Friday, February 27, 2004

Setting up a Home Soda Fountain

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This guy loves his soda. He has put up a website with step by step instructions on how to install a soda fountain in your house.
Posted by Chris at 6:46 AM | Comments (1)

Setting up a Home Soda Fountain

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This guy loves his soda. He has put up a website with step by step instructions on how to install a soda fountain in your house.
Posted by Chris at 6:46 AM | Comments (1)

Microcars

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They look like glorified golf carts.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (3)

Microcars

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They look like glorified golf carts.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (3)

Pencil Carvings

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I never thought about carving pencils before. They did.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Pencil Carvings

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I never thought about carving pencils before. They did.
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Lawn Mower Racing

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Their motto is "We turn a weekend chore into a competitive sport!"
Posted by Chris at 6:31 AM | Comments (1)

Lawn Mower Racing

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Their motto is "We turn a weekend chore into a competitive sport!"
Posted by Chris at 6:31 AM | Comments (1)

Comparing Google and Yahoo side by side

Here is a cool site where you can enter in your search word and it will compare the results from Google and Yahoo.
(via Bloggerheads)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

Comparing Google and Yahoo side by side

Here is a cool site where you can enter in your search word and it will compare the results from Google and Yahoo.
(via Bloggerheads)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

The Liberty Bill Act

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A bill before Congress, H.R.1785 and S. 244, initiated by students, to put an abridged version of the Constitution on the back of U.S. currency.

It won't pass. Bush and Co are doing everything to throw away the Constitution anyway.
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 6:27 AM | Comments (2)

The Liberty Bill Act

libbill.jpg

A bill before Congress, H.R.1785 and S. 244, initiated by students, to put an abridged version of the Constitution on the back of U.S. currency.

It won't pass. Bush and Co are doing everything to throw away the Constitution anyway.
(via J-Walk)
Posted by Chris at 6:27 AM | Comments (2)

No

How to say no in 520 Languages.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

No

How to say no in 520 Languages.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Televangelist Bingo

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You've discovered the newest game to hit the nation, Televangelist Bingo! The concept is simple. Turn your television dial to any televangelist — the wackier, the better — and clue in on the words and phrases characteristic of those eccentric preachers of charity and donation. Then, mark off the words that appear on your card(s). The first to mark off a straight line wins! Amen!
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM

Televangelist Bingo

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You've discovered the newest game to hit the nation, Televangelist Bingo! The concept is simple. Turn your television dial to any televangelist — the wackier, the better — and clue in on the words and phrases characteristic of those eccentric preachers of charity and donation. Then, mark off the words that appear on your card(s). The first to mark off a straight line wins! Amen!
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM

Bra Ball

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More than 7,000 bras were added to the BraBall on August 24, 2003 at the Final BraBall Roll-On in San Francisco. In October, 2003, at three consecutive small work parties, the remaining 900 "fancy" bras were added by friends and family, many who have been involved in the project since the very beginning.

The final count is 18,085 bras. The BraBall stands 5 feet tall and weighs more than 1,800 pounds!
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Bra Ball

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More than 7,000 bras were added to the BraBall on August 24, 2003 at the Final BraBall Roll-On in San Francisco. In October, 2003, at three consecutive small work parties, the remaining 900 "fancy" bras were added by friends and family, many who have been involved in the project since the very beginning.

The final count is 18,085 bras. The BraBall stands 5 feet tall and weighs more than 1,800 pounds!
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

What Book are you


You're Mother Night!
by Kurt Vonnegut
Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were, well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.



I am getting kind of sick of these online quizzes but reading is one of my favorite past times. Wooo hoo I am a Vonnegut book. He is one of my favorite authors. However, Mother Night is about a double agent who pretends to be a Nazi during ww2 so maybe I shouldn't be cheering.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (4)

What Book are you


You're Mother Night!
by Kurt Vonnegut
Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were, well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.



I am getting kind of sick of these online quizzes but reading is one of my favorite past times. Wooo hoo I am a Vonnegut book. He is one of my favorite authors. However, Mother Night is about a double agent who pretends to be a Nazi during ww2 so maybe I shouldn't be cheering.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (4)

Underground Etiquette

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The ultimate guide to riding the subway including my favorite rule:

Lesson five - Let passengers off the train first before you get on

(via The G Spot)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

Underground Etiquette

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The ultimate guide to riding the subway including my favorite rule:

Lesson five - Let passengers off the train first before you get on

(via The G Spot)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

Logo R I P

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A gallery of dead logos.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Logo R I P

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A gallery of dead logos.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Random TV

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Random TV is a website where you can watch random video clips found on the internet.

Since it is random video clips from the internet I would say there is a good chance that there are some clips that aren't work safe.
Posted by Chris at 6:23 AM

Random TV

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Random TV is a website where you can watch random video clips found on the internet.

Since it is random video clips from the internet I would say there is a good chance that there are some clips that aren't work safe.
Posted by Chris at 6:23 AM

Essay Generator

Just supply a topic and press the button. Bam. Instant essay.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Essay Generator

Just supply a topic and press the button. Bam. Instant essay.
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Rock & Roll Hall of Shame

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What exactly is it about Hollywood and fame that gets into people’s heads? What is it that penetrates into the minds of performers and makes them feel omnipotent? Make them believe they are all powerful and knowing and that everything they touch will turn to gold? Is it the mandatory narcissistic obsession that comes with being a star? Is it the constant exposure to drugs and alcohol? Is it the close proximity of greasy executive and slimy producers who are out to exploit anyone and everyone to make a buck?

We are not sure, we’ll let you be the judge as to the drives and/or motivations behind the current list of nominees for the Fade To Black Rock & Roll Hall of Shame. So crank up the volume and prepare to listen to your favorite Rock & Roll classics sung by the likes of Andy Griffith, Pat Boone, Leonard Nimoy and more!


Joe Pesci singing Got to get you into my life? Leonard Nimoy singing Proud Mary? Classic.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (1)

Rock & Roll Hall of Shame

mainlogo.jpg

What exactly is it about Hollywood and fame that gets into people’s heads? What is it that penetrates into the minds of performers and makes them feel omnipotent? Make them believe they are all powerful and knowing and that everything they touch will turn to gold? Is it the mandatory narcissistic obsession that comes with being a star? Is it the constant exposure to drugs and alcohol? Is it the close proximity of greasy executive and slimy producers who are out to exploit anyone and everyone to make a buck?

We are not sure, we’ll let you be the judge as to the drives and/or motivations behind the current list of nominees for the Fade To Black Rock & Roll Hall of Shame. So crank up the volume and prepare to listen to your favorite Rock & Roll classics sung by the likes of Andy Griffith, Pat Boone, Leonard Nimoy and more!


Joe Pesci singing Got to get you into my life? Leonard Nimoy singing Proud Mary? Classic.
Posted by Chris at 6:55 AM | Comments (1)

Urinal dot Net

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This website has pictures of urinals from around the world. The picture above is from the Hong Kong Sheraton Hotel and Towers
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (2)

Urinal dot Net

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This website has pictures of urinals from around the world. The picture above is from the Hong Kong Sheraton Hotel and Towers
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (2)

Jet Powered Beer Cooler

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What follows is my story about a shed, a warm beer and a home made jet engine. It is being presented for entertainment purposes only and no-one should attempt to emulate what I have done here. The risks should be obvious but it is worth pointing out that beer is a very dangerous substance when used without due care.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Jet Powered Beer Cooler

engine2.jpg

What follows is my story about a shed, a warm beer and a home made jet engine. It is being presented for entertainment purposes only and no-one should attempt to emulate what I have done here. The risks should be obvious but it is worth pointing out that beer is a very dangerous substance when used without due care.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Johnny Glow

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JONNY GLOW™ is uniquely designed to "help you see where you are going" in the middle of the night. Once applied to your toilet, the glow-in-the-dark strips of JONNY GLOW™ will help you to accurately use the facilities without missing and creating unwanted mess.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (4)

Johnny Glow

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JONNY GLOW™ is uniquely designed to "help you see where you are going" in the middle of the night. Once applied to your toilet, the glow-in-the-dark strips of JONNY GLOW™ will help you to accurately use the facilities without missing and creating unwanted mess.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (4)

Undercity

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Undercity.org is a celebration of New York City and all cities. A city is a pulsing and active organism, full of life; like life, a city is complex with many layers and many hidden meanings. Like a living being, a city does not willingly reveal its complexity and secrets to any random stranger. In order to find these secrets and understand them, you must be intimate with the city, dedicated, open to exploration, and courageous.
Posted by Chris at 6:27 AM

Undercity

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Undercity.org is a celebration of New York City and all cities. A city is a pulsing and active organism, full of life; like life, a city is complex with many layers and many hidden meanings. Like a living being, a city does not willingly reveal its complexity and secrets to any random stranger. In order to find these secrets and understand them, you must be intimate with the city, dedicated, open to exploration, and courageous.
Posted by Chris at 6:27 AM

100 Greatest Simpsons' Sports shows

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A few of the ones listed are a bit of a stretch but they are right on for the number one sports episode.
(via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

100 Greatest Simpsons' Sports shows

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A few of the ones listed are a bit of a stretch but they are right on for the number one sports episode.
(via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Are you a Cynic?

You can take this test to see if you are. I was a bit nervous when taking it. I mean the name of my blog is Cynical-C. But my anxiety was unfounded.
My result:

You're a top grade cynic - in fact you've turned cynicism into an art form. You greet almost every piece of news with sneering contempt. Loosen up a bit.

(via The Presurfer. Last time I linked to something I found on the Presurfer's site it was mentioned in Time. I am looking for either Newsweek or US World Report for this one)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (1)

Are you a Cynic?

You can take this test to see if you are. I was a bit nervous when taking it. I mean the name of my blog is Cynical-C. But my anxiety was unfounded.
My result:

You're a top grade cynic - in fact you've turned cynicism into an art form. You greet almost every piece of news with sneering contempt. Loosen up a bit.

(via The Presurfer. Last time I linked to something I found on the Presurfer's site it was mentioned in Time. I am looking for either Newsweek or US World Report for this one)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM | Comments (1)

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Rumsfeld's Fighting Techniques

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For those of you who are coming to this site from Time magazine, here is the link for Rumsfeld's Fighting Techniques.
Posted by Chris at 9:04 AM | Comments (2)

Rumsfeld's Fighting Techniques

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For those of you who are coming to this site from Time magazine, here is the link for Rumsfeld's Fighting Techniques.
Posted by Chris at 9:04 AM | Comments (2)

Video Game Hot or Not

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A hot or not website for video game characters.
Posted by Chris at 8:50 AM

Video Game Hot or Not

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A hot or not website for video game characters.
Posted by Chris at 8:50 AM

Vote Vader 2004

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Had enough of traditional politicians? Even the best of them can be intimidated by the likes of Tom Daschle. The kind of tough, uncompromising leadership that the Free World requires likely only exists in the land of fictional characters.

Enter Lord Vader. It is impossible to imagine Lord Vader bending over backwards to a pipsqueak like Daschle. Rather if Daschle got out of line at a meeting, Lord Vader would simply use the Force to constrict his windpipe and achieve what had hitherto been considered impossible: he'd shut him up.

Posted by Chris at 8:45 AM | Comments (1)

Vote Vader 2004

vaderusa.jpg

Had enough of traditional politicians? Even the best of them can be intimidated by the likes of Tom Daschle. The kind of tough, uncompromising leadership that the Free World requires likely only exists in the land of fictional characters.

Enter Lord Vader. It is impossible to imagine Lord Vader bending over backwards to a pipsqueak like Daschle. Rather if Daschle got out of line at a meeting, Lord Vader would simply use the Force to constrict his windpipe and achieve what had hitherto been considered impossible: he'd shut him up.

Stare Down Sally

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Stare Down Sally is a simple game. In a moment, you'll meet Sally. She'll be staring at you with a powerful green-eyed gaze. She may stare for an instant...she may stare for several seconds...or she may stare for what seems like an eternity. But eventually, Sally will blink.

I will be honest. I didn't try to stare down Sally. Why? Well first of all she is a JPEG.
Posted by Chris at 8:40 AM | Comments (2)

Stare Down Sally

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Stare Down Sally is a simple game. In a moment, you'll meet Sally. She'll be staring at you with a powerful green-eyed gaze. She may stare for an instant...she may stare for several seconds...or she may stare for what seems like an eternity. But eventually, Sally will blink.

I will be honest. I didn't try to stare down Sally. Why? Well first of all she is a JPEG.
Posted by Chris at 8:40 AM | Comments (2)

Star Wars' Bloopers

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At the Star Wars' Blooper Guide, our goal is to be the most comprehensive guide to bloopers, mistakes and interesting bits of trivia that made it on screen in the Star Wars series of films. In total, we now have over TWO HUNDRED BLOOPERS from all four movies combined.

I am surprised they didn't have the one near the end of the original star wars when Luke has just blown up the death star, gets out of his X wing, sees Princess Leia and shouts, "CARRIE!!"
Posted by Chris at 8:35 AM

Star Wars' Bloopers

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At the Star Wars' Blooper Guide, our goal is to be the most comprehensive guide to bloopers, mistakes and interesting bits of trivia that made it on screen in the Star Wars series of films. In total, we now have over TWO HUNDRED BLOOPERS from all four movies combined.

I am surprised they didn't have the one near the end of the original star wars when Luke has just blown up the death star, gets out of his X wing, sees Princess Leia and shouts, "CARRIE!!"
Posted by Chris at 8:35 AM

What to Rent

The single greatest question troubling mankind at this time is, "What movie should I rent ?". We are here to answer that question! What to Rent is a website that will recommend a movie for you to watch based upon your personality and the type of film experience you are looking for. It will provide you with the name of the movie that fits you, the year it was released, the director, and a few principal actors. No plot details are given away. You simply take your recommendation to your favorite place to rent movies, pick it up, and enjoy.
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 8:30 AM

What to Rent

The single greatest question troubling mankind at this time is, "What movie should I rent ?". We are here to answer that question! What to Rent is a website that will recommend a movie for you to watch based upon your personality and the type of film experience you are looking for. It will provide you with the name of the movie that fits you, the year it was released, the director, and a few principal actors. No plot details are given away. You simply take your recommendation to your favorite place to rent movies, pick it up, and enjoy.
(via Mookie)
Posted by Chris at 8:30 AM

Monday, February 23, 2004

What do you know, Cynical-C makes Time magazine

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Haha I am cracking up. Thanks to some of the people in the military who are coming to my site and alerted me as to why my traffic is so heavy. This week's Time magazine has a blurb about a website I linked to called The Fighting Styles of Donald Rumsfeld and mentioned my blog and Pale Blue Dot's blog. I guess I should thank the Presurfer for this because I found the link originally on his website. Do you think I could put this on my resume?

UPDATE

Here is the blurb from Time magazine's website:

Monday, Mar. 01, 2004
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has long been known for his animated press conferences. Websites such as Cynical-C Blog (CYNICAL-C.COM) and Pale Blue Dot (PALEBLUE.US) are having fun highlighting his fighting poses. Among our favorites: the Twin Cobra Fist, Sleeping Dragon and the dreaded Spider Hand.
Posted by Chris at 3:16 PM | Comments (13)

What do you know, Cynical-C makes Time magazine

1101040301_120.jpg

Haha I am cracking up. Thanks to some of the people in the military who are coming to my site and alerted me as to why my traffic is so heavy. This week's Time magazine has a blurb about a website I linked to called The Fighting Styles of Donald Rumsfeld and mentioned my blog and Pale Blue Dot's blog. I guess I should thank the Presurfer for this because I found the link originally on his website. Do you think I could put this on my resume?

UPDATE

Here is the blurb from Time magazine's website:

Monday, Mar. 01, 2004
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has long been known for his animated press conferences. Websites such as Cynical-C Blog (CYNICAL-C.COM) and Pale Blue Dot (PALEBLUE.US) are having fun highlighting his fighting poses. Among our favorites: the Twin Cobra Fist, Sleeping Dragon and the dreaded Spider Hand.
Posted by Chris at 3:16 PM | Comments (13)

Last 10 Visitors

Here is a list of my last 10 visitors:

1. 23 February 13:42 United States Army, United States
2. 23 February 13:43 Air Force, United States
3. 23 February 13:46 United States Navy, United States
4. 23 February 13:46 United States Navy, United States
5. 23 February 13:47 America Online, United States
6. 23 February 13:50 United States Army, United States
7. 23 February 13:53 United States Army, United States
8. 23 February 13:56 United States (motive.com)
9. 23 February 13:58 United States Army, United States
10. 23 February 13:59 United States Navy, United States

Notice a theme? Actually I have had a record day today in my hit counter and most of them from military addresses. I am not sure why though because nothing is showing up on my referral log that would indicate where everybody is coming from. Does anybody have any ideas? I am kind of curious.
Posted by Chris at 2:20 PM | Comments (5)

Last 10 Visitors

Here is a list of my last 10 visitors:

1. 23 February 13:42 United States Army, United States
2. 23 February 13:43 Air Force, United States
3. 23 February 13:46 United States Navy, United States
4. 23 February 13:46 United States Navy, United States
5. 23 February 13:47 America Online, United States
6. 23 February 13:50 United States Army, United States
7. 23 February 13:53 United States Army, United States
8. 23 February 13:56 United States (motive.com)
9. 23 February 13:58 United States Army, United States
10. 23 February 13:59 United States Navy, United States

Notice a theme? Actually I have had a record day today in my hit counter and most of them from military addresses. I am not sure why though because nothing is showing up on my referral log that would indicate where everybody is coming from. Does anybody have any ideas? I am kind of curious.
Posted by Chris at 2:20 PM | Comments (5)

Welcome

I seem to be getting about quadruple my regular traffic and it is mostly coming from military addresses although nothing is coming up in my referrals so I am not sure why. Nevertheless, welcome and I hope you enjoy the site.
Posted by Chris at 9:39 AM

Welcome

I seem to be getting about quadruple my regular traffic and it is mostly coming from military addresses although nothing is coming up in my referrals so I am not sure why. Nevertheless, welcome and I hope you enjoy the site.
Posted by Chris at 9:39 AM

Jesus Hot Air Balloon

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Dedicated to the glory of our Lord, JESUS, The Hot Air Balloon was constructed during the Spring and Summer of 1998 and certified in October of 1998.

Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM | Comments (2)

Jesus Hot Air Balloon

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Dedicated to the glory of our Lord, JESUS, The Hot Air Balloon was constructed during the Spring and Summer of 1998 and certified in October of 1998.

Kalashnikov Vodka

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Vodka Kalashnikov is based on a select recipe approved by Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, designer of the AK-47 Rifle. It was the first vodka ever to be created by combining salt, sugar, vanillin and glycerin.

Created in the time-honored, classical tradition, this elite vodka is a supreme class of spirit, called “LUX”, distilled from a high-quality grain and specially prepared with a softened, thoroughly filtered water that is carefully cleansed of all impurities. Four food additives greatly enhance the quality of the vodka, which is intended to be manufactured for export.

Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (2)

Kalashnikov Vodka

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Vodka Kalashnikov is based on a select recipe approved by Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, designer of the AK-47 Rifle. It was the first vodka ever to be created by combining salt, sugar, vanillin and glycerin.

Created in the time-honored, classical tradition, this elite vodka is a supreme class of spirit, called “LUX”, distilled from a high-quality grain and specially prepared with a softened, thoroughly filtered water that is carefully cleansed of all impurities. Four food additives greatly enhance the quality of the vodka, which is intended to be manufactured for export.

Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (2)

Electronic Enigma Machine

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The Enigma-E is a DIY Building Kit that enables you to build your own electronic variant of the famous Enigma coding machine that was used by the German army during WWII. It works just like a real Enigma and is compatible with an M3 and M4 Enigma as well as the standard Service Machines. A message encrypted on, say, a real Enigma M4 can be read on the Enigma-E and vice versa.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Electronic Enigma Machine

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The Enigma-E is a DIY Building Kit that enables you to build your own electronic variant of the famous Enigma coding machine that was used by the German army during WWII. It works just like a real Enigma and is compatible with an M3 and M4 Enigma as well as the standard Service Machines. A message encrypted on, say, a real Enigma M4 can be read on the Enigma-E and vice versa.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Yankee or Dixie?

Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to the "other side"! Simply click on the correct answer. As you go, the quiz will automatically interpret each answer to show you what your answer implies about you.

My results: 36% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.
Posted by Chris at 6:34 AM | Comments (2)

Yankee or Dixie?

Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to the "other side"! Simply click on the correct answer. As you go, the quiz will automatically interpret each answer to show you what your answer implies about you.

My results: 36% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.
Posted by Chris at 6:34 AM | Comments (2)

Famous Wills

Find the wills of some celebrities here.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Famous Wills

Find the wills of some celebrities here.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Celebrity Skin

As a dermatologist and a film buff, I've found a series of skin conditions featured in movies. All of the films listed are readily available on home video. Peruse at your leisure and let me know what you think. You may look at movies in a new way. Disclaimer: None of the individuals featured on the site are patients. The images are publicity photos (not clinical photos taken in a medical office). Actors seen with skin conditions include some of Hollywood's biggest stars.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (2)

Celebrity Skin

As a dermatologist and a film buff, I've found a series of skin conditions featured in movies. All of the films listed are readily available on home video. Peruse at your leisure and let me know what you think. You may look at movies in a new way. Disclaimer: None of the individuals featured on the site are patients. The images are publicity photos (not clinical photos taken in a medical office). Actors seen with skin conditions include some of Hollywood's biggest stars.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM | Comments (2)

Friday, February 20, 2004

License Plate Maker

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Cool!
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 9:33 AM | Comments (1)

License Plate Maker

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Cool!
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 9:33 AM | Comments (1)

How to win at the Pepsi iTunes giveaway

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I wasn't going to blog about this but it was on the front page of cnn.com so now I feel I have to get something off my chest. Cnn had this to say:

Sharp eyes and a bit of patience paid off Thursday for iTunes fans who figured out a way to "hack" the popular music download service's Pepsi promotion.

Hack?? Um, isn't it just common sense to tip the bottle to peek and see if you have won? Guess it was a slow news day.
Posted by Chris at 9:26 AM | Comments (1)

How to win at the Pepsi iTunes giveaway

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I wasn't going to blog about this but it was on the front page of cnn.com so now I feel I have to get something off my chest. Cnn had this to say:

Sharp eyes and a bit of patience paid off Thursday for iTunes fans who figured out a way to "hack" the popular music download service's Pepsi promotion.

Hack?? Um, isn't it just common sense to tip the bottle to peek and see if you have won? Guess it was a slow news day.
Posted by Chris at 9:26 AM | Comments (1)

Bush Yoga

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Here, you will find the leader of the free world posed in a variety of ancient positions
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:52 AM

Bush Yoga

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Here, you will find the leader of the free world posed in a variety of ancient positions
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:52 AM

Bad pictures

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A bad picture everyday.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (1)

Bad pictures

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A bad picture everyday.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM | Comments (1)

Things to do if you become an evil overlord

These are pretty funny:

  • My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
  • When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say "No" and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No.
  • I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
  • I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM | Comments (2)

Things to do if you become an evil overlord

These are pretty funny:

  • My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
  • When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say "No" and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No.
  • I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
  • I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

Oreo moon phases

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Astonomy and oreos!
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Oreo moon phases

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Astonomy and oreos!
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Weird

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As predicted by his Branch Davidian followers, Vernon Howell (aka David Koresh) has returned to Mt. Carmel for final battle. Revisiting the 1993 Waco, Texas episode, gamers enter the mind and form of a resurrected David Koresh through custom headgear, a voice-activated, hard-plastic 3D skin. Each player enters the network as a Koresh and must defend the Branch Davidian compound against internal intrigue, skeptical civilians, rival Koresh and the inexorable advance of government agents. Ensnared in the custom "Koresh skin", players are bombarded with a soundstream of government “psy-ops”, FBI negotiators, the voice of God and the persistent clamor of battle. Players voice messianic texts drawn from the book of revelation, wield a variety of weapons from the Mount Carmel cache and influence the behavior of both followers and opponents by radiating a charismatic aura.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Weird

waco_scr3.jpg

As predicted by his Branch Davidian followers, Vernon Howell (aka David Koresh) has returned to Mt. Carmel for final battle. Revisiting the 1993 Waco, Texas episode, gamers enter the mind and form of a resurrected David Koresh through custom headgear, a voice-activated, hard-plastic 3D skin. Each player enters the network as a Koresh and must defend the Branch Davidian compound against internal intrigue, skeptical civilians, rival Koresh and the inexorable advance of government agents. Ensnared in the custom "Koresh skin", players are bombarded with a soundstream of government “psy-ops”, FBI negotiators, the voice of God and the persistent clamor of battle. Players voice messianic texts drawn from the book of revelation, wield a variety of weapons from the Mount Carmel cache and influence the behavior of both followers and opponents by radiating a charismatic aura.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:20 AM

Thursday, February 19, 2004

Spiky Bras

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Looking to get your point across? You'll really make a statement in this unique bra made with soft little silicone kisses. A fun alternative to the madonna style cone bra which can be hard and standoffish, the texture and touch ability of silicone is irresistible.

YIKES!
Posted by Chris at 3:20 PM | Comments (1)

Spiky Bras

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Looking to get your point across? You'll really make a statement in this unique bra made with soft little silicone kisses. A fun alternative to the madonna style cone bra which can be hard and standoffish, the texture and touch ability of silicone is irresistible.

YIKES!
Posted by Chris at 3:20 PM | Comments (1)

Cheesus Christ

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International distributor of premium quality, religious-themed cheese sculptures
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Cheesus Christ

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International distributor of premium quality, religious-themed cheese sculptures
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (1)

Remote Control Lawnmower

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Reality has now overtaken lawn mower-imagination. Evatech is now presenting a high-performance hybrid-remote control lawn mower that would add enjoyment and power while cutting the lawn. The RCLM2004.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Remote Control Lawnmower

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Reality has now overtaken lawn mower-imagination. Evatech is now presenting a high-performance hybrid-remote control lawn mower that would add enjoyment and power while cutting the lawn. The RCLM2004.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Weird Clip art

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This clip art is just plain, well, weird. Pictured above is the flag for Chanada of course.
(via Tom McMahon)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Weird Clip art

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This clip art is just plain, well, weird. Pictured above is the flag for Chanada of course.
(via Tom McMahon)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM

Fascinating Applets

Go to this link for some incredible java applets. My favorite was The Economists.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Fascinating Applets

Go to this link for some incredible java applets. My favorite was The Economists.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

White House downplays job predictions

From Cnn: The White House backed away Wednesday from its own prediction that the economy will add 2.6 million new jobs before the end of this year, saying the forecast was the work of number-crunchers and that President Bush was not a statistician.

I am shocked!! Actually is there anyone out there who is surprised by this? Bush is going to end up as only president besides Hoover to actually lose jobs during a term. The funniest part of the article however is that Bush is not a statistician. Yep I am sure we almost made that mistake. I am not sure if the man knows his multiplication tables to be honest.
Posted by Chris at 2:50 PM

White House downplays job predictions

From Cnn: The White House backed away Wednesday from its own prediction that the economy will add 2.6 million new jobs before the end of this year, saying the forecast was the work of number-crunchers and that President Bush was not a statistician.

I am shocked!! Actually is there anyone out there who is surprised by this? Bush is going to end up as only president besides Hoover to actually lose jobs during a term. The funniest part of the article however is that Bush is not a statistician. Yep I am sure we almost made that mistake. I am not sure if the man knows his multiplication tables to be honest.
Posted by Chris at 2:50 PM

1950s - 1970s goodies

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I got the cereal boxes from this site. There are tons of great links on this site from 1970s halloween costumes to 1950s animated commercials. I never knew that pillsbury made drink mixes. Also why is cherry chinese? Glad to see that Pillsbury never used stereotypes to push products.
Posted by Chris at 6:47 AM | Comments (2)

1950s - 1970s goodies

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I got the cereal boxes from this site. There are tons of great links on this site from 1970s halloween costumes to 1950s animated commercials. I never knew that pillsbury made drink mixes. Also why is cherry chinese? Glad to see that Pillsbury never used stereotypes to push products.
Posted by Chris at 6:47 AM | Comments (2)

More Cereal Boxes

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The other day I had a post with some old cereal boxes. This new link not only has tons of cereal boxes but also has what toys were inside.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

More Cereal Boxes

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The other day I had a post with some old cereal boxes. This new link not only has tons of cereal boxes but also has what toys were inside.
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM

Stuffed Microbes

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We make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size! Now available: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Bad Breath, Kissing Disease, Athlete's Foot, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, Ebola, Dust Mite, Bed Bug, and Bookworm.

Pictured above is Ebola. So cute.
Posted by Chris at 6:42 AM

Stuffed Microbes

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We make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size! Now available: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Bad Breath, Kissing Disease, Athlete's Foot, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, Ebola, Dust Mite, Bed Bug, and Bookworm.

Pictured above is Ebola. So cute.
Posted by Chris at 6:42 AM

Stanford Prison Experiment

Welcome to the Stanford Prison Experiment web site, which features an extensive slide show and information about this classic psychology experiment. What happens when you put good people in an evil place? Does humanity win over evil, or does evil triumph? These are some of the questions we posed in this dramatic simulation of prison life conducted in the summer of 1971 at Stanford University.
Posted by Chris at 6:38 AM

Stanford Prison Experiment

Welcome to the Stanford Prison Experiment web site, which features an extensive slide show and information about this classic psychology experiment. What happens when you put good people in an evil place? Does humanity win over evil, or does evil triumph? These are some of the questions we posed in this dramatic simulation of prison life conducted in the summer of 1971 at Stanford University.
Posted by Chris at 6:38 AM

Donald Rumsfeld's Fighting Techniques

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This site cracked me up. It has pictures and descriptions of Rummy's fighting styles. Above is his Drunken Temple Boxing technique. Very effective.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

Donald Rumsfeld's Fighting Techniques

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This site cracked me up. It has pictures and descriptions of Rummy's fighting styles. Above is his Drunken Temple Boxing technique. Very effective.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:35 AM | Comments (1)

No Pants Day

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May 7, 2004 is No Pants Day. What is it?

No Pants Day is a day where everyone, be they students, respectable businessmen, or cherished community leaders, leave their pants behind. Usually this means wearing thick, appropriately modest boxer shorts, but bloomers, slips, briefs, and boxer-briefs all work as well.

(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

No Pants Day

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May 7, 2004 is No Pants Day. What is it?

No Pants Day is a day where everyone, be they students, respectable businessmen, or cherished community leaders, leave their pants behind. Usually this means wearing thick, appropriately modest boxer shorts, but bloomers, slips, briefs, and boxer-briefs all work as well.

(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Crap Towns

I am kind of tired today so it annoys me when there is a cool website with no "about" page so I can copy and paste. This means I have to actually describe the page and I am not in the mood to do that. Don't these people have lazy bloggers in mind when they design a site?

Its a site where you can nominate your town as a crap town and give an argument as to why your town sucks. I have to agree with whoever nominated Boston. I never really thought of it as being a shitty city but after reading his points I have to agree.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Crap Towns

I am kind of tired today so it annoys me when there is a cool website with no "about" page so I can copy and paste. This means I have to actually describe the page and I am not in the mood to do that. Don't these people have lazy bloggers in mind when they design a site?

Its a site where you can nominate your town as a crap town and give an argument as to why your town sucks. I have to agree with whoever nominated Boston. I never really thought of it as being a shitty city but after reading his points I have to agree.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

The most dangerous game

Kite Flying!!
Posted by Chris at 11:40 AM | Comments (2)

The most dangerous game

Kite Flying!!
Posted by Chris at 11:40 AM | Comments (2)

Swedish Bands

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The Gert Jonnys have a knack for finding great vests. More Swedish band pictures HERE!!
Posted by Chris at 6:45 AM | Comments (7)

Swedish Bands

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The Gert Jonnys have a knack for finding great vests. More Swedish band pictures HERE!!

The Urban Beast Project

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What is the Urban Beast Project?

Urban Beasts are recycled skins of thrown out stuffed animals taxidermied to create feral relatives. Often displayed in community gardens, abandoned lots and in trees, an Anthology of their stories was developed to illustrate Humans' role as stewards of their environments.
Posted by Chris at 6:41 AM | Comments (2)

The Urban Beast Project

bebi.jpg


What is the Urban Beast Project?

Urban Beasts are recycled skins of thrown out stuffed animals taxidermied to create feral relatives. Often displayed in community gardens, abandoned lots and in trees, an Anthology of their stories was developed to illustrate Humans' role as stewards of their environments.
Posted by Chris at 6:41 AM | Comments (2)

Tramp Lamps

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Kind of reminds me of the lamp in A Christmas Story.
Posted by Chris at 6:36 AM | Comments (3)

Tramp Lamps

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Kind of reminds me of the lamp in A Christmas Story.
Posted by Chris at 6:36 AM | Comments (3)

Yesterland

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A website dedicated to discontinued rides in Disneyland eh? The only attraction I remember that was discontinued was Michael Jackson's Captain Eo.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Yesterland

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A website dedicated to discontinued rides in Disneyland eh? The only attraction I remember that was discontinued was Michael Jackson's Captain Eo.
Posted by Chris at 6:32 AM

Trailer Trash Doll

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Sheesh, Barbie is taking this breakup with Ken awfully hard.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Trailer Trash Doll

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Sheesh, Barbie is taking this breakup with Ken awfully hard.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

The X Files

The Unusual Phenomena Listing on the fbi site.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

The X Files

The Unusual Phenomena Listing on the fbi site.
Posted by Chris at 6:25 AM

Friday, February 13, 2004

Anti-Valentine's Day Page

Hmm a bit bitter are we?

The primary motive behind Valentines is MONEY. And plenty of it! Hallmark is cleverly cashing in on the sales of Valentines Day greeting cards. The same with people who sell flowers, Candy and cute cuddly bears. They all do this under the guise of something called Love.
Posted by Chris at 9:34 AM | Comments (3)

Anti-Valentine's Day Page

Hmm a bit bitter are we?

The primary motive behind Valentines is MONEY. And plenty of it! Hallmark is cleverly cashing in on the sales of Valentines Day greeting cards. The same with people who sell flowers, Candy and cute cuddly bears. They all do this under the guise of something called Love.
Posted by Chris at 9:34 AM | Comments (3)

Unfortunate Valentine's Cards

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Some of these are funny and others are a bit creepy.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 9:19 AM

Unfortunate Valentine's Cards

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Some of these are funny and others are a bit creepy.
(via The Presurfer)
Posted by Chris at 9:19 AM

The New Sesame Street

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heh.
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM

The New Sesame Street

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heh.
Posted by Chris at 6:48 AM

Nerd Watch Museum

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Welcome to PocketCalculatorShow.com's Nerd Watch Museum. Our collection spans hundreds of models, dozens of manufacturers and infinite gadgetry.

Ok, so. I may have owned one or two of these. That doesn't make me a nerd!! Does it?
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:43 AM

Nerd Watch Museum

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Welcome to PocketCalculatorShow.com's Nerd Watch Museum. Our collection spans hundreds of models, dozens of manufacturers and infinite gadgetry.

Ok, so. I may have owned one or two of these. That doesn't make me a nerd!! Does it?
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
Posted by Chris at 6:43 AM

Bush/Kerry Timeline 1966 to 1973

I am not really a big Kerry fan but you have to respect him for his service record in Vietnam. Can't say the same thing for our dimwit president.

Atrios had a good post actually related to Bush's National Guard stunt

In Secretary of State Colin Powell's autobiography, My American Journey, he says, "I am angry that so many of the sons of the powerful and well-placed managed to wangle slots in the Army Reserve and National Guard units... Of the many tragedies of Vietnam, this raw class discrimination strikes me as the most damaging to the ideal that all Americans are created equal and owe equal allegiance to their country." As a Purple Heart veteran and former infantryman in South Korea in 1950 with orders to "hold or die," I assure you that no Vietnam War coward who makes it to the White House and the title "Mr. President" will ever have my respect, let alone honor.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Bush/Kerry Timeline 1966 to 1973

I am not really a big Kerry fan but you have to respect him for his service record in Vietnam. Can't say the same thing for our dimwit president.

Atrios had a good post actually related to Bush's National Guard stunt

In Secretary of State Colin Powell's autobiography, My American Journey, he says, "I am angry that so many of the sons of the powerful and well-placed managed to wangle slots in the Army Reserve and National Guard units... Of the many tragedies of Vietnam, this raw class discrimination strikes me as the most damaging to the ideal that all Americans are created equal and owe equal allegiance to their country." As a Purple Heart veteran and former infantryman in South Korea in 1950 with orders to "hold or die," I assure you that no Vietnam War coward who makes it to the White House and the title "Mr. President" will ever have my respect, let alone honor.
Posted by Chris at 6:40 AM

Barney does 2pac

This is hysterical! (NSFW. It is a 2pac song what do you expect?)
(via You're Ugly)
Posted by Chris at 6:37 AM | Comments (1)

Barney does 2pac

This is hysterical! (NSFW. It is a 2pac song what do you expect?)
(via You're Ugly)
Posted by Chris at 6:37 AM | Comments (1)

Super Mario Brothers on Piano

I don't care what anyone says. I LOVE this song.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Super Mario Brothers on Piano

I don't care what anyone says. I LOVE this song.
Posted by Chris at 6:30 AM

Create your own South Park character

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Cute.
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM

Create your own South Park character

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Cute.
Posted by Chris at 6:28 AM

Thursday, February 12, 2004

Vintage Views

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Some amazing vintage postcards are here.

VintageViews is an online presentation of my Vintage Postcard Collection. Postcard collecting offers a vast range of topics to collect. My interest in architecture, history, and science provides some focus to what I collect, but an interesting new card has often started my collection in a new direction. As much as I'd like to, I can't narrow my collecting to a single well defined topic.
Posted by Chris at 6:50 AM

Vintage Views

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Some amazing vintage postcards are here.

VintageViews is an online presentation of my Vintage Postcard Collection. Postcard collecting offers a vast range of topics to collect. My interest in architecture, history, and science provides some focus to what I collect, but an interesting new card has often started my collection in a new direction. As much as I'd like to, I can't narrow my collecting to a single well defined topic.
Posted by Chris at <