to call and disconnect, making prank calls (http://danny.st/tmp/pricerite.mp3 , http://danny.st/tmp/pricerite2.mp3), launching DOS attacks against the site, posting bad reviews on web sites, posting links to Hawk’s blog on internet forums, flooding PriceRitePhoto with email messages, posted complaints to the better business bureau , sending fax messages and succeeded to bring down their live chat feature.
Update 2

The blogger has received an apology letter from the owner of the store.
Posted by Chris at 3:40 PM | Comments (6)

A False Wikipedia Biography

I'm surprised we haven't heard more of these stories.
A false Wikipedia 'biography'
By John Seigenthaler

"John Seigenthaler Sr. was the assistant to Attorney General Robert Kennedy in the early 1960's. For a brief time, he was thought to have been directly involved in the Kennedy assassinations of both John, and his brother, Bobby. Nothing was ever proven."
— Wikipedia

This is a highly personal story about Internet character assassination. It could be your story.

I have no idea whose sick mind conceived the false, malicious "biography" that appeared under my name for 132 days on Wikipedia, the popular, online, free encyclopedia whose authors are unknown and virtually untraceable. There was more:
Posted by Chris at 9:53 AM | Comments (6)

A False Wikipedia Biography

I'm surprised we haven't heard more of these stories.
A false Wikipedia 'biography'
By John Seigenthaler

"John Seigenthaler Sr. was the assistant to Attorney General Robert Kennedy in the early 1960's. For a brief time, he was thought to have been directly involved in the Kennedy assassinations of both John, and his brother, Bobby. Nothing was ever proven."
— Wikipedia

This is a highly personal story about Internet character assassination. It could be your story.

I have no idea whose sick mind conceived the false, malicious "biography" that appeared under my name for 132 days on Wikipedia, the popular, online, free encyclopedia whose authors are unknown and virtually untraceable. There was more:
Posted by Chris at 9:53 AM | Comments (6)

Festivus Primer

fest.jpg

I found this from the Festivus Pole site but thought it was worth its own post. It's a quick flash animation tutorial for those who don't know what the hell Festivus is.
Posted by Chris at 9:31 AM | Comments (2)

Festivus Primer

fest.jpg

I found this from the Festivus Pole site but thought it was worth its own post. It's a quick flash animation tutorial for those who don't know what the hell Festivus is.
Posted by Chris at 9:31 AM | Comments (2)

Festivus Poles

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A steal for $38.
Festivus Pole Kit includes the Festivus Pole and a collapsable base designed specifically for use with our Festivus Pole. The base slips together in minutes allowing you to assemble your Festivus Pole quickly -- no other base mount is required.
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Posted by Chris at 9:22 AM

Festivus Poles

festivus-poles_order_over.jpg

A steal for $38.
Festivus Pole Kit includes the Festivus Pole and a collapsable base designed specifically for use with our Festivus Pole. The base slips together in minutes allowing you to assemble your Festivus Pole quickly -- no other base mount is required.
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Posted by Chris at 9:22 AM




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