Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Create Your Own Graffiti

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Kinda tricky to use it though.
(via Crazy/Beautiful)
Posted by Chris at 12:17 PM | Comments (15)

Create Your Own Graffiti

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Kinda tricky to use it though.
(via Crazy/Beautiful)
Posted by Chris at 12:17 PM | Comments (15)

'Corpse Flower' to Bloom in UConn Greenhouse

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I might have to take a trip to CT to see this. Although they do have a webcam if you want to take a look without travelling.
Within the next few weeks, New Englanders will have the opportunity to see and smell one of the strangest productions of the vegetable kingdom: the titan arum, or corpse flower, which features a gigantic bloom — and a mighty stench -- is expected to open sometime near the end of June, at the University of Connecticut's Department of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology Conservatory.

Currently, the UConn-based flower bud is more than three feet high and growing by several inches each day. Clint Morse, plant growth facilities manager and the researcher who obtained and planted the titan arum, is estimating the plant will flower between June 28 and July 2. He emphasizes, however, that those dates only represent his best guess.

The fully open flower lasts only a few days, so visitors hoping to catch it at its peak will have to time their visit carefully. The infamous odor of the corpse flower is strongest just as the flower opens, becoming faint, for better or worse, after the first day. Already, gardeners, botanists and curiosity-seekers from across the northeast and beyond are making plans to travel to Storrs to experience the horticultural equivalent of twin NCAA basketball championships.
(via Collision Detection)
Posted by Chris at 10:35 AM | Comments (3)

'Corpse Flower' to Bloom in UConn Greenhouse

cflower.jpg

I might have to take a trip to CT to see this. Although they do have a webcam if you want to take a look without travelling.
Within the next few weeks, New Englanders will have the opportunity to see and smell one of the strangest productions of the vegetable kingdom: the titan arum, or corpse flower, which features a gigantic bloom — and a mighty stench -- is expected to open sometime near the end of June, at the University of Connecticut's Department of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology Conservatory.

Currently, the UConn-based flower bud is more than three feet high and growing by several inches each day. Clint Morse, plant growth facilities manager and the researcher who obtained and planted the titan arum, is estimating the plant will flower between June 28 and July 2. He emphasizes, however, that those dates only represent his best guess.

The fully open flower lasts only a few days, so visitors hoping to catch it at its peak will have to time their visit carefully. The infamous odor of the corpse flower is strongest just as the flower opens, becoming faint, for better or worse, after the first day. Already, gardeners, botanists and curiosity-seekers from across the northeast and beyond are making plans to travel to Storrs to experience the horticultural equivalent of twin NCAA basketball championships.
(via Collision Detection)
Posted by Chris at 10:35 AM | Comments (3)

Guest Blogger

I am always looking for different ways to improve Cynical-C. My good friend Paul is constantly ferreting out interesting links so I have created an account for him and he will be posting from time to time under the initials pvc. Paul was born in FL but moved to Boston to attend MIT and never left. He must have hated those brutal Florida winters. I worked with him for a few years developing software and he would send me weird links before I had even heard of blogging so I know that he will be a great addition to this blog. He has carte blanche and I told him to post whenever he feels like it so a warm welcome to pvc.
Posted by Chris at 10:34 AM | Comments (1)

Guest Blogger

I am always looking for different ways to improve Cynical-C. My good friend Paul is constantly ferreting out interesting links so I have created an account for him and he will be posting from time to time under the initials pvc. Paul was born in FL but moved to Boston to attend MIT and never left. He must have hated those brutal Florida winters. I worked with him for a few years developing software and he would send me weird links before I had even heard of blogging so I know that he will be a great addition to this blog. He has carte blanche and I told him to post whenever he feels like it so a warm welcome to pvc.
Posted by Chris at 10:34 AM | Comments (1)

Videogame Fan Fiction

Fan Fictions are stories written by fans of pre-existing cultural artifacts using and reworking the characters, plots, settings, etc. to the author's liking. It seems natural that fanfictions will be written based on movies, TV shows and even classical mythology.

But there is an active and enthusiastic core of fan fiction writers creating stories from video games. Again, this should not be too surprising for games that have well defined plots and characters such as the Final Fantasy series. But people write stories based on Sonic the Hedgehog, farming simulators and even Minesweeper.

Here, do we have marvelously active imaginations, people with too much time on their hands, or both?

Disclaimer and shameless self-promotion: this blogger is a videogame fanfiction writer himself. Too much time on my hands in my case.

Posted by at 10:32 AM | Comments (3)

Videogame Fan Fiction

Fan Fictions are stories written by fans of pre-existing cultural artifacts using and reworking the characters, plots, settings, etc. to the author's liking. It seems natural that fanfictions will be written based on movies, TV shows and even classical mythology. But there is an active and enthusiastic core of fan fiction writers creating stories from video games. Again, this should not be too surprising for games that have well defined plots and characters such as the Final Fantasy series. But people write stories based on Sonic the Hedgehog, farming simulators and even Minesweeper. Here, do we have marvelously active imaginations, people with too much time on their hands, or both? Disclaimer and shameless self-promotion: this blogger is a videogame fanfiction writer himself. Too much time on my hands in my case.
Posted by Chris at 10:32 AM | Comments (3)

Cool Bus

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Nice.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 10:24 AM | Comments (3)

Cool Bus

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Nice.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 10:24 AM | Comments (3)

Dead or Alive

Not sure if a celebrity is dead or alive? Check here.
Posted by Chris at 10:20 AM | Comments (2)

Dead or Alive

Not sure if a celebrity is dead or alive? Check here.
Posted by Chris at 10:20 AM | Comments (2)

More US Separatist Movements

Why should Hawaii have all the fun? Don't Vermonters, New Englanders in general, Texans, Pacific Northwesterners, and Californians deserve self-determination also?
Posted by at 10:08 AM | Comments (2)

More US Separatist Movements

Why should Hawaii have all the fun? Don't Vermonters, New Englanders in general, Texans, Pacific Northwesterners, and Californians deserve self-determination also?
Posted by Chris at 10:08 AM | Comments (2)

Overclocking a P4 to 5GHz

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First item you need is a lot of liquid nitrogen.
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM | Comments (2)

Overclocking a P4 to 5GHz

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First item you need is a lot of liquid nitrogen.
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM | Comments (2)

Japanese Comic Book Covers

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Since the site is entirely in Japanese, I am really not sure what year these comic books are from or what they are about. But they look cool.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Japanese Comic Book Covers

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Since the site is entirely in Japanese, I am really not sure what year these comic books are from or what they are about. But they look cool.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Bush/Cheney Mods for Quake 3

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Also available are mods for Hillary Clinton and Condi Rice. I wonder if the Cheney mod swears?
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Bush/Cheney Mods for Quake 3

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Also available are mods for Hillary Clinton and Condi Rice. I wonder if the Cheney mod swears?
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Free Hawaii!!

Welcome to the website of the Hawaiian Kingdom Government presently operating within the occupied State of the Hawaiian Islands. Since the Spanish-American War, 1898, our Nation has been under prolonged occupation by the United States of America.
Sorry Hawaii but the last time a state tried to leave the union was in the 1860s and it didn't go too smoothly. Once you become a state you are a state for life. Kinda like the mafia.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Free Hawaii!!

Welcome to the website of the Hawaiian Kingdom Government presently operating within the occupied State of the Hawaiian Islands. Since the Spanish-American War, 1898, our Nation has been under prolonged occupation by the United States of America.
Sorry Hawaii but the last time a state tried to leave the union was in the 1860s and it didn't go too smoothly. Once you become a state you are a state for life. Kinda like the mafia.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

PRICKly

A class of third grade students in Jackson, Mississippi started a "welcome-back-to-school" class project to make a plant pot to take home, and wanted a plant that was easy to take care of. So it was decided to use cactus plants.

The students were given greenware pottery in the style of a clown plant pot and they painted them with glaze and had them professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun.

They planted the cactus seeds in the finished planters, and they grew nicely, but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home. Instead, the cactus plants were removed from the planters, and a small ivy replaced them before the children were allowed to take them home.

When interviewed, the teacher said cactus had seemed like a good idea at the time. But . . . .
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (1)

PRICKly

A class of third grade students in Jackson, Mississippi started a "welcome-back-to-school" class project to make a plant pot to take home, and wanted a plant that was easy to take care of. So it was decided to use cactus plants.

The students were given greenware pottery in the style of a clown plant pot and they painted them with glaze and had them professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun.

They planted the cactus seeds in the finished planters, and they grew nicely, but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home. Instead, the cactus plants were removed from the planters, and a small ivy replaced them before the children were allowed to take them home.

When interviewed, the teacher said cactus had seemed like a good idea at the time. But . . . .
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (1)

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

The George W. Bush Singers

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These are the words of the President – exactly as they were spoken -- brought to life by live musicians and a majestic choir – all ready to let freedom ring! These words of inspiration and toe tapping musical selections inspired by George W. Bush are presented on CD in a musically delightful manner by the GEORGE W. BUSH SINGERS.
Posted by Chris at 12:21 PM

The George W. Bush Singers

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These are the words of the President – exactly as they were spoken -- brought to life by live musicians and a majestic choir – all ready to let freedom ring! These words of inspiration and toe tapping musical selections inspired by George W. Bush are presented on CD in a musically delightful manner by the GEORGE W. BUSH SINGERS.
Posted by Chris at 12:21 PM

100 Best Movie Songs

The American Film Institute (AFI) revealed the top movie songs of all time in AFI's 100 Years... 100 Songs three-hour special television event hosted by John Travolta. Having contributed to the list himself-his dance moves helped SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER'S Stayin' Alive disco its way into a Top 10 spot and he made his own way onto the final list with his performance of GREASE'S Summer Nights-Travolta was a natural representative for 100 years of American movie music.
Posted by Chris at 12:17 PM | Comments (1)

100 Best Movie Songs

The American Film Institute (AFI) revealed the top movie songs of all time in AFI's 100 Years... 100 Songs three-hour special television event hosted by John Travolta. Having contributed to the list himself-his dance moves helped SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER'S Stayin' Alive disco its way into a Top 10 spot and he made his own way onto the final list with his performance of GREASE'S Summer Nights-Travolta was a natural representative for 100 years of American movie music.
Posted by Chris at 12:17 PM | Comments (1)

Car Survey

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Here is a helpful site if you are in the market for a new car or want to share info about your current car. The reviews are listed by manufacturer.
Posted by Chris at 10:47 AM

Car Survey

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Here is a helpful site if you are in the market for a new car or want to share info about your current car. The reviews are listed by manufacturer.
Posted by Chris at 10:47 AM

Van Halen on the Violin

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Impressive. This guy does a version of Van Halen's guitar solo Eruption on the violin.
Posted by Chris at 6:52 AM | Comments (1)

Van Halen on the Violin

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Impressive. This guy does a version of Van Halen's guitar solo Eruption on the violin.
Posted by Chris at 6:52 AM | Comments (1)

Toaster Oven Mod

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Another case mod.
(via Waxy.org)
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Toaster Oven Mod

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Another case mod.
(via Waxy.org)
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Painted Rocks

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George, primarily uses rocks from the shore, as they have been smoothed by the surf and are, therefore, ideal for painting. He does not attach anything to the rock, or chisel pieces of it away; he prefers to work with the shape provided by nature. The natural imperfections, such as chips, streaks or holes, often work to his advantage; a rock with one edge broken off became the half-eaten side of an apple.
(via Exclamation Mark)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Painted Rocks

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George, primarily uses rocks from the shore, as they have been smoothed by the surf and are, therefore, ideal for painting. He does not attach anything to the rock, or chisel pieces of it away; he prefers to work with the shape provided by nature. The natural imperfections, such as chips, streaks or holes, often work to his advantage; a rock with one edge broken off became the half-eaten side of an apple.
(via Exclamation Mark)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Getting Your News in Photos

If you are sick of reading headlines and just want your news in picture form try this.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Getting Your News in Photos

If you are sick of reading headlines and just want your news in picture form try this.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | TrackBack

Magazine Art

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Magazines shaped our lives. They came into our homes and showed us how to dress, how to act, what to read, which way to vote, and how to think about ourselves, literature, science, art, and the rest of the world. We've created this website because these magazine covers are difficult to find and study, even considering all the influence they had on us. We're here because we love the art and want to make it available once again. Take a look around; try one of the links in the left column.
Do they even sell pulp magazines anymore?
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM

Magazine Art

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Magazines shaped our lives. They came into our homes and showed us how to dress, how to act, what to read, which way to vote, and how to think about ourselves, literature, science, art, and the rest of the world. We've created this website because these magazine covers are difficult to find and study, even considering all the influence they had on us. We're here because we love the art and want to make it available once again. Take a look around; try one of the links in the left column.
Do they even sell pulp magazines anymore?
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM

Shoelace Knots

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Here are Six Ways To Tie Shoelaces. Pictured above is the Surgeon's Shoelace Knot.
Posted by Chris at 6:22 AM

Shoelace Knots

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Here are Six Ways To Tie Shoelaces. Pictured above is the Surgeon's Shoelace Knot.
Posted by Chris at 6:22 AM

CoffeeGeek.com

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All things coffee at coffeegeek.com
Posted by Chris at 6:18 AM

CoffeeGeek.com

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All things coffee at coffeegeek.com
Posted by Chris at 6:18 AM

Monday, June 28, 2004

Question

Do all spammers use the email address hrie@yahoo.com when spamming comments on blogs or is it just one jackass?

UPDATE
Actually I haven't had too many problems with spam on my comments after installing MT Blacklist. I did a quick google search on hrie@yahoo.com and it appears I am not the only one who gets comment spam from this email address. My guess is it that it is some type of script. Here are what some other blogs are saying.
Posted by Chris at 7:13 PM | Comments (2)

Question

Do all spammers use the email address hrie@yahoo.com when spamming comments on blogs or is it just one jackass?

UPDATE
Actually I haven't had too many problems with spam on my comments after installing MT Blacklist. I did a quick google search on hrie@yahoo.com and it appears I am not the only one who gets comment spam from this email address. My guess is it that it is some type of script. Here are what some other blogs are saying.
Posted by Chris at 7:13 PM | Comments (2)

I, Robot

There is a good discussion on Monkeyfilter about the movie I, Robot which is coming out soon that is supposedly an adaptation of Isaac Asimov's book of the same title. It has been a few years since I read I, Robot and it is not really a novel but a collection of short stories. I don't understand why they even named this movie I, Robot unless they just expanded one of the short stories from the book. From the looks of the trailer(which they played constantly on the tv at my hotel), it seems that it is about a robot revolt which as far as I can remember never happened in any of the stories of I, Robot because Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics always held true. I will wait for some reviews to come out before I decide to go but it just seems like Hollywood taking a great idea and dumbing it down to what the studios think is the intelligence of their audience.
Posted by Chris at 3:17 PM

I, Robot

There is a good discussion on Monkeyfilter about the movie I, Robot which is coming out soon that is supposedly an adaptation of Isaac Asimov's book of the same title. It has been a few years since I read I, Robot and it is not really a novel but a collection of short stories. I don't understand why they even named this movie I, Robot unless they just expanded one of the short stories from the book. From the looks of the trailer(which they played constantly on the tv at my hotel), it seems that it is about a robot revolt which as far as I can remember never happened in any of the stories of I, Robot because Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics always held true. I will wait for some reviews to come out before I decide to go but it just seems like Hollywood taking a great idea and dumbing it down to what the studios think is the intelligence of their audience.
Posted by Chris at 3:17 PM

Time

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I had seen this site quite a long time ago but I don't think I ever posted it. They really are the best time-elapse photos I have seen.
On June 17th, every year, the family goes through a private ritual: we photograph ourselves to stop a fleeting moment, the arrow of time passing by.
(via Idle Type)
Posted by Chris at 12:56 PM

Time

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I had seen this site quite a long time ago but I don't think I ever posted it. They really are the best time-elapse photos I have seen.
On June 17th, every year, the family goes through a private ritual: we photograph ourselves to stop a fleeting moment, the arrow of time passing by.
(via Idle Type)
Posted by Chris at 12:56 PM

Found Magazine

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I have seen websites that display things they have found but I didn't know there was a magazine in print dedicated to it.
we collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles- anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's life. anything goes...
Posted by Chris at 11:23 AM

Found Magazine

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I have seen websites that display things they have found but I didn't know there was a magazine in print dedicated to it.
we collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles- anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's life. anything goes...
Posted by Chris at 11:23 AM

Mayday Mystery

Every year around May 1st at the University of Arizona, cryptic ads appear in the school's newspaper. The guy who runs this website was a former webmaster of the newspaper's website and has been trying to figure out what is going on. He has scanned twenty years worth of ads and put them on his site. Very interesting and worth a read.
Posted by Chris at 11:07 AM

Mayday Mystery

Every year around May 1st at the University of Arizona, cryptic ads appear in the school's newspaper. The guy who runs this website was a former webmaster of the newspaper's website and has been trying to figure out what is going on. He has scanned twenty years worth of ads and put them on his site. Very interesting and worth a read.
Posted by Chris at 11:07 AM

What is that thing?

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This site gives you a gallery of images and multiple choices to guess what the gizmo pictured is. For example, what is pictured above?
A. A pasta cutter
B. A musical staff inscriber
C. A paste applicator
D. An oil paint texturizer
Click here for the answer.
Posted by Chris at 10:41 AM

What is that thing?

06g.jpg

This site gives you a gallery of images and multiple choices to guess what the gizmo pictured is. For example, what is pictured above?
A. A pasta cutter
B. A musical staff inscriber
C. A paste applicator
D. An oil paint texturizer
Click here for the answer.
Posted by Chris at 10:41 AM

Question

How much damage can a one-armed drunk Texan do in a SUV?

Answer.
Posted by Chris at 9:43 AM | Comments (3)

Question

How much damage can a one-armed drunk Texan do in a SUV?

Answer.
Posted by Chris at 9:43 AM | Comments (3)

Who wants Gmail?

I have one invitation left. The first person who emails me at cc@cynical-c.com gets it. (Be careful if you want the invitation sent to a yahoo or hotmail account. I have heard that gmail invites are treated as spam).

UPDATE:
It is gone. Sorry to those who emailed me for it. If I get any more invites we can try again.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (1)

Who wants Gmail?

I have one invitation left. The first person who emails me at cc@cynical-c.com gets it. (Be careful if you want the invitation sent to a yahoo or hotmail account. I have heard that gmail invites are treated as spam).

UPDATE:
It is gone. Sorry to those who emailed me for it. If I get any more invites we can try again.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (1)

Wireless Camera Pill

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M2A® Capsule Endoscopy is a naturally ingested device for use in the gastrointestinal tract. Natural peristalsis moves the M2A® Capsule smoothly and painlessly throughout the gastrointestinal tract, transmitting color video images as it passes. The procedure is ambulatory, allowing patients to continue daily activities throughout the endoscopic examination.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (2)

Wireless Camera Pill

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M2A® Capsule Endoscopy is a naturally ingested device for use in the gastrointestinal tract. Natural peristalsis moves the M2A® Capsule smoothly and painlessly throughout the gastrointestinal tract, transmitting color video images as it passes. The procedure is ambulatory, allowing patients to continue daily activities throughout the endoscopic examination.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (2)

War Kayaking

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As the summer approaches, we crawl out of our protective wired covered lairs to sometimes partake in outdoor activity. Last weekend, we went kayaking around Lake Union in Seattle, WA and of course, we couldn’t help but bring along a lot of equipment and decided we’d hunt for open wireless spots, this friends- was “War Kayaking” we found a ton, charted it with GPS, Wifi finders and we’ll show you how we did it for this week’s HOW-TO Tuesday.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

War Kayaking

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As the summer approaches, we crawl out of our protective wired covered lairs to sometimes partake in outdoor activity. Last weekend, we went kayaking around Lake Union in Seattle, WA and of course, we couldn’t help but bring along a lot of equipment and decided we’d hunt for open wireless spots, this friends- was “War Kayaking” we found a ton, charted it with GPS, Wifi finders and we’ll show you how we did it for this week’s HOW-TO Tuesday.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

geocoder.us

What is geocoder.us?
Geocoding is the process of estimating a latitude and longitude for a given location. Geocoder.us is a public service providing free geocoding of addresses and intersections in the United States.
It nailed my exact coordinates. (I booted up my gps to check)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

geocoder.us

What is geocoder.us?
Geocoding is the process of estimating a latitude and longitude for a given location. Geocoder.us is a public service providing free geocoding of addresses and intersections in the United States.
It nailed my exact coordinates. (I booted up my gps to check)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

The Katherine Interface

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Tell her something and she will react.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:34 AM | Comments (2)

The Katherine Interface

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Tell her something and she will react.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:34 AM | Comments (2)

Marbles Playing Musical Instruments

I don't know how else really to explain this but it is pretty cool.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Marbles Playing Musical Instruments

I don't know how else really to explain this but it is pretty cool.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

Heh.
Posted by Chris at 6:29 AM | Comments (1)

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

Heh.
Posted by Chris at 6:29 AM | Comments (1)

The Real Gilligan's Island

So reality tv is now emulating old sitcoms?
Get ready to take a three-hour tour and end up on an uncharted desert island. That's right -- Gilligan's Island is coming back on TBS -- and this time, you can be a part of it! The producers of "Gilligan's Island" are teaming with the producers of the "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" to bring you The Real Gilligan's Island.

This all-new version of the classic sitcom will feature real life versions of the original show's characters: a real-life skipper, first mate, millionaire couple, movie star, professor and Kansas farm girl. And one of them could be you!
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

The Real Gilligan's Island

So reality tv is now emulating old sitcoms?
Get ready to take a three-hour tour and end up on an uncharted desert island. That's right -- Gilligan's Island is coming back on TBS -- and this time, you can be a part of it! The producers of "Gilligan's Island" are teaming with the producers of the "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" to bring you The Real Gilligan's Island.

This all-new version of the classic sitcom will feature real life versions of the original show's characters: a real-life skipper, first mate, millionaire couple, movie star, professor and Kansas farm girl. And one of them could be you!
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Language Maps

Click a language and state to see how multilingual that state is.
Posted by Chris at 6:22 AM

Language Maps

Click a language and state to see how multilingual that state is.
Posted by Chris at 6:22 AM

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Laptop anti theft device

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But wouldn't it look odd bringing a pizza box everywhere you go?
Posted by Chris at 12:50 PM

Laptop anti theft device

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But wouldn't it look odd bringing a pizza box everywhere you go?
Posted by Chris at 12:50 PM

The Ballad of Adriana

Cute if you are a Sopranos fan.
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 12:42 PM

The Ballad of Adriana

Cute if you are a Sopranos fan.
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 12:42 PM

Don't Link to Us

Don't Link to Us hasn't been updated since 2002 but still has websites on it with absurd or just plain stupid linking policies. Boing Boing has the latest company with a ridiculous linking policy. FastCompany, which is a tech magazine, states this as their web link policy:
Due to the large volume of requests we receive, we do not have a reciprocal linking program. However, if you like, you may link to us at no cost. This option requires the execution by you and Fastcompany.com of a one-page Web-linking agreement. Please download and sign the agreement and fax it to 617-738-5055, attn: G+J legal, Fastcompany.com. As soon as you receive back the agreement signed on behalf of Fastcompany.com, you may begin linking to our content.
Here is a bit from their web-linking agreement form:
For good and valuable consideration, effective upon the duly authorized signatures of Owner and G+J below (the “Effective Date”), G+J hereby grants to Owner a non-exclusive, non-transferable, royalty-free license to create a hyperlink from the Linking Site to Inc.com from the Effective Date, unless and until such permission is terminated by G+J upon notice to Owner, subject to the following terms and conditions.
I will admit that I have never read FastCompany but that is one tech magazine that really has its finger to the internet's pulse. This actually has made me rethink Cynical-c's web linking policies. I checked with my legal dept and this is what they told me.

ANYONE CAN LINK TO CYNICAL-C OR ANY OTHER WEBSITE FOR THAT MATTER!! Linking is the backbone of the internet. Without hyperlinks there is no http. So link away. Oh, and does doing a search on google constitute a legal dept?
Posted by Chris at 12:35 PM

Don't Link to Us

Don't Link to Us hasn't been updated since 2002 but still has websites on it with absurd or just plain stupid linking policies. Boing Boing has the latest company with a ridiculous linking policy. FastCompany, which is a tech magazine, states this as their web link policy:
Due to the large volume of requests we receive, we do not have a reciprocal linking program. However, if you like, you may link to us at no cost. This option requires the execution by you and Fastcompany.com of a one-page Web-linking agreement. Please download and sign the agreement and fax it to 617-738-5055, attn: G+J legal, Fastcompany.com. As soon as you receive back the agreement signed on behalf of Fastcompany.com, you may begin linking to our content.
Here is a bit from their web-linking agreement form:
For good and valuable consideration, effective upon the duly authorized signatures of Owner and G+J below (the “Effective Date”), G+J hereby grants to Owner a non-exclusive, non-transferable, royalty-free license to create a hyperlink from the Linking Site to Inc.com from the Effective Date, unless and until such permission is terminated by G+J upon notice to Owner, subject to the following terms and conditions.
I will admit that I have never read FastCompany but that is one tech magazine that really has its finger to the internet's pulse. This actually has made me rethink Cynical-c's web linking policies. I checked with my legal dept and this is what they told me.

ANYONE CAN LINK TO CYNICAL-C OR ANY OTHER WEBSITE FOR THAT MATTER!! Linking is the backbone of the internet. Without hyperlinks there is no http. So link away. Oh, and does doing a search on google constitute a legal dept?
Posted by Chris at 12:35 PM

The RIOT Wheel

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The RIOT Wheel is a huge, heavy motorized single-wheel vehicle, originally built for Burning Man, the natural home of deviant vehicles. Check out the FAQ and Technical sections to find out more, and watch the video clips.
I looked but the FAQ doesn't say how it steers.
(The last few links from The Presurfer)
UPDATE
Almost forgot. RIOT stands for "Re Invention Of The"
Posted by Chris at 12:30 PM | Comments (3)

The RIOT Wheel

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The RIOT Wheel is a huge, heavy motorized single-wheel vehicle, originally built for Burning Man, the natural home of deviant vehicles. Check out the FAQ and Technical sections to find out more, and watch the video clips.
I looked but the FAQ doesn't say how it steers.
(The last few links from The Presurfer)
UPDATE
Almost forgot. RIOT stands for "Re Invention Of The"
Posted by Chris at 12:30 PM | Comments (3)

Rent A Jerk

I think the deal is that you hire them to berate your coworkers or friends for you. Linking to these sites are much easier when there is an about section that you can just copy and paste too. Can you see I am still in vacation mode?
Posted by Chris at 12:10 PM

Rent A Jerk

I think the deal is that you hire them to berate your coworkers or friends for you. Linking to these sites are much easier when there is an about section that you can just copy and paste too. Can you see I am still in vacation mode?
Posted by Chris at 12:10 PM

Ho Chi Minh, the Asian Colonel Sanders

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From the aptly named ihavetoomuchfreetime.com
Posted by Chris at 12:00 PM

Ho Chi Minh, the Asian Colonel Sanders

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From the aptly named ihavetoomuchfreetime.com
Posted by Chris at 12:00 PM

Back to Work

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Just as the sun setting on Mallory Square in Key West, (pictured above) my vacation has ended. Time to get back to work. I had a great time and tried to avoid the internet and news as much as possible. (Does USA Today delivered to your room in the morning count as news? I didn't think so.)

The Keys were beautiful of course and I think I will have to go back there again although the ideal time would be in Jan or Feb when we are stuck in snow and frigid temperatures. The biggest surprise for me was going to a Florida Marlin's game at Pro Players Stadium. Being from Boston, it is nearly impossible to get Red Sox tickets during the season and you are going to pay an arm and a leg for any decent seats. I always forget that it isn't as difficult to get tickets in other markets, especially FL. We went and got our tickets an hour before the game and for $28 bucks a ticket we were a few rows behind the first base dugout.

Thanks to everyone for their well wishes and emails. Blogging resumes on Monday. It might take me awhile to go through my bloglines reader but I will catch up. Now onto the links!
Posted by Chris at 2:15 AM | Comments (2)

Back to Work

DSCN0618a.jpg

Just as the sun setting on Mallory Square in Key West, (pictured above) my vacation has ended. Time to get back to work. I had a great time and tried to avoid the internet and news as much as possible. (Does USA Today delivered to your room in the morning count as news? I didn't think so.)

The Keys were beautiful of course and I think I will have to go back there again although the ideal time would be in Jan or Feb when we are stuck in snow and frigid temperatures. The biggest surprise for me was going to a Florida Marlin's game at Pro Players Stadium. Being from Boston, it is nearly impossible to get Red Sox tickets during the season and you are going to pay an arm and a leg for any decent seats. I always forget that it isn't as difficult to get tickets in other markets, especially FL. We went and got our tickets an hour before the game and for $28 bucks a ticket we were a few rows behind the first base dugout.

Thanks to everyone for their well wishes and emails. Blogging resumes on Monday. It might take me awhile to go through my bloglines reader but I will catch up. Now onto the links!
Posted by Chris at 2:15 AM | Comments (2)

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Vacation!

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I am leaving tomorrow for a week in South Florida and the Keys. I won't be updating cynical-c until I get back but I will have email. If you need me I will be underneath that palm tree.
Posted by Chris at 11:20 AM | Comments (8)

Vacation!

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I am leaving tomorrow for a week in South Florida and the Keys. I won't be updating cynical-c until I get back but I will have email. If you need me I will be underneath that palm tree.
Posted by Chris at 11:20 AM | Comments (8)

GMail

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A special thank you to Gerard from The Presurfer for sending me an invite to get GMail. He had three invitations and the first three people to email him asking for one received it. See, these rss feeds really do come in handy!

I will give you a review of it once I start using it. I signed up for my account successfully but I keep getting a server error saying Gmail is temporarily unavailable. Grrr.
Posted by Chris at 11:09 AM | Comments (1)

GMail

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A special thank you to Gerard from The Presurfer for sending me an invite to get GMail. He had three invitations and the first three people to email him asking for one received it. See, these rss feeds really do come in handy!

I will give you a review of it once I start using it. I signed up for my account successfully but I keep getting a server error saying Gmail is temporarily unavailable. Grrr.
Posted by Chris at 11:09 AM | Comments (1)

Portrait Illustration Maker

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Make yourself into a cartoon character. Mine looks almost exactly like me.
(via My2SecondShelfLife)
Posted by Chris at 9:35 AM | Comments (1)

Portrait Illustration Maker

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Make yourself into a cartoon character. Mine looks almost exactly like me.
(via My2SecondShelfLife)
Posted by Chris at 9:35 AM | Comments (1)

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

How to Fry an Egg in a PC

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Some people see what is and asks why. This guy sees what isn't and asks why not?
Posted by Chris at 10:58 PM | Comments (4)

How to Fry an Egg in a PC

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Some people see what is and asks why. This guy sees what isn't and asks why not?
Posted by Chris at 10:58 PM | Comments (4)

Presidential Lists

For presidential trivia fans. Especially helpful for questions such as, What presidents had facial hair?
Posted by Chris at 2:31 PM

Presidential Lists

For presidential trivia fans. Especially helpful for questions such as, What presidents had facial hair?
Posted by Chris at 2:31 PM

Defunct Amusement Parks

This site has lists of abandoned amusement parks from around the country. Some of the parks listed have photo galleries and articles about them.
Posted by Chris at 2:00 PM

Defunct Amusement Parks

This site has lists of abandoned amusement parks from around the country. Some of the parks listed have photo galleries and articles about them.
Posted by Chris at 2:00 PM | TrackBack

Make Way For Ducklings

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Probably photoshopped but anyone want to take a guess to how many ducklings make it across? Click here for the answer.
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM | Comments (4)

Make Way For Ducklings

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Probably photoshopped but anyone want to take a guess to how many ducklings make it across? Click here for the answer.
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM | Comments (4)

Ashcroft Sings

I can't believe I missed this video.
U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft ended a speech at a Charlotte, North Carolina seminary with a rousing rendition of a song he wrote called 'Let The Eagles Soar'
I can honestly say that he is as good as a singer as he is an AG.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (5)

Ashcroft Sings

I can't believe I missed this video.
U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft ended a speech at a Charlotte, North Carolina seminary with a rousing rendition of a song he wrote called 'Let The Eagles Soar'
I can honestly say that he is as good as a singer as he is an AG.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (5)

Animation of the Shaping of Cape Cod Over 7000 Years

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Cape Cod, a peninsula jutting off the coast of Massachusetts, is little more than a sand castle built by a glacier. In this animation of Cape Cod, made from geologists' estimates and satellite pictures, the unusual history of this shallow strip of land can be clearly seen.
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 6:36 AM

Animation of the Shaping of Cape Cod Over 7000 Years

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Cape Cod, a peninsula jutting off the coast of Massachusetts, is little more than a sand castle built by a glacier. In this animation of Cape Cod, made from geologists' estimates and satellite pictures, the unusual history of this shallow strip of land can be clearly seen.
(via Incoming Signals)
Posted by Chris at 6:36 AM

Make Your Own Pirate Radio Station with an iPod

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This was going to be “How-To increase the range of your iTrip mini”. But after playing around with the new iTrip mini, the FM broadcasting accessory for the iPod (our review here) our little minds got working on some ideas. We thought we might be able to make the range of Griffin’s iTrip mini a little better if took it apart and exposed the antenna, turns out we could. And then we thought, hey- we could use a couple iPods to broadcast something we wanted to get out there, perhaps not “should” that is, but could. So that was our motivation, and here’s the How-To.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Make Your Own Pirate Radio Station with an iPod

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This was going to be “How-To increase the range of your iTrip mini”. But after playing around with the new iTrip mini, the FM broadcasting accessory for the iPod (our review here) our little minds got working on some ideas. We thought we might be able to make the range of Griffin’s iTrip mini a little better if took it apart and exposed the antenna, turns out we could. And then we thought, hey- we could use a couple iPods to broadcast something we wanted to get out there, perhaps not “should” that is, but could. So that was our motivation, and here’s the How-To.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Guide to Shooting Rubber Bands

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Anything you could possibly want to know about shooting rubber bands.
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM | Comments (2)

Guide to Shooting Rubber Bands

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Anything you could possibly want to know about shooting rubber bands.
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM | Comments (2)

Clothes That Launder Themselves

From Nature.com:
Scientists have invented an efficient way to coat cotton cloth with tiny particles of titanium dioxide. These nanoparticles are catalysts that help to break down carbon-based molecules, and require only sunlight to trigger the reaction. The inventors believe that these fabrics could be made into self-cleaning clothes that tackle dirt, environmental pollutants and harmful microorganisms.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Clothes That Launder Themselves

From Nature.com:
Scientists have invented an efficient way to coat cotton cloth with tiny particles of titanium dioxide. These nanoparticles are catalysts that help to break down carbon-based molecules, and require only sunlight to trigger the reaction. The inventors believe that these fabrics could be made into self-cleaning clothes that tackle dirt, environmental pollutants and harmful microorganisms.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Star Wars Fact NOT Fiction

Oh boy, here we go.
George Lucas quite naturally believes that he wrote "Starwars", when, in reality, he was told telepathically what to write in the original first three Episodes (4-6), by the very "Force" to which the films refer, and was "forced" to make only episodes 4-6, first, as a very important step in the preparation of mankind for the long-awaited TRUTH, about the real reasons for human life on Earth ("what on earth am I doing here?"), the meaning of life and its purpose, contained in "The Way home or face The Fire", from which episodes 1-3 should have been made, as I did my best, frequently, to tell him.
And
Although "Starwars" (Episodes 4-6) is set as science-fiction and in a distant galaxy to make it entertaining, it actually refers to this galaxy and life on Earth. There actually was a REAL star war thousands of human years ago, in this galaxy, on the "Morning Star" [Venus] (Revelation 12 v 7; 22 v 16; Isaiah 14 v 12 in the king James Authorised Version of the Bible [which was the ONLY translation worth reading until the new "King of kings' Bible" was completed]); (Koran sura 6:76 and 86:1-4) and you were ALL on the losing side.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM

Star Wars Fact NOT Fiction

Oh boy, here we go.
George Lucas quite naturally believes that he wrote "Starwars", when, in reality, he was told telepathically what to write in the original first three Episodes (4-6), by the very "Force" to which the films refer, and was "forced" to make only episodes 4-6, first, as a very important step in the preparation of mankind for the long-awaited TRUTH, about the real reasons for human life on Earth ("what on earth am I doing here?"), the meaning of life and its purpose, contained in "The Way home or face The Fire", from which episodes 1-3 should have been made, as I did my best, frequently, to tell him.
And
Although "Starwars" (Episodes 4-6) is set as science-fiction and in a distant galaxy to make it entertaining, it actually refers to this galaxy and life on Earth. There actually was a REAL star war thousands of human years ago, in this galaxy, on the "Morning Star" [Venus] (Revelation 12 v 7; 22 v 16; Isaiah 14 v 12 in the king James Authorised Version of the Bible [which was the ONLY translation worth reading until the new "King of kings' Bible" was completed]); (Koran sura 6:76 and 86:1-4) and you were ALL on the losing side.
Posted by Chris at 6:10 AM

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

The Nightmare Project

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If you like reading about people's nightmares, look no further.
The how of our project is quite simple. We provide a vehicle for visitors to share nightmares, experience the nightmares of others, and exchange ideas about these troubling dreams. For our purposes, "nightmare" means a dream you, the dreamer, considered significantly frightening or disturbing. We are looking for the dreams that made you wake with a start, that caused you to leave the light on, that made you think twice about going back to sleep.
Here is an example of one:
Everyone I have ever met is standing on the edge of a cliff with me. Suddenly they all get out a dagger and cut one of their hands off. This causes them to fall over the cliff into a ravine. The blood from their hands creates a river in the ravine. I am sad because of the death of all these people. Suddenly all the severed hands start moving towards me clutching the daggers, edging me further towards the ravine filled with blood. One of the hands jumps up and stabs me in the back and I start falling into the ravine, but I wake up before I hit the river of blood. I am crying when I wake up. I have this nightmare nearly every night.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 9:45 AM

The Nightmare Project

badmoon.gif

If you like reading about people's nightmares, look no further.
The how of our project is quite simple. We provide a vehicle for visitors to share nightmares, experience the nightmares of others, and exchange ideas about these troubling dreams. For our purposes, "nightmare" means a dream you, the dreamer, considered significantly frightening or disturbing. We are looking for the dreams that made you wake with a start, that caused you to leave the light on, that made you think twice about going back to sleep.
Here is an example of one:
Everyone I have ever met is standing on the edge of a cliff with me. Suddenly they all get out a dagger and cut one of their hands off. This causes them to fall over the cliff into a ravine. The blood from their hands creates a river in the ravine. I am sad because of the death of all these people. Suddenly all the severed hands start moving towards me clutching the daggers, edging me further towards the ravine filled with blood. One of the hands jumps up and stabs me in the back and I start falling into the ravine, but I wake up before I hit the river of blood. I am crying when I wake up. I have this nightmare nearly every night.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 9:45 AM

Powdered Alcohol

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I am sure when people hear the term "powdered alcohol" they are both bewildered and dumfounded. It is true. Senba Alcohol Powder contains 30% (±2%) alcohol by dry weight. This has been confirmed by The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Our alcohol powders can be used in such applications as: cake mixes, ice cream, jelly and jams, soups, cheeses, chocolates, biscuits, breads, hams and sausages, candies, coffees are where ever you would use regular alcohol.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (1)

Powdered Alcohol

cocktails.jpg
I am sure when people hear the term "powdered alcohol" they are both bewildered and dumfounded. It is true. Senba Alcohol Powder contains 30% (±2%) alcohol by dry weight. This has been confirmed by The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Our alcohol powders can be used in such applications as: cake mixes, ice cream, jelly and jams, soups, cheeses, chocolates, biscuits, breads, hams and sausages, candies, coffees are where ever you would use regular alcohol.

Unfortunate Fourth of July Cards

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What were some of these artists thinking?
Posted by Chris at 6:47 AM | Comments (1)

Unfortunate Fourth of July Cards

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What were some of these artists thinking?
Posted by Chris at 6:47 AM | Comments (1)

Outsourcing Prayers to India

No, it isn't from The Onion. From The NY Times:
BANGALORE, India - With Roman Catholic clergy in short supply in the United States, Indian priests are picking up some of their work, saying Mass for special intentions, in a sacred if unusual version of outsourcing.

American, as well as Canadian and European churches, are sending Mass intentions, or requests for services like those to remember deceased relatives and thanksgiving prayers, to clergy in India.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Outsourcing Prayers to India

No, it isn't from The Onion. From The NY Times:
BANGALORE, India - With Roman Catholic clergy in short supply in the United States, Indian priests are picking up some of their work, saying Mass for special intentions, in a sacred if unusual version of outsourcing.

American, as well as Canadian and European churches, are sending Mass intentions, or requests for services like those to remember deceased relatives and thanksgiving prayers, to clergy in India.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

A New Way to Enter Text

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Dasher is an information-efficient text-entry interface, driven by natural continuous pointing gestures. Dasher is a competitive text-entry system wherever a full-size keyboard cannot be used..
How does it work?
Dasher is a zooming interface. You point where you want to go, and the display zooms in wherever you point. The world into which you are zooming is painted with letters, so that any point you zoom in on corresponds to a piece of text. The more you zoom in, the longer the piece of text you have written. You choose what you write by choosing where to zoom.
(via Borklog)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

A New Way to Enter Text

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Dasher is an information-efficient text-entry interface, driven by natural continuous pointing gestures. Dasher is a competitive text-entry system wherever a full-size keyboard cannot be used..
How does it work?
Dasher is a zooming interface. You point where you want to go, and the display zooms in wherever you point. The world into which you are zooming is painted with letters, so that any point you zoom in on corresponds to a piece of text. The more you zoom in, the longer the piece of text you have written. You choose what you write by choosing where to zoom.
(via Borklog)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Kite Aerial Photography

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Some great pictures from a kite. It is a very informative website and shows how he does it.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (2)

Kite Aerial Photography

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Some great pictures from a kite. It is a very informative website and shows how he does it.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (2)

The Stunning Ring

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I just know I would set this off by accident.
THE STUNNING RING, a beautiful self-defense ring with pepper spray, offers safety, elegance and confidence close at hand.
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM | Comments (1)

The Stunning Ring

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I just know I would set this off by accident.
THE STUNNING RING, a beautiful self-defense ring with pepper spray, offers safety, elegance and confidence close at hand.
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM | Comments (1)

Review of Mozilla's Firefox 0.9

I use Firefox for the majority of my web-surfing. I found a pretty good review of it from slashdot.
The last time we looked at Mozilla Firefox , it was still called Mozilla Firebird and then only in version 0.6. Times have changed. Oh how they've changed. Today, The browser with the identity crisis has a sleek new interface, modern features, and is blowing the doors off its competition... and this is putting it mildly.

Mozilla Firefox ( release notes | roadmap ) is a completely modular browser consisting of a basic, streamlined framework upon which users can add ' extensions ', which (just as the name implies) are essentially plugins for the browser. The idea of less is more has been taken to the next level with this browser. With the default browser, you have just enough browser to do pretty much anything you can on the Internet, while more advanced, custom functionality is reserved to the extensions. For instance, you can load extra functionality such as more precise ad blocking, mouse gestures, website registration bypassing, dictionary, user agent switching, complete page and listbox/textbox searching, text zooming, UI tweaks, and the list goes on. There are so many possibilities I can't go into them all here.
If you haven't tried it yet I suggest trying it for a few days. The ctrl-tab browsing feature is by itself worth using Firefox.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Review of Mozilla's Firefox 0.9

I use Firefox for the majority of my web-surfing. I found a pretty good review of it from slashdot.
The last time we looked at Mozilla Firefox , it was still called Mozilla Firebird and then only in version 0.6. Times have changed. Oh how they've changed. Today, The browser with the identity crisis has a sleek new interface, modern features, and is blowing the doors off its competition... and this is putting it mildly.

Mozilla Firefox ( release notes | roadmap ) is a completely modular browser consisting of a basic, streamlined framework upon which users can add ' extensions ', which (just as the name implies) are essentially plugins for the browser. The idea of less is more has been taken to the next level with this browser. With the default browser, you have just enough browser to do pretty much anything you can on the Internet, while more advanced, custom functionality is reserved to the extensions. For instance, you can load extra functionality such as more precise ad blocking, mouse gestures, website registration bypassing, dictionary, user agent switching, complete page and listbox/textbox searching, text zooming, UI tweaks, and the list goes on. There are so many possibilities I can't go into them all here.
If you haven't tried it yet I suggest trying it for a few days. The ctrl-tab browsing feature is by itself worth using Firefox.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

10 Foods You Should Never Eat

Such as:
Pizza Hut's Big New Yorker Pizza
Pizza Hut brags that The Big New Yorker plain cheese pizza weighs about three pounds before baking. But when it comes to pizza, bigger isn’t better. Even if you split this monster with three other people, your two slices will end up with almost a full day’s saturated fat (17 grams) and sodium (2,200 mg), and 790 calories. That’s without sausage, pepperoni, or anything else. Down an entire Healthy Choice Supreme French Bread Pizza, on the other hand, and you’ll get only 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 580 mg of sodium, and 330 calories.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM | Comments (2)

10 Foods You Should Never Eat

Such as:
Pizza Hut's Big New Yorker Pizza
Pizza Hut brags that The Big New Yorker plain cheese pizza weighs about three pounds before baking. But when it comes to pizza, bigger isn’t better. Even if you split this monster with three other people, your two slices will end up with almost a full day’s saturated fat (17 grams) and sodium (2,200 mg), and 790 calories. That’s without sausage, pepperoni, or anything else. Down an entire Healthy Choice Supreme French Bread Pizza, on the other hand, and you’ll get only 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 580 mg of sodium, and 330 calories.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM | Comments (2)

Cows with Guns

Matthew from The Mud and the Blood and the Beer passed me a link to a weird flash animation featuring rebellious bovines. Matthew doesn't know if it was anti-meat, pro-gun or what. I watched it and I don't have a clue either. Although I was hungry for a cheeseburger by the end.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Cows with Guns

Matthew from The Mud and the Blood and the Beer passed me a link to a weird flash animation featuring rebellious bovines. Matthew doesn't know if it was anti-meat, pro-gun or what. I watched it and I don't have a clue either. Although I was hungry for a cheeseburger by the end.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

The Turing Test Page

In 1950 Alan Turing published his now famous paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence." In that paper he describes a method for humans to test AI programs. In its most basic form, a human judge sits at a computer terminal and interacts with the subject by written communication only. The judge must then decide if the subject on the other end of the computer link is a human or an AI program imitating a human.
There are some links to bots around the net that are programmed to "converse" with people but the ones I tried weren't very good. Whenever they get confused they just turn your question into another question. Then again, some of the bots spoke much better than some people I know.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

The Turing Test Page

In 1950 Alan Turing published his now famous paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence." In that paper he describes a method for humans to test AI programs. In its most basic form, a human judge sits at a computer terminal and interacts with the subject by written communication only. The judge must then decide if the subject on the other end of the computer link is a human or an AI program imitating a human.
There are some links to bots around the net that are programmed to "converse" with people but the ones I tried weren't very good. Whenever they get confused they just turn your question into another question. Then again, some of the bots spoke much better than some people I know.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Monday, June 14, 2004

The Original Nasal Passage Cleaner

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Because blowing your nose is not enough. (Although I think I will stick with it instead of using this medieval torture device)
Here's how the Nori works:
Place half a tea spoon full of sea salt into the Nori and fill the container with water. While leaning over a sink, tilt your head sideways and slightly insert the spout (outlet) into one nostril. Slowly lift the Nori so the salt water flows into the nostril. Important: Your mouth must stay open! The salt water will flow through the nasal passage and come out of the other nostril.
(via Burp)
Posted by Chris at 6:52 AM | Comments (3)

The Original Nasal Passage Cleaner

boy_sm.jpg

Because blowing your nose is not enough. (Although I think I will stick with it instead of using this medieval torture device)
Here's how the Nori works:
Place half a tea spoon full of sea salt into the Nori and fill the container with water. While leaning over a sink, tilt your head sideways and slightly insert the spout (outlet) into one nostril. Slowly lift the Nori so the salt water flows into the nostril. Important: Your mouth must stay open! The salt water will flow through the nasal passage and come out of the other nostril.
(via Burp)
Posted by Chris at 6:52 AM | Comments (3)

Ice Fishing Stories and Pics

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I am going to have to go back and read some of the articles there. Looks interesting.
(via Information Junk)
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM

Ice Fishing Stories and Pics

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I am going to have to go back and read some of the articles there. Looks interesting.
(via Information Junk)
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM

A Primer on Parental Cruelty

Some really bad names that parents have chosen for their children.
It's simple. Some parents are just plain crazy. But few are as crazy as many soon-to-be parents, who, wrapped up in the fear and anticipation, the social status and expectations, go just plain mad. Mad as march hares with swollen ankles and morning sickness.

The following is a catalog of naming questions and suggestions posted on several different baby naming bulletin boards going back as far as early 2001. All entries are left unedited except for length.
(Thanks You know who)
Posted by Chris at 6:41 AM | Comments (5)

A Primer on Parental Cruelty

Some really bad names that parents have chosen for their children.
It's simple. Some parents are just plain crazy. But few are as crazy as many soon-to-be parents, who, wrapped up in the fear and anticipation, the social status and expectations, go just plain mad. Mad as march hares with swollen ankles and morning sickness.

The following is a catalog of naming questions and suggestions posted on several different baby naming bulletin boards going back as far as early 2001. All entries are left unedited except for length.
(Thanks You know who)
Posted by Chris at 6:41 AM | Comments (5)

Fur Bikinis

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Very practical.
(via Exclamation Mark)
Posted by Chris at 6:39 AM | Comments (2)

Fur Bikinis

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Very practical.
(via Exclamation Mark)
Posted by Chris at 6:39 AM | Comments (2)

Foreign Groceries Museum

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Mmmm packaged hot squid rings.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:37 AM | Comments (2)

Foreign Groceries Museum

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Mmmm packaged hot squid rings.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:37 AM | Comments (2)

Of the World's 100 Largest Economies,

51 are now corporations and 49 are countries.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

Of the World's 100 Largest Economies,

51 are now corporations and 49 are countries.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

Electronic Musical Instruments (1870 - 1990)

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Some interesting instruments here with excellent descriptions. Pictured above is "The Musical Telegraph" from 1876.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Electronic Musical Instruments (1870 - 1990)

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Some interesting instruments here with excellent descriptions. Pictured above is "The Musical Telegraph" from 1876.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Friday, June 11, 2004

EBaby

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Relax, its a joke. I think.
Welcome! It's the world's first, biggest and best person-to-person baby trading community. DiscountBabies is your place to find the baby you want, to sell the babies you have and to make a few enemies while you're at it! Think of DiscountBabies as a giant dirty ally with tons of men in leather trench-coats selling babies, right at your fingertips. Looking for a slave-worker? Or a present for your dog? How about a Dead Baby—and a Dead Babie Coffin(R) to go with it? Whatever you need, odds are you'll find it at DiscountBabies: there are over 2,000 million zillion trillion categories and more than 2.5 gazilliabillion auctions a day.
Posted by Chris at 12:30 AM

EBaby

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Relax, its a joke. I think.
Welcome! It's the world's first, biggest and best person-to-person baby trading community. DiscountBabies is your place to find the baby you want, to sell the babies you have and to make a few enemies while you're at it! Think of DiscountBabies as a giant dirty ally with tons of men in leather trench-coats selling babies, right at your fingertips. Looking for a slave-worker? Or a present for your dog? How about a Dead Baby—and a Dead Babie Coffin(R) to go with it? Whatever you need, odds are you'll find it at DiscountBabies: there are over 2,000 million zillion trillion categories and more than 2.5 gazilliabillion auctions a day.
Posted by Chris at 12:30 AM

Doomed Engineers

A subject of morbid but peculiar fascination. It's certainly unwholesome to relish the stories of those who are like us, and perhaps greater than us, but who come to spectacularly bad ends, yet such stories provide a certain satisfaction. As we make our way through our own careers in engineering, and deal with our own inevitable failures, there's some comfort in knowing that no matter how badly we screw up, we won't get killed for it. Unlike these guys.
Posted by Chris at 12:20 AM | Comments (3)

Doomed Engineers

A subject of morbid but peculiar fascination. It's certainly unwholesome to relish the stories of those who are like us, and perhaps greater than us, but who come to spectacularly bad ends, yet such stories provide a certain satisfaction. As we make our way through our own careers in engineering, and deal with our own inevitable failures, there's some comfort in knowing that no matter how badly we screw up, we won't get killed for it. Unlike these guys.
Posted by Chris at 12:20 AM | Comments (3)

Secret Service Codenames

So, George W Bush's codename is Tumbler? Is it on account of him falling off everything including bikes and segways?
Posted by Chris at 12:15 AM | Comments (2)

Secret Service Codenames

So, George W Bush's codename is Tumbler? Is it on account of him falling off everything including bikes and segways?
Posted by Chris at 12:15 AM | Comments (2)

Infiltration

Infiltration offers a mix of the practice and theory of urban exploration in areas not designed for public usage.
Posted by Chris at 12:09 AM

Infiltration

Infiltration offers a mix of the practice and theory of urban exploration in areas not designed for public usage.
Posted by Chris at 12:09 AM

The Oracle of Bacon

I had almost forgotten about this.
Posted by Chris at 12:05 AM

The Oracle of Bacon

I had almost forgotten about this.
Posted by Chris at 12:05 AM

Thursday, June 10, 2004

C-3PO Vegetable Vacation Photos

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Hey, it was a really slow link day!!!
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (2)

C-3PO Vegetable Vacation Photos

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Hey, it was a really slow link day!!!
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (2)

Bush/Zombie Reagan in '04

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Speaks for itself.
(via The Ultimate Insult)
Posted by Chris at 6:23 AM

Bush/Zombie Reagan in '04

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Speaks for itself.
(via The Ultimate Insult)
Posted by Chris at 6:23 AM

Wednesday, June 9, 2004

Police to do Random ID Checks on Mass Transit Commuters

So there goes the Fourth Amendment! (If you are John Ashcroft, the Fourth Amendment is from something called The Bill of Rights.) Here, this story is all over Boston. Here is an editorial from Boston.com. Below is from the ACLU's website.
Lawyers for the ACLU have requested a meeting with Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA) officials in response to widespread public outrage over reports that the MBTA is implementing a first-in-the-nation plan to stop subway passengers for random identification checks and to question them about their activities at T-stops.

"Having to carry and produce identification has historically been a method of control," said John Reinstein, ACLUM legal director. "From Nazi Germany, to Stalinist Russia, to South Africa under apartheid, the phrase: 'Your papers, please' is alien to a free society."
I use the MBTA everyday and find this to be senseless. What if you don't carry ID? What does a random search really do? Are we all considered suspects now?
Posted by Chris at 1:38 PM | Comments (3)

Police to do Random ID Checks on Mass Transit Commuters

So there goes the Fourth Amendment! (If you are John Ashcroft, the Fourth Amendment is from something called The Bill of Rights.) Here, this story is all over Boston. Here is an editorial from Boston.com. Below is from the ACLU's website.
Lawyers for the ACLU have requested a meeting with Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA) officials in response to widespread public outrage over reports that the MBTA is implementing a first-in-the-nation plan to stop subway passengers for random identification checks and to question them about their activities at T-stops.

"Having to carry and produce identification has historically been a method of control," said John Reinstein, ACLUM legal director. "From Nazi Germany, to Stalinist Russia, to South Africa under apartheid, the phrase: 'Your papers, please' is alien to a free society."
I use the MBTA everyday and find this to be senseless. What if you don't carry ID? What does a random search really do? Are we all considered suspects now?
Posted by Chris at 1:38 PM | Comments (3)

Test for Colorblindness

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A quick online test to test if you are colorblind or not. I am not.
Posted by Chris at 10:20 AM

Test for Colorblindness

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A quick online test to test if you are colorblind or not. I am not.
Posted by Chris at 10:20 AM

KB Homes Suck

I don't think someone was very happy with their KB Home.
KBHOMESUCKS.COM was developed and created by a KBHOME Owner as a Free Service for other KBHOME owners to post their frustrations, complaints, and stories on the World Wide Web. If you feel like you have been screwed by KB Homes you can go to KBHOMESUCKS.COM and post your comments and also post pictures of what you feel is put together wrong or just does not look right, or you might think that the construction was not up to your standards. We have put together this site because we feel like we have been screwed by KB Homes and we would like to help any others who feel the same way.
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM

KB Homes Suck

I don't think someone was very happy with their KB Home.
KBHOMESUCKS.COM was developed and created by a KBHOME Owner as a Free Service for other KBHOME owners to post their frustrations, complaints, and stories on the World Wide Web. If you feel like you have been screwed by KB Homes you can go to KBHOMESUCKS.COM and post your comments and also post pictures of what you feel is put together wrong or just does not look right, or you might think that the construction was not up to your standards. We have put together this site because we feel like we have been screwed by KB Homes and we would like to help any others who feel the same way.
Posted by Chris at 10:15 AM

How to Defrag Your Hard Drive

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Step 1: Get Screwdriver.
A hard drive becomes fragmented very, very fast. What happens is that all the tiny ones and zeros gets mixed and confused, and to get back the original speed on Your hard drive it's necessary to Defragment it.

There are several of different species of software to make this happen, but the most excellent way to do it is a hardwaredefragmentation. you'll only need some basic data-mechanical-skills to be able to accomplish this operation.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

How to Defrag Your Hard Drive

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Step 1: Get Screwdriver.
A hard drive becomes fragmented very, very fast. What happens is that all the tiny ones and zeros gets mixed and confused, and to get back the original speed on Your hard drive it's necessary to Defragment it.

There are several of different species of software to make this happen, but the most excellent way to do it is a hardwaredefragmentation. you'll only need some basic data-mechanical-skills to be able to accomplish this operation.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

How to Beat a Speeding Ticket

Some good info here.
Generally, an officer will ask you one of two questions. It's either, "Do you know how fast you were going?", and your response should be, "No, I'm not really sure." Or, "I think I was doing the speed limit." Or, "I know I wasn't speeding, I looked at my speedometer right before you stopped me." The other question that you may be asked is, "Do you know why you were stopped?" Your response is, "No Officer, I don't." The most important factor to consider at this point is, DO NOT ADMIT ANYTHING. Your Constitutional rights allow you to remain silent, but the officer doesn't have to let you know that. If you tell the officer you were doing about 62 or 63 and you know that you're in a 50 mile speed limit, you've admitted your guilt.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

How to Beat a Speeding Ticket

Some good info here.
Generally, an officer will ask you one of two questions. It's either, "Do you know how fast you were going?", and your response should be, "No, I'm not really sure." Or, "I think I was doing the speed limit." Or, "I know I wasn't speeding, I looked at my speedometer right before you stopped me." The other question that you may be asked is, "Do you know why you were stopped?" Your response is, "No Officer, I don't." The most important factor to consider at this point is, DO NOT ADMIT ANYTHING. Your Constitutional rights allow you to remain silent, but the officer doesn't have to let you know that. If you tell the officer you were doing about 62 or 63 and you know that you're in a 50 mile speed limit, you've admitted your guilt.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

The Evolution of a Programmer

Really funny if you are a techie.
Posted by Chris at 6:38 AM

The Evolution of a Programmer

Really funny if you are a techie.
Posted by Chris at 6:38 AM

Venus Transit Photos

Some really cool pics here.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Venus Transit Photos

Some really cool pics here.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Tuesday, June 8, 2004

Bikes Against Bush

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Bikes Against Bush” transforms ordinary bicycles into Internet enabled, tactical media weapons for non-violent, creative resistance to the RNC. First and foremost, “Bikes Against Bush” is a wireless bicycle consisting of an ordinary bicycle with an embedded laptop computer, a bluetooth-enabled cell phone affixed to the handlebars, a bluetooth-enabled GPS device, and a webcam. Additionally, “Bikes Against Bush” incorporates a homemade, robotic printing device consisting of a series of spray-chalk aerosol cans that can print chalked text messages on streets and sidewalks while the bicycle is in motion. Once an initial prototype bicycle is created, I will work with various creative resistance groups opposing the 2004 Republican National Convention to replicate the design.
Posted by Chris at 10:00 AM

Bikes Against Bush

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Bikes Against Bush” transforms ordinary bicycles into Internet enabled, tactical media weapons for non-violent, creative resistance to the RNC. First and foremost, “Bikes Against Bush” is a wireless bicycle consisting of an ordinary bicycle with an embedded laptop computer, a bluetooth-enabled cell phone affixed to the handlebars, a bluetooth-enabled GPS device, and a webcam. Additionally, “Bikes Against Bush” incorporates a homemade, robotic printing device consisting of a series of spray-chalk aerosol cans that can print chalked text messages on streets and sidewalks while the bicycle is in motion. Once an initial prototype bicycle is created, I will work with various creative resistance groups opposing the 2004 Republican National Convention to replicate the design.
Posted by Chris at 10:00 AM

How to Build a Poker Table

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If you're interested in building a poker table ... it's easier than you think. Here are my favorite links to homemade poker tables. Most of these poker tables are constructed using a 4'x8' sheet of plywood. Some tables have rails and some have cup holders. Some tables are covered with poker cloth or billiard felt, others use faux suede. These poker tables are as individual as the owners themselves!
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (2)

How to Build a Poker Table

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If you're interested in building a poker table ... it's easier than you think. Here are my favorite links to homemade poker tables. Most of these poker tables are constructed using a 4'x8' sheet of plywood. Some tables have rails and some have cup holders. Some tables are covered with poker cloth or billiard felt, others use faux suede. These poker tables are as individual as the owners themselves!
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (2)

The UALR Uglification Project

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The University of Arkansas at Little Rock has a beautiful campus. The architecture of most buildings (other than a few 1960's travesties) is superb; the landscaping is exceptional for a college campus, including trees and above-ground drainage creeks that produce a park-like atmosphere.

But the fine arts building, in the tradition of post-modern, self-important, inaccessible abstraction, is surrounded by "sculptures" that detract rather than enhance the beauty of the campus.

This page is provided to interpret these works of art for the general public, in the spirit of the modern, egalitarian, everyone's-opinion-is-valid attitude. I do not know the real names of these pieces, nor do I know who made them. All of the "information" here is my own personal speculation.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:41 AM

The UALR Uglification Project

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The University of Arkansas at Little Rock has a beautiful campus. The architecture of most buildings (other than a few 1960's travesties) is superb; the landscaping is exceptional for a college campus, including trees and above-ground drainage creeks that produce a park-like atmosphere.

But the fine arts building, in the tradition of post-modern, self-important, inaccessible abstraction, is surrounded by "sculptures" that detract rather than enhance the beauty of the campus.

This page is provided to interpret these works of art for the general public, in the spirit of the modern, egalitarian, everyone's-opinion-is-valid attitude. I do not know the real names of these pieces, nor do I know who made them. All of the "information" here is my own personal speculation.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:41 AM

Interesting Motherfuckers

Interesting Motherfuckers are the artists, musicians, authors, filmmakers, actors and assorted creative types whose eccentricity forced them to stray from the path of normal humans and follow their own twisted visions. They are the freaks, the geeks and the cult icons of pop entertainment.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Interesting Motherfuckers

Interesting Motherfuckers are the artists, musicians, authors, filmmakers, actors and assorted creative types whose eccentricity forced them to stray from the path of normal humans and follow their own twisted visions. They are the freaks, the geeks and the cult icons of pop entertainment.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

2nd Annual Air Guitar Championship

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I was going to copy and paste an excerpt with the rules or what it is about but they did it as a gif. I am much too lazy to type it out and besides, the title speaks for itself.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

2nd Annual Air Guitar Championship

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I was going to copy and paste an excerpt with the rules or what it is about but they did it as a gif. I am much too lazy to type it out and besides, the title speaks for itself.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

PC Coffeemaker

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If only this was real.(Or is it?)
(via Candid Viewer)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

PC Coffeemaker

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If only this was real.(Or is it?)
(via Candid Viewer)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Twenty Questions

Think of an object and this website will ask you questions and then take a guess to what you are thinking about. Guess correctly for me.
(via Idle Type)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Twenty Questions

Think of an object and this website will ask you questions and then take a guess to what you are thinking about. Guess correctly for me.
(via Idle Type)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Monday, June 7, 2004

I Hate Dell

Don't you just love disgruntled websites?
Welcome to the ihatedell.net Disgruntled Employee Web Site. This is a free forum for employees and customers to voice their opinions about problems associated with Dell. Please feel free to browse the Forum and if you would like to share your experience, please do not hesitate to do so.
Going through the "current gripes" section I found this complaint.
the worst thing about working at dell...
is the complete lack of hot girls. kind of sad really.
They should get the union solve that problem immediately!!
Posted by Chris at 10:25 AM | Comments (7)

I Hate Dell

Don't you just love disgruntled websites?
Welcome to the ihatedell.net Disgruntled Employee Web Site. This is a free forum for employees and customers to voice their opinions about problems associated with Dell. Please feel free to browse the Forum and if you would like to share your experience, please do not hesitate to do so.
Going through the "current gripes" section I found this complaint.
the worst thing about working at dell...
is the complete lack of hot girls. kind of sad really.
They should get the union solve that problem immediately!!
Posted by Chris at 10:25 AM | Comments (7)

Bookies offer 3-1 Odds that J-Lo Divorces this year

From Reuters:
LONDON (Reuters) - British bookmakers offered odds of 3-1 Monday that singer/actress Jennifer Lopez and her new husband Marc Anthony would divorce by the end of the year.
I like those odds.
Posted by Chris at 10:07 AM

Bookies offer 3-1 Odds that J-Lo Divorces this year

From Reuters:
LONDON (Reuters) - British bookmakers offered odds of 3-1 Monday that singer/actress Jennifer Lopez and her new husband Marc Anthony would divorce by the end of the year.
I like those odds.
Posted by Chris at 10:07 AM

Gas Buddy

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Looking for the cheapest gas? Type in your zip and gasbuddy.com will give you a list of the cheapest gas stations around you.
GasBuddy.com is the portal site to more than 170 web sites that help consumers find cheap gas prices. All web sites are operated by the non-profit organization known as GasBuddy Organization Inc.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Gas Buddy

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Looking for the cheapest gas? Type in your zip and gasbuddy.com will give you a list of the cheapest gas stations around you.
GasBuddy.com is the portal site to more than 170 web sites that help consumers find cheap gas prices. All web sites are operated by the non-profit organization known as GasBuddy Organization Inc.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Your life in 1905

Get a snapshot of your life as it might have been had you been living in Britain 100 years ago.
Just enter your gender and your fathers profession.
I ended up as a Coal Miner. I had an accident and had no money to fall back on so I end up in a work house and a shelter. Terrific.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (4)

Your life in 1905

Get a snapshot of your life as it might have been had you been living in Britain 100 years ago.
Just enter your gender and your fathers profession.
I ended up as a Coal Miner. I had an accident and had no money to fall back on so I end up in a work house and a shelter. Terrific.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (4)

antiCAPSLOCK

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Sick of accidentally hitting the caps lock key while typing? Perhaps you should visit anticapslock.com.
Our goal here at anticAPSLOCK.com is to have the capslock key removed from keyboards that are manufactured in the future. We will try to achive this by spreading the word of anticAPSLOCK.com (not to mention spreading the url) and we will always appreciate any help we can get in this task.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

antiCAPSLOCK

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Sick of accidentally hitting the caps lock key while typing? Perhaps you should visit anticapslock.com.
Our goal here at anticAPSLOCK.com is to have the capslock key removed from keyboards that are manufactured in the future. We will try to achive this by spreading the word of anticAPSLOCK.com (not to mention spreading the url) and we will always appreciate any help we can get in this task.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Sign Generators

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There are enough sign generators on this page to keep anybody busy for awhile.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (3)

Sign Generators

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There are enough sign generators on this page to keep anybody busy for awhile.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (3)

Top Eleven Strangest Star Wars Action Figures

Sad to say but I had all of them.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (2)

Top Eleven Strangest Star Wars Action Figures

Sad to say but I had all of them.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (2)

Friday, June 4, 2004

1,000th Entry

The last post was my 1,000th entry since I started this blog in October. Is that a lot or a little for a blog?
Posted by Chris at 10:44 AM | Comments (9)

1,000th Entry

The last post was my 1,000th entry since I started this blog in October. Is that a lot or a little for a blog?
Posted by Chris at 10:44 AM | Comments (9)

US Citizenship Test

Take the US Citizenship Test to see if you are qualified to be a citizen.
The VoteBook Citizenship Test is based on the actual test administered by the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service . Federal regulations say that persons applying for citizenship must "be able to demonstrate knowledge and understanding of the fundamentals of U.S. history and principles of government."
I was 10 for 10 in case you were wondering.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 10:14 AM | Comments (5)

US Citizenship Test

Take the US Citizenship Test to see if you are qualified to be a citizen.
The VoteBook Citizenship Test is based on the actual test administered by the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service . Federal regulations say that persons applying for citizenship must "be able to demonstrate knowledge and understanding of the fundamentals of U.S. history and principles of government."
I was 10 for 10 in case you were wondering.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 10:14 AM | Comments (5)

Near Death Experiences of the Rich and Famous

Kinda interesting.
In fact, by telling everyone they came back from the dead, they may be risking their own reputation. People who reveal such things to others often become the butt of jokes or thought to be crazy. Why would anyone rich and famous subject themselves to this when it might result in lost fame and fortune? The only rational reason that such people who have nothing to gain is that it really happened to them and they want to share it.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Near Death Experiences of the Rich and Famous

Kinda interesting.
In fact, by telling everyone they came back from the dead, they may be risking their own reputation. People who reveal such things to others often become the butt of jokes or thought to be crazy. Why would anyone rich and famous subject themselves to this when it might result in lost fame and fortune? The only rational reason that such people who have nothing to gain is that it really happened to them and they want to share it.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Toothpick Carving

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Kinda cool.
(via Idle Type)
Posted by Chris at 6:36 AM

Toothpick Carving

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Kinda cool.
(via Idle Type)
Posted by Chris at 6:36 AM

Thursday, June 3, 2004

What Star do You Look Like

Here is a website uses Optical Recognition to analyze your picture and compare it to a hollywood star. I did it and here are the results.

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So according to this, I look like Tim Robbins, John Lithgow and Erik Palladino.(whoever that is) John Lithgow? But I have hair!!
Just for kicks I tried to see which female stars that it would match me with.

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Angelina Jolie, Judi Connelli, and Andi MacDowell.
Hey I am glamorous!!
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 8:45 PM | Comments (4)

What Star do You Look Like

Here is a website uses Optical Recognition to analyze your picture and compare it to a hollywood star. I did it and here are the results.

cc.jpg tr.jpg jl.jpg ep.jpg

So according to this, I look like Tim Robbins, John Lithgow and Erik Palladino.(whoever that is) John Lithgow? But I have hair!!
Just for kicks I tried to see which female stars that it would match me with.

cc.jpg ajoli.jpg jcon.jpg amac.jpg

Angelina Jolie, Judi Connelli, and Andi MacDowell.
Hey I am glamorous!!
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 8:45 PM | Comments (4)

The King's English

Here is a great article. And by a conservative too.
Like rap music, Bush is an alarming sign of America’s cultural decline. When the president of France and the king of Jordan speak better English than the successor of Jefferson and Lincoln, something has gone wrong. It’s not just that he has trouble with big, fancy words; he even misuses prepositions like to and for. At his most recent press conference, the reporters could have gotten more thoughtful answers from a Magic Eight-Ball.
(Thanks again Paul)
Posted by Chris at 8:19 PM

The King's English

Here is a great article. And by a conservative too.
Like rap music, Bush is an alarming sign of America’s cultural decline. When the president of France and the king of Jordan speak better English than the successor of Jefferson and Lincoln, something has gone wrong. It’s not just that he has trouble with big, fancy words; he even misuses prepositions like to and for. At his most recent press conference, the reporters could have gotten more thoughtful answers from a Magic Eight-Ball.
(Thanks again Paul)
Posted by Chris at 8:19 PM

FBI Wants Access to Internet's Xbox Live

Sheesh, at least we will be safe from terrorists right? Right??
Today it was learned that the FBI has made a proposal to the FCC that would require all Internet Providers to rewire their current system in order to make wiretapping accessible to the FBI. Experts claim that if the new proposal were to pass, MSN Messenger, Xbox Live and any voice over Internet protocol would be accessible for wiretapping.
(Thanks Paul)
Posted by Chris at 8:17 PM

FBI Wants Access to Internet's Xbox Live

Sheesh, at least we will be safe from terrorists right? Right??
Today it was learned that the FBI has made a proposal to the FCC that would require all Internet Providers to rewire their current system in order to make wiretapping accessible to the FBI. Experts claim that if the new proposal were to pass, MSN Messenger, Xbox Live and any voice over Internet protocol would be accessible for wiretapping.
(Thanks Paul)
Posted by Chris at 8:17 PM

Lost Words

These words definitely aren't very noscible.
Welcome to the Compendium of Lost Words, a component of Forthright's Phrontistery. The Compendium lists over 400 of the rarest modern English words - in fact, ones that have been entirely absent from the Internet, including all online dictionaries, until now. By revealing the existence of these words online, I do not necessarily promote their revival, but I do encourage an appreciation of the flexibility of English vocabulary. In theory, the Compendium will be the only web page on which each of these words occurs in its proper English context.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Lost Words

These words definitely aren't very noscible.
Welcome to the Compendium of Lost Words, a component of Forthright's Phrontistery. The Compendium lists over 400 of the rarest modern English words - in fact, ones that have been entirely absent from the Internet, including all online dictionaries, until now. By revealing the existence of these words online, I do not necessarily promote their revival, but I do encourage an appreciation of the flexibility of English vocabulary. In theory, the Compendium will be the only web page on which each of these words occurs in its proper English context.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

A Chronology of Computer History

Starts at 3000 BC (The invention of the abacus) and goes on from there.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

A Chronology of Computer History

Starts at 3000 BC (The invention of the abacus) and goes on from there.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer

Take the quiz and answer if the picture is a serial killer or super nerd. I got one wrong. Not sure what that says about me though.
(Thanks to Anonymous for this one)
Posted by Chris at 6:39 AM | Comments (1)

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer

Take the quiz and answer if the picture is a serial killer or super nerd. I got one wrong. Not sure what that says about me though.
(Thanks to Anonymous for this one)
Posted by Chris at 6:39 AM | Comments (1)

Steganography

What is Steganography?
In an ideal world we would all be able to openly send encrypted email or files to each other with no fear of reprisals. However there are often cases when this is not possible, either because you are working for a company that does not allow encrypted email or perhaps the local government does not approve of encrypted communication (a reality in some parts of the world). This is where steganography can come into play.

Steganography simply takes one piece of information and hides it within another. Computer files (images, sounds recordings, even disks) contain unused or insignificant areas of data. Steganography takes advantage of these areas, replacing them with information (encrypted mail, for instance). The files can then be exchanged without anyone knowing what really lies inside of them. An image of the space shuttle landing might contain a private letter to a friend. A recording of a short sentence might contain your company's plans for a secret new product. Steganography can also be used to place a hidden "trademark" in images, music, and software, a technique referred to as watermarking.
(Thanks Paul)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Steganography

What is Steganography?
In an ideal world we would all be able to openly send encrypted email or files to each other with no fear of reprisals. However there are often cases when this is not possible, either because you are working for a company that does not allow encrypted email or perhaps the local government does not approve of encrypted communication (a reality in some parts of the world). This is where steganography can come into play.

Steganography simply takes one piece of information and hides it within another. Computer files (images, sounds recordings, even disks) contain unused or insignificant areas of data. Steganography takes advantage of these areas, replacing them with information (encrypted mail, for instance). The files can then be exchanged without anyone knowing what really lies inside of them. An image of the space shuttle landing might contain a private letter to a friend. A recording of a short sentence might contain your company's plans for a secret new product. Steganography can also be used to place a hidden "trademark" in images, music, and software, a technique referred to as watermarking.
(Thanks Paul)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Revenge of the Nerds

Hehe. From The Register:
Porn-surfing bank supremo Michael Soden was caught with his browser down last week by the very same staff he outsourced to HP at the start of his reign at the Bank of Ireland.

Staff informed the bank that they had discovered pornography on Soden's machine on Wednesday last week, during routine maintenance. Soden resigned his post on Saturday, after the internal investigation into the discovery was leaked to the local press.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Revenge of the Nerds

Hehe. From The Register:
Porn-surfing bank supremo Michael Soden was caught with his browser down last week by the very same staff he outsourced to HP at the start of his reign at the Bank of Ireland.

Staff informed the bank that they had discovered pornography on Soden's machine on Wednesday last week, during routine maintenance. Soden resigned his post on Saturday, after the internal investigation into the discovery was leaked to the local press.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Weird Foods from Around the World

Well, I guess they are weird depending on where you are from. But to me, owl soup sounds pretty damn weird.
Owl Soup: An acquaintance, Hong Kong Chinese, relates a banquet story from the PRC hinterlands. What had appeared to be something like chicken soup turned out to be owl! His hosts produced the owl's head from the pot as proof.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (3)

Weird Foods from Around the World

Well, I guess they are weird depending on where you are from. But to me, owl soup sounds pretty damn weird.
Owl Soup: An acquaintance, Hong Kong Chinese, relates a banquet story from the PRC hinterlands. What had appeared to be something like chicken soup turned out to be owl! His hosts produced the owl's head from the pot as proof.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (3)

Wednesday, June 2, 2004

Hobo Signs

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The hobo sign above means "A man with a gun lives here". More here.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (1)

Hobo Signs

hobosign-manwithgun.jpg

The hobo sign above means "A man with a gun lives here". More here.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (1)

Viagraholics Anonymous

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This was just a matter of time.
Viagraholics Anonymous is a group of men dedicated to helping each other overcome a common problem: abuse of Viagra. As we came to understand that our behavior was out of control, and saw the destructive toll that Viagra was taking on our lives and relationships, we searched for a solution. Out of our despair came this simple program and organization designed to help other men such as ourselves conquer this life-destroying dependency.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Viagraholics Anonymous

vihead.gif

This was just a matter of time.
Viagraholics Anonymous is a group of men dedicated to helping each other overcome a common problem: abuse of Viagra. As we came to understand that our behavior was out of control, and saw the destructive toll that Viagra was taking on our lives and relationships, we searched for a solution. Out of our despair came this simple program and organization designed to help other men such as ourselves conquer this life-destroying dependency.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Tuesday, June 1, 2004

Message and GPS in a Bottle.

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On 25th May 2004, fifty bottles were released into the sea off the south east coast of England near Ramsgate Maritime Museum, Kent.

The intended destination of the bottles is The Chatham Islands in the South Pacific Ocean. The islands, which are 800km east of mainland New Zealand, are the nearest inhabited land to the precise location on the opposite side of the world to Ramsgate Maritime Museum.

Each bottle contains a message from residents of Ramsgate to the residents of the Chatham Islands, a pencil, an instruction leaflet as well as details of this website.

Several of the bottles are being tracked using GPS technology and are programmed to send their longitude and latitude coordinates back to Ramsgate every hour. The data they send has been used to create a live drawing which is automatically updated in real time.
There is another website about the same project here. Looks like they are having problems with their GPS now.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 10:33 AM

Message and GPS in a Bottle.

bottle1.jpg
On 25th May 2004, fifty bottles were released into the sea off the south east coast of England near Ramsgate Maritime Museum, Kent.

The intended destination of the bottles is The Chatham Islands in the South Pacific Ocean. The islands, which are 800km east of mainland New Zealand, are the nearest inhabited land to the precise location on the opposite side of the world to Ramsgate Maritime Museum.

Each bottle contains a message from residents of Ramsgate to the residents of the Chatham Islands, a pencil, an instruction leaflet as well as details of this website.

Several of the bottles are being tracked using GPS technology and are programmed to send their longitude and latitude coordinates back to Ramsgate every hour. The data they send has been used to create a live drawing which is automatically updated in real time.
There is another website about the same project here. Looks like they are having problems with their GPS now.
(via Eyebeam reBlog)
Posted by Chris at 10:33 AM

Showerhead with a miniature generator

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Here's a quick peek inside: Water enters the shower head through the flow resrictor (1) then travels through the injector plate (2) which directs the water to the waterwheel (3). The water spins the magnetic waterwheel past the stator (4) of the field wincing (5). This hydroelectric generator develops the 2.5 volts at .31 amps which lights the PR-6 bulb.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 10:21 AM

Showerhead with a miniature generator

tech_shot2.gif

Here's a quick peek inside: Water enters the shower head through the flow resrictor (1) then travels through the injector plate (2) which directs the water to the waterwheel (3). The water spins the magnetic waterwheel past the stator (4) of the field wincing (5). This hydroelectric generator develops the 2.5 volts at .31 amps which lights the PR-6 bulb.
(via Boing Boing)
Posted by Chris at 10:21 AM

Presidental Election Result Maps

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Welcome to President Elect, the homepage for information on the election of U.S. Presidents and the electoral college. You'll find election results, history, electoral college debate, and much more!
The above map is the last time my state of MA voted Republican. I wasn't aware that Adlai Stevenson ran against Eisenhower not once but twice and got his ass kicked both times. Why did the Dems keep nominating him?
(via Tom McMahon)

Update:
Oops, Reagan took MA in 80' and 84'. So disregard everything I said in this post except for the link.
Posted by Chris at 9:53 AM | Comments (2)

Presidental Election Result Maps

e1956_ecmap.gif

Welcome to President Elect, the homepage for information on the election of U.S. Presidents and the electoral college. You'll find election results, history, electoral college debate, and much more!
The above map is the last time my state of MA voted Republican. I wasn't aware that Adlai Stevenson ran against Eisenhower not once but twice and got his ass kicked both times. Why did the Dems keep nominating him?
(via Tom McMahon)

Update:
Oops, Reagan took MA in 80' and 84'. So disregard everything I said in this post except for the link.
Posted by Chris at 9:53 AM | Comments (2)

MacGyverisms

A list of everything MacGyver made from each episode. Example:
001 PILOT
  • Disarmed missle with a paperclip
  • Matches & rope got rifle to shoot itself
  • Smashed pistol barrel to use as rocket thruster
  • Kicked grate to test for hidden laser
  • Lit cigarette with hidden laser
  • Smoked cigarette to find hidden laser
  • Used binocular eyepiece to catch laser beam
  • Aimed laser beam at source to "kill" it
  • Knotted fire hose to build up water pressure
  • Used said hose to lift steel beam
  • Tested heat on door with a stick (it caught fire)
  • Milk Chocolate candy stops sulphuric acid leak
  • Used shirt to filter gases
  • Sodium metal & cold capsule explosive
  • Flipped lights in morse code
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (1)

MacGyverisms

A list of everything MacGyver made from each episode. Example:
001 PILOT
  • Disarmed missle with a paperclip
  • Matches & rope got rifle to shoot itself
  • Smashed pistol barrel to use as rocket thruster
  • Kicked grate to test for hidden laser
  • Lit cigarette with hidden laser
  • Smoked cigarette to find hidden laser
  • Used binocular eyepiece to catch laser beam
  • Aimed laser beam at source to "kill" it
  • Knotted fire hose to build up water pressure
  • Used said hose to lift steel beam
  • Tested heat on door with a stick (it caught fire)
  • Milk Chocolate candy stops sulphuric acid leak
  • Used shirt to filter gases
  • Sodium metal & cold capsule explosive
  • Flipped lights in morse code
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (1)

The Contortion Homepage

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Ouch.
Posted by Chris at 6:44 AM

The Contortion Homepage

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Ouch.
Posted by Chris at 6:44 AM

Small World Project

The Small World Project is an online experiment to test the idea that any two people in the world can be connected via 'six degrees of separation'.

Your objective is to get a message to a "target person", somewhere in the world, by forwarding the message to a friend of yours--someone is "closer" to the target than you are. (If you happen to know the target, you can of course send it to them)
(via Waving At Myself)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Small World Project

The Small World Project is an online experiment to test the idea that any two people in the world can be connected via 'six degrees of separation'.

Your objective is to get a message to a "target person", somewhere in the world, by forwarding the message to a friend of yours--someone is "closer" to the target than you are. (If you happen to know the target, you can of course send it to them)
(via Waving At Myself)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Name for Soft Drinks by Geography

It is soda in the North East. I didn't know some places still called it pop.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM | Comments (2)

Name for Soft Drinks by Geography

It is soda in the North East. I didn't know some places still called it pop.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM | Comments (2)




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