Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Vintage Hawaiian Postcards

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Wonderful!
(via Life in the Present)
Posted by Chris at 3:30 PM | Comments (2)

Vintage Hawaiian Postcards

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Wonderful!
(via Life in the Present)
Posted by Chris at 3:30 PM | Comments (2)

Alabama Clings to Segregationlist Past

Can we just refer to Alabama as The Ass Hole of the Union?
Posted by Chris at 3:10 PM | Comments (5)

Alabama Clings to Segregationlist Past

Can we just refer to Alabama as The Ass Hole of the Union?
Posted by Chris at 3:10 PM | Comments (5)

The Great Rose Bowl Prank

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Nothing is original anymore. Not even pranks. The flip card prank that Yale pulled on Harvard last week was done a tad more than forty years ago.
For a few seconds the stadium was plunged into a baffled silence. Everyone knew what Caltech was. It was that little Pasadena technical college down the road from the Rose Bowl stadium. What no one could figure out was what its name was doing in the middle of Washington's flip-card show. Throughout the United States, a million minds simultaneously struggled to comprehend this enigma.

In fact, only a handful of people watching the game understood the full significance of what had just happened, and these were the Caltech students who had labored for the past month to secretly alter Washington's flip-card show.
(quasi-recursively via Tom McMahon)
Posted by Chris at 2:43 PM | Comments (2)

The Great Rose Bowl Prank

rosebowl.jpg

Nothing is original anymore. Not even pranks. The flip card prank that Yale pulled on Harvard last week was done a tad more than forty years ago.
For a few seconds the stadium was plunged into a baffled silence. Everyone knew what Caltech was. It was that little Pasadena technical college down the road from the Rose Bowl stadium. What no one could figure out was what its name was doing in the middle of Washington's flip-card show. Throughout the United States, a million minds simultaneously struggled to comprehend this enigma.

In fact, only a handful of people watching the game understood the full significance of what had just happened, and these were the Caltech students who had labored for the past month to secretly alter Washington's flip-card show.
(quasi-recursively via Tom McMahon)
Posted by Chris at 2:43 PM | Comments (2)

Revenge CD and Earplugs

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Somebody needs to come up with an idiotic idea award and give it to whoever thought of this. If I have to wear earplugs while playing my revenge on my neighbor it seems like I am getting the raw deal once again.
A great way to get back at those noisy neighbors! Give them a taste of their own medicine with any one of these 20 ear-splitting sound effect tracks. Anyone who's ever lived in an apartment will really appreciate this hilarious CD. Earplugs supplied for your listening pleasure.
Posted by Chris at 11:50 AM

Revenge CD and Earplugs

wishingfish1_1818_17778151.jpg

Somebody needs to come up with an idiotic idea award and give it to whoever thought of this. If I have to wear earplugs while playing my revenge on my neighbor it seems like I am getting the raw deal once again.
A great way to get back at those noisy neighbors! Give them a taste of their own medicine with any one of these 20 ear-splitting sound effect tracks. Anyone who's ever lived in an apartment will really appreciate this hilarious CD. Earplugs supplied for your listening pleasure.
Posted by Chris at 11:50 AM

Screw you, America

Terrific essay. Here is a taste.
Okay, you want God? Let's talk about God. Your religion is bogus. Fundamentalism, the facile belief in the unexplained and un-researched, is something you born-agains (couldn't get it right the first time, huh?) share with Al Qaeda, whose ideologues doggedly adhere to religious misinterpretations every bit as silly and dangerous as yours. Just like you, Muslim fundamentalists long to impose an unrealistic and intolerant pseudo-Calvinist morality on the world. In fact, America's religious right has so much in common with the Shiah, it's a wonder you guys don't invite them to join the Rotary. Born-againsters look for the face of Christ in the wallpaper; fundamentalist Muslims hallucinate the voice of the 12th Imam; but aside from that (and extremely divergent attitudes toward pork), you both hate the same stuff--homosexuality, pacifism, Jews, education, uppity women, enlightenment, short skirts, gangsta rap, tattoos, infidels. ... (They also share your love of super-lethal weaponry.)
Posted by Chris at 11:35 AM | Comments (12)

Screw you, America

Terrific essay. Here is a taste.
Okay, you want God? Let's talk about God. Your religion is bogus. Fundamentalism, the facile belief in the unexplained and un-researched, is something you born-agains (couldn't get it right the first time, huh?) share with Al Qaeda, whose ideologues doggedly adhere to religious misinterpretations every bit as silly and dangerous as yours. Just like you, Muslim fundamentalists long to impose an unrealistic and intolerant pseudo-Calvinist morality on the world. In fact, America's religious right has so much in common with the Shiah, it's a wonder you guys don't invite them to join the Rotary. Born-againsters look for the face of Christ in the wallpaper; fundamentalist Muslims hallucinate the voice of the 12th Imam; but aside from that (and extremely divergent attitudes toward pork), you both hate the same stuff--homosexuality, pacifism, Jews, education, uppity women, enlightenment, short skirts, gangsta rap, tattoos, infidels. ... (They also share your love of super-lethal weaponry.)
Posted by Chris at 11:35 AM | Comments (12)

The Hanging of Mary the Elephant

This is one of the most strangest stories I have read in a long time. An elephant handler is killed by Mary the Elephant , so..
That night, Charlie and Addie Sparks had to make the most difficult decision of their circus careers. After all those years with Mary they had become so attached to her, but they couldn't take a chance that she might harm a circus patron. They decided to have her destroyed.

But how were they to destroy a 7500 pound elephant? Shooting her in four soft spots on her head might have worked but was too risky with the crowd of curiosity seekers that the story attracted. She was too smart to eat food laced with cyanide. In 1903 an elephant had been electrocuted at Coney Island, but that was with the help of Thomas Edison. Kingsport or Erwin did not have enough electrical power for an electrocution. Clinchfield could use two engines to crush Mary, or the derrick could be used for hanging her.
There is the story and picture from this website.
(via Monkeyfilter)
Posted by Chris at 10:20 AM | Comments (4)

The Hanging of Mary the Elephant

This is one of the most strangest stories I have read in a long time. An elephant handler is killed by Mary the Elephant , so..
That night, Charlie and Addie Sparks had to make the most difficult decision of their circus careers. After all those years with Mary they had become so attached to her, but they couldn't take a chance that she might harm a circus patron. They decided to have her destroyed.

But how were they to destroy a 7500 pound elephant? Shooting her in four soft spots on her head might have worked but was too risky with the crowd of curiosity seekers that the story attracted. She was too smart to eat food laced with cyanide. In 1903 an elephant had been electrocuted at Coney Island, but that was with the help of Thomas Edison. Kingsport or Erwin did not have enough electrical power for an electrocution. Clinchfield could use two engines to crush Mary, or the derrick could be used for hanging her.
There is the story and picture from this website.
(via Monkeyfilter)
Posted by Chris at 10:20 AM | Comments (4)

The 1930 DeMoulin Bros. & Co.

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You just don't see any North African Negro costumes anymore.
Pictured above is the cover of the 1930 edition of the DeMoulin Bros. & Co. catalog titled "Burlesque and Side Degree Specialties, Paraphernalia and Costumes." We believe that this was the last "fraternalism supply" catalog the DeMoulin Bros. produced, as this company suffered the same fate that many businesses did with the onset of the Great Depression. Today, they are one of the largest suppliers of marching band uniforms in the country.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (5)

The 1930 DeMoulin Bros. & Co.

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You just don't see any North African Negro costumes anymore.
Pictured above is the cover of the 1930 edition of the DeMoulin Bros. & Co. catalog titled "Burlesque and Side Degree Specialties, Paraphernalia and Costumes." We believe that this was the last "fraternalism supply" catalog the DeMoulin Bros. produced, as this company suffered the same fate that many businesses did with the onset of the Great Depression. Today, they are one of the largest suppliers of marching band uniforms in the country.

Sleaze Sci Fi Covers

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These are great and horribly cheesy. Borderline Not Safe for Work due to the cover of Starship Intercourse.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Sleaze Sci Fi Covers

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These are great and horribly cheesy. Borderline Not Safe for Work due to the cover of Starship Intercourse.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

2004 10 Worst Toys List

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Difficult to believe that a toy called "The Pocket Rocket" would be considered a worst toy.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

2004 10 Worst Toys List

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Difficult to believe that a toy called "The Pocket Rocket" would be considered a worst toy.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Grover is Bitter

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We need more of these "Behind the Music" type sites.
To millions of children throughout the world in the seventies and eighties, that name was synonymous with a funny, cuddly and ultimately loveable fuzzy blue monster from Sesame Street. For many of us, Grover was hands-down the best character on the show: bringing laughter, intelligence and a certain irreverence not seen in other 2-dimensional children's programs of the day. And he was cute, too.

But what many of us didn't see behind that brave exterior was a monster cowering in the face of his own insecurities, a monster so unsure of himself he wouldn't even watch his own performances, and a monster who ultimately allowed his own weaknesses to overcome him and nearly ruin his career. A genius, a tyrant, a womanizer or just a washed-up drunk? It's time to expose Grover- the monster behind the myth.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Grover is Bitter

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We need more of these "Behind the Music" type sites.
To millions of children throughout the world in the seventies and eighties, that name was synonymous with a funny, cuddly and ultimately loveable fuzzy blue monster from Sesame Street. For many of us, Grover was hands-down the best character on the show: bringing laughter, intelligence and a certain irreverence not seen in other 2-dimensional children's programs of the day. And he was cute, too.

But what many of us didn't see behind that brave exterior was a monster cowering in the face of his own insecurities, a monster so unsure of himself he wouldn't even watch his own performances, and a monster who ultimately allowed his own weaknesses to overcome him and nearly ruin his career. A genius, a tyrant, a womanizer or just a washed-up drunk? It's time to expose Grover- the monster behind the myth.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

History of Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Yes, it is real. No, I can't pronounce it. Yes, I used Control-C to copy the name.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (2)

History of Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Yes, it is real. No, I can't pronounce it. Yes, I used Control-C to copy the name.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (2)

The English to American Dictionary

I spent my Thanksgiving afternoon watching a Fawlty Towers on dvd. I could have used this handy English to American Dictionary.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM

The English to American Dictionary

I spent my Thanksgiving afternoon watching a Fawlty Towers on dvd. I could have used this handy English to American Dictionary.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM

Citizen Journalists

There is a demo online for Wikinews, a collaborative free-content news source. They already have about 90 articles online and so far it looks fairly interesting such as the article about the girl who has been charged for murdering her own mother and who wrote about it on her livejournal account. Her last post is fairly chilling.

Just to let everyone know, my mother was murdered.

I won't have computer acess (sic) until the weekend or so because the police took my computer to go through the hard drive. I thank everyone for their thoughts and e-mails, I hope to talk to you when I get my computer back.
Posted by Chris at 6:00 AM

Citizen Journalists

There is a demo online for Wikinews, a collaborative free-content news source. They already have about 90 articles online and so far it looks fairly interesting such as the article about the girl who has been charged for murdering her own mother and who wrote about it on her livejournal account. Her last post is fairly chilling.

Just to let everyone know, my mother was murdered.

I won't have computer acess (sic) until the weekend or so because the police took my computer to go through the hard drive. I thank everyone for their thoughts and e-mails, I hope to talk to you when I get my computer back.
Posted by Chris at 6:00 AM

Monday, November 29, 2004

Congrats to Mookie

Adam from Mookie is a proud new papa. Congratulations Mookie and Mrs. Mookie.
Posted by Chris at 9:29 PM

Congrats to Mookie

Adam from Mookie is a proud new papa. Congratulations Mookie and Mrs. Mookie.
Posted by Chris at 9:29 PM

Yale-Harvard Prank

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This is one of the best pranks I have heard about.
On November 20, 2004 at the 121st Yale-Harvard game, 20 Elis donned custom made "Harvard Pep Squad" t-shirts, applied enemy-red war paint on their faces, and set out to pull a prank on 1800 Harvard alumni. Like clockwork, these brave Elis proceeded to exude more Harvard spirit than any Cantab ever... tossing t-shirts to the lucky and unsuspecting few, and passing out 1800 sheets of red & white construction paper in perfect order to the cheering Harvard crowd. With 4:47 minutes left in the second quarter of the game, each member of the crowd raised their sheet of paper expecting to spell out "Go Harvard" as they were told by the cheering "Harvard Pep Squad." Instead, the truth was revealed to a laughing crowd of YALE alumni and students who saw the Harvard crowd spell out in clear red letters"WE SUCK."
(via Backwards City)
Posted by Chris at 11:43 AM | Comments (3)

Yale-Harvard Prank

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This is one of the best pranks I have heard about.
On November 20, 2004 at the 121st Yale-Harvard game, 20 Elis donned custom made "Harvard Pep Squad" t-shirts, applied enemy-red war paint on their faces, and set out to pull a prank on 1800 Harvard alumni. Like clockwork, these brave Elis proceeded to exude more Harvard spirit than any Cantab ever... tossing t-shirts to the lucky and unsuspecting few, and passing out 1800 sheets of red & white construction paper in perfect order to the cheering Harvard crowd. With 4:47 minutes left in the second quarter of the game, each member of the crowd raised their sheet of paper expecting to spell out "Go Harvard" as they were told by the cheering "Harvard Pep Squad." Instead, the truth was revealed to a laughing crowd of YALE alumni and students who saw the Harvard crowd spell out in clear red letters"WE SUCK."
(via Backwards City)

Bowling Ball Mortar

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I am sure this is perfectly safe.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM

Bowling Ball Mortar

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I am sure this is perfectly safe.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM

The Amazing Flygun

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I am sure this isn't a waste of money.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (4)

The Amazing Flygun

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I am sure this isn't a waste of money.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (4)

What's Special About This Number

From 0 to 9999.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (1)

What's Special About This Number

From 0 to 9999.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (1)

Seinfeld Dictionary

Cute.
Double-Dipping - when a person dips a snack chip into a dip, takes a bite, and then dips again with the same bitten chip ("it's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!!!")
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Seinfeld Dictionary

Cute.
Double-Dipping - when a person dips a snack chip into a dip, takes a bite, and then dips again with the same bitten chip ("it's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!!!")
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Jedi Car Wars

This was pretty funny.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (1)

Jedi Car Wars

This was pretty funny.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (1)

The Urinal Test

I aced this. I even answered the trick question correctly.
Men should ace this test ... women may have a little difficulty.
There is a code of "Restroom Etiquette" that must be followed!
Posted by Chris at 6:15 AM | Comments (5)

The Urinal Test

I aced this. I even answered the trick question correctly.
Men should ace this test ... women may have a little difficulty.
There is a code of "Restroom Etiquette" that must be followed!
Posted by Chris at 6:15 AM | Comments (5)

Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

These never get old.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36pm traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19pm at a speed of 35 mph.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM | Comments (1)

Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

These never get old.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36pm traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19pm at a speed of 35 mph.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM | Comments (1)

Friday, November 26, 2004

The AOL CD Throne

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The best use of those damn cds I have seen yet.
The AOL Throne was built in the summer of 2003. It contains 4000 CDs, weighs at least 150 pounds, barely fits through doors, and plugs into an electical outlet.
Posted by Chris at 12:55 AM | Comments (3)

The AOL CD Throne

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The best use of those damn cds I have seen yet.
The AOL Throne was built in the summer of 2003. It contains 4000 CDs, weighs at least 150 pounds, barely fits through doors, and plugs into an electical outlet.
Posted by Chris at 12:55 AM | Comments (3)

Headlines

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These are hysterical. The Tonight Show has an archive with the headline bit that they do.
Posted by Chris at 12:45 AM

Headlines

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These are hysterical. The Tonight Show has an archive with the headline bit that they do.
Posted by Chris at 12:45 AM

The Shelter Project

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The Bush Administration urged us all to prepare a plastic sheeting and duct tape room in our house – so I did. It evolved to it’s current form and now is The O2 Service Station, The House that George Built.
Posted by Chris at 12:40 AM

The Shelter Project

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The Bush Administration urged us all to prepare a plastic sheeting and duct tape room in our house – so I did. It evolved to it’s current form and now is The O2 Service Station, The House that George Built.
Posted by Chris at 12:40 AM

Shakesperean Insulter

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
Posted by Chris at 12:30 AM | Comments (1)

Shakesperean Insulter

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
Posted by Chris at 12:30 AM | Comments (1)

Egyptian Name Translator

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Above is mine.
Posted by Chris at 12:26 AM | Comments (4)

Egyptian Name Translator

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Above is mine.
Posted by Chris at 12:26 AM | Comments (4)

Logarithmic Maps of the Universe

Neat.
Posted by Chris at 12:20 AM

Logarithmic Maps of the Universe

Neat.
Posted by Chris at 12:20 AM

Subserviant Stickman

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I guess it was just a matter of time before somebody did this satire on the subservient chicken (and the virtual bartender)
Posted by Chris at 12:15 AM | Comments (1)

Subserviant Stickman

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I guess it was just a matter of time before somebody did this satire on the subservient chicken (and the virtual bartender)
Posted by Chris at 12:15 AM | Comments (1)

Race & Slavery Petition Project

A wonderful resource site. Read some of the abstracts.
Founded in 1991, the Race and Slavery Petitions Project is designed to locate, collect, organize, and publish virtually all surviving legislative petitions, and a large selected group of county court petitions concerning slavery in the South. The project covers the period from the beginnings of statehood to the end of slavery (1770s to 1860s). Photocopies of the original documents are housed in the Race and Slavery Petitions Project Archive at The University of North Carolina at Greensboro.
Posted by Chris at 12:05 AM

Race & Slavery Petition Project

A wonderful resource site. Read some of the abstracts.
Founded in 1991, the Race and Slavery Petitions Project is designed to locate, collect, organize, and publish virtually all surviving legislative petitions, and a large selected group of county court petitions concerning slavery in the South. The project covers the period from the beginnings of statehood to the end of slavery (1770s to 1860s). Photocopies of the original documents are housed in the Race and Slavery Petitions Project Archive at The University of North Carolina at Greensboro.
Posted by Chris at 12:05 AM

Cell Phone Pocket Flask

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Next time you see somebody drinking from their phone you know what's going on.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 12:00 AM | Comments (3)

Cell Phone Pocket Flask

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Next time you see somebody drinking from their phone you know what's going on.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 12:00 AM | Comments (3)

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Condi Rice is Angry

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Hehe.
Posted by Chris at 10:35 AM | Comments (1)

Condi Rice is Angry

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Hehe.
Posted by Chris at 10:35 AM | Comments (1)

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Posted by Chris at 9:50 AM | Comments (6)

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Posted by Chris at 9:50 AM | Comments (6)

The Speeding Outhouse

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No, it doesn't run on methane.
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 9:45 AM | Comments (1)

The Speeding Outhouse

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No, it doesn't run on methane.
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 9:45 AM | Comments (1)

The Greek Gods' Family Tree

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I just cropped a small section so that you could get the idea so be sure to click on the link to see the entire tree. Very well done.
(via Drikoland)
Posted by Chris at 9:34 AM

The Greek Gods' Family Tree

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I just cropped a small section so that you could get the idea so be sure to click on the link to see the entire tree. Very well done.
(via Drikoland)
Posted by Chris at 9:34 AM

The Christmas Resistance Movement

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You know holiday shopping is offensive and wasteful. You know Christmas "wish lists" and "gift exchanges" degrade the concept of giving. You know Christmas marketing is a scam, benefiting manufacturers, stores, and huge corporations, while driving individuals into debt. You know this annual consumer frenzy wreaks havoc on the environment, filling landfills with useless packaging and discarded gifts.

Yet, every year, you cave in and go shopping.
How can you resist?

Join the Christmas Resistance Movement!
(via Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 9:15 AM

The Christmas Resistance Movement

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You know holiday shopping is offensive and wasteful. You know Christmas "wish lists" and "gift exchanges" degrade the concept of giving. You know Christmas marketing is a scam, benefiting manufacturers, stores, and huge corporations, while driving individuals into debt. You know this annual consumer frenzy wreaks havoc on the environment, filling landfills with useless packaging and discarded gifts.

Yet, every year, you cave in and go shopping.
How can you resist?

Join the Christmas Resistance Movement!
(via Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 9:15 AM

Never Ending Picture

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With the Internet, everybody can reach everybody any time at any place. In discussion forums we talk together and at any time we can follow up the latest news. But how deep is the collective memory, or the collective identity? - That I was wondering.

As a funny and simple test there is this project NeverEndingPicture.com Can we work all together in a coordinated way?

And it never stops! Every dot can be painted black or white and repainted hundreds of times.
Posted by Chris at 9:10 AM | Comments (1)

Never Ending Picture

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With the Internet, everybody can reach everybody any time at any place. In discussion forums we talk together and at any time we can follow up the latest news. But how deep is the collective memory, or the collective identity? - That I was wondering.

As a funny and simple test there is this project NeverEndingPicture.com Can we work all together in a coordinated way?

And it never stops! Every dot can be painted black or white and repainted hundreds of times.
Posted by Chris at 9:10 AM | Comments (1)

SeinFAQ

An unofficial, yet comprehensive FAQ for Seinfeld. (My favorite show of all time)
Posted by Chris at 9:05 AM | Comments (2)

SeinFAQ

An unofficial, yet comprehensive FAQ for Seinfeld. (My favorite show of all time)
Posted by Chris at 9:05 AM | Comments (2)

Can I have your Zip Code?

If you hate being asked your zip code, address, or any other information when you are at the cash register in a store you may like this article.
Posted by Chris at 9:00 AM

Can I have your Zip Code?

If you hate being asked your zip code, address, or any other information when you are at the cash register in a store you may like this article.
Posted by Chris at 9:00 AM

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Enter the Cow-orker

I think most of us can relate to this.
Welcome to my own personal diary in hell.

This site originally began as a series of occasional posts to a mailing list I'm subscribed to, generally in the immediate aftermath of an encounter with a workmate referred to here only as "the Cow-orker". I found the posts therapeutic, while several of my fellow subscribers to the list found them entertaining. Everything you read here is based on real conversations with real people. Only the names have been changed because I'm too frightened to contemplate what my workplace would be like if the Cow-orker were to discover this site and put two and two together (even if it is highly unlikely that she'd actually get four).
Posted by Chris at 10:45 AM

Enter the Cow-orker

I think most of us can relate to this.
Welcome to my own personal diary in hell.

This site originally began as a series of occasional posts to a mailing list I'm subscribed to, generally in the immediate aftermath of an encounter with a workmate referred to here only as "the Cow-orker". I found the posts therapeutic, while several of my fellow subscribers to the list found them entertaining. Everything you read here is based on real conversations with real people. Only the names have been changed because I'm too frightened to contemplate what my workplace would be like if the Cow-orker were to discover this site and put two and two together (even if it is highly unlikely that she'd actually get four).
Posted by Chris at 10:45 AM

Guide to Original Aspect Ratio

I found this guide to be helpful. I always hate when somebody who knows, or at least thinks they know, about cinema starts talking about aspect ratio because I never really understood what the difference was. Now I do. Although I will forget about it as soon as I hit the submit button to this post.
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 10:14 AM

Guide to Original Aspect Ratio

I found this guide to be helpful. I always hate when somebody who knows, or at least thinks they know, about cinema starts talking about aspect ratio because I never really understood what the difference was. Now I do. Although I will forget about it as soon as I hit the submit button to this post.
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 10:14 AM

Cynical-C Will Be Open For Thanksgiving

Stop by for a heaping plate of links after you are done with your turkey. The problem I have always had with holidays is that everything is closed (with the exception of the movie theaters) so I might as well blog.
Posted by Chris at 9:55 AM | Comments (6)

Cynical-C Will Be Open For Thanksgiving

Stop by for a heaping plate of links after you are done with your turkey. The problem I have always had with holidays is that everything is closed (with the exception of the movie theaters) so I might as well blog.
Posted by Chris at 9:55 AM | Comments (6)

College Front Page

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I was going to post a blurb from the about page to explain it but since it is written by college journalists the about page doesn't shed much light. It is basically a compilation of front pages of college newspapers however currently they only have about 54 newspapers participating.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM

College Front Page

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I was going to post a blurb from the about page to explain it but since it is written by college journalists the about page doesn't shed much light. It is basically a compilation of front pages of college newspapers however currently they only have about 54 newspapers participating.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM

All About Cannibalism

Everything you wanted to know about cannibalism, but were afraid to ask.
'Do you people eat human bodies?' I said one day, upon entering a native village, and pointed to a quantity of meat, spitted upon long skewers, being smoke-dried over numerous smouldering fires. 'Io; yo te?' was the instant reply - 'Yes; don't you?' And a few minutes later the chieftain of the village came forward with an offering, which consisted of large and generous portions of flesh, only too obviously of human origin. He seemed genuinely disappointed when I refused.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (2)

All About Cannibalism

Everything you wanted to know about cannibalism, but were afraid to ask.
'Do you people eat human bodies?' I said one day, upon entering a native village, and pointed to a quantity of meat, spitted upon long skewers, being smoke-dried over numerous smouldering fires. 'Io; yo te?' was the instant reply - 'Yes; don't you?' And a few minutes later the chieftain of the village came forward with an offering, which consisted of large and generous portions of flesh, only too obviously of human origin. He seemed genuinely disappointed when I refused.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (2)

Literary Traveller

Some may find interesting articles here about an author.
Literary Traveler is dedicated to the exploration of the literary imagination. We hope to bring you inspiring, informative articles about writers, creative artists, and the places that they lived and traveled.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Literary Traveller

Some may find interesting articles here about an author.
Literary Traveler is dedicated to the exploration of the literary imagination. We hope to bring you inspiring, informative articles about writers, creative artists, and the places that they lived and traveled.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Age Gauge

Enter in your birthday and check out where your age compares to world events and celebrities.
(Thanks Marlea)
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM | Comments (1)

Age Gauge

Enter in your birthday and check out where your age compares to world events and celebrities.
(Thanks Marlea)
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM | Comments (1)

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Headed for Disaster?

From The Daily Reckoning:
"The Federal government has maxed out its credit card," writes colleague, Dan Ferris. "So it's doing what any good American would do.

"It's getting another card.

"Congress is getting set to raise the federal debt limit $800 billion to $8.134 trillion. It cleared the Senate Wednesday night and went to the House last night. It's thought that this will get the government through Sept. 30, 2005."

The Clinton Administration added to federal spending at a rate of 1.5% per year. George W. Bush got out the credit card and boosted spending nearly four times as fast - an annual rate of 5.1%.

According to what we read, even if every ounce of gold ever mined had been available to it, the Federal government still wouldn't have had enough money to cover its deficits in George W. Bush's first term.
And the bears at the Daily Reckoning aren't the only ones worried.
Posted by Chris at 4:29 PM | Comments (1)

Headed for Disaster?

From The Daily Reckoning:
"The Federal government has maxed out its credit card," writes colleague, Dan Ferris. "So it's doing what any good American would do.

"It's getting another card.

"Congress is getting set to raise the federal debt limit $800 billion to $8.134 trillion. It cleared the Senate Wednesday night and went to the House last night. It's thought that this will get the government through Sept. 30, 2005."

The Clinton Administration added to federal spending at a rate of 1.5% per year. George W. Bush got out the credit card and boosted spending nearly four times as fast - an annual rate of 5.1%.

According to what we read, even if every ounce of gold ever mined had been available to it, the Federal government still wouldn't have had enough money to cover its deficits in George W. Bush's first term.
And the bears at the Daily Reckoning aren't the only ones worried.
Posted by Chris at 4:29 PM | Comments (1)

Soviet Space Battle Station

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From Militaryphotos.net forum:
Soviet Union was developing laser space battle station Skif from beginning of 80's.
Length: 37 meters
Diameter: 4.1 meter
Weight: around 80 tons
It was supposed to be launched by Energia booster (same as for Buran shuttle) Unarmed prototype filled with scientific equipment was created around 1985 and launched 15 May 1987. It was failed to start operations and with the fall of Soviet Union project was scrapped.
Posted by Chris at 10:51 AM

Soviet Space Battle Station

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From Militaryphotos.net forum:
Soviet Union was developing laser space battle station Skif from beginning of 80's.
Length: 37 meters
Diameter: 4.1 meter
Weight: around 80 tons
It was supposed to be launched by Energia booster (same as for Buran shuttle) Unarmed prototype filled with scientific equipment was created around 1985 and launched 15 May 1987. It was failed to start operations and with the fall of Soviet Union project was scrapped.
Posted by Chris at 10:51 AM

The Serpent's Wall

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This site is fascinating. It is an amateurish tour through the battlefields of Kiev. There are plenty of bunkers and artifacts there even 60 years after the war and this lady has found plenty.
60 years ago a Kiev's area witnessed ones of the most severe battles of WW2. Covered with earth from explosions the humans, arms and ammunitions was left on a battlefields.

With entering this site, you will join me and my friends for visiting a historic places of battles. We don't take a standart trips with their boring guides, we take a shovels, detectors and plenty of water. Water because the only way to find something is to dig and when you dig, you drink, you drink a lot because once you found a relic you can't stop digging, you know, it is real, it was there in time of a great event and you know that next item can be this special one that worth you efforts...
Update:
I just checked the rest of this site and this was the lady who went through Chernobyl on her motorcycle. She gets around.
Posted by Chris at 10:20 AM | Comments (2)

The Serpent's Wall

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This site is fascinating. It is an amateurish tour through the battlefields of Kiev. There are plenty of bunkers and artifacts there even 60 years after the war and this lady has found plenty.
60 years ago a Kiev's area witnessed ones of the most severe battles of WW2. Covered with earth from explosions the humans, arms and ammunitions was left on a battlefields.

With entering this site, you will join me and my friends for visiting a historic places of battles. We don't take a standart trips with their boring guides, we take a shovels, detectors and plenty of water. Water because the only way to find something is to dig and when you dig, you drink, you drink a lot because once you found a relic you can't stop digging, you know, it is real, it was there in time of a great event and you know that next item can be this special one that worth you efforts...
Update:
I just checked the rest of this site and this was the lady who went through Chernobyl on her motorcycle. She gets around.
Posted by Chris at 10:20 AM | Comments (2)

Our Leader

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Buckle your seatbelts kids. It's gonna be a long four years.
On my way to work Wednesday morning, I looked up and saw a giant billboard with a picture of George W. Bush and the words “OUR LEADER” under it. The first thing I thought was, when was the last time I have seen a president on a billboard? What is going on? Didn’t Saddam Hussein have his picture up everywhere? What next, a statue?
Posted by Chris at 6:51 AM | Comments (8)

Our Leader

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Buckle your seatbelts kids. It's gonna be a long four years.
On my way to work Wednesday morning, I looked up and saw a giant billboard with a picture of George W. Bush and the words “OUR LEADER” under it. The first thing I thought was, when was the last time I have seen a president on a billboard? What is going on? Didn’t Saddam Hussein have his picture up everywhere? What next, a statue?
Posted by Chris at 6:51 AM | Comments (8)

The Grey Sweatsuit Revolution

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THE GREY SWEATSUIT REVOLUTION is a voluntary experiment in personal and social expression via the limitation of one's superficial identity to a grey sweatsuit for a pre-determined and extended period of time, such as a season, or for the rest of your life.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (3)

The Grey Sweatsuit Revolution

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THE GREY SWEATSUIT REVOLUTION is a voluntary experiment in personal and social expression via the limitation of one's superficial identity to a grey sweatsuit for a pre-determined and extended period of time, such as a season, or for the rest of your life.
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (3)

Build a Yummy TV Burger (in 10 not so easy steps)

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hours of hard work — and plenty of clever tricks — to make a fast-food burger look good enough to eat. We went on the set of a burger commercial to capture the step-by-step action. Roll over the numbers on the left to see each step. (Warning: The truth may spoil your appetite!)
Some other tricks here.
(via Fast Food Fever)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Build a Yummy TV Burger (in 10 not so easy steps)

food010.jpg

hours of hard work — and plenty of clever tricks — to make a fast-food burger look good enough to eat. We went on the set of a burger commercial to capture the step-by-step action. Roll over the numbers on the left to see each step. (Warning: The truth may spoil your appetite!)
Some other tricks here.
(via Fast Food Fever)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Spy Photos That Made History

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PBS has a nice collection of photos taken from spy satellites with a small blurb about each one. Above is a photo taken of ballistic missles in Cuba during the Cuban Missle Crisis.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Spy Photos That Made History

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PBS has a nice collection of photos taken from spy satellites with a small blurb about each one. Above is a photo taken of ballistic missles in Cuba during the Cuban Missle Crisis.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Computer Case Mods

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There are some nice mods here but I had to post the picture of the Millenium Falcon mod.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM | Comments (2)

Computer Case Mods

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There are some nice mods here but I had to post the picture of the Millenium Falcon mod.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM | Comments (2)

New York Changing

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New York Changing, the current body of work by New York City photographer Douglas Levere, is a photographic record of the ever-changing landscape of New York City. Guided by Berenice Abbott’s 1930’s project Changing New York, Levere revisited neighborhoods and former storefronts, documenting the evolution of the metropolis known for constantly reinventing itself.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (2)

New York Changing

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New York Changing, the current body of work by New York City photographer Douglas Levere, is a photographic record of the ever-changing landscape of New York City. Guided by Berenice Abbott’s 1930’s project Changing New York, Levere revisited neighborhoods and former storefronts, documenting the evolution of the metropolis known for constantly reinventing itself.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (2)

1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

Rantum Scantum?
Posted by Chris at 6:15 AM

1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

Rantum Scantum?
Posted by Chris at 6:15 AM

Knight Rider Replicas

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A "Knight Replica" is a replica of one of the vehicles used in the Knight Rider series. Most replicas are of the famous KITT (or infamous KARR), for several good reasons. KITT was essentially the star of the original Knight Rider, and both KITT and KARR are based on a fairly inexpensive automobile, a modified 3rd generation Pontiac Firebird.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM

Knight Rider Replicas

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A "Knight Replica" is a replica of one of the vehicles used in the Knight Rider series. Most replicas are of the famous KITT (or infamous KARR), for several good reasons. KITT was essentially the star of the original Knight Rider, and both KITT and KARR are based on a fairly inexpensive automobile, a modified 3rd generation Pontiac Firebird.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM

Monday, November 22, 2004

Kevin Sites

Kevin Sites was present when that Iraqi POW was killed and weighs in with his account.
So here, ultimately, is how it all plays out: when the Iraqi man in the mosque posed a threat, he was your enemy; when he was subdued he was your responsibility; when he was killed in front of my eyes and my camera -- the story of his death became my responsibility.

The burdens of war, as you so well know, are unforgiving for all of us.
Posted by Chris at 11:56 AM | Comments (2)

Kevin Sites

Kevin Sites was present when that Iraqi POW was killed and weighs in with his account.
So here, ultimately, is how it all plays out: when the Iraqi man in the mosque posed a threat, he was your enemy; when he was subdued he was your responsibility; when he was killed in front of my eyes and my camera -- the story of his death became my responsibility.

The burdens of war, as you so well know, are unforgiving for all of us.
Posted by Chris at 11:56 AM | Comments (2)

The Hand Up Project

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Helping homeless hermit crabs.
Based on what we know about the new needs of these animals in their current environment, the Hand Up Project proposes to manufacture alternative forms of housing, specifically designed for use by land hermit crabs, out of plastic. This solution offers multiple benefits. Not only will the project afford the animal badly needed additional forms of shelter, but we also contend that, by utilizing current technology, we may now be better equipped to meet the needs of this life-form than nature ever has.
I love the way the article starts out.
Right now, 30 percent of all hermit crabs on our shorelines are living in shells that are too small for them.
THE HORROR!!
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 10:50 AM

The Hand Up Project

demaray3.jpg

Helping homeless hermit crabs.
Based on what we know about the new needs of these animals in their current environment, the Hand Up Project proposes to manufacture alternative forms of housing, specifically designed for use by land hermit crabs, out of plastic. This solution offers multiple benefits. Not only will the project afford the animal badly needed additional forms of shelter, but we also contend that, by utilizing current technology, we may now be better equipped to meet the needs of this life-form than nature ever has.
I love the way the article starts out.
Right now, 30 percent of all hermit crabs on our shorelines are living in shells that are too small for them.
THE HORROR!!
(via Metafilter)
Posted by Chris at 10:50 AM

Fun With Street Boxes

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This is a terrific gallery of art drawn on street boxes. (I especially liked the fish tank one)
Posted by Chris at 10:03 AM

Fun With Street Boxes

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This is a terrific gallery of art drawn on street boxes. (I especially liked the fish tank one)
Posted by Chris at 10:03 AM

Photo Gallery of Japanese Sewers

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There are some interesting pictures of Japanese sewers in this gallery although I could swear that some of these are screen captures from Half Life 2. And yes, I did buy the game and played it way too much this weekend.

Since I am on the topic, I have to say that the game is wonderful and all except for the fact that everytime I start a new game it connects to Steam to verify if I have a legitimate version and not a pirated copy. So, if I don't have an internet connection the game is worthless. I realize that software piracy is a big issue but at the same time I hate that I have bought a game and then have to go through a verification process everytime I start it.
Posted by Chris at 9:47 AM

Photo Gallery of Japanese Sewers

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There are some interesting pictures of Japanese sewers in this gallery although I could swear that some of these are screen captures from Half Life 2. And yes, I did buy the game and played it way too much this weekend.

Since I am on the topic, I have to say that the game is wonderful and all except for the fact that everytime I start a new game it connects to Steam to verify if I have a legitimate version and not a pirated copy. So, if I don't have an internet connection the game is worthless. I realize that software piracy is a big issue but at the same time I hate that I have bought a game and then have to go through a verification process everytime I start it.
Posted by Chris at 9:47 AM

Chainsaw Art

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A gallery of sculptures created with chainsaws.
Posted by Chris at 6:52 AM | Comments (3)

Chainsaw Art

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A gallery of sculptures created with chainsaws.
Posted by Chris at 6:52 AM | Comments (3)

The Rules of Dueling

I checked but surprisingly didn't find this on Zell Miller's website.
(via Backward's City)
Posted by Chris at 6:47 AM

The Rules of Dueling

I checked but surprisingly didn't find this on Zell Miller's website.
(via Backward's City)
Posted by Chris at 6:47 AM

Pepsi Spice Project

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This guy tries to do the Supersize me thing but with Pepsi Holiday Spice instead of Mcdonalds. Oh, and he has a blog of course.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Pepsi Spice Project

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This guy tries to do the Supersize me thing but with Pepsi Holiday Spice instead of Mcdonalds. Oh, and he has a blog of course.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Celestia

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This is a very nice, and FREE planetarium program.
Celestia is a free real-time space simulation that lets you experience our universe in three dimensions. Unlike most planetarium software, Celestia doesn't confine you to the surface of the Earth. You can travel throughout the solar system, to any of over 100,000 stars, or even beyond the galaxy. All travel in Celestia is seamless; the exponential zoom feature lets you explore space across a huge range of scales, from galaxy clusters down to spacecraft only a few meters across. A 'point-and-goto' interface makes it simple to navigate through the universe to the object you want to visit.
(Thanks Eugene)
Posted by Chris at 6:21 AM

Celestia

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This is a very nice, and FREE planetarium program.
Celestia is a free real-time space simulation that lets you experience our universe in three dimensions. Unlike most planetarium software, Celestia doesn't confine you to the surface of the Earth. You can travel throughout the solar system, to any of over 100,000 stars, or even beyond the galaxy. All travel in Celestia is seamless; the exponential zoom feature lets you explore space across a huge range of scales, from galaxy clusters down to spacecraft only a few meters across. A 'point-and-goto' interface makes it simple to navigate through the universe to the object you want to visit.
(Thanks Eugene)
Posted by Chris at 6:21 AM

Deliberately Concealed Garments Project

This is interesting. I didn't realize that garments were concealed in buildings, nevermind there being a website dedicated to them.
Despite the fact that this term may conjure images of underwear, it is used to describe instances where items of clothing have been deliberately hidden or buried in a building. The evidence for this practice dates back to the Middle Ages.

Builders, owners or residents appear to have hidden clothing and other objects in the fabric of buildings, intentionally sealing the space afterwards. Garments have been discovered at a later time when changes are being made to a building. They have been found most commonly near entrance and exit points in buildings, for example windows or chimneys.
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 6:05 AM

Deliberately Concealed Garments Project

This is interesting. I didn't realize that garments were concealed in buildings, nevermind there being a website dedicated to them.
Despite the fact that this term may conjure images of underwear, it is used to describe instances where items of clothing have been deliberately hidden or buried in a building. The evidence for this practice dates back to the Middle Ages.

Builders, owners or residents appear to have hidden clothing and other objects in the fabric of buildings, intentionally sealing the space afterwards. Garments have been discovered at a later time when changes are being made to a building. They have been found most commonly near entrance and exit points in buildings, for example windows or chimneys.
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 6:05 AM

Friday, November 19, 2004

eBay Pulse

A quick glance at the highest priced items and most watched items on eBay.
Posted by Chris at 10:29 AM | Comments (8)

eBay Pulse

A quick glance at the highest priced items and most watched items on eBay.
Posted by Chris at 10:29 AM | Comments (8)

Anime Case Mods

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These are some pretty amazing case mods. There is a gallery for each mod showing how he creates them. Impressive.
(via n07501337)
Posted by Chris at 1:00 AM | Comments (1)

Anime Case Mods

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These are some pretty amazing case mods. There is a gallery for each mod showing how he creates them. Impressive.
(via n07501337)
Posted by Chris at 1:00 AM | Comments (1)

Boombox Tablet PC

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The site is in Portuguese so I can't read it but I think he put a tablet pc into a boombox. Pretty cool actually.
Posted by Chris at 12:57 AM | Comments (1)

Boombox Tablet PC

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The site is in Portuguese so I can't read it but I think he put a tablet pc into a boombox. Pretty cool actually.
Posted by Chris at 12:57 AM | Comments (1)

When Your Co-Worker is Away

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Some amusing pranks to play. Most of these have been on the net for a bit but I hadn't seen the Chia Keyboard.
Posted by Chris at 12:56 AM | Comments (3)