You've discovered the newest game to hit the nation, Televangelist Bingo! The concept is simple. Turn your television dial to any televangelist — the wackier, the better — and clue in on the words and phrases characteristic of those eccentric preachers of charity and donation. Then, mark off the words that appear on your card(s). The first to mark off a straight line wins! Amen!
(via The Presurfer)