Friday, July 30, 2004

Star Wars Production Art

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Keep Lucas away from these before they get "revised".
A talented conceptual artist with a vivid imagination, Ralph McQuarrie served as one of the major creative forces behind all three Star Was Films. McQuarrie's visionary paintings and concept drawings brought to life characters and locations that had previously existed only in the mind of George Lucas.
Posted by Chris at 2:44 PM

Star Wars Production Art

sw11.jpg

Keep Lucas away from these before they get "revised".
A talented conceptual artist with a vivid imagination, Ralph McQuarrie served as one of the major creative forces behind all three Star Was Films. McQuarrie's visionary paintings and concept drawings brought to life characters and locations that had previously existed only in the mind of George Lucas.
Posted by Chris at 2:44 PM

Huh

Anyone know what this is about?
(Thanks Jabberwocky)

UPDATE:
Thanks to reader Mikail for pointing out that there is also a blog for this site at http://ilovebees.blogspot.com/. Gauging from the comments, it seems that this site is just an advertisement for Halo 2. Funny that I just posted the other day about undercover marketing and then posted a site using it.
Posted by Chris at 2:00 PM | Comments (2)

Huh

Anyone know what this is about?
(Thanks Jabberwocky)

UPDATE:
Thanks to reader Mikail for pointing out that there is also a blog for this site at http://ilovebees.blogspot.com/. Gauging from the comments, it seems that this site is just an advertisement for Halo 2. Funny that I just posted the other day about undercover marketing and then posted a site using it.
Posted by Chris at 2:00 PM | Comments (2)

Dinner at Bill Gates' House

I had seen this around the blogosphere but I finally got around to reading it. It is an interesting read about an intern that had dinner at Bill's house.
Posted by Chris at 1:46 PM

Dinner at Bill Gates' House

I had seen this around the blogosphere but I finally got around to reading it. It is an interesting read about an intern that had dinner at Bill's house.
Posted by Chris at 1:46 PM

Finally

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It wasn't easy getting this kind of recognition. For starters, you have to go here.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 10:29 AM

Finally

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It wasn't easy getting this kind of recognition. For starters, you have to go here.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 10:29 AM

Return of the Jedi's New Ending

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Waxy has the video and it doesn't appear to be a joke. Could someone please get Lucas away from the editing room. Why does he feel this constant need to muck around with the holy trilogy. They were pretty damn successful in their original form. And why does Anakin get to be his young self again. Why doesn't Obi-Wan revert to young Obi-Wan? Is anyone still reading this?
Posted by Chris at 10:21 AM | Comments (2)

Return of the Jedi's New Ending

rotj.jpg

Waxy has the video and it doesn't appear to be a joke. Could someone please get Lucas away from the editing room. Why does he feel this constant need to muck around with the holy trilogy. They were pretty damn successful in their original form. And why does Anakin get to be his young self again. Why doesn't Obi-Wan revert to young Obi-Wan? Is anyone still reading this?
Posted by Chris at 10:21 AM | Comments (2)

Subway Rider Arrested for Eating

From CNN.com:
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A government scientist finishing a candy bar on her way into a subway station where eating is prohibited was arrested, handcuffed and detained for three hours by transit police.

Stephanie Willett said she was eating a PayDay bar on an escalator descending into a station July 16 when an officer warned her to finish it before entering the station. Both Willett and police agree that she nodded and put the last bit into her mouth before throwing the wrapper into a trash can.

Willett, a 45-year-old Environmental Protection Agency scientist, told radio station WTOP that the officer then followed her into the station, one of several in downtown Washington.
She is obviously a terrorist. Burn her!!!
Posted by Chris at 9:06 AM | Comments (1)

Subway Rider Arrested for Eating

From CNN.com:
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A government scientist finishing a candy bar on her way into a subway station where eating is prohibited was arrested, handcuffed and detained for three hours by transit police.

Stephanie Willett said she was eating a PayDay bar on an escalator descending into a station July 16 when an officer warned her to finish it before entering the station. Both Willett and police agree that she nodded and put the last bit into her mouth before throwing the wrapper into a trash can.

Willett, a 45-year-old Environmental Protection Agency scientist, told radio station WTOP that the officer then followed her into the station, one of several in downtown Washington.
She is obviously a terrorist. Burn her!!!

Female or Shemale

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By far the scariest quiz I have posted. I don't even want to tell you my results but in case you are wondering I got a 7 out of 16. I didn't think any of the men were women but thought that 9 women were men. Better to be safe than sorry.
(Thanks Rada from My2SecondShelfLife for the link)
Posted by Chris at 12:55 AM | Comments (5)

Female or Shemale

femalelogo.jpg

By far the scariest quiz I have posted. I don't even want to tell you my results but in case you are wondering I got a 7 out of 16. I didn't think any of the men were women but thought that 9 women were men. Better to be safe than sorry.
(Thanks Rada from My2SecondShelfLife for the link)
Posted by Chris at 12:55 AM | Comments (5)

Paint Job of the Week.

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Found here.
Posted by Chris at 12:47 AM

Paint Job of the Week.

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Found here.
Posted by Chris at 12:47 AM

Urban Asshole Identification Cards

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Bwahaha.
Now you can confront those who wrong you, in a way that won't result in your getting your ass beat up. Let the Urban Asshole cards do the talking for you, and put urban assholes in their place.

Each card is scored but not folded so you can present them as is or fold them up so that the recipient only sees "Congrats!" before they get "You're An Asshole" and the hard truth on the other side.
Posted by Chris at 12:40 AM

Urban Asshole Identification Cards

product_main_m_urban_1.jpg

Bwahaha.
Now you can confront those who wrong you, in a way that won't result in your getting your ass beat up. Let the Urban Asshole cards do the talking for you, and put urban assholes in their place.

Each card is scored but not folded so you can present them as is or fold them up so that the recipient only sees "Congrats!" before they get "You're An Asshole" and the hard truth on the other side.
Posted by Chris at 12:40 AM

Treasures of the World

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Stories behind the Mona Lisa, the Taj Mahal, the Hope Diamond and others.
It was the art theft of the century... On August 21st, 1911, someone stole the most famous painting in the world from the Louvre. According to author Seymour Reit, "Someone walked into the Salon Carré, lifted it off the wall and went out with it! The painting was stolen Monday morning, but the interesting thing about it was that it wasn't 'til Tuesday at noon that they first realized it was gone."
Posted by Chris at 12:35 AM

Treasures of the World

mona_large.jpg

Stories behind the Mona Lisa, the Taj Mahal, the Hope Diamond and others.
It was the art theft of the century... On August 21st, 1911, someone stole the most famous painting in the world from the Louvre. According to author Seymour Reit, "Someone walked into the Salon Carré, lifted it off the wall and went out with it! The painting was stolen Monday morning, but the interesting thing about it was that it wasn't 'til Tuesday at noon that they first realized it was gone."
Posted by Chris at 12:35 AM

Phonebashing

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This looks fake. Or illegal.
(via MonkeyFilter)
Posted by Chris at 12:30 AM

Phonebashing

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This looks fake. Or illegal.
(via MonkeyFilter)
Posted by Chris at 12:30 AM

Space Suits

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A really cool gallery of space suits. Pictured is:
The KKO-3 was the first mass-produced Soviet partial pressure suit. It was very similar to the US MC-3 of the same period.
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 12:15 AM

Space Suits

kko3garn.jpg

A really cool gallery of space suits. Pictured is:
The KKO-3 was the first mass-produced Soviet partial pressure suit. It was very similar to the US MC-3 of the same period.
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 12:15 AM

President Bush's Commercial Outtakes

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Ok so it is actually Will Ferrell playing W. Pretty funny.
Posted by Chris at 12:10 AM | Comments (1)

President Bush's Commercial Outtakes

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Ok so it is actually Will Ferrell playing W. Pretty funny.
Posted by Chris at 12:10 AM | Comments (1)

Sandals & Socks

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Finally, a website dedicated to people who wear socks with sandals.
(Thanks Rada)
Posted by Chris at 12:05 AM

Sandals & Socks

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Finally, a website dedicated to people who wear socks with sandals.
(Thanks Rada)
Posted by Chris at 12:05 AM

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Squirrels in Black and White

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Radmila from My2SecondShelfLife mentioned to me that Americans are always freaked out when they see black squirrels while visiting Canada. Count me in with the other Americans because I had no idea that squirrels came in any color other than gray. I guess it is one of those weird Canadian things like Mounties, saying "Eh" at the end of a sentence, and Bryan Adams. You can go to scary squirrel world for more info.
Posted by Chris at 1:36 PM | Comments (11)

Squirrels in Black and White

squirrel.jpg white10.jpg

Radmila from My2SecondShelfLife mentioned to me that Americans are always freaked out when they see black squirrels while visiting Canada. Count me in with the other Americans because I had no idea that squirrels came in any color other than gray. I guess it is one of those weird Canadian things like Mounties, saying "Eh" at the end of a sentence, and Bryan Adams. You can go to scary squirrel world for more info.
Posted by Chris at 1:36 PM | Comments (11)

Monster Segway

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For off roading?
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 10:56 AM

Monster Segway

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For off roading?
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 10:56 AM

The Europe Quiz

This quiz was tricky. It gives you a country name and you have to point it out on a map of Europe. My score was 62 out of 111. In my defense, eastern Europe is difficult because it changes too often. That's my story and I am sticking with it. I am curious to what Europeans are scoring on this quiz.
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM | Comments (5)

The Europe Quiz

This quiz was tricky. It gives you a country name and you have to point it out on a map of Europe. My score was 62 out of 111. In my defense, eastern Europe is difficult because it changes too often. That's my story and I am sticking with it. I am curious to what Europeans are scoring on this quiz.
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM | Comments (5)

Lick-n-Span

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Looks very sanitary. More products here.
Posted by Chris at 6:38 AM

Lick-n-Span

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Looks very sanitary. More products here.
Posted by Chris at 6:38 AM

Subliminal Advertising

While googling "undercover advertising" I came across this site. I had almost forgotten about this story.
On September 12, 1957, a market researcher named James M. Vicary called a press conference to announce the formation of the a new corporation, the Subliminal Projection Company, formed to exploit what Vicary called a major breakthrough in advertising: subliminal stimuli. Vicary described the results of a six-week test conducted in a New Jersey movie theater, in which a high speed projector was used to flash the slogans "drink Coke" and "eat popcorn" over the film for 1/3,000 of a second at five-second intervals. According to Vicary, popcorn sales went up 57.5 percent over the six weeks; Cokes sales were up 18.1 percent.

Vicary's announcement immediately touched something like a national hysteria. Outraged editorials appeared in major magazines and newspapers; outraged congressmen drafted laws and made themselves available for outraged interviews. This was the year of Vance Packard's best-selling expose of the advertising industry, The Hidden Persuaders, and the public was apparently willing to believe anything about Madison Avenue--1984 was just around the corner.

Overlooked in all the hullaballoo were Vicary's own relatively modest claims for his invention. It was useful only as a reminder, he said, and couldn't persuade anyone to do what they didn't want to do in the first place. But even he was probably overstating the case. While Vicary steadfastly refused to release any of his data (or even the location of the theater where the tests were conducted), psychologists who had performed similar experiments gleefully contradicted his results. A weak stimulus, they said, produced a weak impression; the subliminal "message" was no more hypnotic than a slogan on a billboard glimpsed out of the corner of the eye.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Subliminal Advertising

While googling "undercover advertising" I came across this site. I had almost forgotten about this story.
On September 12, 1957, a market researcher named James M. Vicary called a press conference to announce the formation of the a new corporation, the Subliminal Projection Company, formed to exploit what Vicary called a major breakthrough in advertising: subliminal stimuli. Vicary described the results of a six-week test conducted in a New Jersey movie theater, in which a high speed projector was used to flash the slogans "drink Coke" and "eat popcorn" over the film for 1/3,000 of a second at five-second intervals. According to Vicary, popcorn sales went up 57.5 percent over the six weeks; Cokes sales were up 18.1 percent.

Vicary's announcement immediately touched something like a national hysteria. Outraged editorials appeared in major magazines and newspapers; outraged congressmen drafted laws and made themselves available for outraged interviews. This was the year of Vance Packard's best-selling expose of the advertising industry, The Hidden Persuaders, and the public was apparently willing to believe anything about Madison Avenue--1984 was just around the corner.

Overlooked in all the hullaballoo were Vicary's own relatively modest claims for his invention. It was useful only as a reminder, he said, and couldn't persuade anyone to do what they didn't want to do in the first place. But even he was probably overstating the case. While Vicary steadfastly refused to release any of his data (or even the location of the theater where the tests were conducted), psychologists who had performed similar experiments gleefully contradicted his results. A weak stimulus, they said, produced a weak impression; the subliminal "message" was no more hypnotic than a slogan on a billboard glimpsed out of the corner of the eye.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Undercover Marketing

Here is another reason not to talk to strangers. They might actually be paid by companies to push their products.
Undercover marketing is a subset of guerrilla marketing where the consumer doesn't realize they're being marketed to. For example, a marketing company might pay an actor or socially adept person to use a certain product visibly and convincingly in locations where target consumers congregate. While there, the actor will also talk up their product to people they befriend in that location, even handing out samples if it is economically feasible. The actor will often be able to sell consumers on their product without those consumers even noticing it.
60 Minutes had a piece about Undercover Marketing last week. It seems that product placement in movies and television shows aren't working as well as they would like. This has to be risky business for companies to cross this line. Won't there be consequences from people who have found out that they were manipulated by undercover marketers?
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Undercover Marketing

Here is another reason not to talk to strangers. They might actually be paid by companies to push their products.
Undercover marketing is a subset of guerrilla marketing where the consumer doesn't realize they're being marketed to. For example, a marketing company might pay an actor or socially adept person to use a certain product visibly and convincingly in locations where target consumers congregate. While there, the actor will also talk up their product to people they befriend in that location, even handing out samples if it is economically feasible. The actor will often be able to sell consumers on their product without those consumers even noticing it.
60 Minutes had a piece about Undercover Marketing last week. It seems that product placement in movies and television shows aren't working as well as they would like. This has to be risky business for companies to cross this line. Won't there be consequences from people who have found out that they were manipulated by undercover marketers?
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Top 50 Worst Guitar Solos of the Millenium

And another list.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Top 50 Worst Guitar Solos of the Millenium

And another list.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

My Afternoon in the Cage

Being a beneficiary of Alan Greenspan's 'New Economy', I was free yesterday afternoon and decided to spend it in downtown Boston looking for freaks drawn to the DNC.

Little luck on the Commons - they were taken up by Scientologists and Falun Gong-ers, the latter sitting handcuffed in small cages wearing bloody gowns, apparently showing what the Red Chinese are doing to them (there are people here who pay good money for similar treatment, but that's beside the point.)

Well, I was interested in another cage, so I walked down to the Fleet Center. To tell the truth, I didn't see more *overt* security than you'd see at a major sporting event thought likely to turn rowdy. Streets were blocked off to vehicles from about 5 blocks away, giving the sorely put-upon Boston pedestrians a real break. Lots of ordinary cops, on foot and horse mounted, and people were talking to them right friendly like. Got to Canal Street about 2:30pm and it was almost deserted - a few people hanging out in the open air beer joints and the like. So I went ahead and walked into the cage.

Bunch of cops hanging out at the entrances, but they didn't search me (or anyone else I saw) or act menacing or anything. When I got inside, I saw why. There were only about 20 people there, and that's the way it was for a couple of hours - they'd come and go but stayed at about that number. Reason was the speaker's platform (about 10 ft. square stuck up against some supporting beams for the overhead expressway) had been commendeered by evangalists. They were a mostly uninspired lot and people looked bored. Every now and then some dweeby looking college student would go up and say how everyone respected their religion, but didn't anyone have anything political to say? Well, there was one, talking about New World Order stuff like you can get off the WWW. He showed us how to see the WTC in a folded $20 bill, outgassed a little about the purported Bush/Bin-Laden connection, the whole smack. After a while I got bored too and went back outside and played solitare on my PDA waiting for something to happen.

Reason for that was the ambiance of the cage is atrocious. Reports comparing it to a concentration camp are I think a little overblown - yeah, it's all ugly concrete and steel and wire fences and razor wire, but really, a lot of Boston looks like that. Not much worse than a playground in one of our rougher neighborhoods. But I have 2 gripes. One, no place to sit except leaning against concrete barriers. I ain't as young as I used to be so my legs get tired of that after awhile. Two, the sound system stank. They had the gain way too high and the sound was fuzzy and distorted and was paining my ears. Other people seemed to agree, signs were hung all over the fences - half pro-Palestine and half bitching about the cage.

Well, about 4:30, I went back in, watched the preachers for a bit and was thinking about going home, when a dozen people marched in carrying signs like "God Hates America", "Demo Fags", "Boston = Sodomy". It was the Rev. Phelps and his merry crew from the Westboro Baptist Church.

They proceeded to commandeer the platform and started singing charming little ditties like "God Hates America" and blasting the Democrats as "Fags, Dykes and Fag Enablers." Well, you can imagine the reaction. The crowd swelled to about 100 (a third of them media) and they were screaming at Phelps to go home. I must say, they handled the hecklers pretty well - usually by launching into an appropriate song (the ladies sang pretty well, given the lousy sound system.)

While all this was going on, buses were pulling up outside and unloading delegates and other convention goers - some of which came up to the cage to see what all the racket was about. Then Phelps would point at them and scream "You're a fag (or dyke) and you're going straight to hell!"

Well, you couldn't pay money for entertainment like this, but after about an hour it got repetitious. The only useful thing any of the hecklers did is that one of them asked 'how long is this going to go on?' and they answered they had a permit until 7pm. My legs and ears were giving out, so I took it as a cue to go home.

A lovely time was had by all. But I didn't get to see any anarchists. I feel cheated.

Posted by at 2:04 PM | Comments (5)

My Afternoon in the Cage

Being a beneficiary of Alan Greenspan's 'New Economy', I was free yesterday afternoon and decided to spend it in downtown Boston looking for freaks drawn to the DNC. Little luck on the Commons - they were taken up by Scientologists and Falun Gong-ers, the latter sitting handcuffed in small cages wearing bloody gowns, apparently showing what the Red Chinese are doing to them (there are people here who pay good money for similar treatment, but that's beside the point.) Well, I was interested in another cage, so I walked down to the Fleet Center. To tell the truth, I didn't see more *overt* security than you'd see at a major sporting event thought likely to turn rowdy. Streets were blocked off to vehicles from about 5 blocks away, giving the sorely put-upon Boston pedestrians a real break. Lots of ordinary cops, on foot and horse mounted, and people were talking to them right friendly like. Got to Canal Street about 2:30pm and it was almost deserted - a few people hanging out in the open air beer joints and the like. So I went ahead and walked into the cage. Bunch of cops hanging out at the entrances, but they didn't search me (or anyone else I saw) or act menacing or anything. When I got inside, I saw why. There were only about 20 people there, and that's the way it was for a couple of hours - they'd come and go but stayed at about that number. Reason was the speaker's platform (about 10 ft. square stuck up against some supporting beams for the overhead expressway) had been commendeered by evangalists. They were a mostly uninspired lot and people looked bored. Every now and then some dweeby looking college student would go up and say how everyone respected their religion, but didn't anyone have anything political to say? Well, there was one, talking about New World Order stuff like you can get off the WWW. He showed us how to see the WTC in a folded $20 bill, outgassed a little about the purported Bush/Bin-Laden connection, the whole smack. After a while I got bored too and went back outside and played solitare on my PDA waiting for something to happen. Reason for that was the ambiance of the cage is atrocious. Reports comparing it to a concentration camp are I think a little overblown - yeah, it's all ugly concrete and steel and wire fences and razor wire, but really, a lot of Boston looks like that. Not much worse than a playground in one of our rougher neighborhoods. But I have 2 gripes. One, no place to sit except leaning against concrete barriers. I ain't as young as I used to be so my legs get tired of that after awhile. Two, the sound system stank. They had the gain way too high and the sound was fuzzy and distorted and was paining my ears. Other people seemed to agree, signs were hung all over the fences - half pro-Palestine and half bitching about the cage. Well, about 4:30, I went back in, watched the preachers for a bit and was thinking about going home, when a dozen people marched in carrying signs like "God Hates America", "Demo Fags", "Boston = Sodomy". It was the Rev. Phelps and his merry crew from the Westboro Baptist Church. They proceeded to commandeer the platform and started singing charming little ditties like "God Hates America" and blasting the Democrats as "Fags, Dykes and Fag Enablers." Well, you can imagine the reaction. The crowd swelled to about 100 (a third of them media) and they were screaming at Phelps to go home. I must say, they handled the hecklers pretty well - usually by launching into an appropriate song (the ladies sang pretty well, given the lousy sound system.) While all this was going on, buses were pulling up outside and unloading delegates and other convention goers - some of which came up to the cage to see what all the racket was about. Then Phelps would point at them and scream "You're a fag (or dyke) and you're going straight to hell!" Well, you couldn't pay money for entertainment like this, but after about an hour it got repetitious. The only useful thing any of the hecklers did is that one of them asked 'how long is this going to go on?' and they answered they had a permit until 7pm. My legs and ears were giving out, so I took it as a cue to go home. A lovely time was had by all. But I didn't get to see any anarchists. I feel cheated.
Posted by Chris at 2:04 PM | Comments (5)

Segway Polo

No pictures of it but a good video.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 9:27 AM

Segway Polo

No pictures of it but a good video.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 9:27 AM

Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age

Enter your age and take a look. Here are some examples for my age (30)
  • Mark Twain published his first short story, "Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog."
  • Nat Turner led a slave rebellion.
  • Donald Trump persuaded bankers to lend him $80 million so he could buy the Commodore Hotel.
  • Bill Gates was the first person ever to become a billionaire by age 30.
Posted by Chris at 9:09 AM

Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age

Enter your age and take a look. Here are some examples for my age (30)
  • Mark Twain published his first short story, "Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog."
  • Nat Turner led a slave rebellion.
  • Donald Trump persuaded bankers to lend him $80 million so he could buy the Commodore Hotel.
  • Bill Gates was the first person ever to become a billionaire by age 30.
Posted by Chris at 9:09 AM

Total A##hole Compression

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Revolutionary!!
TAC* is the best compression format available for the web today! By using revolutionary scientific methods, research teams at RSG and the Beige Programming ensemble were able to a compose a complex software tool that expels many of the myths that surround modern file compression techniques. The secret of TAC compression is not that it makes files smaller, but that it makes files bigger, much bigger.** This provides the end user with a compression tool to meet almost any need in today's bandwidth and gig overloaded computing world.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM

Total A##hole Compression

TAC_frame_000.jpg

Revolutionary!!
TAC* is the best compression format available for the web today! By using revolutionary scientific methods, research teams at RSG and the Beige Programming ensemble were able to a compose a complex software tool that expels many of the myths that surround modern file compression techniques. The secret of TAC compression is not that it makes files smaller, but that it makes files bigger, much bigger.** This provides the end user with a compression tool to meet almost any need in today's bandwidth and gig overloaded computing world.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

This seems like a healthy relationship.
Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.

Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I am a text-book Only Child, and she is a violent psychopath, and we're warming up. Then factor in my being English while she is German, which not only makes each one of us personally and absolutely responsible for the history, and the social and cultural mores of our respective countries, but also opens up a whole field of sub-arguments grounded in grammatical and semantic disputes and, well, just try saying anything and walking away.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

This seems like a healthy relationship.
Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.

Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I am a text-book Only Child, and she is a violent psychopath, and we're warming up. Then factor in my being English while she is German, which not only makes each one of us personally and absolutely responsible for the history, and the social and cultural mores of our respective countries, but also opens up a whole field of sub-arguments grounded in grammatical and semantic disputes and, well, just try saying anything and walking away.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

1:20th Scale Battleship Model

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Imagine you are out fishing in a canoe and you look to see this coming right at you.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

1:20th Scale Battleship Model

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Imagine you are out fishing in a canoe and you look to see this coming right at you.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

NASA Finds the Death Star

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Oops no wait. It is Saturn's moon Mimas.
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM | Comments (1)

NASA Finds the Death Star

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Oops no wait. It is Saturn's moon Mimas.
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM | Comments (1)

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Build Your Own Electroscope and Radiation Detector

For those of us who are too cheap to buy a Geiger Counter, you can make your own.
An electroscope is a device that is used to demonstrate properties of static electricty. Static electricity is a phenomenom that takes many forms. It can be an electric shock you can get after walking over a carpet, or it can be a lightning bolt from the sky. The electroscope demonstrates the repulsive force that is exerted between two nearby objects with the same electric charge. This page tells how you can make your own electroscope from materials commonly found in your house.
(Thanks pvc)
Posted by Chris at 3:15 PM

Build Your Own Electroscope and Radiation Detector

For those of us who are too cheap to buy a Geiger Counter, you can make your own.
An electroscope is a device that is used to demonstrate properties of static electricty. Static electricity is a phenomenom that takes many forms. It can be an electric shock you can get after walking over a carpet, or it can be a lightning bolt from the sky. The electroscope demonstrates the repulsive force that is exerted between two nearby objects with the same electric charge. This page tells how you can make your own electroscope from materials commonly found in your house.
(Thanks pvc)
Posted by Chris at 3:15 PM

Clinton Sighting in Harvard Square

My boss came back from lunch and said that Clinton was buying a watch in Alpha Omega which is right next to Out of Town News in Harvard Square.(A block away from my office) So I went over to check it out.

There was a crowd of a few hundred outside the store and I was across the street. He was in there for about 15 minutes. There were 2 big black SUVs parked outside with an army of police outside and Secret Service on the roof of the store.

The police started to line up in front of the door to Alpha Omega. The crowd started to chant "We want Bill". The door opened and from my vantage point I could just see the top of his head. He shook hands and signed some books for a few minutes as he made his way to the SUV. When he got to it, he opened the door and stepped up so he could see over the truck and waved to us on the other side. The crowd went wild like it was a rock star.

And I didn't have my camera... GRRRRRR
Posted by Chris at 3:01 PM

Clinton Sighting in Harvard Square

My boss came back from lunch and said that Clinton was buying a watch in Alpha Omega which is right next to Out of Town News in Harvard Square.(A block away from my office) So I went over to check it out.

There was a crowd of a few hundred outside the store and I was across the street. He was in there for about 15 minutes. There were 2 big black SUVs parked outside with an army of police outside and Secret Service on the roof of the store.

The police started to line up in front of the door to Alpha Omega. The crowd started to chant "We want Bill". The door opened and from my vantage point I could just see the top of his head. He shook hands and signed some books for a few minutes as he made his way to the SUV. When he got to it, he opened the door and stepped up so he could see over the truck and waved to us on the other side. The crowd went wild like it was a rock star.

And I didn't have my camera... GRRRRRR
Posted by Chris at 3:01 PM

Pictures of the Free Speech Zone

Here are some good photos of the surreal "Free Speech Zone" at the DNC. America, Land of the Free (in certain designated areas)
Posted by Chris at 10:30 AM | Comments (1)

Pictures of the Free Speech Zone

Here are some good photos of the surreal "Free Speech Zone" at the DNC. America, Land of the Free (in certain designated areas)
Posted by Chris at 10:30 AM | Comments (1)

How Fast Do You Read

Start the timer and read the text. When the minute is up it will flash a dialog box to tell you time expired and you then click on the word you were reading when time expired. It will then tell you how many words you read a minute. My results were in the 350 - 400 range. (Avg is about 250).
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 9:21 AM

How Fast Do You Read

Start the timer and read the text. When the minute is up it will flash a dialog box to tell you time expired and you then click on the word you were reading when time expired. It will then tell you how many words you read a minute. My results were in the 350 - 400 range. (Avg is about 250).
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 9:21 AM

Spy Numbers

Any Hams ever hear about this before? More about it here.
"59372 98324 19043 78903 95320...". The mechanized female voice drones on and on... What have you stumbled on to? Instructions to spies? Messages exchanged between drug dealers? Deliberate attempts at deception and mis-information?

Chances are, all of the above! What you've tuned in to is called a "Spy Numbers Station". They've been on the air for several decades, and only recently have the mysteries started to unfold. But there's still much we don't know about these mysterious stations. With the information on these pages, you'll discover the little that we do know about these stations, what we're still trying to learn, and how you too can tune in to the spies.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Spy Numbers

Any Hams ever hear about this before? More about it here.
"59372 98324 19043 78903 95320...". The mechanized female voice drones on and on... What have you stumbled on to? Instructions to spies? Messages exchanged between drug dealers? Deliberate attempts at deception and mis-information?

Chances are, all of the above! What you've tuned in to is called a "Spy Numbers Station". They've been on the air for several decades, and only recently have the mysteries started to unfold. But there's still much we don't know about these mysterious stations. With the information on these pages, you'll discover the little that we do know about these stations, what we're still trying to learn, and how you too can tune in to the spies.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Coffee Mug Heaven

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A gallery of all types of coffee mugs.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:33 AM

Coffee Mug Heaven

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A gallery of all types of coffee mugs.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:33 AM

Monday, July 26, 2004

Nukalert Keychain

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Carried everywhere your keys go, with NukAlert's 24/7 constant monitoring, you'll always be promptly alerted to the unseen, but acutely dangerous, levels of radiation if/when present.

A benefit of the NukAlert™, not to be overlooked, is that it will also confirm when and where those higher levels of radiation are not present, too.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (1)

Nukalert Keychain

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Carried everywhere your keys go, with NukAlert's 24/7 constant monitoring, you'll always be promptly alerted to the unseen, but acutely dangerous, levels of radiation if/when present.

A benefit of the NukAlert™, not to be overlooked, is that it will also confirm when and where those higher levels of radiation are not present, too.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (1)

The Wooden Mirror

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Speechless.
The Wooden Mirror project is an art installation, and as such the goals leading to its creation are a bit vague. The piece explores the line between analog and digital. In the essence of the piece is the notion of inflicting digital order on a material that is as analog as it gets Ō wood. I was hoping to take the computational power of a computer and video camera , and seamlessly integrate them into the physicality warmth and beauty of a wooden mirror. The piece reflects any object or person in front of it by organizing the wooden pieces. It moves fast enough to create live animation.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (1)

The Wooden Mirror

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Speechless.
The Wooden Mirror project is an art installation, and as such the goals leading to its creation are a bit vague. The piece explores the line between analog and digital. In the essence of the piece is the notion of inflicting digital order on a material that is as analog as it gets Ō wood. I was hoping to take the computational power of a computer and video camera , and seamlessly integrate them into the physicality warmth and beauty of a wooden mirror. The piece reflects any object or person in front of it by organizing the wooden pieces. It moves fast enough to create live animation.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (1)

LEGO Guitar

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This is one of the better LEGO projects I have seen. Kudos for using the Les Paul style shape too. I would have thought that the shape had too many curves for that style but it looks pretty good.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

LEGO Guitar

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This is one of the better LEGO projects I have seen. Kudos for using the Les Paul style shape too. I would have thought that the shape had too many curves for that style but it looks pretty good.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

The Eunicycle

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Not sure if a unicycle was screaming for a motor but...
In theory, operation is very simple: just sit on it and lean to change speed and twist to change direction. In practice, it takes a while to learn to ride it competently.

The Eunicycle balances itself using a simple feedback loop between a solid-state gyroscope and the wheel motor. When it detects itself tilting forward, it runs the wheel forward to keep it under the center of gravity. When it detects itself tilting backwards it runs the wheel backwards. It does this so rapidly, about 200 updates per second, that it feels perfectly smooth.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

The Eunicycle

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Not sure if a unicycle was screaming for a motor but...
In theory, operation is very simple: just sit on it and lean to change speed and twist to change direction. In practice, it takes a while to learn to ride it competently.

The Eunicycle balances itself using a simple feedback loop between a solid-state gyroscope and the wheel motor. When it detects itself tilting forward, it runs the wheel forward to keep it under the center of gravity. When it detects itself tilting backwards it runs the wheel backwards. It does this so rapidly, about 200 updates per second, that it feels perfectly smooth.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

GPS Coke Can X-Rayed

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Engadget has a post about the GPS Coke cans that were causing a fuss a few weeks ago. Somebody obtained one and x-rayed it.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

GPS Coke Can X-Rayed

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Engadget has a post about the GPS Coke cans that were causing a fuss a few weeks ago. Somebody obtained one and x-rayed it.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Retro Video Game Commercials

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I don't remember most of these. Hmmm.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 6:12 AM | Comments (1)

Retro Video Game Commercials

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I don't remember most of these. Hmmm.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 6:12 AM | Comments (1)

Copyscape

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Hmmmm.
Find copies of your content on the Web.
Posted by Chris at 6:05 AM | Comments (1)

Copyscape

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Hmmmm.
Find copies of your content on the Web.
Posted by Chris at 6:05 AM | Comments (1)

Sunday, July 25, 2004

Blogging the DNC

I work in Cambridge, MA, and have to commute through Boston to get to work so I will be headed into Fortess Boston all week. I am really not sure what to expect in terms of security on the subway or in the train stations. From the sounds of things, it seems that I have a pretty tedious commute ahead of me this week.

If you are interested about bloggers from Boston and their experiences living near the convention, Adam from Boston Common goes through Boston blogs and posts some of the more relevant posts. For the DNC week he has a special section devoted to the Convention. Be sure to check it out. The only interest I really have in the DNC is how do I get home before midnight through all the checkpoints.
Posted by Chris at 10:12 PM

Blogging the DNC

I work in Cambridge, MA, and have to commute through Boston to get to work so I will be headed into Fortess Boston all week. I am really not sure what to expect in terms of security on the subway or in the train stations. From the sounds of things, it seems that I have a pretty tedious commute ahead of me this week.

If you are interested about bloggers from Boston and their experiences living near the convention, Adam from Boston Common goes through Boston blogs and posts some of the more relevant posts. For the DNC week he has a special section devoted to the Convention. Be sure to check it out. The only interest I really have in the DNC is how do I get home before midnight through all the checkpoints.
Posted by Chris at 10:12 PM

Knight Rider Dashboard Project

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If you can't get the Knight Rider car on Ebay, perhaps you can try to recreate one yourself. Or at least recreate the dashboard.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 9:30 PM

Knight Rider Dashboard Project

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If you can't get the Knight Rider car on Ebay, perhaps you can try to recreate one yourself. Or at least recreate the dashboard.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 9:30 PM

Star Trek Apartment on EBay

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I bet the gals just love this bachelor pad.
Posted by Chris at 9:10 PM | Comments (1)

Star Trek Apartment on EBay

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I bet the gals just love this bachelor pad.
Posted by Chris at 9:10 PM | Comments (1)

William Shatner in the Sky

Some of Capt. Kirk's music finally in video form.
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 9:06 PM

William Shatner in the Sky

Some of Capt. Kirk's music finally in video form.
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 9:06 PM

Friday, July 23, 2004

Suggest a Link

Some people send me emails with weird or funny links that make an interesting post. I love getting suggestions because it makes my work easier and I am happy to get readers involved. The only problem is that I get lots of spam at my email account where people send the links to and it is difficult sometimes to see which are legitimate emails. To make submitting a link easier, I have put a link on the side called Suggest a Link. You may still email me with a link if you wish or use the link now.
Posted by Chris at 3:35 PM

Suggest a Link

Some people send me emails with weird or funny links that make an interesting post. I love getting suggestions because it makes my work easier and I am happy to get readers involved. The only problem is that I get lots of spam at my email account where people send the links to and it is difficult sometimes to see which are legitimate emails. To make submitting a link easier, I have put a link on the side called Suggest a Link. You may still email me with a link if you wish or use the link now.
Posted by Chris at 3:35 PM

TV Intros

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Want to watch the intro to one of your old favorite tv shows. This site might have it. It took me about an hour to work my way through these video clips. I had forgotten about some of these shows.

If you are looking for theme song mp3s I suggest this site. Tons of theme songs for tv shows.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

TV Intros

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Want to watch the intro to one of your old favorite tv shows. This site might have it. It took me about an hour to work my way through these video clips. I had forgotten about some of these shows.

If you are looking for theme song mp3s I suggest this site. Tons of theme songs for tv shows.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Old Dinosaur Books

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Oh man. I had forgotten about how many Dinosaur books I had when I was younger. This site brought back memories.
(via Exclamation Mark)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (5)

Old Dinosaur Books

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Oh man. I had forgotten about how many Dinosaur books I had when I was younger. This site brought back memories.
(via Exclamation Mark)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (5)

A Behind the Scene's Look at Scoring the Tour De France

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Engadget has a great article about the technology behind the timing and scoring of the Tour de France. It is a little trickier than someone using a stopwatch at the finish line.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

A Behind the Scene's Look at Scoring the Tour De France

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Engadget has a great article about the technology behind the timing and scoring of the Tour de France. It is a little trickier than someone using a stopwatch at the finish line.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Google back in 1960

Hehe.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (1)

Google back in 1960

Hehe.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (1)

Banana Guard

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Finally.
Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
Posted by Chris at 6:22 AM | Comments (1)

Banana Guard

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Finally.
Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
Posted by Chris at 6:22 AM | Comments (1)

Bobby Fischer's Radio Interviews

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A few days ago I posted an article from The Atlantic which mentioned several radio interviews from the Philipines where Fischer blames Sept 11 on the Americans and Jews. If you want to hear the broadcast it is here. The site also has some of his other 20 broadcasts in mp3 format. It is about halfway down the page (no direct link) and you have to wade through a lot of anti-semitic ravings. Some people seem to think this is his real website.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (1)

Bobby Fischer's Radio Interviews

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A few days ago I posted an article from The Atlantic which mentioned several radio interviews from the Philipines where Fischer blames Sept 11 on the Americans and Jews. If you want to hear the broadcast it is here. The site also has some of his other 20 broadcasts in mp3 format. It is about halfway down the page (no direct link) and you have to wade through a lot of anti-semitic ravings. Some people seem to think this is his real website.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (1)

You Have Bad Taste in Music

Isn't this basically a Tom Green impression?
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 6:15 AM

You Have Bad Taste in Music

Isn't this basically a Tom Green impression?
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 6:15 AM

Lists of Sites with a Page Rank of 10

Wonder what sites are ranked highest in Google?
(via Eyebeam ReBlog)
Posted by Chris at 6:12 AM | Comments (2)

Lists of Sites with a Page Rank of 10

Wonder what sites are ranked highest in Google?
(via Eyebeam ReBlog)
Posted by Chris at 6:12 AM | Comments (2)

The Complete Works of HP Lovecraft

Unfortunately the background is black and the font is white which kills my eyes. There is a good reason why books are always black text on white paper.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM | Comments (1)

The Complete Works of HP Lovecraft

Unfortunately the background is black and the font is white which kills my eyes. There is a good reason why books are always black text on white paper.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM | Comments (1)

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Apollo Image Gallery

Tons of pictures from the Apollo missions here. I had problems loading the images though and only got the thumbnails. Not sure if it is my network here at work though.
Posted by Chris at 1:21 PM | Comments (3)

Apollo Image Gallery

Tons of pictures from the Apollo missions here. I had problems loading the images though and only got the thumbnails. Not sure if it is my network here at work though.
Posted by Chris at 1:21 PM | Comments (3)

Trolls

Everything you wanted to know about trolls.
Before we begin, it's worth noting that the term "troll" is one of the most frequently cited insults in the online environment. It is often used to brand, silence or scapegoat a member with a dissenting or unpopular opinion. The purpose of this article is to assist those in online communities in determining what a true troll is and what actions can be taken to prevent their creation, welcome, and ability to inflict any harm
Posted by Chris at 11:17 AM

Trolls

Everything you wanted to know about trolls.
Before we begin, it's worth noting that the term "troll" is one of the most frequently cited insults in the online environment. It is often used to brand, silence or scapegoat a member with a dissenting or unpopular opinion. The purpose of this article is to assist those in online communities in determining what a true troll is and what actions can be taken to prevent their creation, welcome, and ability to inflict any harm
Posted by Chris at 11:17 AM

Canadians AGAINST the Re-Election of George Bush

I wish I was Canadian so I could sign this.
Our mission is simple: to provide a forum for Canadians to show their support for the election of a new United States government.

Show your southern neighbours how you feel! Canadians stand united against the re-election of George Bush. Make a difference - have your voice be heard!
Posted by Chris at 10:38 AM | Comments (2)

Canadians AGAINST the Re-Election of George Bush

I wish I was Canadian so I could sign this.
Our mission is simple: to provide a forum for Canadians to show their support for the election of a new United States government.

Show your southern neighbours how you feel! Canadians stand united against the re-election of George Bush. Make a difference - have your voice be heard!
Posted by Chris at 10:38 AM | Comments (2)

Recreating Stonehenge

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The pictures take a bit to load (some don't show up at all unfortunately)
"I am a retired carpenter with 35 years experience in construction ... I have began to build a replica of Stonehenge with eight 10 ton blocks on end and 2 ton blocks on top. One man, no wheels, no rollers, no ropes, no hoist or power equipment, using only sticks and stones."
Posted by Chris at 10:36 AM

Recreating Stonehenge

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The pictures take a bit to load (some don't show up at all unfortunately)
"I am a retired carpenter with 35 years experience in construction ... I have began to build a replica of Stonehenge with eight 10 ton blocks on end and 2 ton blocks on top. One man, no wheels, no rollers, no ropes, no hoist or power equipment, using only sticks and stones."
Posted by Chris at 10:36 AM

Create your own Tombstone

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Here.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (1)

Create your own Tombstone

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Here.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (1)

Summer Surveillance Campaign

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Well worth the minute to watch this.
The government and corporations are aggressively collecting information about your personal life and your habits. They want to track your purchases, your medical records, and even your relationships. The Bush Administration's policies, coupled with invasive new technologies, could eliminate your right to privacy completely. Please help us protect our privacy rights and prevent the Total Surveillance Society.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Summer Surveillance Campaign

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Well worth the minute to watch this.
The government and corporations are aggressively collecting information about your personal life and your habits. They want to track your purchases, your medical records, and even your relationships. The Bush Administration's policies, coupled with invasive new technologies, could eliminate your right to privacy completely. Please help us protect our privacy rights and prevent the Total Surveillance Society.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Pyramid Shaped Watermelons

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It is in French but I think the pictures speak for themselves.
(Although 89 euros seems to be a bit expensive for a watermelon just because it is in the shape of a pyramid. Perhaps if it was in the shape of a mobius strip.)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Pyramid Shaped Watermelons

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It is in French but I think the pictures speak for themselves.
(Although 89 euros seems to be a bit expensive for a watermelon just because it is in the shape of a pyramid. Perhaps if it was in the shape of a mobius strip.)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | TrackBack

Crazy Asian Drinks

The Grass Jelly Drink looks like it could really quench your thirst. The rest of the list is here.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Crazy Asian Drinks

The Grass Jelly Drink looks like it could really quench your thirst. The rest of the list is here.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

The Jennifer Lopez Marriage Tracker

Without a doubt the most accurate J-Lo marriage tracker I have come across.
Posted by Chris at 6:26 AM

The Jennifer Lopez Marriage Tracker

Without a doubt the most accurate J-Lo marriage tracker I have come across.
Posted by Chris at 6:26 AM

How to avoid speed radar cameras

Neat. From the Wasington Post:
If you inspected Will Foreman's SUV, you might notice how clean and shiny his Maryland license plates are. But you probably wouldn't detect the clear glossy coating the Howard County resident sprayed on them eight months ago to thwart traffic cameras from snapping readable photos of his tags.

"It must work," says Foreman. He has not received a traffic camera ticket since using a $29.99 spray called PhotoBlocker.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

How to avoid speed radar cameras

Neat. From the Wasington Post:
If you inspected Will Foreman's SUV, you might notice how clean and shiny his Maryland license plates are. But you probably wouldn't detect the clear glossy coating the Howard County resident sprayed on them eight months ago to thwart traffic cameras from snapping readable photos of his tags.

"It must work," says Foreman. He has not received a traffic camera ticket since using a $29.99 spray called PhotoBlocker.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Help Cardboard Rodney Dangerfield Climb a Fourteener

Why Rodney though?
Cardboard Rodney plans to show everybody that a “Regular Guy” can climb them all before the end of this summer. In fact he claims that he'll be the first cardboard character ever to climb the Colorado Fourteeners. Realizing this is a lofty goal, he is asking for a little help from his friends in the Climbers Corner.
(thanks Jabberwockey)
Posted by Chris at 6:14 AM

Help Cardboard Rodney Dangerfield Climb a Fourteener

Why Rodney though?
Cardboard Rodney plans to show everybody that a “Regular Guy” can climb them all before the end of this summer. In fact he claims that he'll be the first cardboard character ever to climb the Colorado Fourteeners. Realizing this is a lofty goal, he is asking for a little help from his friends in the Climbers Corner.
(thanks Jabberwockey)
Posted by Chris at 6:14 AM

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

The Vengeance Scale

The definitive list of sports/entertainment vengeful moments ranked from 0.0 (least vengeful) to 10.0(most vengeful). Here are a few examples:
0.1 -- O.J. Simpson's valiant attempt to find the "real killers."

0.8 -- Mike Piazza's reaction after Clemens threw the bat at him in the 2000 World Series.

1.8 -- George Costanza feeding lobster in an omelete to Jerry's non-lobster-eating girlfriend ... Scottie Pippen's dunk on Ewing's head in the '94 playoffs (the one where he stood over him and glared).

6.2 -- Tony Montana shooting Manny ... Roger Clemens' career from 1997-2004.

8.0 -- Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River" video. (Note: The most underrated example of vengeance on this list. After Britney cheated on him, not only did he dump her, he put out a best-selling album fueled by a song about their breakup in which he basically destroys her with the lyrics. Just an unbelievable piece of work. It's devastating. I can't even imagine what she did when she first heard it. And if that wasn't enough, he made a well-received video about the song, starring a Britney look-alike. And if THAT wasn't enough, he immediately started going out with Cameron Diaz. By the time he was done, Britney's career was in the tank -- she was chain-smoking and hanging out with backup dancers and white trash guys from her hometown. Now that, my friends, is vengeance. Bravo, Justin. Bravo.)
I think you get the gist.
Posted by Chris at 11:16 AM | Comments (3)

The Vengeance Scale

The definitive list of sports/entertainment vengeful moments ranked from 0.0 (least vengeful) to 10.0(most vengeful). Here are a few examples:
0.1 -- O.J. Simpson's valiant attempt to find the "real killers."

0.8 -- Mike Piazza's reaction after Clemens threw the bat at him in the 2000 World Series.

1.8 -- George Costanza feeding lobster in an omelete to Jerry's non-lobster-eating girlfriend ... Scottie Pippen's dunk on Ewing's head in the '94 playoffs (the one where he stood over him and glared).

6.2 -- Tony Montana shooting Manny ... Roger Clemens' career from 1997-2004.

8.0 -- Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River" video. (Note: The most underrated example of vengeance on this list. After Britney cheated on him, not only did he dump her, he put out a best-selling album fueled by a song about their breakup in which he basically destroys her with the lyrics. Just an unbelievable piece of work. It's devastating. I can't even imagine what she did when she first heard it. And if that wasn't enough, he made a well-received video about the song, starring a Britney look-alike. And if THAT wasn't enough, he immediately started going out with Cameron Diaz. By the time he was done, Britney's career was in the tank -- she was chain-smoking and hanging out with backup dancers and white trash guys from her hometown. Now that, my friends, is vengeance. Bravo, Justin. Bravo.)
I think you get the gist.
Posted by Chris at 11:16 AM | Comments (3)

Liquid Donuts

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From CNN:
Once the fried dough embodiment of hot and fresh, Krispy Kreme has transformed its original glazed doughnut into a new frozen beverage for summer.
Posted by Chris at 11:01 AM | Comments (4)

Liquid Donuts

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From CNN:
Once the fried dough embodiment of hot and fresh, Krispy Kreme has transformed its original glazed doughnut into a new frozen beverage for summer.
Posted by Chris at 11:01 AM | Comments (4)

The EuroPreArt Project

The EuroPreArt (European Prehistoric Art) Project contains a gallery of prehistoric art which you can browse by country. Pretty neat!
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 10:44 AM

The EuroPreArt Project

The EuroPreArt (European Prehistoric Art) Project contains a gallery of prehistoric art which you can browse by country. Pretty neat!
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 10:44 AM

Mystery Creature in Baltimore County

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Mookie links to a news story about a mysterious animal that has baffled experts trying to figure out what it is. They are calling it a hyote, a combination of hyena and coyote. That name is ridiculous of course. It is obviously a very young Beast of Gévaudan.
Posted by Chris at 9:28 AM | Comments (1)

Mystery Creature in Baltimore County

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Mookie links to a news story about a mysterious animal that has baffled experts trying to figure out what it is. They are calling it a hyote, a combination of hyena and coyote. That name is ridiculous of course. It is obviously a very young Beast of Gévaudan.

Brother, Can You Spare A Job

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Very well done anti-Bush commercial using a depression era themed cartoon.
"Following in the footsteps of the early propaganda cartoons of Disney, Fleischer, and Chuck Jones, this original, fully-animated look at the underbelly of Bush's economy juxtaposes a depression-era style with modern-day political rhetoric.

Originally a "Best Animation" finalist in MoveOn.org's "Bush in 30 Seconds" contest, the commercial spot has been expanded to a seven minute short cartoon that tells the rest of the story of Melvin McBean and his family's struggle to make ends meet in Bush's economy. "
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Brother, Can You Spare A Job

spareajob.jpg

Very well done anti-Bush commercial using a depression era themed cartoon.
"Following in the footsteps of the early propaganda cartoons of Disney, Fleischer, and Chuck Jones, this original, fully-animated look at the underbelly of Bush's economy juxtaposes a depression-era style with modern-day political rhetoric.

Originally a "Best Animation" finalist in MoveOn.org's "Bush in 30 Seconds" contest, the commercial spot has been expanded to a seven minute short cartoon that tells the rest of the story of Melvin McBean and his family's struggle to make ends meet in Bush's economy. "
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Online Sanskrit Dictionary

This probably won't be much use to anyone but I just thought it would be cool to link to a Sanskrit Dictionary.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Online Sanskrit Dictionary

This probably won't be much use to anyone but I just thought it would be cool to link to a Sanskrit Dictionary.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Truck Accessories

Does your car have balls? (Probably not safe for work.)
(Thanks Lauriean)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (1)

Truck Accessories

Does your car have balls? (Probably not safe for work.)
(Thanks Lauriean)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (1)

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

The Museum of Bad Art

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I have no eye for art so if I think it looks bad it definitely should be in the MOBA.
The Museum Of Bad Art (MOBA) is the world's only museum dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition and celebration of bad art in all its forms.
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 11:18 AM

The Museum of Bad Art

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I have no eye for art so if I think it looks bad it definitely should be in the MOBA.
The Museum Of Bad Art (MOBA) is the world's only museum dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition and celebration of bad art in all its forms.
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 11:18 AM

How To Survive A Riot

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This will come in handy the next time you go to a Linda Ronstadt concert. (So if she was pro Bush would she have been kicked out?)
Posted by Chris at 11:06 AM | Comments (1)

How To Survive A Riot

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This will come in handy the next time you go to a Linda Ronstadt concert. (So if she was pro Bush would she have been kicked out?)
Posted by Chris at 11:06 AM | Comments (1)

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is:
An international literary parody contest, the competition honors the memory (if not the reputation) of Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873). The goal of the contest is childishly simple: entrants are challenged to submit bad opening sentences to imaginary novels. Although best known for "The Last Days of Pompeii" (1834), which has been made into a movie three times, originating the expression "the pen is mightier than the sword," and phrases like "the great unwashed" and "the almighty dollar," Bulwer-Lytton opened his novel Paul Clifford (1830) with the immortal words that the "Peanuts" beagle Snoopy plagiarized for years, "It was a dark and stormy night."
And the winner of the 2004 contest is:
She resolved to end the love affair with Ramon tonight . . . summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail . . . though the term "love affair" now struck her as a ridiculous euphemism . . . not unlike "sand vein," which is after all an intestine, not a vein . . . and that tarry substance inside certainly isn't sand . . . and that brought her back to Ramon.
Posted by Chris at 10:35 AM | Comments (1)

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is:
An international literary parody contest, the competition honors the memory (if not the reputation) of Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873). The goal of the contest is childishly simple: entrants are challenged to submit bad opening sentences to imaginary novels. Although best known for "The Last Days of Pompeii" (1834), which has been made into a movie three times, originating the expression "the pen is mightier than the sword," and phrases like "the great unwashed" and "the almighty dollar," Bulwer-Lytton opened his novel Paul Clifford (1830) with the immortal words that the "Peanuts" beagle Snoopy plagiarized for years, "It was a dark and stormy night."
And the winner of the 2004 contest is:
She resolved to end the love affair with Ramon tonight . . . summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail . . . though the term "love affair" now struck her as a ridiculous euphemism . . . not unlike "sand vein," which is after all an intestine, not a vein . . . and that tarry substance inside certainly isn't sand . . . and that brought her back to Ramon.
Posted by Chris at 10:35 AM | Comments (1)

Nothing gets by Reuters

Here is the headline from Reuters: Man Sought for Photographing Texas City Refineries

When will the news media just add a new section for this kind of stuff. I picture it as

U.S. News
World News
Business
SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR
Sports
Etc.
Posted by Chris at 9:03 AM | Comments (3)

Nothing gets by Reuters

Here is the headline from Reuters: Man Sought for Photographing Texas City Refineries

When will the news media just add a new section for this kind of stuff. I picture it as

U.S. News
World News
Business
SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR
Sports
Etc.
Posted by Chris at 9:03 AM | Comments (3)

Apollo 11 35th Anniversery

Lest we forget, the first manned landing on the lunar surface was 35 years ago today - 7/20/1969 20:17 UTC. Everyone's seen the pictures, so here's a nice document package.
Posted by at 8:48 AM

Apollo 11 35th Anniversery

Lest we forget, the first manned landing on the lunar surface was 35 years ago today - 7/20/1969 20:17 UTC. Everyone's seen the pictures, so here's a nice document package.
Posted by Chris at 8:48 AM

A Learning Adventure in ESP for Children of All Ages

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Well if it is developed by the Department of Defense it must work!
"MindDazzle Kids" is based on tested and proven psychic training exercises originally developed by The Stanford Research Institute and the U.S. Department of Defense, and backed by 35 years of experience in actual practice.
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (2)

A Learning Adventure in ESP for Children of All Ages

keyart3.jpg

Well if it is developed by the Department of Defense it must work!
"MindDazzle Kids" is based on tested and proven psychic training exercises originally developed by The Stanford Research Institute and the U.S. Department of Defense, and backed by 35 years of experience in actual practice.
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (2)

So you want to learn Japanese

I don't care how many anime tapes you've watched, how many Japanese girlfriends you've had, or books you've read, You don't know Japanese. Not only that, majoring in the godforsaken language is NOT fun or even remotely sensible. Iraqi war prisoners are often forced to major in Japanese. The term "Holocaust" comes from the Latin roots "Holi" and "Causm", meaning "to major in Japanese". You get the idea. And so, sick of seeing so many lambs run eagerly to the slaughter, I have created This Guide to REAL TIPS for Studying Japanese. Or, as is actually the case, NOT studying it.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (3)

So you want to learn Japanese

I don't care how many anime tapes you've watched, how many Japanese girlfriends you've had, or books you've read, You don't know Japanese. Not only that, majoring in the godforsaken language is NOT fun or even remotely sensible. Iraqi war prisoners are often forced to major in Japanese. The term "Holocaust" comes from the Latin roots "Holi" and "Causm", meaning "to major in Japanese". You get the idea. And so, sick of seeing so many lambs run eagerly to the slaughter, I have created This Guide to REAL TIPS for Studying Japanese. Or, as is actually the case, NOT studying it.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (3)

Arguewithanatheist.com

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A bulletin board for theological discussions. (I am sure a lot of arguments are being settled there once and for all)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Arguewithanatheist.com

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A bulletin board for theological discussions. (I am sure a lot of arguments are being settled there once and for all)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Crime Library

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Court TV's crime library has a ton of info on famous and notorious murders and murderers.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Crime Library

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Court TV's crime library has a ton of info on famous and notorious murders and murderers.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Monday, July 19, 2004

Caffeinated Soap

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I could have used this today.
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning coffee to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who don't regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Caffeinated Soap, the caffeinated soap from Xoxide...

Engraved with a "C" for Caffeine, scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar contains approximately 15 servings per bar with 250 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we're not kidding and no you don't eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin...
Posted by Chris at 12:53 PM

Caffeinated Soap

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I could have used this today.
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning coffee to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who don't regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Caffeinated Soap, the caffeinated soap from Xoxide...

Engraved with a "C" for Caffeine, scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar contains approximately 15 servings per bar with 250 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we're not kidding and no you don't eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin...
Posted by Chris at 12:53 PM

Blessing of the Cars

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Ten years ago, Stephanie and Gabriel Baltierra of Los Feliz decided they loved their cars so much they wanted to get them blessed. The all-day and into-the-night annual affair, held at Hansen Dam (this year's on July 31, 2004), begins with a mass morning blessing by a Catholic priest, who then goes car to car, blessing each individually. Some people also ask him put holy water in their radiators.
Posted by Chris at 10:32 AM

Blessing of the Cars

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Ten years ago, Stephanie and Gabriel Baltierra of Los Feliz decided they loved their cars so much they wanted to get them blessed. The all-day and into-the-night annual affair, held at Hansen Dam (this year's on July 31, 2004), begins with a mass morning blessing by a Catholic priest, who then goes car to car, blessing each individually. Some people also ask him put holy water in their radiators.
Posted by Chris at 10:32 AM

Castles for Sale

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Cool.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 10:24 AM

Castles for Sale

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Cool.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 10:24 AM

Amazon Customer Reviews of "My Pet Goat"

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Actually, the name of the story is "The Pet Goat". Mypetgoat.com has the pages scanned so that you can see what kept President Bush so captivated while we were under attack.

"The Pet Goat" is a chapter in the book "Reading Mastery - Level 2, Storybook 1". The customer reviews on Amazon are pretty funny.
For anybody who wants to know about pets, or goats, or simply wants to avoid the responsibilities of national leadership, My Pet Goat is a "Must Read"!

Not as good as an issue of "FHM", but held my interest to the end. Dick and Laura said it was safe to read as long as I wasn't trying to chew anything at the same time.

"I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings."

I just couldn't put it down! Certainly much more interesting than Richard Clarke's memo of August 6, 2001 entitled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States".
Posted by Chris at 12:55 AM | Comments (1)

Amazon Customer Reviews of "My Pet Goat"

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Actually, the name of the story is "The Pet Goat". Mypetgoat.com has the pages scanned so that you can see what kept President Bush so captivated while we were under attack.

"The Pet Goat" is a chapter in the book "Reading Mastery - Level 2, Storybook 1". The customer reviews on Amazon are pretty funny.
For anybody who wants to know about pets, or goats, or simply wants to avoid the responsibilities of national leadership, My Pet Goat is a "Must Read"!

Not as good as an issue of "FHM", but held my interest to the end. Dick and Laura said it was safe to read as long as I wasn't trying to chew anything at the same time.

"I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings."

I just couldn't put it down! Certainly much more interesting than Richard Clarke's memo of August 6, 2001 entitled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States".
Posted by Chris at 12:55 AM | Comments (1)

Electr-O-Sketch

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Cool.
We created a project in which a user could control the movement of an Etch A Sketch using a typical serial mouse.

In designing this project, we decided to create something that was a mix of mechanical and electrical components and would ultimately be fun to use. Using an EAS would be a throwback to our childhood but adding the mouse also revitalized the toy. Many students who saw us working with the EAS were immediately interested in what we were doing because it is such a popular childhood toy. Though the control of an EAS with a mouse is not necessarily a practical project, we thought it would be a good way for us to practice our engineering skills and would be something entertaining to do.
(via /.)
Posted by Chris at 12:40 AM

Electr-O-Sketch

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Cool.
We created a project in which a user could control the movement of an Etch A Sketch using a typical serial mouse.

In designing this project, we decided to create something that was a mix of mechanical and electrical components and would ultimately be fun to use. Using an EAS would be a throwback to our childhood but adding the mouse also revitalized the toy. Many students who saw us working with the EAS were immediately interested in what we were doing because it is such a popular childhood toy. Though the control of an EAS with a mouse is not necessarily a practical project, we thought it would be a good way for us to practice our engineering skills and would be something entertaining to do.
(via /.)
Posted by Chris at 12:40 AM

How to wear a condom on your head

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Is there anything that hasn't been done on the net? (via Grow-a-Brain)
Posted by Chris at 12:30 AM | Comments (2)

How to wear a condom on your head

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Is there anything that hasn't been done on the net? (via Grow-a-Brain)
Posted by Chris at 12:30 AM | Comments (2)

The Pledge of Allegiance

I didn't know that "under God" was added to the pledge of allegiance in 1954.
The Pledge of Allegiance was written in August 1892 by the socialist minister Francis Bellamy (1855-1931). It was originally published in The Youth's Companion on September 8, 1892. In its original form it read:

"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

In 1923, the words, "the Flag of the United States of America" were added against Bellamy's wishes, as he wanted the pledge to be used by any citizen of any country. At this time it read:

"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

In 1954, in response to the Communist threat of the times, and fifty-two years after its original publication, Eisenhower encouraged Congress to add the words "under God," creating the 31-word pledge we say today. Bellamy's daughter objected to this alteration. Currently there are Constitutional challenges to this alteration.
A more detailed article is here.
Posted by Chris at 12:20 AM | Comments (2)

The Pledge of Allegiance

I didn't know that "under God" was added to the pledge of allegiance in 1954.
The Pledge of Allegiance was written in August 1892 by the socialist minister Francis Bellamy (1855-1931). It was originally published in The Youth's Companion on September 8, 1892. In its original form it read:

"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

In 1923, the words, "the Flag of the United States of America" were added against Bellamy's wishes, as he wanted the pledge to be used by any citizen of any country. At this time it read:

"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

In 1954, in response to the Communist threat of the times, and fifty-two years after its original publication, Eisenhower encouraged Congress to add the words "under God," creating the 31-word pledge we say today. Bellamy's daughter objected to this alteration. Currently there are Constitutional challenges to this alteration.
A more detailed article is here.
Posted by Chris at 12:20 AM | Comments (2)

Eyewitness Accounts of the Trinity Test

Fascinating firsthand accounts of the Trinity Test written by Enrico Fermi, Luis Alvarez, and others. Robert Serber didn't even wear protective glasses when he looked at the flash and had this to say:
I viewed the test, with the Coordinating Committee expedition, from a point about twenty miles away. At the instant of the explosion I was looking directly at it, with no eye protection of any kind. I saw first a yellow glow, which grew almost instantly into an overwhelming white flash, so intense that I was completely blinded. There was a definite sensation of heat. The brilliant illumination seemed to last for about three to five seconds, changing to yellow and then to red; at this stage it appeared to have a radius of about twenty degrees. The first thing I succeeded in seeing after being blinded by the flash looked like a dark violet column several thousand feet high. This column must actually have been quite bright, or I would not have been able to distinguish it. By twenty or thirty seconds after the explosion I was regaining normal vision. At a height of perhaps twenty thousand feet, two or three thin horizontal layers of shimmering white cloud were formed, perhaps due to condensation in the negative phase of the shock wave. Some time later, the noise of the explosion reached us. It had the quality of distant thunder, but was louder. The sound, due to reflections from nearby hills, returned and repeated and reverberated for several seconds, very much like thunder...
Posted by Chris at 12:16 AM

Eyewitness Accounts of the Trinity Test

Fascinating firsthand accounts of the Trinity Test written by Enrico Fermi, Luis Alvarez, and others. Robert Serber didn't even wear protective glasses when he looked at the flash and had this to say:
I viewed the test, with the Coordinating Committee expedition, from a point about twenty miles away. At the instant of the explosion I was looking directly at it, with no eye protection of any kind. I saw first a yellow glow, which grew almost instantly into an overwhelming white flash, so intense that I was completely blinded. There was a definite sensation of heat. The brilliant illumination seemed to last for about three to five seconds, changing to yellow and then to red; at this stage it appeared to have a radius of about twenty degrees. The first thing I succeeded in seeing after being blinded by the flash looked like a dark violet column several thousand feet high. This column must actually have been quite bright, or I would not have been able to distinguish it. By twenty or thirty seconds after the explosion I was regaining normal vision. At a height of perhaps twenty thousand feet, two or three thin horizontal layers of shimmering white cloud were formed, perhaps due to condensation in the negative phase of the shock wave. Some time later, the noise of the explosion reached us. It had the quality of distant thunder, but was louder. The sound, due to reflections from nearby hills, returned and repeated and reverberated for several seconds, very much like thunder...
Posted by Chris at 12:16 AM

An Eyewitness Account of the Hamilton/Burr Duel

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The 200th anniversary of the duel between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton was last week. And we think political disputes are heated nowadays?
"When called to him upon his receiving the fatal wound, I found him half sitting on the ground, supported in the arms of Mr. Pendleton. His countenance of death I shall never forget. He had at that instant just strength to say, 'This is a mortal wound, doctor;'
Posted by Chris at 12:12 AM

An Eyewitness Account of the Hamilton/Burr Duel

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The 200th anniversary of the duel between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton was last week. And we think political disputes are heated nowadays?
"When called to him upon his receiving the fatal wound, I found him half sitting on the ground, supported in the arms of Mr. Pendleton. His countenance of death I shall never forget. He had at that instant just strength to say, 'This is a mortal wound, doctor;'
Posted by Chris at 12:12 AM | TrackBack

Friday, July 16, 2004

Found Slides

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I have never once found a lost slide. But according to this site:
Every year, untold numbers of slides are dumped on the street. Some are thrown away by uncaring stock houses, some are discarded after a new digital camera is bought, some are just lost in the shuffle during cleaning. Only with your help can they be reunited with their rightful owners. So please, if you know of someone who has lost a slide, we hope that you will tell them about us and our cause. You can make a difference.
Posted by Chris at 1:28 PM

Found Slides

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I have never once found a lost slide. But according to this site:
Every year, untold numbers of slides are dumped on the street. Some are thrown away by uncaring stock houses, some are discarded after a new digital camera is bought, some are just lost in the shuffle during cleaning. Only with your help can they be reunited with their rightful owners. So please, if you know of someone who has lost a slide, we hope that you will tell them about us and our cause. You can make a difference.
Posted by Chris at 1:28 PM

Searching for Finding Bobby Fischer

From Yahoo! News:
TOKYO - After decades of evading the public eye and U.S. justice officials, former world champion Bobby Fischer — possibly the best and certainly the most eccentric chess player ever — has been taken into custody by Japanese immigration after allegedly trying to leave the country with an invalid passport.

Fischer, 61, was detained at Narita Airport outside Tokyo while trying to board a Japan Airlines flight for the Philippines on Tuesday, according to friends and airport officials. The U.S. Embassy confirmed Fischer was detained.
UPDATE:
Here is a very interesting article from The Atlantic about Bobby Fischer including some excerpts from a radio broadcast from the Phillipines where he stated:
  • The United States government is a "brutal, evil dictatorship" that has falsely accused Bobby Fischer of a crime and forced him to live in exile.
  • The Jews are a "filthy, lying bastard people" bent on world domination through such insidious schemes as the Holocaust ("a money-making invention"), the mass murder of Christian children ("their blood is used for black-magic ceremonies"), and junk food (William Rosenberg, the founder of Dunkin' Donuts, is singled out as a culprit).
  • Chess is nothing more than "mental masturbation." Not only is the game dead, it's fixed. Gary Kasparov, the world's top-rated player, is a "crook" and a former KGB spy who hasn't played a match in his life in which the outcome wasn't prearranged.
Yikes.
Posted by Chris at 10:22 AM | Comments (2)

Searching for Finding Bobby Fischer

From Yahoo! News:
TOKYO - After decades of evading the public eye and U.S. justice officials, former world champion Bobby Fischer — possibly the best and certainly the most eccentric chess player ever — has been taken into custody by Japanese immigration after allegedly trying to leave the country with an invalid passport.

Fischer, 61, was detained at Narita Airport outside Tokyo while trying to board a Japan Airlines flight for the Philippines on Tuesday, according to friends and airport officials. The U.S. Embassy confirmed Fischer was detained.
UPDATE:
Here is a very interesting article from The Atlantic about Bobby Fischer including some excerpts from a radio broadcast from the Phillipines where he stated:
  • The United States government is a "brutal, evil dictatorship" that has falsely accused Bobby Fischer of a crime and forced him to live in exile.
  • The Jews are a "filthy, lying bastard people" bent on world domination through such insidious schemes as the Holocaust ("a money-making invention"), the mass murder of Christian children ("their blood is used for black-magic ceremonies"), and junk food (William Rosenberg, the founder of Dunkin' Donuts, is singled out as a culprit).
  • Chess is nothing more than "mental masturbation." Not only is the game dead, it's fixed. Gary Kasparov, the world's top-rated player, is a "crook" and a former KGB spy who hasn't played a match in his life in which the outcome wasn't prearranged.
Yikes.
Posted by Chris at 10:22 AM | Comments (2)

What to do with less than 3 days to a nuclear disaster

This instructional guide is for American families preparing for imminent nuclear attack, with widespread radioactive fallout, from atomic bomb(s), not just a small localized 'dirty bomb' incident. (IF NOT imminent, there might be time for even more that you can and should do, linked near the end, in addition to the following!)
This kind of reminded me of the book Lucifer's Hammer where people were preparing for a comet to hit instead of an atom bomb. The problem was the people who were prepared were just looted by roving gangs of people who weren't prepared. I suggest adding a shotgun to the list.
(via Exclamation Mark)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

What to do with less than 3 days to a nuclear disaster

This instructional guide is for American families preparing for imminent nuclear attack, with widespread radioactive fallout, from atomic bomb(s), not just a small localized 'dirty bomb' incident. (IF NOT imminent, there might be time for even more that you can and should do, linked near the end, in addition to the following!)
This kind of reminded me of the book Lucifer's Hammer where people were preparing for a comet to hit instead of an atom bomb. The problem was the people who were prepared were just looted by roving gangs of people who weren't prepared. I suggest adding a shotgun to the list.
(via Exclamation Mark)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

News Hounds

They watch FOX so you don't have to.
Posted by Chris at 6:18 AM

News Hounds

They watch FOX so you don't have to.
Posted by Chris at 6:18 AM

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

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This reminds me of an old Vonnegut short story where the population had grown out of control so the government would encourage people to try suicide machines.
VHEMT (pronounced vehement) is a movement not an organization. It's a movement advanced by people who care about life on planet Earth. We're not just a bunch of misanthropes and anti-social, Malthusian misfits, taking morbid delight whenever disaster strikes humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Voluntary human extinction is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.

When every human chooses to stop breeding, Earth's biosphere will be allowed to return to its former glory, and all remaining creatures will be free to live, die, evolve (if they believe in evolution), and will perhaps pass away, as so many of Mother Nature's "experiments" have done throughout the eons. Good health will be restored to the Earth's ecology... to the "life form" known by many as Gaia.
Posted by Chris at 6:15 AM

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

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This reminds me of an old Vonnegut short story where the population had grown out of control so the government would encourage people to try suicide machines.
VHEMT (pronounced vehement) is a movement not an organization. It's a movement advanced by people who care about life on planet Earth. We're not just a bunch of misanthropes and anti-social, Malthusian misfits, taking morbid delight whenever disaster strikes humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Voluntary human extinction is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.

When every human chooses to stop breeding, Earth's biosphere will be allowed to return to its former glory, and all remaining creatures will be free to live, die, evolve (if they believe in evolution), and will perhaps pass away, as so many of Mother Nature's "experiments" have done throughout the eons. Good health will be restored to the Earth's ecology... to the "life form" known by many as Gaia.
Posted by Chris at 6:15 AM

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Walking Dots

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Adjust the dots to different genders, weights and emotions. Pretty cool.
Posted by Chris at 2:10 PM

Walking Dots

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Adjust the dots to different genders, weights and emotions. Pretty cool.
Posted by Chris at 2:10 PM

Good Eats House for Sale

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I am a big fan of the show Good Eats on the Food Network. The producer is selling the house on ebay where they have filmed many of the episodes. The starting price is only $850,000 so hurry and get your bid in. Oh, and the winning bid gets to experience a dinner cooked by Alton Brown himself.
(via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
Posted by Chris at 11:51 AM

Good Eats House for Sale

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I am a big fan of the show Good Eats on the Food Network. The producer is selling the house on ebay where they have filmed many of the episodes. The starting price is only $850,000 so hurry and get your bid in. Oh, and the winning bid gets to experience a dinner cooked by Alton Brown himself.
(via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
Posted by Chris at 11:51 AM

First they came for the marine biologists...

From the West Virginia Gazette:
A husband and wife who wore anti-Bush T-shirts to the president’s Fourth of July appearance aren’t going down without a fight: They will be represented by lawyers from the American Civil Liberties Union as they contest the trespassing charges against them Thursday morning in Charleston Municipal Court.

Police took Nicole and Jeff Rank away in handcuffs from the event, which was billed as a presidential appearance, not a campaign rally. They were wearing T-shirts that read, “Love America, Hate Bush.”

Spectators who wore pro-Bush T-shirts and Bush-Cheney campaign buttons were allowed to stay. “We weren’t doing anything wrong,” said Jeff Rank. The couple, who said they had tickets just like everybody else, said they simply stood around the Capitol steps with the rest of the spectators. “We sang the national anthem,” Rank said.

The Ranks hardly fit the image of rabble-rousers. Jeff Rank, 29, has a master’s degree in oceanography. Nicole Rank, 30, has degrees in biological science and marine biology. They have been married for seven years.
UPDATE:

The charges against the couple were dropped. I still don't understand why they were even arrested in the first place. SUE SUE SUE!!!
Posted by Chris at 11:06 AM | Comments (2)

First they came for the marine biologists...

From the West Virginia Gazette:
A husband and wife who wore anti-Bush T-shirts to the president’s Fourth of July appearance aren’t going down without a fight: They will be represented by lawyers from the American Civil Liberties Union as they contest the trespassing charges against them Thursday morning in Charleston Municipal Court.

Police took Nicole and Jeff Rank away in handcuffs from the event, which was billed as a presidential appearance, not a campaign rally. They were wearing T-shirts that read, “Love America, Hate Bush.”

Spectators who wore pro-Bush T-shirts and Bush-Cheney campaign buttons were allowed to stay. “We weren’t doing anything wrong,” said Jeff Rank. The couple, who said they had tickets just like everybody else, said they simply stood around the Capitol steps with the rest of the spectators. “We sang the national anthem,” Rank said.

The Ranks hardly fit the image of rabble-rousers. Jeff Rank, 29, has a master’s degree in oceanography. Nicole Rank, 30, has degrees in biological science and marine biology. They have been married for seven years.
UPDATE:

The charges against the couple were dropped. I still don't understand why they were even arrested in the first place. SUE SUE SUE!!!
Posted by Chris at 11:06 AM | Comments (2)

Atomic Cuckoo Clock

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I guess if you are going to have an annoying bird start singing every hour it might as well be on time.
The Radio-Controlled Cuckoo Clock monitors itself automatically by receiving radio signals from the official U.S. Atomic clock in Fort Collins, Colorado, where scientists measure time in fractions of a second. Works in any time zone. The big digital display shows time, day/date and temperature.
Posted by Chris at 10:58 AM

Atomic Cuckoo Clock

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I guess if you are going to have an annoying bird start singing every hour it might as well be on time.
The Radio-Controlled Cuckoo Clock monitors itself automatically by receiving radio signals from the official U.S. Atomic clock in Fort Collins, Colorado, where scientists measure time in fractions of a second. Works in any time zone. The big digital display shows time, day/date and temperature.
Posted by Chris at 10:58 AM

54 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time

The Top 54 Movie Quotes? Why 54, you ask?

Well, to quote "Animal House" slob John "Bluto" Blutarski, as played by John Belushi, "(burp) Why not?"

Posted by Chris at 10:51 AM | Comments (1)

54 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time

The Top 54 Movie Quotes? Why 54, you ask?

Well, to quote "Animal House" slob John "Bluto" Blutarski, as played by John Belushi, "(burp) Why not?"

Posted by Chris at 10:51 AM | Comments (1)

The Most Annoying Commuters on the Train

I posted this last year when I was getting about 10 hits a day (5 of them me) and since I was sitting on the train from hell last night I thought it would be a good time to bring it out again. Feel free to add your own annoying commuter or passengers to the comments. Anyway, these are the type of commuters that annoy me the most.

The person who gives you a dirty look for asking them to move over so you can sit down.
You know this person. The train is busy. Most of the seats are taken and he/she is on the edge of one with room for another person. You ask to sit down and this person stares at you for a few seconds, struggling to comprehend that you bought a ticket and have a right to an open seat. These people are even more annoying if they have a bag or briefcase on the seat. Hey if you buy a ticket for your briefcase then you can have the seat. But I have yet to see any package with a T pass.

The person sitting next to you with Ebola.
Ok, maybe it isn't Ebola but it is one bad case of the cold. Usually this happens on a busy day so that you are so close to them that you can actually see the virus leaving them and going straight for you. I understand that it isn't their fault that they are sick but could they cover their mouth when they sneeze/cough. Can't they put a quarantine car on the train?

The person who backs into their parking spot ten times to get their car straight.
If you can back into a spot correctly the first time that's fine. What I hate is the person who backs into a spot crooked and then has to keep pulling out and backing back in until they get their car straight. Usually they come within millimeters of hitting an already parked car or they smack into a sign. They also are always the people who hold up traffic by backing in and out of their spot. I have noticed that 9 out of 10 times this is usually an older woman. I am not sure why but you can draw your own conclusions.

The person next to you who won't shut up.
This is always the person who goes on the train without any reading material. To make up for it he will try to strike up a conversation. It always starts off with something about the train such as, "Crowded in here today." Even if you are reading a book or magazine they will try to talk to you. I am not sure if there is a polite way to get them to stop. Usually I just give them a token "agreement smile" and then go back to my book. Sometimes this is not enough. In that case it is good always to bring a pair of headphones. Even if they aren't hooked up to an actual radio, headphones are the perfect tool to ward away smalltalkers.

The person who falls on you as they sleep.
This is a bit rare but happens every now and then. They start off napping and suddenly they start snoring. If they are really in a deep sleep they sometimes end up slipping to one side. The problem is what is the etiquette. Do you wake them up so that they get off you or do you just push them off. These people are usually the ones that bothered you by trying to talk to you earlier. They are even more annoying if you wake them up to get off at your stop and they look peeved that you would dare wake them from their slumber.

The person on the cellular phone.
By far, the most annoying person on the train is the cell-phone person. I am not talking about the people who make a quick call to tell a loved one that they are on their way home. I am talking about the person next to you who has a 45 minute conversation and doesn't even bother to lower their voice. There is nothing like listening to the self-absorbed mundane conversations of the person sitting next to you to ruin a perfectly good train ride. These people only can become more annoying if they have one of those Nextel phones with the walkie talkie. Then you can hear both sides of their trivial banter. As soon as a person sits next to you, pulls out a cell phone and says "What's going on?", you know it is headphone time.

Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (9)

The Most Annoying Commuters on the Train

I posted this last year when I was getting about 10 hits a day (5 of them me) and since I was sitting on the train from hell last night I thought it would be a good time to bring it out again. Feel free to add your own annoying commuter or passengers to the comments. Anyway, these are the type of commuters that annoy me the most.

The person who gives you a dirty look for asking them to move over so you can sit down.
You know this person. The train is busy. Most of the seats are taken and he/she is on the edge of one with room for another person. You ask to sit down and this person stares at you for a few seconds, struggling to comprehend that you bought a ticket and have a right to an open seat. These people are even more annoying if they have a bag or briefcase on the seat. Hey if you buy a ticket for your briefcase then you can have the seat. But I have yet to see any package with a T pass.

The person sitting next to you with Ebola.
Ok, maybe it isn't Ebola but it is one bad case of the cold. Usually this happens on a busy day so that you are so close to them that you can actually see the virus leaving them and going straight for you. I understand that it isn't their fault that they are sick but could they cover their mouth when they sneeze/cough. Can't they put a quarantine car on the train?

The person who backs into their parking spot ten times to get their car straight.
If you can back into a spot correctly the first time that's fine. What I hate is the person who backs into a spot crooked and then has to keep pulling out and backing back in until they get their car straight. Usually they come within millimeters of hitting an already parked car or they smack into a sign. They also are always the people who hold up traffic by backing in and out of their spot. I have noticed that 9 out of 10 times this is usually an older woman. I am not sure why but you can draw your own conclusions.

The person next to you who won't shut up.
This is always the person who goes on the train without any reading material. To make up for it he will try to strike up a conversation. It always starts off with something about the train such as, "Crowded in here today." Even if you are reading a book or magazine they will try to talk to you. I am not sure if there is a polite way to get them to stop. Usually I just give them a token "agreement smile" and then go back to my book. Sometimes this is not enough. In that case it is good always to bring a pair of headphones. Even if they aren't hooked up to an actual radio, headphones are the perfect tool to ward away smalltalkers.

The person who falls on you as they sleep.
This is a bit rare but happens every now and then. They start off napping and suddenly they start snoring. If they are really in a deep sleep they sometimes end up slipping to one side. The problem is what is the etiquette. Do you wake them up so that they get off you or do you just push them off. These people are usually the ones that bothered you by trying to talk to you earlier. They are even more annoying if you wake them up to get off at your stop and they look peeved that you would dare wake them from their slumber.

The person on the cellular phone.
By far, the most annoying person on the train is the cell-phone person. I am not talking about the people who make a quick call to tell a loved one that they are on their way home. I am talking about the person next to you who has a 45 minute conversation and doesn't even bother to lower their voice. There is nothing like listening to the self-absorbed mundane conversations of the person sitting next to you to ruin a perfectly good train ride. These people only can become more annoying if they have one of those Nextel phones with the walkie talkie. Then you can hear both sides of their trivial banter. As soon as a person sits next to you, pulls out a cell phone and says "What's going on?", you know it is headphone time.

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Spot the Differences

Try to spot the differences between the two photos. It took me a bit.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (2)

Spot the Differences

Try to spot the differences between the two photos. It took me a bit.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (2)

10 Dumb Moments in Sci-Fi Cinema

Some of these are pretty funny:
Imperial walkers attack the rebels
"The Empire Strikes Back"

Why it's so dumb: So, the same company that brings you the dark side of the force and the death star decides that tall, slow, off balance elephant thingies with laser beam-shooting tusks are the best way to ferret out the rebels from their underground fortress? Darth Vader may have been a patsy, but we all know he wasn't that stupid. If ever a huge planet destroying technology was the appropriate choice, this was it.

Why we don't care: Seeing the walkers come into focus in the rebel binoculars was the moment when "Star Wars" fans realized that "The Empire Strikes Back" might indeed be cooler than the original. That scene alone could be the reason we paid to see four more.
(Thanks Veronica)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

10 Dumb Moments in Sci-Fi Cinema

Some of these are pretty funny:
Imperial walkers attack the rebels
"The Empire Strikes Back"

Why it's so dumb: So, the same company that brings you the dark side of the force and the death star decides that tall, slow, off balance elephant thingies with laser beam-shooting tusks are the best way to ferret out the rebels from their underground fortress? Darth Vader may have been a patsy, but we all know he wasn't that stupid. If ever a huge planet destroying technology was the appropriate choice, this was it.

Why we don't care: Seeing the walkers come into focus in the rebel binoculars was the moment when "Star Wars" fans realized that "The Empire Strikes Back" might indeed be cooler than the original. That scene alone could be the reason we paid to see four more.
(Thanks Veronica)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Tony Soprano on Management

I don't know how comfortable I would feel if I found out that my boss was reading this.
Economic uncertainty. Employee loyalty. Power struggles. Conflict resolution. Tony Soprano has to deal with management problems just like any CEO. Aside from "whacking" people (a definite no-no in most corporate environments), his strategies and tactics can work for you. He's direct, he's fast, and he's successful. Learn what makes him such an effective leader in this offbeat leadership guide, including advice you can use on:
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

Tony Soprano on Management

I don't know how comfortable I would feel if I found out that my boss was reading this.
Economic uncertainty. Employee loyalty. Power struggles. Conflict resolution. Tony Soprano has to deal with management problems just like any CEO. Aside from "whacking" people (a definite no-no in most corporate environments), his strategies and tactics can work for you. He's direct, he's fast, and he's successful. Learn what makes him such an effective leader in this offbeat leadership guide, including advice you can use on:
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

1950s Quiz Show Scandals

Now understand, nobody and I mean nobody is accusing Ken Jennings, Jeopardy's $1M champ of anything other than being a polymath. But long long ago, there was another TV game show wizard who was not all he appeared to be.

The gravy train derailed in August and September of 1958 when disgruntled former contestants went public with accusations that the results were rigged and the contestants coached. First, a standby contestant on Dotto produced a page from a winner's crib sheet. Then, the still bitter Herbert Stempel, Van Doren's former nemesis on Twenty One, told how he had taken a dive in their climatic encounter.
Posted by at 6:17 PM

1950s Quiz Show Scandals

Now understand, nobody and I mean nobody is accusing Ken Jennings, Jeopardy's $1M champ of anything other than being a polymath. But long long ago, there was another TV game show wizard who was not all he appeared to be.
The gravy train derailed in August and September of 1958 when disgruntled former contestants went public with accusations that the results were rigged and the contestants coached. First, a standby contestant on Dotto produced a page from a winner's crib sheet. Then, the still bitter Herbert Stempel, Van Doren's former nemesis on Twenty One, told how he had taken a dive in their climatic encounter.
Posted by Chris at 6:17 PM

The Jimmy Carter Presidential Daily Diary Online

This is oddly interesting. I wonder whose job it was to keep these daily diaries. For example, an excerpt from May 12, 1978:
5am The President recieved a wake up call from the White House signal board operator.

5:31 The President went to the Oval Office.

7:05 to 7:06 The President talked with Mary Fitzpatrick, companion to Amy Carter.

7:31 The President went to the Roosevelt Room.

etc etc.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 11:41 AM | Comments (3)

The Jimmy Carter Presidential Daily Diary Online

This is oddly interesting. I wonder whose job it was to keep these daily diaries. For example, an excerpt from May 12, 1978:
5am The President recieved a wake up call from the White House signal board operator.

5:31 The President went to the Oval Office.

7:05 to 7:06 The President talked with Mary Fitzpatrick, companion to Amy Carter.

7:31 The President went to the Roosevelt Room.

etc etc.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 11:41 AM | Comments (3)

Richard Nixon's FBI agent application

Every August 9th, as the country mourns the anniversary of Richard Nixon's resignation, The Smoking Gun wonders what would have become of Dick had he joined the FBI, as he once intended. Here's Nixon's 1937 FBI application and the agency's subsequent report on the G-man wannabe (the bureau noted that the future president had a "manly appearance" and "perhaps" had executive ability.)

Every now and then, people'll see some Nixon memorabilia from me. I have a long standing love/hate relationship with him. After all, he *did* stop the draft callups right when I turned 18.

Posted by at 10:47 AM | Comments (1)

Richard Nixon's FBI agent application

Every August 9th, as the country mourns the anniversary of Richard Nixon's resignation, The Smoking Gun wonders what would have become of Dick had he joined the FBI, as he once intended. Here's Nixon's 1937 FBI application and the agency's subsequent report on the G-man wannabe (the bureau noted that the future president had a "manly appearance" and "perhaps" had executive ability.)
Every now and then, people'll see some Nixon memorabilia from me. I have a long standing love/hate relationship with him. After all, he *did* stop the draft callups right when I turned 18.
Posted by Chris at 10:47 AM | Comments (1)

Hacking the Roomba Vacuum Cleaner

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Interesting site with a gallery on how they hacked the Roomba.
The Roomba is an automatic vacuum cleaner that sells for about $200. It has a very well designed bump switch, a small profile, a simple suspension, and wheel encoders. Really, it's everything we wanted, in a very small package. However, the Roomba is completely autonomous, and has no facility for remote control. So, we had to hack it.
Posted by Chris at 10:31 AM

Hacking the Roomba Vacuum Cleaner

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Interesting site with a gallery on how they hacked the Roomba.
The Roomba is an automatic vacuum cleaner that sells for about $200. It has a very well designed bump switch, a small profile, a simple suspension, and wheel encoders. Really, it's everything we wanted, in a very small package. However, the Roomba is completely autonomous, and has no facility for remote control. So, we had to hack it.
Posted by Chris at 10:31 AM

Hoverbike

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Practical.
yes it is i ,Will of course and as i said you won't believe my next project and here it is the "hovering jetbike", the most dangerous hunk of junk in the galaxy , this terrifying machine is a real working hoverbike , a true adrenalin rush to ride , currently running minimum horse power with a 18 hp briggs v twin worth over $4000 new ,motor running a single fan for both lift and thrust ,and it can spin on a dime , which means it can turn sharp if desired, hovering at aprox 50 kph, bike comes with spare motor 40 hp air cooled citroen horizontally opposed twin, bike has clear fingered skirt which gives you a 8 inch lift off the ground and the skirt being clear is a great affect, would look incredible with underlights ,comes with pattern and plastic welder impulse sealer to create your own fingers ,
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 10:13 AM | Comments (1)

Hoverbike

4473895_full.jpg

Practical.
yes it is i ,Will of course and as i said you won't believe my next project and here it is the "hovering jetbike", the most dangerous hunk of junk in the galaxy , this terrifying machine is a real working hoverbike , a true adrenalin rush to ride , currently running minimum horse power with a 18 hp briggs v twin worth over $4000 new ,motor running a single fan for both lift and thrust ,and it can spin on a dime , which means it can turn sharp if desired, hovering at aprox 50 kph, bike comes with spare motor 40 hp air cooled citroen horizontally opposed twin, bike has clear fingered skirt which gives you a 8 inch lift off the ground and the skirt being clear is a great affect, would look incredible with underlights ,comes with pattern and plastic welder impulse sealer to create your own fingers ,
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 10:13 AM | Comments (1)

The Disneyland Death Tour

Read a few accounts on this site of some of the people who have been killed in Disneyland. To be fair to Disney, most of the accidents I read about on this site were not their fault. How many times do you have to tell someone not to stand up on a roller coaster?
Oh, yeah. People do die at Disneyland. It doesn't happen very often and seldom within the scope of the public's gaze, but it does happen. I've spent unhealthy amounts of time gleaning nuggets of trivial joy from the obituary lines of the Disney history books, turning playground lore into something fitting in with the profile of such other morbid enjoyments as our visits to the Los Angeles Museum of Death and Skeletons in the Closet. It's a good story.
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 9:45 AM

The Disneyland Death Tour

Read a few accounts on this site of some of the people who have been killed in Disneyland. To be fair to Disney, most of the accidents I read about on this site were not their fault. How many times do you have to tell someone not to stand up on a roller coaster?
Oh, yeah. People do die at Disneyland. It doesn't happen very often and seldom within the scope of the public's gaze, but it does happen. I've spent unhealthy amounts of time gleaning nuggets of trivial joy from the obituary lines of the Disney history books, turning playground lore into something fitting in with the profile of such other morbid enjoyments as our visits to the Los Angeles Museum of Death and Skeletons in the Closet. It's a good story.
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 9:45 AM

Banned and Challenged Books

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You know you have written something special when people try to ban it.
The details listed below are excerpts taken from the 1998 Banned Books Resource Guide, Copyright 1998, by the American Library Association, and Ready Reference Censorship, Copyright 1997, Salem Press (ed. Lawrence Amey et al.). In some cases, my own pithy comments have been added.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Banned and Challenged Books

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You know you have written something special when people try to ban it.
The details listed below are excerpts taken from the 1998 Banned Books Resource Guide, Copyright 1998, by the American Library Association, and Ready Reference Censorship, Copyright 1997, Salem Press (ed. Lawrence Amey et al.). In some cases, my own pithy comments have been added.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Communist Mario

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First Papa Smurf now Mario!
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (2)

Communist Mario

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First Papa Smurf now Mario!
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (2)

Baldwinization Centers of America

Welcome! I'm Dr. Clive Boddicker and I am the founder and chief surgeon of the Baldwinization™ Centers of America. Baldwinization™ is the surgical procedure pioneered by myself which results in the patient's perfect resemblance of the Baldwin brother of their choice.
(via Grow a Brain)
Posted by Chris at 6:38 AM

Baldwinization Centers of America

Welcome! I'm Dr. Clive Boddicker and I am the founder and chief surgeon of the Baldwinization™ Centers of America. Baldwinization™ is the surgical procedure pioneered by myself which results in the patient's perfect resemblance of the Baldwin brother of their choice.
(via Grow a Brain)
Posted by Chris at 6:38 AM

Job Predictor

Enter your name and it will tell you what your job will/should be. Mine was Emperor of all the world. Sounds accurate to me.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

Job Predictor

Enter your name and it will tell you what your job will/should be. Mine was Emperor of all the world. Sounds accurate to me.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

Build a General Lee

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Because entering your car through the windows is cool.
Welcome to Build a General Lee.com where you can find Extremely accurate replica General Lee parts at affordable prices.. We went through extensive research to bring you the high quality products you see on these pages. Browse around.... we think you will like what you see.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Build a General Lee

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Because entering your car through the windows is cool.
Welcome to Build a General Lee.com where you can find Extremely accurate replica General Lee parts at affordable prices.. We went through extensive research to bring you the high quality products you see on these pages. Browse around.... we think you will like what you see.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Meet Mary Sue

"So you're scratching your head and wondering who the heck Mary Sue IS, hm? Well, "Mary Sue" is an unkind term used to describe a certain kind of character, a style of writing. She (or he) is created to serve one purpose: wish fulfilment. When a writer invents someone through whom he/she can have fantastic adventures and meet famous people (fictional or real), this character is a Mary Sue."
Posted by at 11:59 AM

Meet Mary Sue

"So you're scratching your head and wondering who the heck Mary Sue IS, hm? Well, "Mary Sue" is an unkind term used to describe a certain kind of character, a style of writing. She (or he) is created to serve one purpose: wish fulfilment. When a writer invents someone through whom he/she can have fantastic adventures and meet famous people (fictional or real), this character is a Mary Sue."
Posted by Chris at 11:59 AM

Baseball Road Trip

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Unfortunately, I think they spent so much time on the road that they didn't put any time into making a webpage that wasn't, well, ugly.
Join Andrea and Jim as they travel during the summer of 2002, the full baseball season of 2003, and the summer of 2004 to visit all affiliated Single A through Major League baseball fields in the U. S. and Canada. During 2002 they visited all the baseball fields west of the Rocky Mountains. In 2003 they traveled to spring training in Arizona and Florida and then visited baseball fields east of the Mississippi River. In the summer of 2004 they will visit the remainder of the ballfields east of the Rocky Mountains. On the site you will be able to follow their travels with the most recent baseball fields listed at the top of each category.
Posted by Chris at 11:52 AM

Baseball Road Trip

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Unfortunately, I think they spent so much time on the road that they didn't put any time into making a webpage that wasn't, well, ugly.
Join Andrea and Jim as they travel during the summer of 2002, the full baseball season of 2003, and the summer of 2004 to visit all affiliated Single A through Major League baseball fields in the U. S. and Canada. During 2002 they visited all the baseball fields west of the Rocky Mountains. In 2003 they traveled to spring training in Arizona and Florida and then visited baseball fields east of the Mississippi River. In the summer of 2004 they will visit the remainder of the ballfields east of the Rocky Mountains. On the site you will be able to follow their travels with the most recent baseball fields listed at the top of each category.
Posted by Chris at 11:52 AM

Geolocation

This was bound to happen sooner or later. From Wired:
The World Wide Web experience is becoming less and less worldwide: What you see and what you are allowed to do these days can depend greatly on where and even who you are.

As so-called geolocation technology improves, websites are increasingly blocking groups of visitors and carving the Web into smaller chunks -- in some cases, down to a ZIP code or employer.

Type "dentist" into Google from New York, and you'll get ads for dentists in the city. Try watching a Cubs baseball game from a computer in Chicago, and you'll be stymied. Pre-existing local TV rights block the webcast.
Try going here to see for yourself.
(via Waving at Myself)
Posted by Chris at 11:45 AM

Geolocation

This was bound to happen sooner or later. From Wired:
The World Wide Web experience is becoming less and less worldwide: What you see and what you are allowed to do these days can depend greatly on where and even who you are.

As so-called geolocation technology improves, websites are increasingly blocking groups of visitors and carving the Web into smaller chunks -- in some cases, down to a ZIP code or employer.

Type "dentist" into Google from New York, and you'll get ads for dentists in the city. Try watching a Cubs baseball game from a computer in Chicago, and you'll be stymied. Pre-existing local TV rights block the webcast.
Try going here to see for yourself.
(via Waving at Myself)
Posted by Chris at 11:45 AM

The Geek Hierarchy

Yep, this is about right.
Posted by Chris at 11:33 AM | Comments (1)

The Geek Hierarchy

Yep, this is about right.
Posted by Chris at 11:33 AM | Comments (1)

Everything You Learned at MIT

Jealous of the tool mentioned below who posted his course notes? Well, you too can be among the few, the proud, the nerdly.
Posted by at 11:30 AM

Everything You Learned at MIT

Jealous of the tool mentioned below who posted his course notes? Well, you too can be among the few, the proud, the nerdly.
Posted by Chris at 11:30 AM

Neck Brace Art Appreciation

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I never really thought of a neck brace as art. A comedic device yes, but not art.
Welcome to NBAK. Born October 19, 1996 NBAK started out as a small but dedicated group of regular folks who share a common interest in "recreational & artistic" neck and back bracing. Over the years, NBAK has grown to thousands of dedicated fans from across the country and around the world. To date we have logged well over 1,000,000 hits and have been written up in several magazines as well as having a few interview offers from both Radio and Television
Posted by Chris at 11:12 AM

Neck Brace Art Appreciation

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I never really thought of a neck brace as art. A comedic device yes, but not art.
Welcome to NBAK. Born October 19, 1996 NBAK started out as a small but dedicated group of regular folks who share a common interest in "recreational & artistic" neck and back bracing. Over the years, NBAK has grown to thousands of dedicated fans from across the country and around the world. To date we have logged well over 1,000,000 hits and have been written up in several magazines as well as having a few interview offers from both Radio and Television
Posted by Chris at 11:12 AM

Everything I learned at MIT

One day I decided to scan in the notes from all the courses I took at MIT, in my four years there 1995-1999. Perhaps some of them will be of use to you?
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 10:49 AM | Comments (2)

Everything I learned at MIT

One day I decided to scan in the notes from all the courses I took at MIT, in my four years there 1995-1999. Perhaps some of them will be of use to you?
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 10:49 AM | Comments (2)

Nixon and The Cancellations of the 1972 Elections

I was kind of surprised that I didn't hear more about this story than on a few mentions on some blogs and online news sources. From MSNBC:
American counterterrorism officials, citing what they call "alarming" intelligence about a possible Qaeda strike inside the United States this fall, are reviewing a proposal that could allow for the postponement of the November presidential election in the event of such an attack
This isn't the first time that an administration has mulled over "postponing" or canceling an election. This is a lengthy article but do a search in it for "THE CANCELLATION OF THE 1972 ELECTIONS" .
In 1970 a rumor was printed in William Howard's Newhouse News Service weekly gossip column about a Rand Corporation study done for the NIXON Administration to determine the feasibility of canceling the 1972 election if radicals threatened to disrupt it. The Wall Street Journal wrote on April 24, 1970, that rumors of the study were hard to spike. The New York Times reported: "Rumors were heard in April and spread quickly across the country that the Rand Corporation was preparing a secret study on the implications of cancellation of the 1972 election." Henry S. Rowan of the Rand Corporation released this statement carried by The Wall Street Journal on May 13, 1970: "The Rand Corporation has not undertaken such a study. It does not contemplate making such a study, nor has it been approached by anyone with a proposal for such a study."
Who knows how legitimate that study was but it is an interesting read. Of course, scaring the public into letting a leader seize power to protect against terror and to restore security is one of the oldest tricks in the book. I wish I could think of a good example of that happening.
(Thanks Paul for the Nixon link)
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (2)

Nixon and The Cancellations of the 1972 Elections

I was kind of surprised that I didn't hear more about this story than on a few mentions on some blogs and online news sources. From MSNBC:
American counterterrorism officials, citing what they call "alarming" intelligence about a possible Qaeda strike inside the United States this fall, are reviewing a proposal that could allow for the postponement of the November presidential election in the event of such an attack
This isn't the first time that an administration has mulled over "postponing" or canceling an election. This is a lengthy article but do a search in it for "THE CANCELLATION OF THE 1972 ELECTIONS" .
In 1970 a rumor was printed in William Howard's Newhouse News Service weekly gossip column about a Rand Corporation study done for the NIXON Administration to determine the feasibility of canceling the 1972 election if radicals threatened to disrupt it. The Wall Street Journal wrote on April 24, 1970, that rumors of the study were hard to spike. The New York Times reported: "Rumors were heard in April and spread quickly across the country that the Rand Corporation was preparing a secret study on the implications of cancellation of the 1972 election." Henry S. Rowan of the Rand Corporation released this statement carried by The Wall Street Journal on May 13, 1970: "The Rand Corporation has not undertaken such a study. It does not contemplate making such a study, nor has it been approached by anyone with a proposal for such a study."
Who knows how legitimate that study was but it is an interesting read. Of course, scaring the public into letting a leader seize power to protect against terror and to restore security is one of the oldest tricks in the book. I wish I could think of a good example of that happening.
(Thanks Paul for the Nixon link)
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (2)

Constructed Human Languages

For the linguists out there.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Constructed Human Languages

For the linguists out there.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Google Fight

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Pit two keywords against each other to see who wins.
Posted by Chris at 6:33 AM | Comments (2)

Google Fight

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Pit two keywords against each other to see who wins.
Posted by Chris at 6:33 AM | Comments (2)

Presidential Campaign Commercials

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The Living Room Candidate has video of presidential campaign commercials starting from 1952 up to 2004. Very fun to watch those older commercials, especially the "We Like Ike" one.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (3)

Presidential Campaign Commercials

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The Living Room Candidate has video of presidential campaign commercials starting from 1952 up to 2004. Very fun to watch those older commercials, especially the "We Like Ike" one.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (3)

Friday, July 9, 2004

Origins of Band Names

Now this is informative.
SONIC YOUTH - A combination of SONIC RENDEZVOUS ORCHESTRA and BIG YOUTH.. they were local New York bands in the late 70's.

PINK FLOYD - Named after Georgia blues musicians Pink Anderson and Floyd Council. They almost named themselves "Anderson Council" and "Megadeath".

THE BEATLES - A few stories floating around about this one.. Stuart Sutcliffe came up with THE BEETLES in 1960, which was evidently a play on Buddy Holly's CRICKETS. They went by THE QUARRYMEN and THE SILVER BEETLES awhile later, then shortened and mutated that to THE BEATLES. Lennon and Sutcliffe may have also been influenced by the film "The Wild One", which featured a motorcycle gang called the Beetles. John Lennon is generally credited with combining Beetles and Beat to come up with THE BEATLES spelling. Lennon was also fond of saying he had a vision as a child of a flaming pie in the sky that said "You are Beatles with an "A"...
Posted by Chris at 2:17 PM

Origins of Band Names

Now this is informative.
SONIC YOUTH - A combination of SONIC RENDEZVOUS ORCHESTRA and BIG YOUTH.. they were local New York bands in the late 70's.

PINK FLOYD - Named after Georgia blues musicians Pink Anderson and Floyd Council. They almost named themselves "Anderson Council" and "Megadeath".

THE BEATLES - A few stories floating around about this one.. Stuart Sutcliffe came up with THE BEETLES in 1960, which was evidently a play on Buddy Holly's CRICKETS. They went by THE QUARRYMEN and THE SILVER BEETLES awhile later, then shortened and mutated that to THE BEATLES. Lennon and Sutcliffe may have also been influenced by the film "The Wild One", which featured a motorcycle gang called the Beetles. John Lennon is generally credited with combining Beetles and Beat to come up with THE BEATLES spelling. Lennon was also fond of saying he had a vision as a child of a flaming pie in the sky that said "You are Beatles with an "A"...
Posted by Chris at 2:17 PM

Foundphotos

Here is the disclaimer for Foundphotos:
These were found by doing a search using p2p programs. people share their own personal digital photos in their shared folders, i guess they put them there for friends or family to download or just select their whole my documents folder as shared.
As you can imagine, some of these might not be safe for work.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 11:40 AM

Foundphotos

Here is the disclaimer for Foundphotos:
These were found by doing a search using p2p programs. people share their own personal digital photos in their shared folders, i guess they put them there for friends or family to download or just select their whole my documents folder as shared.
As you can imagine, some of these might not be safe for work.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 11:40 AM

Ask Pud

Pud is:
I am an expert in many things. Ask me anything.
These are funny and actually really interesting. Here is a taste.
Do any of the hair loss remedies work? Propecia? Rogaine?

Propecia will grow some extra peach-fuzz on your dome but nothing worthwhile. Using Rogaine everyday, for the rest of your life, will stop hair loss in its tracks. It won't grow anything back, and if you ever stop taking it you'll lose your hair even faster, so it's not worth it either. Basically, grow some balls, have confidence, and stop worrying about it.

I keep hearing that the economy is getting better, but I don't believe it. Are things really getting better?

Things are getting better for corporate america. Revenue is growing, but unfortunately on the backs of workers like you. Lower wages, outsourcing, and desperate pricing by vendors is fueling current economic growth. Might mean a better bottom line for the company, but you won't notice new jobs or higher wages anytime soon.

I've heard more than once that I'm "creepy". How do I avoid giving people the creeps?

Tweeze your unibrow. Use a lotion for oily skin on your face so you're not so shiny. Stop staring at people. Muss your hair up a little.
Posted by Chris at 10:26 AM

Ask Pud

Pud is:
I am an expert in many things. Ask me anything.
These are funny and actually really interesting. Here is a taste.
Do any of the hair loss remedies work? Propecia? Rogaine?

Propecia will grow some extra peach-fuzz on your dome but nothing worthwhile. Using Rogaine everyday, for the rest of your life, will stop hair loss in its tracks. It won't grow anything back, and if you ever stop taking it you'll lose your hair even faster, so it's not worth it either. Basically, grow some balls, have confidence, and stop worrying about it.

I keep hearing that the economy is getting better, but I don't believe it. Are things really getting better?

Things are getting better for corporate america. Revenue is growing, but unfortunately on the backs of workers like you. Lower wages, outsourcing, and desperate pricing by vendors is fueling current economic growth. Might mean a better bottom line for the company, but you won't notice new jobs or higher wages anytime soon.

I've heard more than once that I'm "creepy". How do I avoid giving people the creeps?

Tweeze your unibrow. Use a lotion for oily skin on your face so you're not so shiny. Stop staring at people. Muss your hair up a little.
Posted by Chris at 10:26 AM

CEO Charlie Bucket's Speech

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Wonka was a bit of a free spending eccentric.
I'm sure many of you are aware of another of Wonka's follies; the Everlasting Gobstopper. How smart do you think selling a candy that you can eat forever is? One piece of candy that a kid can eat for five or ten years, basically until they lose it or until it's so covered with lint and bees that they're afraid to even touch it. This is a terrible product from a profit standpoint. We will continue with plans for the Everlasting Gobstopper rollout but we will be replacing the Gobstopper itself with a more Five to Ten Minute Lasting Gobstopper. The formula for the real Gobstopper is being shopped around to various defense contractors for potential use in composite armors for tanks.
Posted by Chris at 9:55 AM

CEO Charlie Bucket's Speech

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Wonka was a bit of a free spending eccentric.
I'm sure many of you are aware of another of Wonka's follies; the Everlasting Gobstopper. How smart do you think selling a candy that you can eat forever is? One piece of candy that a kid can eat for five or ten years, basically until they lose it or until it's so covered with lint and bees that they're afraid to even touch it. This is a terrible product from a profit standpoint. We will continue with plans for the Everlasting Gobstopper rollout but we will be replacing the Gobstopper itself with a more Five to Ten Minute Lasting Gobstopper. The formula for the real Gobstopper is being shopped around to various defense contractors for potential use in composite armors for tanks.
Posted by Chris at 9:55 AM

Come on now

Does anyone actually believe this?
HOUSTON, July 8 - Military records that could help establish President Bush's whereabouts during his disputed service in the Texas Air National Guard more than 30 years ago have been inadvertently destroyed, according to the Pentagon.

It said the payroll records of "numerous service members," including former First Lt. Bush, had been ruined in 1996 and 1997 by the Defense Finance and Accounting Service during a project to salvage deteriorating microfilm. No back-up paper copies could be found, it added in notices dated June 25.

The destroyed records cover three months of a period in 1972 and 1973 when Mr. Bush's claims of service in Alabama are in question.
Posted by Chris at 9:23 AM | Comments (12)

Come on now

Does anyone actually believe this?
HOUSTON, July 8 - Military records that could help establish President Bush's whereabouts during his disputed service in the Texas Air National Guard more than 30 years ago have been inadvertently destroyed, according to the Pentagon.

It said the payroll records of "numerous service members," including former First Lt. Bush, had been ruined in 1996 and 1997 by the Defense Finance and Accounting Service during a project to salvage deteriorating microfilm. No back-up paper copies could be found, it added in notices dated June 25.

The destroyed records cover three months of a period in 1972 and 1973 when Mr. Bush's claims of service in Alabama are in question.
Posted by Chris at 9:23 AM | Comments (12)

Food Blog

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Phood is a blog that rates snack food, fast food, pizza, beer, and other delicacies. Here is his review of the Toll House candy bar that is above:
The Nestlé Toll House Candy Bar (Soft and Chewy Cookie variety) attempts to be a cookie and candy bar at the same time. Consisting of a soft cookie covered with chocolate, the candy bar just doesn’t work as well as you may think it would. The chewy cookie center doesn’t really have the taste of a Toll House cookie, and it is covered in too much chocolate. The wrapper indicates that there is also caramel and morsels in the cookie, but both are hardly noticeable. With some tweaking, the Toll House Candy Bar could be very good. But as it is, it’s only so-so.
I agree by the way. I tried one of these a few months ago and it was a big disappointment. And the picture on the wrapper looked so good!!
Posted by Chris at 9:09 AM | Comments (3)

Food Blog

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Phood is a blog that rates snack food, fast food, pizza, beer, and other delicacies. Here is his review of the Toll House candy bar that is above:
The Nestlé Toll House Candy Bar (Soft and Chewy Cookie variety) attempts to be a cookie and candy bar at the same time. Consisting of a soft cookie covered with chocolate, the candy bar just doesn’t work as well as you may think it would. The chewy cookie center doesn’t really have the taste of a Toll House cookie, and it is covered in too much chocolate. The wrapper indicates that there is also caramel and morsels in the cookie, but both are hardly noticeable. With some tweaking, the Toll House Candy Bar could be very good. But as it is, it’s only so-so.
I agree by the way. I tried one of these a few months ago and it was a big disappointment. And the picture on the wrapper looked so good!!
Posted by Chris at 9:09 AM | Comments (3)

Cannabis Vodka

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Because Vodka and Cannabis by themselves were not potent enough.
(via the new and improved Mookie, although he hates his new layout)
Posted by Chris at 8:56 AM | Comments (4)

Cannabis Vodka

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Because Vodka and Cannabis by themselves were not potent enough.
(via the new and improved Mookie, although he hates his new layout)
Posted by Chris at 8:56 AM | Comments (4)

Thursday, July 8, 2004

Hidden Image Stereograms

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Remember how popular these were a few years ago? I could almost never see the hidden picture.
This type of single image stereogram has a hidden image within it. Thus, the name. All the Hidden Image Stereograms in this 3D Art Gallery are set up for parallel-viewing. If you already know how to PARALLEL-VIEW choose from the stereograms below and enjoy. Otherwise, you might want to learn some of the Secrets of Seeing 3D first.
(Thanks Veronica)
Posted by Chris at 4:22 PM | Comments (1)

Hidden Image Stereograms

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Remember how popular these were a few years ago? I could almost never see the hidden picture.
This type of single image stereogram has a hidden image within it. Thus, the name. All the Hidden Image Stereograms in this 3D Art Gallery are set up for parallel-viewing. If you already know how to PARALLEL-VIEW choose from the stereograms below and enjoy. Otherwise, you might want to learn some of the Secrets of Seeing 3D first.
(Thanks Veronica)
Posted by Chris at 4:22 PM | Comments (1)

Snake Robots

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Very nice videos of the robotic snakes but I wish the webpage had more detail about how he made them.
This site describes my own snake robots as well as giving links to important lists of other snake robot research projects. The robots shown below were created as part of my private research project into snake locomotion started in 1987. Click below to see more information about each of the prototypes including video clips in MPEG format.
Posted by Chris at 4:12 PM

Snake Robots

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Very nice videos of the robotic snakes but I wish the webpage had more detail about how he made them.
This site describes my own snake robots as well as giving links to important lists of other snake robot research projects. The robots shown below were created as part of my private research project into snake locomotion started in 1987. Click below to see more information about each of the prototypes including video clips in MPEG format.
Posted by Chris at 4:12 PM

Monowheels

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And other vehicles with insufficient wheels.
Posted by Chris at 3:37 PM | Comments (1)

Monowheels

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And other vehicles with insufficient wheels.
Posted by Chris at 3:37 PM | Comments (1)

Golfing Mongolia

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A few weeks ago I linked to a story in the NY Times that was about a guy golfing across Mongolia. I just found the website that went with it. (God forbid that any newspaper link to the website they are writing about)
Posted by Chris at 3:01 PM

Golfing Mongolia

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A few weeks ago I linked to a story in the NY Times that was about a guy golfing across Mongolia. I just found the website that went with it. (God forbid that any newspaper link to the website they are writing about)
Posted by Chris at 3:01 PM

Visiting Every Starbucks

An interesting article in Fortune about a man who is attempting to visit every Starbucks.
Winter is on a mission to visit every Starbucks in the world. On this day alone, he has mapped out four more stores around Phoenix and two in El Paso that he needs to hit. A contract computer programmer, Winter works just enough to fund his obsession, for which he has laid out specific rules: He stops only in Starbucks that the company owns—eliminating the more than 3,000 licensed spots in places like airports and grocery stores—and he has to drink caffeinated coffee in each. In the seven years that the 32-year-old has been on his quest, he's been to 4,122 stores in North America (including some that have since closed), 114 in Britain, and 53 in Japan. Starbucks operates 4,025 stores in the U.S. and 846 internationally. So Winter is doing pretty well. Except for this one problem: The company opens an average of 10.2 new, company-operated Starbucks a week around the world and has no plans to slow down.
He has a website that catalogues his excursions complete with a gallery.
Posted by Chris at 1:49 PM | Comments (1)

Visiting Every Starbucks

An interesting article in Fortune about a man who is attempting to visit every Starbucks.
Winter is on a mission to visit every Starbucks in the world. On this day alone, he has mapped out four more stores around Phoenix and two in El Paso that he needs to hit. A contract computer programmer, Winter works just enough to fund his obsession, for which he has laid out specific rules: He stops only in Starbucks that the company owns—eliminating the more than 3,000 licensed spots in places like airports and grocery stores—and he has to drink caffeinated coffee in each. In the seven years that the 32-year-old has been on his quest, he's been to 4,122 stores in North America (including some that have since closed), 114 in Britain, and 53 in Japan. Starbucks operates 4,025 stores in the U.S. and 846 internationally. So Winter is doing pretty well. Except for this one problem: The company opens an average of 10.2 new, company-operated Starbucks a week around the world and has no plans to slow down.
He has a website that catalogues his excursions complete with a gallery.
Posted by Chris at 1:49 PM | Comments (1)

Hand Signals

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These are very funny.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 1:18 PM | Comments (1)

Hand Signals

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These are very funny.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 1:18 PM | Comments (1)

WalMartyrs

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These are the stories of those who have gone up against the giant, who have felt and taken the heat and who survived. Please add your story if you would like to share your experiences.
Posted by Chris at 10:59 AM | Comments (3)

WalMartyrs

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These are the stories of those who have gone up against the giant, who have felt and taken the heat and who survived. Please add your story if you would like to share your experiences.
Posted by Chris at 10:59 AM | Comments (3)

Hamster Cage Case Mod

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Because it is good to have rodents living in your computer. Ask this guy.
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM | Comments (1)

Hamster Cage Case Mod

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Because it is good to have rodents living in your computer. Ask this guy.
Posted by Chris at 10:37 AM | Comments (1)

The Wackier World of Japanese Ice Cream

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Let's put it this way. The picture above is of raw horseflesh ice cream. More flavors here.
(via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
Posted by Chris at 10:23 AM

The Wackier World of Japanese Ice Cream

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Let's put it this way. The picture above is of raw horseflesh ice cream. More flavors here.
(via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
Posted by Chris at 10:23 AM

Finally

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This picture makes me feel all warm inside.
Posted by Chris at 8:52 AM

Finally

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This picture makes me feel all warm inside.
Posted by Chris at 8:52 AM

The Phone

Here is an interesting Flash game. The Phone. You pick up the phone and dial a number given. It takes you to a game where you have to solve it to get the next number and move on.
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 6:49 AM

The Phone

Here is an interesting Flash game. The Phone. You pick up the phone and dial a number given. It takes you to a game where you have to solve it to get the next number and move on.
(Thanks Jabberwocky)
Posted by Chris at 6:49 AM

Do it yourself circumcision

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Ok this is linked to a blog talking about the do it yourself circumcision. He has a link to the actual thing. It isn't safe for work and it made me want to vomit.
Posted by Chris at 6:42 AM | Comments (5)

Do it yourself circumcision

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Ok this is linked to a blog talking about the do it yourself circumcision. He has a link to the actual thing. It isn't safe for work and it made me want to vomit.
Posted by Chris at 6:42 AM | Comments (5)

50 best rock intros

I will go along with these.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (2)

50 best rock intros

I will go along with these.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (2)

Wednesday, July 7, 2004

Teen Lingo

I found out what ghettofabulous means from this online teen dictionary!
This dictionary isn't so you can try to talk like someone you're not. But it is a good reference for those who are seeking to understand a piece of youth culture today. These words are used differently by various teens around the world. Some of these words may have different meaning for teens in one area than another. But overall, this list contains words actively used by mainstream teens today. You will not find many "old school" or outdated terms such as "bad" or "radical."
Oh yeah
ghetto-fabulous
1. Adj. describing something good. Living the good life like a gangsta. "Did you see that e-class? Ghetto-fabulous!"
Now I have to look up e-class.
Posted by Chris at 1:30 PM

Teen Lingo

I found out what ghettofabulous means from this online teen dictionary!
This dictionary isn't so you can try to talk like someone you're not. But it is a good reference for those who are seeking to understand a piece of youth culture today. These words are used differently by various teens around the world. Some of these words may have different meaning for teens in one area than another. But overall, this list contains words actively used by mainstream teens today. You will not find many "old school" or outdated terms such as "bad" or "radical."
Oh yeah
ghetto-fabulous
1. Adj. describing something good. Living the good life like a gangsta. "Did you see that e-class? Ghetto-fabulous!"
Now I have to look up e-class.
Posted by Chris at 1:30 PM

80s Commercials

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These commercials bring back memories. Speaking of the 80s, whenever I turn on the show I Love the 80s I cannot turn it off no matter what. That show is more addictive than crack. What other show could remind me of Hungry Hungry Hippos?
(via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM

80s Commercials

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These commercials bring back memories. Speaking of the 80s, whenever I turn on the show I Love the 80s I cannot turn it off no matter what. That show is more addictive than crack. What other show could remind me of Hungry Hungry Hippos?
(via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM

How to build your own arcade

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From Popular Science:
So Tim Eckel, a self-employed systems analyst, devised a compromise. He loaded an aging PC with MAME, a program that emulates old hardware so it can run more than 2,700 arcade games, and mounted it in a real game cabinet rescued from the junkyard. Replacing the picture tube with a used monitor and wiring controllers to a keyboard, he squeezed the entire arcade of his youth into one fairly inexpensive box.
More about home arcades here.
(via Tom McMahon)
Posted by Chris at 10:00 AM

How to build your own arcade

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From Popular Science:
So Tim Eckel, a self-employed systems analyst, devised a compromise. He loaded an aging PC with MAME, a program that emulates old hardware so it can run more than 2,700 arcade games, and mounted it in a real game cabinet rescued from the junkyard. Replacing the picture tube with a used monitor and wiring controllers to a keyboard, he squeezed the entire arcade of his youth into one fairly inexpensive box.
More about home arcades here.
(via Tom McMahon)
Posted by Chris at 10:00 AM

GhettoFabulous

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Another hotornot clone where you can choose ghetto or ghettofabulous. I will be honest. I have no idea what ghettofabulous means. Absolutely none.
Posted by Chris at 9:48 AM

GhettoFabulous

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Another hotornot clone where you can choose ghetto or ghettofabulous. I will be honest. I have no idea what ghettofabulous means. Absolutely none.
Posted by Chris at 9:48 AM

Badjocks.com

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Complete with a badjocks scoreboard.
Posted by Chris at 9:43 AM

Badjocks.com

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Complete with a badjocks scoreboard.
Posted by Chris at 9:43 AM

Smoking Coins

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More at coincutter.com
(via Sciatica)
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM

Smoking Coins

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More at coincutter.com
(via Sciatica)
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM

Sherlock Holmes on the Radio

If you like old time radio dramas you will love this site.
Sherlock Holmes stories have been a part of radio programming since 1930. There are some 600 broadcasts listed on this site, and the list is by no means complete, as we have not yet included non-English adaptations.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Sherlock Holmes on the Radio

If you like old time radio dramas you will love this site.
Sherlock Holmes stories have been a part of radio programming since 1930. There are some 600 broadcasts listed on this site, and the list is by no means complete, as we have not yet included non-English adaptations.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

The I Hate Tim McCarver Homepage

Game after endless game, the biggest braying blowhard in baseball blathers on and on. The fact that he doesn't know what he's talking about 99% of the time doesn't deter him. He'll go on and on about some minute point that nobody cares about hour after hour. He'll miss important plays while lecturing long-suffering listeners on the importance of the position of a pitcher's ring finger. Many times he'll even bring it up during the next game (even several more games!)
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

The I Hate Tim McCarver Homepage

Game after endless game, the biggest braying blowhard in baseball blathers on and on. The fact that he doesn't know what he's talking about 99% of the time doesn't deter him. He'll go on and on about some minute point that nobody cares about hour after hour. He'll miss important plays while lecturing long-suffering listeners on the importance of the position of a pitcher's ring finger. Many times he'll even bring it up during the next game (even several more games!)
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

A 2.3 Million Yard Par 11,880 Golf Course

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From NYTimes (fake registration required)
This summer, Mr. Tolmé, a civil engineer from New Hampshire, is golfing across Mongolia. Treating this enormous Central Asian nation as his private course, he has divided Mongolia into 18 holes. The total fairway distance is 2,322,000 yards. Par is 11,880 strokes.
Posted by Chris at 6:21 AM

A 2.3 Million Yard Par 11,880 Golf Course

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From NYTimes (fake registration required)
This summer, Mr. Tolmé, a civil engineer from New Hampshire, is golfing across Mongolia. Treating this enormous Central Asian nation as his private course, he has divided Mongolia into 18 holes. The total fairway distance is 2,322,000 yards. Par is 11,880 strokes.
Posted by Chris at 6:21 AM

Tuesday, July 6, 2004

Propaganda Techniques

Hmmm.
This document is based upon "Appendix I: PSYOP Techniques" from Psychological Operations Field Manual No. 33-1 published by Headquarters, Department of the Army, Washington DC, 31 August 1979.
Posted by Chris at 10:18 AM

Propaganda Techniques

Hmmm.
This document is based upon "Appendix I: PSYOP Techniques" from Psychological Operations Field Manual No. 33-1 published by Headquarters, Department of the Army, Washington DC, 31 August 1979.
Posted by Chris at 10:18 AM

Restop Personal Lavatory

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Just don't ask what's in the bucket!
The Restop Personal Lavatory System is like carrying your own portable bathroom stall, without the weight (or the wait). The tent pops up in seconds and is zipped from the inside so you don't have to worry about pranksters.

The bucket has a special lid with an airtight seal and is used as a commode and to hold the disposable supplies. It also comes with a foam seat which is fitted to the rim of the bucket.
(via Information Junk)
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM

Restop Personal Lavatory

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Just don't ask what's in the bucket!
The Restop Personal Lavatory System is like carrying your own portable bathroom stall, without the weight (or the wait). The tent pops up in seconds and is zipped from the inside so you don't have to worry about pranksters.

The bucket has a special lid with an airtight seal and is used as a commode and to hold the disposable supplies. It also comes with a foam seat which is fitted to the rim of the bucket.
(via Information Junk)
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM

The Guide Horse Foundation

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Our mission is to provide a safe, cost-effective and reliable mobility alternative for visually impaired people. The Guide Horse Foundation is committed to delivering Guide Horses at no cost to the blind, relying on un-paid volunteers and charitable donations to pay all travel and housing expenses for the blind handler's on-site training. We also have the goal of helping the tiny horses by providing them with a higher-purpose in life.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (2)

The Guide Horse Foundation

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Our mission is to provide a safe, cost-effective and reliable mobility alternative for visually impaired people. The Guide Horse Foundation is committed to delivering Guide Horses at no cost to the blind, relying on un-paid volunteers and charitable donations to pay all travel and housing expenses for the blind handler's on-site training. We also have the goal of helping the tiny horses by providing them with a higher-purpose in life.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (2)

VerizonEatsPoop.com

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VerizonEatsPoop.com is itself a statement against Verizon, the product of the merger of GTE and Bell Atlantic, and its scare tactics attempting to stifle criticism. Initially Verizon registered a slew of 706 domains which could be used to criticize the corporation, such as Verizonsucks.com and Verizon-Shit.com, began threatening anyone who had the word Verizon in their domain with frivolous lawsuits.

One would expect expression, especially criticism, to be protected under the First Amendment, yet Verizon certainly has a different view. They claim that the use of the name Verizon in a domain infringes upon their 'valuable trademark rights,' and violates the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act. Somehow, I find it absurd to think that their 'valuable trademark rights' are paramount to the people's right to freely express themselves.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

VerizonEatsPoop.com

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VerizonEatsPoop.com is itself a statement against Verizon, the product of the merger of GTE and Bell Atlantic, and its scare tactics attempting to stifle criticism. Initially Verizon registered a slew of 706 domains which could be used to criticize the corporation, such as Verizonsucks.com and Verizon-Shit.com, began threatening anyone who had the word Verizon in their domain with frivolous lawsuits.

One would expect expression, especially criticism, to be protected under the First Amendment, yet Verizon certainly has a different view. They claim that the use of the name Verizon in a domain infringes upon their 'valuable trademark rights,' and violates the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act. Somehow, I find it absurd to think that their 'valuable trademark rights' are paramount to the people's right to freely express themselves.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

Insect Recipes

Mmmm, Chocolate Chirpy Chip Cookies
Ingredients:
* 2 1/4 cup flour
* 1 tsp. baking soda
* 1 tsp. salt
* 1 cup butter, softened
* 3/4 cup sugar
* 3/4 cup brown sugar
* 1 tsp. vanilla
* 2 eggs
* 1 12-ounce chocolate chips
* 1 cup chopped nuts
* 1/2 cup dry-roasted crickets

Directions:
Preheat oven to 375. In small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In large bowl, combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla; beat until creamy. Beat in eggs. Gradually add flour mixture and insects, mix well. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded measuring teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Insect Recipes

Mmmm, Chocolate Chirpy Chip Cookies
Ingredients:
* 2 1/4 cup flour
* 1 tsp. baking soda
* 1 tsp. salt
* 1 cup butter, softened
* 3/4 cup sugar
* 3/4 cup brown sugar
* 1 tsp. vanilla
* 2 eggs
* 1 12-ounce chocolate chips
* 1 cup chopped nuts
* 1/2 cup dry-roasted crickets

Directions:
Preheat oven to 375. In small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In large bowl, combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla; beat until creamy. Beat in eggs. Gradually add flour mixture and insects, mix well. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded measuring teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Tech Support Comedy

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Welcome to Tech Support Comedy Comic Relief for the Support Worker!
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Tech Support Comedy

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Welcome to Tech Support Comedy Comic Relief for the Support Worker!
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Roman Numeral Converter

In case you want to figure out what number Superbowl we are on.
Posted by Chris at 6:22 AM | Comments (1)

Roman Numeral Converter

In case you want to figure out what number Superbowl we are on.
Posted by Chris at 6:22 AM | Comments (1)

Monday, July 5, 2004

Air conditioned jacket

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Although it does seem to be a bit puffy.
(via Gizmodo)
Posted by Chris at 6:26 PM | Comments (7)

Air conditioned jacket

airconditioned_jacket-thumb.jpg

Although it does seem to be a bit puffy.
(via Gizmodo)
Posted by Chris at 6:26 PM | Comments (7)

Theater chain bans Fahrenheit 911

Thank goodness we have men like R.L. Fridley who hate freedom and will tell us what not to see.
DECORAH, IOWA - A company that owns theatres in Iowa and Nebraska is refusing to show Fahrenheit 9/11, Michael Moore's controversial new documentary. R.L. Fridley, owner and president of Des Moines-based Fridley Theatres, says he believes the film incites terrorism. In an e-mail to company managers, Fridley said his company does not "play political propaganda films from either the right or the left." "Our country is in a war against an enemy who would destroy our way of life, our culture and kill our people," Fridley wrote. "These barbarians have shown through [the Sept. 11 attacks] and the recent beheadings that they will stop at nothing. I believe this film emboldens them and divides our country even more."
UPDATE:
Bob from Bay to the Beltway has the contact info for the owner of this theater chain.

To complain:
Fridley Theatres 1321 Walnut St.
Des Moines, IA 50309
515-282-9287
You can email beth@fridleytheatres.com or renea@fridleytheatres.com.

Or call RL himself:
R. L. Fridley
3603 Davisson Rd
Des Moines, IA 50310
(515) 279 - 9866
Posted by Chris at 6:18 PM | Comments (2)

Theater chain bans Fahrenheit 911

Thank goodness we have men like R.L. Fridley who hate freedom and will tell us what not to see.
DECORAH, IOWA - A company that owns theatres in Iowa and Nebraska is refusing to show Fahrenheit 9/11, Michael Moore's controversial new documentary. R.L. Fridley, owner and president of Des Moines-based Fridley Theatres, says he believes the film incites terrorism. In an e-mail to company managers, Fridley said his company does not "play political propaganda films from either the right or the left." "Our country is in a war against an enemy who would destroy our way of life, our culture and kill our people," Fridley wrote. "These barbarians have shown through [the Sept. 11 attacks] and the recent beheadings that they will stop at nothing. I believe this film emboldens them and divides our country even more."
UPDATE:
Bob from Bay to the Beltway has the contact info for the owner of this theater chain.

To complain:
Fridley Theatres 1321 Walnut St.
Des Moines, IA 50309
515-282-9287
You can email beth@fridleytheatres.com or renea@fridleytheatres.com.

Or call RL himself:
R. L. Fridley
3603 Davisson Rd
Des Moines, IA 50310
(515) 279 - 9866
Posted by Chris at 6:18 PM | Comments (2)

Old Railray Maps of Taiwan

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I would have been lost with these maps.
Posted by Chris at 11:42 AM

Old Railray Maps of Taiwan

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I would have been lost with these maps.
Posted by Chris at 11:42 AM

Punch This Guy

Nice sound effects.
Posted by Chris at 11:38 AM

Punch This Guy

Nice sound effects.
Posted by Chris at 11:38 AM

When Zombies take over, how long until electricity fails?

After watching Dawn of the Dead, I am left to wonder about one thing: If we were to suffer an apocalypse where most of the living became flesh-eating zombies, how long, assuming I survived, would I continue to receive hydroelectricity from my power company? Is it a mean-time-before-failure situation, or would the system automatically shut itself down after a few days? (I am assuming that most of the people who were supposed to be maintaining things at my hydro company would be out looking for brains, and that the surviving hydro employees would be busy digging shelters, etc.) Also, what's the outlook like for people whose chunk of the power grid is supplied by coal, nuclear, and other types of energy? Just wondering how many solar panels I should be putting on my roof!
Answer.
(via Reality Carnival)
Posted by Chris at 11:12 AM

When Zombies take over, how long until electricity fails?

After watching Dawn of the Dead, I am left to wonder about one thing: If we were to suffer an apocalypse where most of the living became flesh-eating zombies, how long, assuming I survived, would I continue to receive hydroelectricity from my power company? Is it a mean-time-before-failure situation, or would the system automatically shut itself down after a few days? (I am assuming that most of the people who were supposed to be maintaining things at my hydro company would be out looking for brains, and that the surviving hydro employees would be busy digging shelters, etc.) Also, what's the outlook like for people whose chunk of the power grid is supplied by coal, nuclear, and other types of energy? Just wondering how many solar panels I should be putting on my roof!
Answer.
(via Reality Carnival)
Posted by Chris at 11:12 AM

The People's Cam

Enter in a message that will show up on their screen saver that you can see via webcam.
Posted by Chris at 11:03 AM

The People's Cam

Enter in a message that will show up on their screen saver that you can see via webcam.
Posted by Chris at 11:03 AM

Top 100 Trainwrecks of the 20th Century

So I decided to create my own Top 100 list, and here it goes: THE TOP 100 TRAINWRECKS OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY. No, not literally. This ain't about Amtrak, unless you met a history-making crazy person on one of their trains. Rather, my list is a countdown of the top 100 most dysfunctional, toxic, nightmarish people of the past 100 years.
Unfortunately, it was a trainwreck to navigate through this site.
Posted by Chris at 12:50 AM

Top 100 Trainwrecks of the 20th Century

So I decided to create my own Top 100 list, and here it goes: THE TOP 100 TRAINWRECKS OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY. No, not literally. This ain't about Amtrak, unless you met a history-making crazy person on one of their trains. Rather, my list is a countdown of the top 100 most dysfunctional, toxic, nightmarish people of the past 100 years.
Unfortunately, it was a trainwreck to navigate through this site.
Posted by Chris at 12:50 AM

Meankitty.com

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Are you tired of sappy websites where owners post sweet kitty antics? While cutiepie sites have their place, do you know in your heart of hearts that kitties are not at all sweet? Well, this is the place for kitty antics that are *not* so cute, the place where the real face of kitty is revealed. This is... Meankitty.com
Posted by Chris at 12:34 AM | Comments (2)

Meankitty.com

roland.jpg

Are you tired of sappy websites where owners post sweet kitty antics? While cutiepie sites have their place, do you know in your heart of hearts that kitties are not at all sweet? Well, this is the place for kitty antics that are *not* so cute, the place where the real face of kitty is revealed. This is... Meankitty.com
Posted by Chris at 12:34 AM | Comments (2)

Spiderman Lego Movie

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Is there anything that LEGOs can't do?

I found another good LEGO movie link that was made for 'ONE: A Space Odyssey' that has details on how it was made.
Posted by Chris at 12:20 AM | Comments (1)

Spiderman Lego Movie

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Is there anything that LEGOs can't do?

I found another good LEGO movie link that was made for 'ONE: A Space Odyssey' that has details on how it was made.
Posted by Chris at 12:20 AM | Comments (1)

Saturday, July 3, 2004

Temple of Rats

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This place is not on my list of tourist attractions to visit.
From the outside, the yellow sandstone and white marble mogul style temple is not much different from other temples in India. What is different are the temple's inhabitants. The town of Deshnoke, 30 kilometers south of Bikaner, is home to world's only temple where rats are the main creature of devotion. About 20,000 rats are fed, protected and worshiped. The Karni Mata temple is one of the more curious places in all of Rajasthan. The site has been a place of worship for the last 500 years and the current Karni Mata temple was founded by the Maharaja Ganga Singh of Bikaner at the turn of the century.
(via Exclamation Mark One of the newest blogs i have added to my blogroll and in my opinion, one of the best out there)
Posted by Chris at 12:42 PM | Comments (6)

Temple of Rats

rats-3-l.jpg

This place is not on my list of tourist attractions to visit.
From the outside, the yellow sandstone and white marble mogul style temple is not much different from other temples in India. What is different are the temple's inhabitants. The town of Deshnoke, 30 kilometers south of Bikaner, is home to world's only temple where rats are the main creature of devotion. About 20,000 rats are fed, protected and worshiped. The Karni Mata temple is one of the more curious places in all of Rajasthan. The site has been a place of worship for the last 500 years and the current Karni Mata temple was founded by the Maharaja Ganga Singh of Bikaner at the turn of the century.
(via Exclamation Mark One of the newest blogs i have added to my blogroll and in my opinion, one of the best out there)
Posted by Chris at 12:42 PM | Comments (6)

What the Font?

Some might find this website helpful in analyzing fonts in gif, jpg, tiff or bmp files.
Ever wanted to have a font just like the one used by certain publications, corporations, or ad campaigns? Well now you can, using the WhatTheFont font recognition system. Upload a scanned image of the font and we'll show you the closest matches in our database!
Posted by Chris at 12:35 PM

What the Font?

Some might find this website helpful in analyzing fonts in gif, jpg, tiff or bmp files.
Ever wanted to have a font just like the one used by certain publications, corporations, or ad campaigns? Well now you can, using the WhatTheFont font recognition system. Upload a scanned image of the font and we'll show you the closest matches in our database!
Posted by Chris at 12:35 PM

Stop Bush Project

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This site is a documentation of anti-Bush sentiment from around the world expressed through graffiti, placards, flyers and other spontaneous, 'guerilla' means. The images are a gallery of visitor donated photos. Anyone is allowed to submit images.
Posted by Chris at 12:29 PM

Stop Bush Project

lg_164.jpg
This site is a documentation of anti-Bush sentiment from around the world expressed through graffiti, placards, flyers and other spontaneous, 'guerilla' means. The images are a gallery of visitor donated photos. Anyone is allowed to submit images.
Posted by Chris at 12:29 PM

Friday, July 2, 2004

The Dice Man

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I just finished one of the most original books I have ever read called The Dice Man. It is about a psychiatrist who decides one day to free himself of human unhappiness by killing off his "normal" self by making all decisions based on the roll of the dice.

It turns out that there are some people who practice "Dice Life" and even a DiceLife Blog.
Posted by Chris at 10:59 AM | Comments (3)

The Dice Man

Dice-Man-Large.jpg

I just finished one of the most original books I have ever read called The Dice Man. It is about a psychiatrist who decides one day to free himself of human unhappiness by killing off his "normal" self by making all decisions based on the roll of the dice.

It turns out that there are some people who practice "Dice Life" and even a DiceLife Blog.
Posted by Chris at 10:59 AM | Comments (3)

Human Vending Machine

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I don't know why.
(via Burp)
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM

Human Vending Machine

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I don't know why.
(via Burp)
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM

The Bureau of Atomic Tourism

Let's hope they don't need to open any more sites.
The Bureau of Atomic Tourism is dedicated to the promotion of tourist locations around the world that have either been the site of atomic explosions, display exhibits on the development of atomic devices, or contain vehicles that were designed to deliver atomic weapons.
(via Burp)
Posted by Chris at 10:12 AM

The Bureau of Atomic Tourism

Let's hope they don't need to open any more sites.
The Bureau of Atomic Tourism is dedicated to the promotion of tourist locations around the world that have either been the site of atomic explosions, display exhibits on the development of atomic devices, or contain vehicles that were designed to deliver atomic weapons.
(via Burp)
Posted by Chris at 10:12 AM

The Real Robinson Crusoe

From HistoryTelevision.ca
The most popular school of Crusoe believes that Defoe drew inspiration from 18th century travel literature that described the isolation of Scottish sailor Alexander Selkirk.

In 1704, trouble arose when Selkirk began quarrelling with Captain Stradling, who was in control of the ship in Dampier's fleet upon which he was serving. The ship had suffered severe damage from its numerous encounters with rival Spanish ships, and Selkirk believed it was in no shape to make the journey back to England safely. When Stradling disagreed, Selkirk asked to be dropped off at the next island they came across. That island happened to be Mās a Tierra in the Juan Fernandez Islands, 640 km off the coast of Chile, now renamed Isla Robinson Crusoe by the Chilean government. Selkirk's instincts were good, though unbeknownst to him; the ship did indeed meet its end in the South Pacific with few crewmembers surviving.

Selkirk was left ashore with some simple survival items (hatchet, knife, firelock and powder) and a few personal belongings (clothing, bedding, tobacco, a bible, and his mathematical books and instruments). The terrain of Mās a Tierra was mostly wooded and rocky, with a large volcano occupying a great portion of the island. Selkirk spent his early nights on the beach, until a herd of sea lions invaded the coast for mating season. He feared their sharp teeth and immense size, so he took shelter in a cave and watched them from afar. He was struck by the nature of the animals he encountered, so unfamiliar with humans that they did not fear them........
Posted by Chris at 9:41 AM

The Real Robinson Crusoe

From HistoryTelevision.ca
The most popular school of Crusoe believes that Defoe drew inspiration from 18th century travel literature that described the isolation of Scottish sailor Alexander Selkirk.

In 1704, trouble arose when Selkirk began quarrelling with Captain Stradling, who was in control of the ship in Dampier's fleet upon which he was serving. The ship had suffered severe damage from its numerous encounters with rival Spanish ships, and Selkirk believed it was in no shape to make the journey back to England safely. When Stradling disagreed, Selkirk asked to be dropped off at the next island they came across. That island happened to be Mās a Tierra in the Juan Fernandez Islands, 640 km off the coast of Chile, now renamed Isla Robinson Crusoe by the Chilean government. Selkirk's instincts were good, though unbeknownst to him; the ship did indeed meet its end in the South Pacific with few crewmembers surviving.

Selkirk was left ashore with some simple survival items (hatchet, knife, firelock and powder) and a few personal belongings (clothing, bedding, tobacco, a bible, and his mathematical books and instruments). The terrain of Mās a Tierra was mostly wooded and rocky, with a large volcano occupying a great portion of the island. Selkirk spent his early nights on the beach, until a herd of sea lions invaded the coast for mating season. He feared their sharp teeth and immense size, so he took shelter in a cave and watched them from afar. He was struck by the nature of the animals he encountered, so unfamiliar with humans that they did not fear them........
Posted by Chris at 9:41 AM

Permanent Makeup

More and more women are taking advantage of permanent makeup. The only Board Certified Permanent Makeup professional in South Carolina, Nancy Ruth specializes in permanent makeup for women who want the most natural appearance possible. Nancy enjoys her practice of permanent makeup for women who want the natural enhancement permanent makeup offers.
I am not really sure if the picture that they have on that website is much of an endorsement for permanent makeup.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (2)

Permanent Makeup

More and more women are taking advantage of permanent makeup. The only Board Certified Permanent Makeup professional in South Carolina, Nancy Ruth specializes in permanent makeup for women who want the most natural appearance possible. Nancy enjoys her practice of permanent makeup for women who want the natural enhancement permanent makeup offers.
I am not really sure if the picture that they have on that website is much of an endorsement for permanent makeup.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (2)

Cars from the '76 lineup from AMC Motors

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Everyone remembers the Gremlin, but I almost forgot about the Matador.
From its meager beginnings in 1954, to their last gasp when Chrysler absorbed them in 1987, AMC has been one of the most fondly remembered independent car companies in American history. Though they went through many changes during those decades, it was the mid-70s in which they made their biggest pop-culture impact. Their 1976 lineup, in particular, contained some of the most unusual cars to have ever graced this country's roadways.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

Cars from the '76 lineup from AMC Motors

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Everyone remembers the Gremlin, but I almost forgot about the Matador.
From its meager beginnings in 1954, to their last gasp when Chrysler absorbed them in 1987, AMC has been one of the most fondly remembered independent car companies in American history. Though they went through many changes during those decades, it was the mid-70s in which they made their biggest pop-culture impact. Their 1976 lineup, in particular, contained some of the most unusual cars to have ever graced this country's roadways.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

2000 Uses for WD-40

Here are a few that caught my eye.
  • Cleans magazines for an AK-47
  • Cleans bed pans
  • Spray inside candle holders prior to burning to make candles slide out easier
(via The Ultimate Insult)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

2000 Uses for WD-40

Here are a few that caught my eye.
  • Cleans magazines for an AK-47
  • Cleans bed pans
  • Spray inside candle holders prior to burning to make candles slide out easier
(via The Ultimate Insult)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

iWorkWithFools.com

Well there is not much to say except that this site is a collection of stories submitted by people just like yourself dealing with the very same problems. Sometimes the only way to get through these damn work days besides surfing sites without getting caught is is to have a good laugh. All we care about here is that you share with others the misery you are going through. So don't be shy. Let it loose. Your voice will be heard. Well... not by anyone important... but who cares!
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM

iWorkWithFools.com

Well there is not much to say except that this site is a collection of stories submitted by people just like yourself dealing with the very same problems. Sometimes the only way to get through these damn work days besides surfing sites without getting caught is is to have a good laugh. All we care about here is that you share with others the misery you are going through. So don't be shy. Let it loose. Your voice will be heard. Well... not by anyone important... but who cares!
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM

Tornado

This is one of the weirdest videos I have ever seen. Watch as a tornado forms in the middle of a soccer field while kids are playing. It is in Japanese so I am not sure what the specifics are.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (2)

Tornado

This is one of the weirdest videos I have ever seen. Watch as a tornado forms in the middle of a soccer field while kids are playing. It is in Japanese so I am not sure what the specifics are.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (2)

Guide to Dead SciFi Characters

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(In)Complete Guide to every Science-Fiction Character who was ever killed.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Guide to Dead SciFi Characters

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(In)Complete Guide to every Science-Fiction Character who was ever killed.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Thursday, July 1, 2004

Overcompensated?

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From The Honolulu Advertiser:
Pat Campanella, left, and Affordable Towing and Recovery owner Devin Statts discuss how to get Campanella's SUV out of Katherine Peacock's pool in Hawai'i Kai. Campanella was giving his wife a driving lesson when she overcompensated and drove into the pool.
Overcompensated? When you overcompensate while driving it means you hit the curb or maybe side swipe a car. What was she doing, parallel parking next to the diving board?
Posted by Chris at 12:01 PM | Comments (3)

Overcompensated?

hpa_b.jpg

From The Honolulu Advertiser:
Pat Campanella, left, and Affordable Towing and Recovery owner Devin Statts discuss how to get Campanella's SUV out of Katherine Peacock's pool in Hawai'i Kai. Campanella was giving his wife a driving lesson when she overcompensated and drove into the pool.
Overcompensated? When you overcompensate while driving it means you hit the curb or maybe side swipe a car. What was she doing, parallel parking next to the diving board?
Posted by Chris at 12:01 PM | Comments (3)

About those ducks...

About two weeks ago I posted about a picture of a mother duck who walked her ducklings over a sewer grate where they fell through. The person who posted those pictures says they were not photoshopped and he rescued all but one of the ducks.
Posted by Chris at 11:53 AM

About those ducks...

About two weeks ago I posted about a picture of a mother duck who walked her ducklings over a sewer grate where they fell through. The person who posted those pictures says they were not photoshopped and he rescued all but one of the ducks.
Posted by Chris at 11:53 AM

How To Build a Dr Who TARDIS Console

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I will be impressed when he figures a way to fit that into a police box.
Posted by Chris at 10:19 AM

How To Build a Dr Who TARDIS Console

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I will be impressed when he figures a way to fit that into a police box.
Posted by Chris at 10:19 AM

Giant Clams of the Great Barrier Reef

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Some great pictures here.
Posted by Chris at 10:03 AM

Giant Clams of the Great Barrier Reef

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Some great pictures here.
Posted by Chris at 10:03 AM | TrackBack

6lb Burger

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If you are in PA and hungry for a burger, you might want to try the 6lb burger at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub. The burger comes with:
  • Two whole tomatoes
  • A half-head of lettuce
  • 12 slices of American cheese
  • A full cup of peppers
  • Two entire onions
  • Plus a river of mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard
All that for just $23.95! It doesn't say if it comes with fries or not.

I wonder if Heather from Goofy Girl Blog has heard of that place?
Posted by Chris at 9:48 AM | Comments (3)

6lb Burger

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If you are in PA and hungry for a burger, you might want to try the 6lb burger at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub. The burger comes with:
  • Two whole tomatoes
  • A half-head of lettuce
  • 12 slices of American cheese
  • A full cup of peppers
  • Two entire onions
  • Plus a river of mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard
All that for just $23.95! It doesn't say if it comes with fries or not.

I wonder if Heather from Goofy Girl Blog has heard of that place?
Posted by Chris at 9:48 AM | Comments (3)

Anti-Telemarketing Counterscript

I may have to print this flow chart out.
The Direct Marketing sector regards the telephone as one of its most successful tools. Consumers experience telemarketing from a completely different point of view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy.

Telemarketers make use of a telescript - a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most of all, that makes telemarketing successful. The EGBG Counterscript attempts to redress that balance.
Posted by Chris at 9:23 AM

Anti-Telemarketing Counterscript

I may have to print this flow chart out.
The Direct Marketing sector regards the telephone as one of its most successful tools. Consumers experience telemarketing from a completely different point of view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy.

Telemarketers make use of a telescript - a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most of all, that makes telemarketing successful. The EGBG Counterscript attempts to redress that balance.
Posted by Chris at 9:23 AM

How to stop a car with no brakes

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Good luck with this tip:
Do not panic. Relax and steer the car smoothly.

But the other tips are pretty good.
(via Information Junk)
Posted by Chris at 6:47 AM | Comments (1)

How to stop a car with no brakes

tb_nobrakes-lg.jpg

Good luck with this tip:
Do not panic. Relax and steer the car smoothly.

But the other tips are pretty good.
(via Information Junk)
Posted by Chris at 6:47 AM | Comments (1)

Do it yourself flamethrower

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This kid really wants a Darwin Award.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Do it yourself flamethrower

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This kid really wants a Darwin Award.
(via Waxy)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

The Kook Museum

Browse letters and articles sent in by kooks.
(I get a few letters like this sent to my work every once in awhile. I should open my own museum)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

The Kook Museum

Browse letters and articles sent in by kooks.
(I get a few letters like this sent to my work every once in awhile. I should open my own museum)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM




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